Eurovision 2016

Ye you expect germany wearing a fucking pickelhaube and you get an anime gurl

is there a stream?

no but here is an exert from the UK's representative's (Joe and Jake) wikipedia page

Mudslimes better make good on their threats to blow themselves up during this degenerate shitshow.

In the US it's being broadcast on LOGO

you can watch a stream here if you are in NA
eurovision.tv/page/webtv?program=213583

if you are in europe its being streamed on youtube

We're sending "Joe and Jake" who, quoting a friend: "Should be on Cbeebies." which is the kid-friendly bbc shit like cartoons / school things.

You americunts better fucking euthanise us if we vote to remain in the EU, i dont think i can take much more of this slide into hell.

Europe link

youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g

I love how certain countries (note: Russia) take this thing so seriously, to the point where a vote actually caused a diplomatic incident a few years ago.

That's apt.

a few years ago that dirty tranny with the beard from germany won so they could stick it in russia's face

leave it to shit liberals to turn a competition that should focus on talent into a political message

Not working on my end in burgerland. Any streams that aren't trash?

God is dead and now de are paying the price.

check reddit eurovision page if you dare they have lots of different streams posted there

Austria at least tries to uncuck itself a little bit for sending the trannie two years ago by sending a blond, Austrian qt this time.

I've always wondered if Russia cuts to a commercial break or something when some degenerate appears on screen. I remember last year there was 2 men snogging each other in front of the camera.

IT'S ALL SHIT

LITERALLY NO GOOD CHOICES

JUST LIKE REAL LIFE POLITICS
WEW LAD

The polish guys Jewish aswel, I looked at him, knew there was something amiss…..when will pol be wrong?

Russia is awesome

eh
t. Russian

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Wait, why are kikes and kangaroos participating? Also why is a Russian singing in English?

I'm watching literal faggots comment on things on logo. Pls kill me.

Jamala from Ukraine

QUINTESSENTIALLY STRAYAN

why the fuck straya is in eurovision contest, anyway

So many of them aren't even their own country's people mixed with another race, which would still be disgusting but halfway acceptable compared to most of these singers who are literally 'immigrated recently'

Our greatest ally is also participating. I'm glad NA is avoiding this cancerous event.

"Crazy is the new black"

you said it

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we need eurovision branded gas chambers

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TREEHUGGER

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QUINTESSENTIALLY GERMAN

So can we just say that the anglosphere has effectively conquered Europe? Why the fuck is everyone singing in English for the most part?

Just bomb the place, nothing would be lost.

with this level of autism she has to browse the chans

Its always been like that I think, countries not voting for eachother cause of some history…the holke contest is a farce, always has been I think

just checking these sweet numbers

Agnus?

euros are so cucked their own language embarrasses them

She's a weeaboo and koreaboo apparently.

She looks like a bar slut.

Korea is the worst asian nation to get a hard on for

Definitely a tumblrite

are you one of the morality man brit pol posters? nothing wrong with hot girls

I don't get why people are into korean shit, all their music sounds just like ours and all their fashion looks just like ours - they do make some good movies though

european chat: discord.gg/0ziOaPMQoWW3Q5uY

WHAT IS THIS PSYCHEDELIC SHIT

With that positive attitude of yours, i'm sure you ain't got nothing against HIV either.

2Deep4You!

They really hate epileptics.

That came out of fucking nowhere

Not a bad one for Austria.

Germans follow about 5 years behind American trends these days. So the cancer we had 5-7 years ago is now popular in Germany being a weeboo emotijons shitty memes

A song that's not in English. Good job, Austria. Too bad you're from Austria and you're singing in fucking French.

Being a puritan is for fags

PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM FAGGOTRY.

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i hope those faggot brits put on a turban while singing

Yeah, there was a time when Austria was sending German singers. Best one was the guy in video left, who just took a huge shit on Eurovision's head with a total bullshit song.

a gay thing just happened

When Israel was relocated to Europe?

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Aren't the Georgians literally called "The Lolitas" ?

So we have pedophile Georgians too

the whole contest is a gay thing

"Homosexuality is not natural"

-Former winner and the nuMale leader of the program Mans Zelmerlow in an probably too honest for the pc-crowd moment a while ago.

Eh, she sings in French mate

No. We don't you fucking piece of shit!

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Zoë Straub was born in the Austrian capital, Vienna, to musician parents, Christof Straub and Roumina Straub (née Wilfling), on 1 December 1996.[1]

Aren't the Georgians literally called "The Lolitas" ?

So we have pedophile Georgians too

Fug off Kikewheels

best post in the thread holy shit

Spain will win.

Your pic is from Syria footage you fucking antisemitic scum.

Holy kek. This is fucking hilarious.

I know it's from Syria

The votes won't matter just like before.
Last time poland could win, but kikes made the votes 50% relevant, enough to flip it around

and now the highlight of Eurovision…and American pop singer!

