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Fuck you.
Fuck Skye.
And Fuck the Smuglord!

Long Live Blewberry!

ummmmmmm

yawn

Long live bread and friendship! The Skugittye alliance will burn for their treachery!

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nobody will ever find us now

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holy fuck GN it is you

mirry a sloot

skitty has always been there for me through all the tuff times

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!

fku

no this is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!1!

Long live bread and friendship! The Skugittye alliance will burn for their treachery!

haha excellent!

its a plot to deter Blueberry loyalists from bread. Skitty is trying to have a coup.

skittyhole confirmed for brownpill

yuck

thanks for baking

Fuck off spic

no

who are you and why are you fiddling with my emotions?

Ours is a stronger bond.
well I would like to think that way.

They will burn good.

*pets you just cuz*

Could I say it outside the thread?

daily reminder that i love you all

Y-You too.

just a lil bit?

nope

false. no one loves smuglord and he should kill himself.

fine im a bit of one

Triggered much?

puto en negación.

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cute~
So whats up today?

your thirst is unreal
fuck off

Meanwhile Skye in Venezuela.

Ok fellow horsefuckers, whose ready to see JDL next to my ugly mug?!

whats jdl?

give me a clue…. or give me an email if you have it.

smuglord is pretty tolerable when he isn't being triggered or in a shitposty mood
in other words most of the time

jewish defence league

The world would be a much better place without Jews.

kek

lets see it broseph!

speaking of, howabout an email from you, little one?

If Smuglord is here, I will trigger him. I swear it by Celestia's ponut.

I think Smuglord went off to his hugbox. We can rest easy for now, soldier. Good work there!

John de Lancie

what if I said you could be my rose?

Where's Smuglord?

kwl why not?

suresure
ill go beg miracle to talk to me on email too

go to bed gn

Alright all you pony living space monkeys, here it is!

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skitty bantz are best

ohhhh

hey

The Jewish phone companies are slowing down my internet!

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dead, if theres any justice.

hey at least i can get an email from cute boys. you only get attention from aussie traps who dont even post anymore.

Nice! Hey whos the pony on your shirt? Looks liek youre havin a great time!

mmmmmm skittyhole

lol, you're not even close to correct.
and i consider 'not posting in bread' to be a positive thing
only a mentally challenged 30 something weirdo could possibly think people who post here less are to be looked down on
get a goddamn life

Oh my!
Priceless.
But I'm not a coprophiliac.
I literally shitpost.

I post here every day. Am I a loser?

It's a shirt with Rainbow Dash and Daring Do

h-hey

nope
but if you didnt, blew would think youre a loser

It seems to be getting even slower; they might know!!!

You lost the game m80o==========>~~~

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Yay

Damn, I lost the game.

THE GAME

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Skye is being a Bitch.

Post his picture in here, he was the ugly fat fuck face, with a blue shit that took a pic of himself, in front of a mirror.

Look at this man!

It's fucking Hilarious!

Call me a conspiracy theorist loon but I spy with my little eye a tie

BINGO

I believe in bread. Bread has made me my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the bread fashion.
You sound like all the newfags crying at our threads on 4chan. Hell, you pretty much ARE the newfags crying about our threads.

nothin wrong iwth that bro! We take all sorts here except for triggerfags

Youre a loyal breader and a good friend.

iooooh nice i thought i saw DD on there

kek

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you're so hawaii when you're nervous

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spurious at best.

I wish to learn how to ban evade, in case we spam 4chan again.
I can't learn now though, because I have to go to work in an hour.

Oh my GOD my sides weren't ready

Heya bro!

Skye is never not a bitch LOL. Its actually funny everyone in their little group triggers eachother all the time, but they're more triggered by us than eachother so they herd together for protection.

….and?

OY! Is that one of those Zika virus babies with the giant head? Cuz if so thats hot. Post more giant zika head baby porn.

this image is amazing

and That's Skye you webm poster.

is this ugly fuck ever coming back?

your sides can never be ready.Skye is mad cuz hes not as cute as me.

WHAT SHOULD I BUY AT THE STORE?!?!?!

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Im virtually certain hes a prison bitch at present.

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*hug* sorry things are still settling down from the coup Smug and Skitty tried to start. But I noticed and it was neat!

…
diapers

i honestly do not understand the hype people get for famous people

i'm like a cute, nervous american island cluster? hmm

kek

TwiHaze: sexier than Blewberry

You always seem to remind me why I like you Blewberry.

It's less the fact that he's famous for me; it's more what his famous for, and what kind of person I know him to be.

sup bro?

probably wishes he pulled the trigger. and also that that wasnt a beebee gun.

JDL is sci-fi Bill Murray, basically. Did he steal your fries?
d'awww thanks!

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Yep.

Are you fucking blind?
He is very sexy.
His abs, his legs he is just a sexy shitposter you gotta admit it.
I bet he is 1000 times better looking that you could ever dream of.
he isn't a loon.

I was given the Name of Discardio the shitposter back in my 4chan /mlp/ days and I couldn't post scat in there.
I bear that name with Pride.

I became an apprentice of shitposting my mentor is nothing less than the Great Blewberry.
Together we created the Skittyhole club.
We just strangled the Smuglord.

What?

You are smoking HOT.
Skye is just a FAT blob.

