Holla Forums Humor Thread

Let's have a good old Holla Forums humor thread. Haven't had one in a while
Remember having a good laff is what brings people to our side the most.

Other urls found in this thread:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146782/Couple-SON-washing-machine-prank-turns-sparking-desperate-rescue.html
youtube.com/watch?v=HqWjW9KiqdQ
archive.is/0RCfc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Stories_(anime)#ADV_dub
youtube.com/watch?v=XIopyLEIbPM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

No humor allowed

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Forty keks

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Niggers really are subhumans

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Made this a little while ago.

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Might be more cringe than anything else.

Meh..

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Dafuq?

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Still as relevant as ever

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only 8,8MB file limit size?
wtf

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It should be at least 9mb imo…

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kek

that's the joke

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missing the cop from last week

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Anyone got more of this guy?

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synthetic drugs

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Is that supposed to be a man or a really ugly woman?

MY SIDES

Well that's the strangest thing I'm going to see for a long, long time.

Pastor David Manning.

Did they use extra whitening powder?

I believe these are from the same guy.

Was that a dog or a child?


Silly goy! In the (((current year))) there is no need to label people as either male of female.

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Id do that if some sandnigger throw shit at my e39

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uh…what

Would fuck wildly and call it excorcism

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A white women attempting a Haka (war dance traditionally performed by Maori males).

The amount of carpet is pretty mesmerizing.

What an alpha

thousands keks

When I was in the service, we used to do this to little kids. Greentext tiem:

Later she still fucked chad.
She has an instagram where you can see her and her boyfriend.

This can't be real.

This made me cringe from the heart

Based savages

She's so cute ;__;

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double checked
Where did humanity took a wrong turn?

"A sickness that was not visible like smallpox, but no less dangerous and contagious. A sickness of the mind."

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What is that from?

X-files.
And this is from a HBO program called " Custer"

Laughing my ass off here.

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That doesn't sound right, user.

Here is the theme song.

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Man I love watching that video. Always cheers me up

No, it's from "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee".

Wew. I didn't know he swore at all.

You can tell it’s a man by the arms.

It’s a mosque, isn’t it?

Now THIS is Canadian Culture.

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Let's have a classic.

I cant watch more than a few seconds of that.
Does he not realise its on the internet forever now?!

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That shit is hilarious.

she is not being some dotary old lady to be laughed at she means it.. Much respect and also funny.

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there is only one solution to this

That ape is high as fuck.

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We lost a lot of recruits just GETTING to the treck, in the evening we had to march back over their broken bodies, no joke!

That's a pretty elaborate gas chamber user.

Actually all you need to gas jews is a wooden shack. I know that, I've long studied the designs of gas chambers used at Dachau and Auschwitz.

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kek well played sir

Anyone knows what is the nasheed in webm related?

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a hearty kek was had

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40000/40000

top kek

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BONUS
ONUS
NUS
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A very special message from Uncle Punjabi is unfortunately too big. I may shrink it later. For you.

Just for a few more months, though.

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I want to know too. That song is catchy as fuck

Flakka, Flakka, Zulu, Zulu

I want to give him a wedgie and stuff him in a locker or nearby trash-can and MY NAME IS NOT EVEN CHAD

That guy sounds like he's constantly high on salvia.

Better than halfchan's literal 2 mb.

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How hard is it to just trust yourself forward, making the person pulling on you fall on is back?

Important life lesson tbh

You are not eFukt
Stop being the "I made that meme" faggot

10/10

If they still have hold of you, you get pulled off balance and you get dragged down with them. If They are holding your head by your hair, your head gets lowered cutting your visual capabilities of the immediate area. This is bad news if the person dragging you down has friends nearby willing to kick you while you are down.


The important life lesson is to keep your hair short be it head hair or beard. Less to hold on to. Another lesson is if you think that someone will try to grab your shirt and grapple with you, throw liquid on yourself. It makes your clothing harder to grab hold of.

How on earth do you do that?