The highlight of Eurovision was a Chinese girl from Australia.

also, where the fuck does the money go anyway?

m'key

This dance is the most pozzed thing I've ever seen.

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Can't keep yourself insulated from the world. I watch it, so I can hate more effectively.

Too bad Terry Wogan is in his grave, he used to spend the entire show taking the piss and getting drunk.

jesus fucking christ, are you faggots seeing what im seeing

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Destiny from Malta

wow, disgusting

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just wanted to remind you, fat niggress is an attractive and cool person, goy

Sauce me a video of that.

they forgot to say add trannies and niggers

this

Agreed.

By the way she talks it's someone with very loose ties to the country she's representing.

Who the fuck is this bitch.

sorry, I didn't make a screenshot, but tomorrow you will surely find in on YT, just skip to the end of 'his' performance.

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you burgers are fucked

No, the willy pete.

Linda Dawn Finer from wikipedia

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stop

I hope someone falls. Or one explodes.

HOW MANY FUCKING DIFFERENT DRESSES HAS THIS BITCH WORN ALREADY

I THINK WE'RE AT 6 SO FAR

greatest allies.

i shit you not, he just said this

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Didn't the Russian dude post nudes of himself on some random gay porn site ?

Jesus, looks like they've plucked out the only nigger in Iceland.

They must have searched hard. There's, what, 5 in the entire nation. So progressive.

Wasn't the israel one the one who got bullied by Russians border check?

yes cuz hes a fag too

Suddenly I'm reminded of the tall ice blonde Icelander who married some African athlete. I believe they children as well.

It's still depressing.

This is the representative of my country of Denmark?

why

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You sound surprised

Literally a taste of european democracy right here.

The winner so far…a chinese person from Australia

why

Tfw burger

:)

12 to Ukraine from Israel. Those whores really broke those phones.

They don't even bother hiding it anymore

muh reperations

In a European contest.Globalization OH!

Let Putin cleanse it

totally not rigged

WOW! Australia's representative is Yoda! I thought he died in episode 6

So I guess it's come down to politics vs money
If Ukraine wins it's so Europe cans tick it to Russia again, politics win
If Australia wins, it's to show all non-European countries how well a non-Euro country can do (notice how they keep saying hello to China and America)

Australia is a non-offensive country that Europeans have few opnions about and will be a benchmark for a nonEuro country to enter and win, showing everyone how tolerant Europe is.

The kikes at the top can then show off what a great money maker Australia was to the system and then slow integrate both America, China and many more

Ukraine entry was about the signers grandma being forcibly removed by Russia. I bet they win as a zionist globalist plot. Australia also doing well, their entry was a fucking Korean who moved there age 9

Greece and Cyprus both give Russia 12 points. Hellenic-Russian alliance when?

Also the aussie is a Korean.
How fucking funny will it be if Australia wins, then all these cunts have to spend like £1.5k each flying out there next year

Why can't I open my bedroom door to see this…?

Russia promised to give them loans and they're mad at EU.

Cyprus' economy is propped up by Russian money laundering since the EU fucked their banking sector a couple of years back.

Douze points is the least they can do.

Seems like they want the next Eurovision to happen outside of Europe for security reason. :^)

I hear that.

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I've a hot blonde gf, cheerleader actually. Maybe because I don't know who saber is and I hit the gym. I'll dress her up like that for some role play and not appreciate it at all though, just for you user

Because you live in Europe, and it's 2016, therefore if you open your door to it it has to be mixed race and have a dick.

GOD DAMN I LOVE BEING AMERICAN

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Also swede cucks showing Los of whites, no blacks. Typical lefty cunts eh?

Sweden's singer is a Nigerian

I'm not joking, they actually said this.

Only Europhiles would want to participate in this faggotry, and American Europhiles deserve to be gassed.

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Oh shit, I just thought he had wonky eyes.
You're right.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frans_Jeppsson_Wall

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Sweden has "=" signs replacing the 'e' in their name. Disgusting.

:)

at least Israel has the excuse of sporting one of the biggest gay communities in the world.

This entire show doesn't even elect their winner by talent, they just choose the most ""diverse".
This is the most degenerate shit anyone has ever conceived in European history, just purge it all.

inb4 Ukraine gets 300 points tying it with australia, money and politics win

next eurvision held in ukraine because austrlia cant host it

this is the most fixed shit ever

totally democratic, goyim

POLITICS WIN!
MONEY IN SECOND PLACE
RUSSIA GETS SHAMEFUL BRONZE TO SHOW THEM HOW TRASH THEY ARE

"But there's no stopping Ukraine" – Graham Norton

"You want bet?" – Vladimir Putin

The audacity of these people.