You seem feisty today.

Hows it going Travis poster?

Hey now. I deleted that post cause I forgot to quote it right. I think everybody here wishes he pulled it.

Best discription; someone needs to tell him! Np man!

Btw, there are a number of Burnie Sanders fans here; UGHHHHHHHHHH!

Sci go? Fucking… auto correct.

you got it, babe.

I'm ok.

I'm grateful with Twilihaze for posting Skye's picture.

I just wish the guy puts his shit together.

Skitty pretends to have no fetishes and wont lewd in bread because hes too skittish and values his internet reputation too much. Hes just afraid to let loose his full shitposting potential and talk about how much he likes to pay hookers to let him pee in their hair.

And you are a worthy apprentice, and a good friend *hug* here have a pic of me in sockies!

I wish he would come back so I could insult him more.

are you fucktarded?
That things more heavily shopped that a fucking playboy magazine

That's a bad thing isn't it. I'm being insulted aren't I.

WHAT

*squee*

skitty's mad cuz we made his faggot friend kill himself.

hahaha sounds about right yeah.

well youre the one who's currently there, go for it lol.
heh i think our ranks will thin out soon. i threw up a little when he endorsed Shillary.

Hey, haven't seen you in yonks, how're you?
Everything ok?

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k

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heya Rappy!

kittyfur!

i think i remember him saying that if he didnt get his shit together he was going to be in jail for like, forever.

Why does this make me laugh so much

K what, you faggot?

wow…
I'm…
wow…

Dayum…

Meee

bonzer!

Wow, and here I thought I was an insufferable faggot.

what should i buy at the store

k

awwww hehe you likey?

damn Fleur youre a cute!

diapers

How's it going?

Hope you're going well

Wha?

handcuffs and child sized condoms

Meee

Im bi!!

They sell child sized condoms?

Right right.

damn fine. Smug and Skitty tried to take over bread earlier but with the help of Dissy and some other loyal shitposters we drove them off. Now we're free once again.

Seems like you've got K covered. Learn some other letters.

im glad! no one that cute should ever limit themselves to just one sex.

Aww

I like girls too

thought people down under said "bonzer" when they were happy about something

has TV lied to me?!

grills are ok but cutebois like fleur and reeceypet are best

what

Good.

Just like skye.

Ohh?

Mmm, keep it up, chase the hetero away

Thought he was gay.

Also im single, love wanted

i could get used to this, kiwi.
bedtime though, i'll be back maybe tomorrow

Berzerk is great.

No idea, I just figured it would be funny.
But, I'm a little concerned that you jumped straight to them :P
Do you have something you wanna confess?

uh… what?

I've never heard that word before in my life

so it looks like you're holding some child hostage as a rape slave :3

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rude as fuck

What ever you say honey.

hehehehe.

You make my heartbeat increase.

Hello there Rap.
I was lurking the last Bread, I witnessed Smuglord and Skitthole trying to put down Blewby so I jumped in, I couldn't let him alone.
I'm doing really well actually.
I'm really Happy for finishing school.
But I cant make up my mind.
I hope you are doing well.

night night, lovey

remind me how cute i am tomorrow plz

diapers.

i think hes too ugly to be a prisonwife though. dunno what they'll use him for.

how are you single? youre so pretty! i'd totally go out with you if you were into diapers and lived closer

sleep tight nony friend!

it was a hard won fight but we defeated their evil forces. Smug was banished to his hugbox, Skye got triggered and went to fap to traps, and Skitty is anonposting.

yes

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I think that's the joke.

Where are you now? Oregon?
My friend was going to move out there, but his friend just ditched him like a bitch. Damn Crack heads.

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A toilet.

I wish to see.
Where is the description?

See the new anime?

Wasnt sure. Also nice butt

A lot of personal problems and life struggles, looking for a bf now.

Huh, sounds like my old group of friends. Your friend will be better off, people like that end up on the street

His face.
makes me lose my appetite.

i thought reminding you that youre a cutieboy was my job, pet?

awww thanks Dissy, anything to make you happy! maybe i could take some special pics sometinme just for you. Gaeburn picked out those socks cuz he wanted me to wear them for him.

Congrats on finishing school by the way.

Idaho, somewhere under the potatoes.

Human toilets are so much better than porcelain ones. You don't hurt your hand punching a human toilet.

She's living in some beach house with her nigger lover… And his aunt.
I give it a month before she's begging for Crack money.

thanks, my bf will appreciate the complment

They won't be able to tell his face apart from the shit.

Oh, true.
I only just woke up so I missed all of that.

I'm glad to hear you're well, and hey!
congratulations on finishing your trade studies!
That's great news :3
Are you still unsure on what industry you wish to work in, is that why you can't make up your mind?

I'm doing much better than I have this last week.
Just chilling out and about to have coffee currently

It's out?!?
I didn't think it was coming out till later this year!?

Fucking, brb.

boyfriends don't have penises

Impossible to find then.
We have mountains of potatoes here.

you dont have a bf skye youre a bitter lonely man whose only joy is fantasizing about skittyhole and being a jackass in bread.

keked

Top kek

found it
puu.sh/niDFy/13e7f54cc0.swf

it's not especially good

what the fuck

Ouch

Teehee lucky bf. I want a man to be sexy for.