I actually had to be drunk to get through this one.
Usually I just quit from disgust after the first few seconds.

By being too stupid to be called human.

It's even funnier if you know what she's saying.

KKKawaii…

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What?

He is one man I do not want to be scolded by

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Is that really the original dub?

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Apparently the latter:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146782/Couple-SON-washing-machine-prank-turns-sparking-desperate-rescue.html

Phew.

Also [Checked]

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Yep.

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Fuck me, this awesome.

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Mitä vitun vittua, mistä tää on löytyny? :—DDD

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Mein siden.

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I remember when he convinced people to pizza bomb him knowing that the delivery guys would leave him the pizza if he was bombed and had proof. Smart.

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100% White . (Ethiopians are white after all He He He)


Srilanka is 100% white, it won the eurovision two years ago, with Armenia on 3rd place and Israel on second place. Europe belongs to everyone goyim.

They didn't do nothing. This means they did something. They just admitted without even knowing it. Idiot niggers.

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Why are people saying "Waifu" ? Is that supposed to be another word for "Imaginary wife" ? Why not then just say "imaginary wife" ? Are they too ashamed to call them imaginary?

ultra newfag detected
lurk moar faggot

lol nigger parents cheering them on


nigger discovers metal is conductive

Why wouldn't their parents try to break them up?

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Where the fuck do all you newfags keep coming from?

You’ve made the mistake of thinking that you’re looking at humans. This is how animals behave.

this shit brings back memories

what? They are Kurds defending their own homeland.

whats this from?

SJWs in action guys…

i always wanted to be the jury .
But thinking right now that most of participants are this tier… well fuck it i need a cigarette.

Who is that guy? Does that guy have any relation to that class of jungle kids that were reciting op is a faggot?

top kek

I think so.

You pay them a small amount of money accompanied with a message or phrase and they make a video of it. They will say literally anything, if you havent noticed that yet.

vid related

Someone needs to webm this.

Yeah he does fucking anything.

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There's a webm in the description.

People don't imagine waifus exist, so imaginary waifu isn't an appropriate term. Even if it were, waifu is much shorter.
Your questions have no logic behind them.

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Always makes me laugh

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So how long was he thrown in prison for?

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underageb&

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someone needs to memefy these images and put more trump and pepe in them.

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This is so weird. I dont think i know anyone who uses the XL, L, and M sizes. All my friends use the S size for everything and we are all adults.

What is this? Where do all these sizes go?

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haha nice try

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At least he did something about it. He's still gonna get bullied though.

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Why am I the Jew? That girl was a qt.

I think he's just doing a chain of webms and just replying to previous posts.

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Oh, OK.


Disgusting.

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Here, I updated it with perhaps the most important philosopher the world has ever known

The pinnacle of technology: being able to send 1st world memes at the speed of light across the globe to be consumed instantly by the memeless masses of 3rd world children. who need food when you got memes. god speed.

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Fucking Milliband was a goldmine. Anyone have the screenshot of the guy comparing Milliband to some kind of earthworm creature in human form? Post it please.

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Horrible part is these girls knew what they were signing up for. They know it wasn't just regular porn.

For crying out lout, it's called facialabuse.com, what did they expect?

pics of ur mom

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I don't get it, why did that post get so many replies? It sounds like something tame and non-exciting you'd hear from this place on a daily basis.

its half Holla Forums, look at the flag

plus dubs

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Look at the flag.

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FreeDomainRadioListenerMeetup.webm

One of my favorite images on the ole boot drive.

There's a few of those out there.

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Oh yeah, I see now. I missed it.

But even so, isn't it super easy to use proxies or VPNs?

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And now political correctness would have the one-eyed man blinded so that the blind people do not feel inferior.

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i don't think many VPN or proxy services run servers in the Vatican

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tits or gtfo

I honestly feel bad for her. But then I remember she would never feel bad for me.

What is this from?