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This is the most fixed shit i've ever seen bwahaha

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=D =N

Implying that's not meant to be a cock entering someone doggy

Implying it's not a black cock entering white pussy

Fucking swedes

;-)

At least australian chinks didnt win

A muslim wins and a barely Australian gook places second, 'Euro'vision.

Btw for those who are interested Germany televotes gaves Israel 0 points and Russia 12.

I FUCKING CALLED IT

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Britain didn't send 2 fags, they got all butthurt in an interview and said they weren't gay and weren't sure how eveything though they were lol

heh
other way around m8

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wrong m8, it's the (((experts))) who gave IS 12 points

The slippery slope doesn't exist they said…
watch out for the dog-fuckers at next year's Eurovision.

Putin will be fuming now. Look for a new offensive in the Donbass soon.

putin confirmed butthurt manlet

if you think Putin will react to this in any kind you're delusional

I'm hyped for Putin and Natalia hosting Eurovision next year.

ukraine and its muslim lovers will host

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wanna fuck this big tittied Turkish bitch so bad

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theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2013/may/21/eurovision-russian-foreign-minister-voting-row

Nothing but a Anti-Russia statement. How fucking hilarious. I really hope that the Ukraine civil war sparks again so it can't be hosted there

I don't even know what to say any more

jesus christ user, pull your head out of your gamma ass, read the mystery method, hit the gym, and get to fucking work.

Women are so depraved for men they love they'll do far better than cosplay animu waifus you'll no longer care about.

see

How it all just fell perfectly into place at the end. Who would have guessed, eh?

The Jew grows too predictable with his fiendish schemes. Who's to tell what will follow?

This Globalist filth needs to go.

So his mother is Nigerian or Swedish?

Forgot webm

He even placed pretty well.

Because we want to appease to the European SJW faggots so they buy our goods made in Judea and Samaria.

user…

Wouldn't be surprised.

Definitely correlated.

Nah I hope Australia wins just to piss the Euros off

Azeris are just turkish influenced Iranians or
basically Turko-Iranians

nice try kike

me again
skip to 2:22

puh-lease, anything you post have already been debunked.

Too bad Romania is disqualified.

OY VEY GOYIM OF COURSE WE ARE EUROPEAN AND WHITE!

Hol up, the girl singing for Ukraine wasn't even a Slav but a crypto Turkroach?

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Turks decimated Anatolia when they wrestled it from the Byzantine empire.

It used to be a huge recruiting area for a long time and it is recorded that after the Turkish incursion it could no longer be used as such.
Because there was nothing left there and your "genetics" come from raping everything in Constantinople.

Don't invent history.

He kinda looks like handsome Squidward.

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Because Europe doesnt exist anymore, next year Eurovision is going to host Jay-Z, a singing child molester and a bunch of starving african children throwing small rocks at a corrigated shed wall.

If the child molester wins he gets to fuck the african kids while the judges are forced to watch and describe all the ways multiculturalism has made their lives better on camera.

How can she be German?
She isnt being raped by migrants in that picture.

Also:

>inb4 brit/pol/

Even Australia shouldn't be here to be honest.

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topkek

It was already at 57,7% in 2014

reddit.com/r/eurovision/comments/4jghxs/those_stage_effects_reminded_me_of_something/

upvote please

You have too much optimism.

youtube.com/watch?v=TNpLd10paFw

Guy is a 10/10 comedian. And legit retarded.

Why didn't you help her, Holla Forums? Why didn't you vote for her?

She will literally commit suicide now. She is only 18 and thinks she sucks and the whole world hates her.

Why, Holla Forums? She even looks like the candidate that probably has the cutest feet.

She should at least learn to do it the proper and classy way like the Japs she looks up to so much.

whats this?

It was all about the Anti-Russian sentiment and bookmaker deals. It's hilarious people even take it serious.
Poor Jamie-Lee shouldn't worry about that, but worry about the chance that Jamal is coming for her

The German Eurovision contestant: Jamie-Lee Kriewitz. She's a weeaboo and koreaboo.

Europe is also so fucking dumb they have not lynched Merkel yet. There's probably no end to stupid shit they believe.

Nice. Shame the Netherlands lost though their song was the best imho

Israel are a part of the European television region which is why they compete. It's only called Eurovision because it covers literally all of Europe and little elsewhere which is why Georgia and Azerbaijan are allowed to compete too.

People in glass houses should not throw stones lad

don't remind me

what if i lack the motivation for the gym? even though i can't afford ithow can i start?

Yeah i'm sure she's very shy and introverted singing on international television.

She looks half turk anyway.

is that like the players little black book?

Underrated post.

Btw, last time Eurovision gave us a man in a dress with a beard.

Let's speculate what kind of abomination we'll get this time.

Europeans don't care about Eurovision, it was corrupt as fuck before it also became gay as fuck.

that wikipedia entry reads like a riddle