Dude there are 3 eps out! Go to horrible subs, now!!!

you could do cute things for meeeee

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Damn.

I don't get what niggers see in fat women anyway.

what are those lines below his man boobs, stretchjmarks?

Niggers are animals that would fuck anything.

whut

kk freak

he didnt feel lucky when i woke him up at 0430 this morning because i fucked up timezones
ah well~

I don't know but its fucking gross.

Ohh? Top or bottom? Guess what i am.

They're easy? I dunno, same shit chubby asian girls see in nerdy white men?

Lol

Just look at you!

Dayum…

That ass looks like this face.

But I never see any in public with an attractive woman. It's always a moon face lard ass with incredibly low standards and no self-respect.

Nerdy white men can be attractive though.

ah well, he appreciated the chat at least~

k

I am SO there.
I've read the comic to date, I've been waiting for this for Ages!

*boop*

Awww

Well yeah, im a nerd too, an athletic one

I see

Haha. I bet you like playing sports video games too, nerd.

he has a very love heart shaped bum in that pic

you say freak like its a bad thing.

switch…. and i can tell youre a bottom. no top is that smooth and cute.

careful of Skye, reeceypet. he is a stranger danger>>5986936

Well of course I did!
you are soooooo cute looking.

*sigh*
mfw I will never be able to snuggle with you.

sorry Rap.

I'm waaaaay too distracted bye Blewberry and this Anonymous cutie.

I cant focus.

Niggers love obese white women. I think its a status symbol in the nigger community.

Nice ass

You. and so many others. The new susumu hirasawa song rocks. Finally, decient anime not the cutsy woutsie ching chong shit

I like total war and shooters, smart people games. Im also /k/

Im a switch and more toppish, but not much. Im fiercly independent

Which user?

It's ok, I'll leave you to it~

you can totally snuggle with me. one day i will do a euro tour and molest all the cute bread bois in europe.

You.

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truly more anthropoligcal study is needed to discover just why niggers nig.

huh im kinda surprised! i tend towards more of a subby switch really. you sound fun either way tho.

I see.

Oh, okay. Cool.
I can't play shooters anymore, they do nothing for me.

Ohh my

Most are, im full of surprises

Im.more of a good rpg person.

They need to be put in cages and studied like the animals they are.

Mmhmm~
Aint I lucky

Tyty.
He works hard for it

Good, keep it up.

Super exciting :3

What is this pic from? It looks familiar.

Teehee

Like the battlefield: modern warfighter 4?

hmmm i like that. do you has an email? maybe you could give me some points on how to handle reeceypet and train him properly!

i'd feel bad for the scientist who majors in dindu studies.

Those work. I like total war. Want medieval 3 to hurry up and be made

I associate 'teehee' it fat people from fat people stories exhibiting fat logic.

this is a cute!

[email protected]/* */

Hmm

Funny that

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uhh i meant to say "bonza"…

that ring any bells?

its more because your friend Smug is dead now. Skitty ran away. Your allies abandon you, Skye.

Right.

Nope, sorry, still nothing

kek

teach reeceypet some aussie words. I know there are like 20 different words for cunt down there.

LONG LIVE STEVEN

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FOCUS!
Rap is a good Friend you must Reply to him!

Do not let Skitty and Smuglord bully Blewby when I’m not here.

On witch course should I take next.

Industrial Electrician or Solar panel making and Technician.
Solar looks sooooo fun!
But job offers for Industrial are way too high in comparison to solar panel installing.
I don’t know what should I take next.

Just chilling out and about to have coffee currently

Good to hear.
How's work for you? is it too hard? what do you work at?
Let’s drink coffee together then, after getting my certificate and license yesterday, I had my first job it was brutal, I had to install 6 t5 60” lamps in a warehouse all by myself, I slept like a baby at night but I’m still sleepy.

you're not from austraillia are you…

niggers like fat women because they come from tribes which couldn't even comprehend agriculture and thus having weight on you was a sign of success as most of them have always been starving apes

"fried chicken experiment 428: subject still likes fried chicken."

die horribly Smug.

I like to think I'm skye's ally.

Blew
Discordio
Reece
Rose
All shall perish before the might of the Crystal Gems!

Next is watermelon.

doesnt sound like it.

Eat shit and die, autism universe.

Episode just paused on the perfect scene. Fuck off with the four of ye

I flick 'em shit but I don't hate him.

What did I do?

Youre cool

Whos the nigger

:S
I'm not in Europe

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Your ban did not stop me. You will never harm Reecey or Dissy or Rose (for some reason???) You will die alone by your own hand. Do it now and end our suffering and yours.

Bonza is a strayan word, cobba

Skitty

Its too late . Smug hates you. Now help me burn him down.

I'll protect you, tiny friend.

well thats much more convenient… guess i got my passport for nothin then.

if there were so many different words for cunt then they wouldn't be saying cunt as much

Burn in hell

i have it on record from an anonymous cutie booty Australian that "bonza" is a word used there.

checkm8

How do I do that?

Haha, it's ok Discordia, sincerely~

Well… Why not do one, and get a job with that one then study the other part time while working that one?
that way you're earning some money while studying and getting some experience too.
That's one option anyway.

while I study I'm working at a local charity in the phone centres taking calls.
really chill atmosphere and super easy work, I really enjoy it :3
I just got the end of financial year raise as well which was nice.