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it makes me sad that she wouldnt feel sad about me feeling sad

do i smell someone having an ideology

SECURED

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he's a communist faggot
so is marx, he's on the list too

fuck you

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Second one is badly shopped. Here's the original:

this stuff's pretty weak. not sure if raid

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

I was >nogf all throughout school, but I knew better than to do cringey shit like this

Fuck off.

I could smell that thing across my screen

Sure it was


My sides are orbital

Dunno what is funnier, that that Gook wrote that or that his teacher fixed up the mistakes

what kind of fucking parents cheer their kids fighting eachother. no wonder why niggers are so fucking violent and stupid. Their parents raised them to be that way.

HAHAHAHAHA

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I'd like to know what sub-human is even saying

good god is that fucking thing even human

Jesus chirst, what the flying fucking what.

Faggot

What are you, a nigger? I know you're not talking shit about Bob Ross

Something about how
Honestly hard to understand him. I think he says nobody else is as cool as him for driving that car.

I feel bad for that Fedora man tho.

Have you listened to Moly lately? He's basically a race realist now, and is bordering on going full WN

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What kind of a person is that who makes this videos? I've seen his "fuck this gay earth" video before. Who is he?

I think he was talking shit about modern art
nigger

they're so very much like chimps..

This. I want to know who that guy is too.

No nyt on laatutavaraa.

This made me tolerant towards bullying.

That fourth picture makes me realize how tolerant USA is of its subhumans. Don't you have any eugenic incentives AT ALL ?

They are. His channel on YouTube was PenorCut, but it got taken down.

and the director is a yid.

It's from the Cream Lemon series.

Yes, by knowing this I'm a degenerate…

He looks like a kike.

Even Bob Ross was a shitposter. I learned something today.

source?

He made that joke at least 3 more times, too.

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Kekking so hard I fucked up my post

Sauce on the gif?

i object. racism is not power+prejudice only when it's good for them.
as a minority the zimzam cannot be racist.

replace the webm picture with pic related.

WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR.

kek

electricity be rayciss, yo.

10//10

this is comedy,right?

i guess that street shitting is a symptom, not the problem.

nice

no.

Now that is some concentrated highly condensed autism here…

wat?

Today I discovered water boarding gives me a boner.

The Believer from 2001

lol. sauce for original?

this is a Holla Forums meme, and, as usual, it fucking sucks

>>>/oven/

It is hilarious to see them try

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That guy looks almost as manlet as me

This is horrible

I know the subs are changed but what anime?

I'd be hard-pressed to mess things up this badly. God damn.

Jesus fucking Christ. They almost make them sound 3D.

lurk moar

Way ahead of their era not really, the leftwing was always like that.

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Lol. Sauce?

(Double check)
Heil Hitler Oma, Heil Hitler.

I knew niggers were stupid but wow…

That greentext is a masterpiece.

Based preacher calls out people on the street.

Anyone got the picture of the national action guy snorting memes?
Please respond

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and why did their parents raise them that way?

because they are all subhumans

not all of them there truly are respectable niggers out there but its a shame.. they are so numerically insignificant

What a piss poor attempt at a Haka

Poor faggot doesn't realize you don't woo girls by doing stupid tricks, you woo them by not looking like a greasy nerd, have confidence and tease them without being mean.

The younger ones are so brainwashed they don't realize how thankful Oma was of the glory days when Germans actually cared for Germans thanks to Adolf.

youtube.com/watch?v=HqWjW9KiqdQ

Space above and beyond! Damn I still remember that serie. Don`t know if it was any good tbh.


Impressive digits.


Fuck you user.


Praise be to Kek for that kek.


Somewhere in the jungles of South America there is a tribe of shitlords.


I can fap to that.

Wonderful.

Kanker, that holocycle picture triggers me. Never forget the 6 gorrilion bicycles!

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My fucking sides

so fucking fake

Ghost Stories original dud is a magical thing. Especially considering the voice actors had no script what so ever and pulled it all out of their ass.