Brutal, I know the ones you're talking about and I hated them haha.
I've never had to replace them but fuck that noise.

It's 8 am for me, bit early to drink ,but come a reasonable time for us both we shall have a toast!

No, I'm from Australia.

Jejejeje.
I wont be that Easy.
I'm the Bringer of Pestilence and Fire.
If I could I would drown you in Shit, then burn your remainings and leave the rest for the maggots to feast upon you.
Or maybe, just maybe stab you and fuck you from the newly formed hole.

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edgy

post diapers or any fetish pron.

and then shit in his stab wounds~!

You are all alone now.

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Ah… dude.. please.

cut your wrists with the edge

hahahahaha now thats entertainment!

Oh, yeah, the shitposters are in full force tonight.
Woo.

apologies Rap. we have to stop Smuglord no matter the cost.

what if I made Nat wear a diaper and camwhore for us?

His fetishes arent literally shit.
Youre the first person id consider actually ordering him not to interact with

I think I'll come back later

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They have a game room here; Fighting is Magic and so much more. There's even a guy who's camped out in and apparently sleeping in there, right next to one of the doors.

SEE RAPTOR? THESE HEATHENS HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU.

Rap…
But!
my…
You should take some time off until I and Blewby kill the Smurglord and his allies.

Lol what a freak

I have slight respect for him.

awww dont go Rap, cmon it wont be long before Smug is dead, promise. Im doing my best.

lol fag

oh shit how's that game going anyhow? I know they made htem stop using show characters for it and stuff and then I gave up.

Rap was happy til you showed up. You ruin erveryones day. Your family hate you and are disappointed. Your parents hope they outlive, you. The best you can do is to give everyone their wish and end it quickly. I'd say quick and clean, but youre a pile of sloplard and nothing you do could possibly be done lceanly. Just fucking kill yourself Smug.

Kek

No way!
Do not Twist this into your favour Mother fucker!
I didn't knew Raptor would find that disturbing.

He is my Friend.

If he or Blewberry ask me to stop posting Gore/Pyro or Shit, I would do it.
Because I respect them and I value their friend ship.

But you…

You can still get the original I hear; they made new characters (with the help of Faust) and a new game, which I think they're still working on.

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Im still not getting how you think youre insulting me with this. i did 9/11 and i'll do it again to Smug.

*brohoof* it is for the safety and happyness of bread that we must do this, and it might not be pleasant, but in the end bread will be saved.

I dont know I feel like its just not the same if i cant make rainbow dash murder scoots to death, whicjh i guess is what hasbro wanted… the cunts.

sometimes when i post feces i have people say, hey i don't like all of that there feces and i get pretty surprised about this

i really start evaluating my whole life at that point

but that was too much work having to do that all the time

so now i dont post feces as much

Im still not getting how you think youre insulting me with this. i did 9/11 and i'll do it again to Smug.

*brohoof* it is for the safety and happyness of bread that we must do this, and it might not be pleasant, but in the end bread will be saved.

I dont know I feel like its just not the same if i cant make rainbow dash murder scoots to death, whicjh i guess is what hasbro wanted… the cunts.

he doesnt look too uncomfortable oddly enough. he aint even mad.

I got pizza

fat

I feel the same way about posting steven universe. Its too bad Smug doesnt.

choke on it you fat piece of shit

Can't deny that

what kind?

Try changing you name sexybeing.

He has us blocked or something.

Try this insted little guy.

Ni

lmao

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that's not enough of a response

your degenerate show has made you accept being fat

if that show was good, every episode would just be everyone else in the show insulting the main character for being fat until he does something about it or kills himself

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i'll assume they used it for nothing except facebook

WHO ALWAYS DOES THIS

I'm a big guy

Your friends can be serious tards, Skittles.

Yeah, it's a normie kinda person. I felt like I'd probably be able to guess their password just by looking at them and it worked.. They had a really typical one. They're a hunter and live in the same ranch area as I do so I tried using various wild life names and it was actually one of those in spanish.

you should do something about it or kill yourself

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hehehe.

My deepest condolences.

Reecey no! dont encourage it to post more!

ive been changing my name iwth every post>>5987150

LOL

a lot of people end up getting those cheap ubuntu things they sell at the store now days

hi guy

I feed off of (You)s also

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I feed off your misery

Smuglord did nothing wrong

Follow this guy example.

Pic TOTALLY RELATED!

enjoi m8

That is not accurate. He continues to post Steven Universe.

Shut up you dirty mexikike. How many shekels did he give you to betray your bread?

also he continues to live

fuck you

Using Ubuntu is not a bad thing. I've been discovering it's actually a rather comfy Linux distro despite what many elitists may say. My only gripe with it is that it doesn't have bleeding edge packages.

That said. if you're going to use Linux, it is imperative to know your own root password.

Hello, who is this?

Not for long.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

____¶_
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|____||||||]
(@)@)***(@)(@)(@)

POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

yeah, I know. I have a system with ubuntu installed and I only do very rudimentary things.

super fail

What did I request you to download next for our viewing pleasure?

so, a lot?

haha hey its what smugs mom should have done with him!

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE______________¶___|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_|______________|||__|__|__|](@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!

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looks like Holla Forums hates memes

Holla Forums Hates jewish faggots like you.

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MadMax?

could you put it in [/code] format so it doesn't fuck up?
i need this

And did you ACQUIRE IT LEGALLY?

yes hello this tired, or #1 twilight poster. your pick

nvm
thank you skits

what else is next? polysexual transdimensionallygendered teenage werewolf?

facebook.com/HateFreeCulture/posts/810654379036058

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You are a cantaloupe.

Which Twilight poster is this? Someone new?

daily reminder that mystic is best team

traitor, for a start.

it needed a more fitting soundtrack haha

heya Ruby. join the Blewberry faction and help defend bread from Smuglord's awfulness

TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM TSM

Those are gross ;~;

…no

You said you have Jewish ancestry.

I do not keep screenshots tho.

Bueno fuera solo eres un Judio maricón.

When did I said that to you?

Maybe.

HEIL VALOR

checjed. Brb I need to feed my friend's cats/ Hold down the fort and dont let Smug have a moment of peace.

I have yet to be convinced of his awfulness. Your only criticism of him that you have explained is that he hasn't killed himself yet. But neither have you, so that seems to put you two as equal.

But this now makes us enemies.

Well, if you obtain it, we could watch it together. M-Maybe…

Bread is so peaceful today

I never told you anything. You are just grossly incorrect and misremembering your conversation with blewberry in which he told you that I was claiming to be jewish.

That pic tho

I like this person

[barks]

bread's been scaring away some fun posters too

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Our Shit posting seems to have no effect on him.

I have to take a shower and groom myself.

a friend of mine Invited me to go a dance club tonight.

I will miss you Blewby.
I hope Rap doesn't end up hating me.

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This thread which serves as a median for communication has NOTHING to do with this aside from providing the platform for human language communication.

So with that out of the way, who exactly are you referring to that you personally believe is responsible for persuading your desired posters feelings on participating in the community here?

IS IT ME?

IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING ME

What ever you say Kosher abomination.

Yes, but in a moment, now I need to help someone with things here at home for a short while.

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Raptor ran off after he saw a bunch of gore related stuff posted, we've probably lost him for the rest of the night

Reproduction should be Prohibited for Autistic people.

Yes, master.

Kek

AIDS!

That's why I keep MLP secret IRL.

wooooooooooow! those kids are going to grow hating their autistic parents.

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he works around this time silly

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Music is about to start; I'm gonna stay for a bit of it, then head home. It's about a 2 hour drive.

I'm so glad I'm going out tonight.

Staying away from Autism always helps.

This guy that I'm going out is really hot.

How much man ass do you get, Disco?

*hiss*

He just called me.

Goodbye Reece and Travis poster.

Not as much as I would like to.

being Autistic shy doesn't help.

but once he gets drunk.

His boypussy is mine.

Take care man!

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have a good one

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It said bread was pruned. Silly chan.

It also said there was a global report.

i can smell reds and bluesss

I'm smoking skooma again.

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have fun Dissy, thank you for your service

*salutes*

Aw, did skye leave?

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Fuckin same nigga

Dont you talk to reeceypet like that you mexikike!

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Yeah. Long time ago

Damn.

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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

die in a fire

Sorry you missed it.

Is that a threat?
What are you going to do?

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i always love seeing the filesize difference between .gifs and .webms

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No te enojes~

Hello Holla Forumsread

When ever this pic is posted in cringe threads everybody talks about how hot the girl on the right is.

brb again.

Hey now

gaer6wmnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjui bssdthf 5eardfssdpiofwujdonasdfn;

Yea it's quite a neat feat.
Now check this: This WebM was made from a 23.6MB .gif file

you're a rockstar

holy crap

Wha?

yea

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Hello how are you doing?

Fucking phone

I'm high. How about you?

Going to get high soon

and this one from a 24.4Mb file
It would have been impossible to upload these type of animations before WebM posting was allowed

avatarfag process has been interrupted

Nice. I've only been taking capsules lately. I can't take the sore throat and chest pain from coughing anymore.

My lungs are fine tho

saaaamem

Its mostly the sore throat I can't stand anymore. Even after one hit.

That must suck sorry about that

It's ok. These caps cost less than actual flower and get me more high. And it lasts for hours.

Avatarfag.8ch has been rebooted.

wow
i've also seen VP9 do some really amazing things
like this, if you haven't seen it already
with it we are able to post full MLP episodes fairly easily

although it takes a million years for me to encode VP9

AHHH I LOVE THIS SONG!

Yea VP9 offers quite some magic alright!
and yea I love the song, I was astonished how the entire video was able to fit into 8mb, then I discovered about VP9
haha I tried something like that once, it was really buggy with VP9 for some reason so I tried to see if VP8 worked an i got this, but it was a while since I tried it with VP9 so maybe with a bit new software improvements it could work this time

no estoy senor

I just spent 30 minutes using a pc with no gpu and a shitty 1ghz processor

i wnt to kill myself

Well that blows

yeah it's like super shitty… and slow.. it laggs simply on the OS visual effects, it's so horrible…

soundcloud.com/hollywoodburn/cult-of-c

this is pretty cool

i love a good deal of that artist's work
the music artist anyway
the animator is good as well of course

dat resolution
ya i'm giving it a whirl right now actually, my new computer offers better performance so i may have more luck with it
of course with full episodes, i expect to have to split it into 2 files even still

i hear intel's kaby lake, the next generation of CPUs is gonna have hardware level VP9 support which is gonna be nice, although that wasn't enough to make me wait for it

Now you have experienced a drop of the pain your ancestors went through.