Holy shit they suck. What's funniest about the previous webm (anarcho-kiddies) is that Holla Forums is basically a playbox circlejerk for children, so they really have no place to talk at all.

check out my OC. I think I should put something different on the podium, like "Soon…" – also, I need to make the flag on the right blurry, but don't know how. Any of you faggots know photoshop?

First one is The Devil Is a Part-Timer, second one I have no idea.

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She's just too cute to get angry at that.

I agree. Would take gun away and wife immediately/10

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You should so more subtle edits than that

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The cringe is real.

Fukken saved.

Austria still cranking out underrated politicians, it seems.

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He made the right decision. Fat women are trash.

You guys should see their facebook page

archive.is/0RCfc

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I would have gone with the host. she can get it.

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Tbh it would be rude not to fuck the boy up his arse. They did offer him to him off course.

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I don't mean to be that guy, but….

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to be fair, that's not their page. they hate that page bc its run by LGBBQWERTY and call it "Xirxist Memes"

Fucking nips man…

That's a sign from Harry Potter, triangle, circle and vertical line

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She thinks this is all fun and games too

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shes a reporter dumbass

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Why the fuck did I click that shit.
Get that disgusting degeneracy out of here.

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huehuehuehuehue xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

suck a dick faggot

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The fuck is this from?

Amistad

its a film about a bunch of niggers who take over a slave ship, land in america and get imprisoned

they then have some lawyer argue their case for freedom and show us just how bad white people are etc etc

If only Americans knew the ramifications of bringing niggers into the US.

I think most of them do at this point.

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It's scary though how 99,9% of them are whites.
There's literally 2-3 niggers in the vid and the rest is 1000s of whites voting AGAINST their demographic, and for a kike.

the whites deserve to be eradicated at this point

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Annihilated.

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Good ole Uncle To-I mean Ruckus.

Speak for your own area.

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Kind of.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Stories_(anime)#ADV_dub

oh god even worse…


actually looks kinda fun tbh fam. we used to do that out in the woods. sometimes I actually feel bad for nogs bc they have to grow up around all that concrete

THANKS FOR THE GET KEEDS
76/sp/ GET.

Why

Eat shit, m8

Why are they wasting all of that chain? Chains are fucking expensive.

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because chains are heavy, thats why they can skimp on the rocks

drinking gasoline? are you fucking kidding me?


huh… I wonder if that's why niggers are so scared of water…?


I wish I would have read Vox Day's book previously. I used to deal with these people alot, and if they complained, I would just apologize… but, all they did was complain more, and when I finally told them to fuck off, they used the previous apologies against me to show how 'bad' I was.


gotta be one of my faves


akjewally, a vote for Bernie is not a vote against working class whites, tbh fam. that's why all the (mostly white) unions support him.

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It's how they get high, that is exactly how retarded they are.

FFS, I was going to break my nofapp record!

its a well know pastime of australian abbo's as is sleeping on the road

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a screw

a fucking screw

hammering a fucking wood screw into a wall

god my fucking sides

Out of topic but haven't been on Holla Forums for a couple of months.
Can someone explain why we have 1200 posts per hour?

Dead Snow 2

H-hold me

Some Norweigan movie about nazi zombies on the second one. "Dead Snow" or "Dead Cold", something like that.

Shit hit the fan after Trump defeated Rato.
Literal armies of shills.

good point. I feel better already

that gets you high? i figured it would just make you sick. jesus fuck… I don't even know how they get it down!


never seen. any good?


Not true. Just move North and/or Rural

youtube.com/watch?v=XIopyLEIbPM

My greatgrandmother owned this record, I think it actually paints blacks in a better light than most modern rap.

It's the vapours that make you high but they decided it was easier to just drink it and have the vapours come out of your gut. Some are smart enough to fill a container with it and then just breathe that, but most are still dumb enough to get high using petrol

Europoor confirmed. Enjoying your cultural enrichment?

holy shit I was in the thread for the fourth pic

but i still must reprimand you for posting halfchan threads

you have been reprimanded

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I need this.

Genuis

(check)

Disgusting. And what is that blond kikess doing at the table?