You didn't use computers back when that was considered fast.

My first computer was 112 megahurtz overclocked. :3

So I was outside walking around when I find a small bird on the floor apparently it is a baby and I cannot fly so I take it and go and show it to my mother and she tells me to throw it to the cats I'm like what the fuck why would you do then she's like well I don't want to take care of any babies so now I'm stuck with this bird I'm not going to throw it to the cats now I have to figure out what the hell these things Eat

Why does my crotch smell so fucking good?

Turks can't do coup right! Ghostbuster's bombed! We gonna get drafted soon! Something big is coming! The only current solution is nonstop sex and rape with anybody and everybody, or a shit ton of beer and ice cream! Fuck yeah! Beer and ice cream everywhere!

Yea it was only resolution that would let me work on such a small file size for it, and yea splitting it makes sense, I just wanted to try it with one single file lol
I heard HEVC is really the format to look forward to if you wanna have crazy compressed content

I still don't have a proper pc so encoding VP9 is a pain for me, and yea you're right kaby lake isn't worth the wait given it's coming 2nd half of next year

I'd love to discuss more on this stuff but I'm sleepy and gotta go, nighty best mothwubs

I feel the need to shove things in my ears and lick my own feet!

i won't get drafted.
being an old fossil has its benefits.

IZZA GIB MOTH FUZ!

Beer and ice cream for civilian casualty!

never heard of HEVC myself, i'll look into it
ya it's something silly enough that it deems a try

i know the crappy computer feel, it is not a nice one :<
VP9 runs so slow on my laptop that i can't tell if it's buggy or just insanely slow
pleasant dreams♥

i used to be terrified of a draft when i was your age.
everyone in my parent's generation would never shut up about vietnam. bitch bitch bitch. waah, muh PTSD.

what do little birds eat?

not sure what to give this guy.. I have raised a baby baled eagle and that was easier to feed as it was carnivorous and just ate regular meat but this thing is tiny and probably not a carnivore.

Regurgitated worms.

… where can I find them

The thought of nuclear fire excites me. I would be happy to die in service to this country.

Semen and bugs

I just got back from a friends house.. I need to shower now. for some reason as I was chatting with them about the bird and other stuff suddenly I had a nose bleed that got all over my clothes and hands..

First you need to dig for the worms. Then you have to regurgitate them.

lmao just lol

i don't like taking orders.
but at this point if i joined the military i would be an officer. still a crappy job.

varies by breed.
go dig some worms up.

where's raptor… didn't he used to take care of these small birds? maybe he knows what to do. I just don't want the ants to eat them, which was going to happen.

I called 2 friends to ask for tips and they told me this kin d of bird always dies….

Is Smug still here?

I tried to save a bird once. it died.

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But it's taking orders from uncle sam's legionaries and a military tradition spanning back to the revolution. Such orders are like hearing the voice of God!

take a picture

me too.
also died. but that was before the internet existed. now it soul be easy, what with all the youtubes and vimeos and the like.

hi

fun fact: colonel Sanders DID serve in the army, but he is actually only a Kentucky Colonel, which is the state of Kentucky's highest honorary title.

of the bird?

the problem comes when you realize the person giving the orders knows fuck all about jack shit, and is willing to put your life and the lives of your friends at risk from his incompetent orders.

ever heard of pickett's charge?

Whats up boss? Ive been waging the good fight against Smuglord, but it seems he's come into posession of new filtering technology. I will persevere though.

haha sounds like a really crappy kind of bird

another colonel sanders fact: he never framed the certificate for his colonelship, and later lost it.

It's like a small robin or something, idunno blew.

Yes, I heard that one.

A finch?

you need to know what kind it is.
if you post a pic, maybe we can match it with something on an image search. then we could know what kind it is.

just unwinding after work.
isn't it about time for you two to kiss and make up?

that sounds like him. he also HATED KFC after he sold it. They almost sued him for libel. I'm passing through Kentucky so I had to brush up on my Kentucky lore.

put a sharpie in its pooper. then put the same sharpie in your skittyhole

I believe so, its super tiny and has a large yellow mouth which seems wide for its head size.

I have a better idea, why don't u use rock candy as a dildo for a few hours

Super tiny probs a finch, post a pic of the little fucker.

read the charge of the light brigade. that poem is based on historical fact.

he had very high standards for his restaurants. he was pushed out of control so they could drive profits by lowering quality to match the other shit tier food places.

the first KFC was located in sander's own standard oil station. he didn't start wearing his iconic suit until the 60's.

I'll do it in a bit, give me a moment.

I will forgive him for his crimes after he kills himself.

He also made them let him open his own restaurant in Kentucky where he sells his original recipe stuff. Its the only other place in the world other than a KFC where you can get KFC

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I wonder what color he'd want me to use
*squee*

but if he kills himself you'll have no one to torment with diaper porn.

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Its alright, I'll always have the memories of the time we spent together. Plus I already put the notch on my keyboard the first time I thought he left forever and killed himself. I can't just have two notches on my keyboard and not earn one of them. And what about that teardrop tattoo under my eye?

hayyyyy lmao

Azuuuuwooooooo

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ayyyyyyyyyyy

yay Raps back! Its safe in bread now, Smuglord is back in the hugbox

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hi

hello there

how' it going?

RAPTOR

Found a baby bird

help

I don't want it to die…

What breed and what did the location look like?

no idea what it is and I found it on my lawn.. ants still hadn't gotten to it so it's ok for the time being… but 2 friends told me trying to keep it alive until it's alive is helpless, but who knows..

if you didnt want it to die you shouldnt have helped Smuglord. Now that baby bird is tainted by his evil and doomed to die.

lol they're wrong. hit me up on voice chat

its going alright

how you doing???

Im baaack

i'm alright. just getting ready for work in the morning.

Ok, here he is…

I put them in my room after finding a cage…

or she.. it..

hug

Hihi

how was shopping? get anything yummy?

hello Holla Forumsread

go dig up some worms. chop those up and feed it to them, i guess with tweezers or something.
birds regurgitate food for their young. the babies can't chew stuff on their own. they will open their mouths and you have to get the food in there.

Groceries. I just moved the whole chicken that was in the crockpot to the oven for an hr, want that golden glaze. Also food for the week.

hi

hey miraclepet

ive heard you have to breastfeed them

if you want a really good color on it just crank the oven to 500 degree broil for a bit there at the end. sounds tasty though!

hello how're you doing?

hey hows it going?

purdy good here. you?

pretty beat. i had to work all day and the rest of my team was incompetents. how's it going with you?

Good idea! U cook mucj?

im a professional chef, yep!

shit sorry to hear about that m8

still on the kush still burnin it down like george bush

that must sound rough im just smoking and getting high maybe you should just smoke weed and that should help with the feeling like shit

Hey there, horsefuckers!

say that to my face motherfucker

waaay ahead of you.

it was ridiculous. this one fat nig moved so slow, i manged to get 5x the work done. and the other had never done a project like this before, so i had to train her on the spot.

I want to fuck horses, too, calm down.

Oh shit!! Im im luuuve

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so about like usual

hey hey!

its great when you work with incompetents and theyre utterly useless at best or detrimental at worst… and the whole time youre stuck with the knowledge that they're being paid to do………….whatever it is that they're doing.

hi

hehe big foodie huh? I love cookin for friends

yeah. this is why i prefer to work by myself.

Its always men who cook, i feel more and morw of my heterosexuality slipping away. I love men

because yeah every single last time that i was depressed i smoked and everything sort of just dissolved

i think being on the receiving end is the way to go though

Cant blame you there. sadly a lot of cooking is a team sport, but it attracts people with some basic degree of competence usually.

Woohoo I turned somepony gey!

Not yet, have to have your hands on me first

*touch*

What's up?

I mean, if Celestia had a feminine marecock…

Oh my, more than that

or a manly man cock

youtube.com/watch?v=K6Y5RVDfgbw

same with my job, but i guess they've hired new people.

just relaxing after work. how are you?

Same, about to jack it to some pic+trip related

just out of the shower. you?

*touches wetly*

eh well maybe if any of them are decent they'll stick around

Gaaaay!!

Nuu, must resist ghey

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God damn it…
Go away boner

Also is that a glamdring on the wall?

very good eye! i also own a claymore, a katana, and the sword of the witch king. oh and a recurve bow

was talking to raptor aka birdman and we were along those same lines

i think we narrowed it down to a small sparrow of the south texan variety

digging worms here is not an option but my grandpa gave me a great idea

we have a type of wasp here that builds nests out of mud on the walls and I have a lot of those so i will break some tomorrow and try to feed the larva to it if i can

i have it set with water and all, lets see how this goes

should I cover the bird cage with a blanket since it's night?

i forgot you live in the desert.
careful with those wasps.

i dunno.
but make sure they're warm enough.

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yes

they're harmless wasps actually, I can slap them out of the air and they will just fly away, idunno what kind they are but they have never stung me and I've been around them long enough to learn they don't sting.. like at all for some reason..

also it is very dry here around this time but when I cut down mesquite tree I will find lots of "gallina ciega", but I think those might be too big for them. I certainly can obtain them if it is required.

check steam

those are called dirt daubers.

HOLY SHIT

yes

those are it lol, the skinny little tail that connects their big but lmfao LOL

there were a nest of them in an old car my dad got from a junkyard when i was a kid. that's how i know about them.

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Finally home

yay

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I eat steak slathered in horseradish because I hate myself.

mmmm horseradish is amazing! good choice

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interesting you know the name

I see them all the time and stuff but i never bothered learning the name

we just gave it its own name

call them soqueteras

should I go buy more alcohole before they close?

diddarwin went to sleep or what

No.

i'm honestly shocked i remembered it.
probably three decades or so since i learned what they are, and we rarely see them around here.

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Enough of the gay shit, time to be me

More gay shit then?

kek

so tired

I just had my first filet mignon, cooked it medium rare. God, that shit was cash!

Then go to bed.

Use the devel repository if you need them.

Then take a bottle of sleeping pills and drink a pint of vodka.

Hey Sol! I found Celestia. She wants to be your friend!