SIEG MUTHERFUCKIN' HEIL

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RIP in peace, PenorCut

So whites who are unhappy about "white genocide" are bringing it upon themselves?

bump

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Second one is Aiura.

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At least indian shamans have our backs

Whats the last pic doing?

The millipede is prowling for another victim.

Was this really in the movie?

Quick poll for weebs:


Which one would you rather?

future jake rapp

i really don't understand how normies can be that desperate for sex, that they willingly make themselves into a fool just for the slight chance they might get to watch stacy fuck chad

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this needs to be paulstretched

OMFG

Jews running away!

Salt

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[Checked]

lost it at the ben garrison logo in the corner

The poor lad, he is clearly retarded.

haha

She has more muscle mass than him..

ouch…. that's cruel, buddy.
and soooo true

Is everyone so blind with racism they can't see he did it for the lol's, He clearly was scared to shock himself, then over exaggerated for effect.

sincerely,
racist

This is cringe worthy, was it some Holla Forumsacks who made this to make Holla Forums look bad?

I think that was a reporter that they dressed up and made her fire

without earplugs.
That is the reason why she starts crying, because of the pain in her ears. You can see her having pain there before she starts crying at 0:15 and subsequently tries to shoot with her ears as for away from it as possible.
[/tipping at qt]

Look at that fucking mongo @ 1:28

Its an Asian with a birth defect, maybe a tumour

Dude do you think thats anything like living in the trenches under 24/7 heavy artillery bombardment for months during WW1?

10/10 filename

(((White Liberals)))

poor girl tho. Would probably make a gr8 wife with that superior estrogen level.

top comedy. smiled.

I haven't felt this bad for someone in a very long time holy shit. Poor kid.

he's an actor

Oh, c'mon. Everybody knows niggers never tip.

Stay mad, yuropoor

Every fuckin time.

Of course not. But she is not a trained soldier and she isn't pretending to be. This is some random qt the soldiers trolled into doing this so they could laugh at her.

Also have you never fired a rifle without ear protection. Shits not fun fam.

huh?

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"Rico is free." should be "Rico is dead.".

-t. Duolinguist

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Anteeksi, en ymmärrä.

What is the song about?

I was hoping it'd have a less abrupt conclusion.

Well, now I know what I am going to do tomorrow afternoon.

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She's a sexy little thing. He deserves a fucking bullet, cannot watch the rest of that…

shit filename lad, it was confirmed that was a publicity stunt.

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Does anybody have that comic of the sniper shooting the whole cartridge?

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how much of this is for show?

lold

saved

The redpills are everywhere.

REEEEEEEEE

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There are like 20 niggers and 10 whites… Just fucking don't let them put a chain on ALL of you and fight for your freedom.

Only niggers would believe this shit

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This was before anyone took political correctness seriously.

Coalition forces confirmed for throwing entire bullets at their enemies, rather than shooting them.

chubby brown is still out there touring

Only if they're complacent.

Waste of chain and cannonballs.

1/200 japanese women have done porn, they are as bad as us, but in different ways.

RIP headphone users.

What the fuck did he think would happen?

The feather indians were never enslaved, only niggers ever accepted it, thats why they are subhuman.

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MASSIVELY underrated post

Fresh off the ovens.

It's not.

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I remember there being some webms of some south americans going around and shooting people.

There was one of an ugly kid trying to look tough with a gun and then he gets shot.

Anyone have them?

This is gold

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kid stole the gun of the local drug dealer then tried to see it him back

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just checkin

How do you know this?

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Did I say or imply anything remotely close to such a statement, double nigger?!
I am just explaining why that reporter is crying, because people always ask when that webm is brought up.

Don't put words into my mouth, faggot.

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Master of bants and comebacks

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HOLYSHIT LOL HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

good one bro -,-

Who the fuck is this guy? I've seen him before, but now its clear he probably gets paid to do shit like this, and Holla Forums is paying him.

probably something to do with these kids

I wonder how much those emails hurt? Do they even have souls anymore?