Go to sleep and don't wake up.

If she is the one in your image, try again, that is an impostor. If not, bring her to me, I must praise her.

i find a picture of your gf but is she solstream or moona?

no thats definitely Celestia and certainly not a changeling. you should give her your love

There's an eevee out there, but I don't want to go outside.

I'm mostly sober, should I smoke a tiiiiny bit before bed or nah?

sunbutt

If I was going to fuck bughorse, I'd want her to be bughorse.

Did I do a good job of sunposting earlier?

No.

smoke a firecracker, faggort.

no, you cant do anything right. kill yourself.

how uninventive…

now we just don't know

wow okay
ill just go praise the fuckin moon then

the moon doesnt want you either. just an hero

Smoke a cock

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an aids nigger cock

kek. Yes. Shouldn't be hard to find a nigger with aids.

Stop it

haha true dat! hey how come you never namefag?

Sorry, it was just a goof.

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Meh, no worries

So I can never be filtered.

not a bad idea!

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That's what you think.

HAHAHA I KNEW SMUGLORD LIKES DIAPERONY!

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Okay. Cool.

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You have horrible taste in anime.

What number are you?

i think you got him Sol! Well done!

That's what he deserves.

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youre my hero tonight!

I see them too much…

kek

Post sunbutt to thank me

I wish blew could just be a tiny bit more normie..

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I don't have a number, I issue the numbers.

Moon > Sun
FOREVER

so shall it be

kekking iwth you guys reminds me of the olden days, its good to be among proper shitposters again, not jewcucks like skitty.

I wish Smug would put a tiny bit of a bullet in his brain.

shut it you autist scum. kill yourself now

I'll try and sleep. Luna bless.

Its not all bad

you will die tomorrow smuglord. i'll find a way aroudn this filter. and you will pay.

Yes it is, I've seen it.

I don't even know what that fucking cartoon is he posts but I already hate it.

it is called steven univserse. its so universally and despised that i cant even find any diaper edits of it.

I would drop you from my (dirty) balcony if i could

kek. Someday it will happen.

The arrancar rock

More sunbutt, Blew, I didn't tell you to stop.

youtube.com/watch?v=W59Xt_KH2CI

Okay.

You wont kill me that easily Skitty. your fate wont be as bad as smuglords, buit you'll pay dearly for protecting him from justice.

that guy's head looks like a cooked ham. delicious!

yessamassas

Haha!
I love sifl and olly

I used to have a vhs tape of all the episodes. mtv actually had cool shit 20 years ago.

And it wasn't all propaganda?
Wow.

I still have an MP3 of United States of Whatever

im playing. now i actually feel bad because there is a local guy that fell from this place I took the pic in my houses and got brain damage. his family never blamed us but he did end up autistic. but the very bad kind.

I demand more sunbutt.

Yes sir.

its a really nice house, very classic comfy kind of decor. Sorry your friend turned into a potato.

youtube.com/watch?v=AJWSu9M4ffQ

My dad has like a shit ton of wine just sitting out on a table in my living room. Wondering when the hell he's going to move it out.

Like when they bash their heads against walls?

Give me your lewdest sunbutts

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LEWDER!

Drink it

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Link doesn't work.

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I i searched sunbutt on jewgle and these came up.

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There is like… a fuckload of it.

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I want to cum inside Princess Celestia and call her mom.
I wish I was joking, but this shit gets me rock hard.

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facebook.com/elihudi.urassa.5/videos/1408128385898822/

It tells me cannot view.

you should be ashamed of yourself. celestia will spank you for such thoughts!

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I'm sorry.

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Wait… You're rosey right?
Or have I confused you with someone else again.

Nah. It's me rappy.

It took me a long time to find the youtube video :P

Of what, it's not letting me view.

I'd much prefer rewards for good behavior from mommy, but punishment is nice too.

Ah. Well, there's always Smokey and his god-tier photoshoop skills.

I don't have a picture to express how autisticly happy this video has made me.

that's a good fucking cat, steve would have torn apart half of them by that point.

hey, i create useful and fun content!

haha thats fine too

no thankfully not that kind.. just the kind where he talks very loudly, if he gets in an argument with you, RUN, he will try to beat you up but usually he is super nice and easy going, typically happy go lucky. my uncle lets him use a shotgun to hunt birds and im always like that's dangerous and hide but they don't care and let them do it…

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Hands on sexual education is top tier

LOL

Duh.

The best government is the government that governs least.

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That's fucked up. He should not have a gun. Ever.

that's what I think as well but certain crazy relatives think otherwise… I don't trust them too much, one of them ended up even shooting me and stuff..

Its Texas mate. everypony has a gun.

everyone should have a gun.

one of them ended up even shooting me and stuff..

What happened.

I wish I had one.

Do you have money?
Have you committed any crimes?
Are they legal in your area?
Are you old enough to own one?

I can share.

watching that and it's ridiculous. that black guy, why does he have to do that? racism is an epithet tooled to damaged someones self esteem but when you watch this, how much damage could it really do

Pick one. Autism is linked with an excess of neurons in the pre-frontal cortex. Brain damage could cause a number of mental issues, but not autism.

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i was supprised someone didn't point this out ad I was prepared for the event in which someone would. what I actually meant was that he became mentally damaged

How autistic am I?

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