This crashed my sides with no survivors the first time I saw it.

I posted it on /bane/ and it got deleted

Pure genius.

my sides. orbiting the earth

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If we go to war with Russia, we are going to get DECIMATED.

Not an argument.

lol negroes.

thought i was about to hear "don't be fooled by the rocks that i got!"

I do not like– AY AYA FOOK OFF
Green eggs and ha– AYYY FOOKIN BBBALLS


"Reasonable Negro." I love it. So true. That and "I KNOW MUH RIGHTS NIGGUH." Both eventually lead to tears and "I DINDU NUFFIN!"

jesus christ my sides

Judaism? Bruv, you put Jews twice. Shoulda done Islam, considering they're the only ones who fight against Star Nation.

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The Goys of Summer

Rainbows For Everyone (Take the Rainbow Down)

Back when I was in boot camp, my drill sergeant would've pushed my shit in for being that stupid.

Take My Hand Ebola-Chan

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Precisely what I thought.

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humor or cringe

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GOD DAMNIT GET THE LEAD OUT REEEEEEEEEEE

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what the fuck am I reading

I have no words…

Now that one, I like it.

"Give me back my pen!"

its the chicken fucker

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ovenworthy

Just what I needed. Evalion's YouTube channel got terminated after a bunch of faggots from that LeafyisHere channel reported it.

Hopefully they never find BlackPidgeonSpeaks and all the other redpilling channels…

what a CUCK

How old are you guys?

I have never once seen the original unedited version of that comic. What is it?

what the fuck were these idiots thinking? This is the tenth time I saw the webm and I still can't digest it.

honestly I could see this being made. I mean they already got a love story film about Obama and his wife.

Ewww… furries!

If only Democrats could see this, instead of just Holla Forums.

Ruckus is the grand uncle we need but do not deserve.

Pretty much.

Quick reminder that it was acted

:^)

Probably DXM. Necroes lack the mental capacity to use drugs like that without turning into blithering retards.

Why would biology make you angry anyways? That thing is made to make more people, not to kill them.

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lurk moar faggot

Adversely, consider that the original niggers who left Africa were genetically different than the niggers who stayed. Over time those niggers evolved into us whites if we're to accept the Out of Africa theory.

Do you think that maybe we're just genetically different than those suicidal mongrels? They're the weak, but they're still driven by the biological imperatives we are. Reproduction. In order for them to pass their genes along, they need a mate. Who better to mate with them than a bunch of mentally inferior third-worlders who haven't forgot how to bare their teeth?

White alphas need to continue to exhibit alpha behavior. Don't take any shit from these invaders. Our women are better than nigger women, but they're still women at the end of the day. They might feel regret for betraying us, but they'll still gladly fuck a nigger or a koranimal over a beta.

Shame bitch behavior from women, and shame the betas who enable them. If all else fails, and we're still sold out by our own race, at least we can go down fighting or learn Russian and hope they welcome us.

Who the fuck came up with that idea? Have the niggers break and haul the rocks to the ship. They're fucking free, and you're getting free labour from the niggers!

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Looked like it was a cheap replica judging from how it broke and what the unpolished section looked like from that distance. Probably monosteel so the baka-fucking-gaijin don't bend an heirloom to shit, but not a higher quality, properly heat treated carbon steel sword either. Sad really, he could have stuck grandpa in the leg, all because they didn't want to spend $500 on a decent sword.

kek

I like that.

nice trick.

yes.

it wasnt a cheap replica it was a $5000 sword thats why the slitty eyed bastard was so pissed (only traditional made "art" swords are allowed to be owned in japan on license, no cheap replicas)

it was filmed in japan with real japanese people, a real japanese katana and one autist

the reason it broke is because the autistic fuck chopped through the bamboo instead of a slicing action, traditional katanas are brittle as fuck and very prone to breaking in this way if not used with the correct technique

but then why did they give the thing to the autist in the first place?

He told them about his dark souls katana skills and they wanted to be polite

Actually worse than gore.