Brit/pol/ #887 - Mayor look-a-like edition

now now, lad.

they aren't all ideological zealots who are committed to tearing the world down around them.

lol

but what if I got arrested lad?

Then you have your life ruined.
But what were you doing with it anyway? Wanking to anime?

Hey you guys we have a thread about you! It's about the brexit movie.

dont forget mass murdering war mongers that have women and children shot by the armed forces directly on her orders

We've had some based women on this island lad.

IMF warns of substantial Brexit risk to UK economy
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36284200

STOP
L Y I N G

Phil Schofield does have a similar look.

Just THREE PERCENT Of The BBC’s EU Topic Guests Are Eurosceptic

breitbart.com/london/2016/05/10/report-bbc-displays-clear-significant-anti-brexit-bias/

our nation must be the exception but

totally impartial amirite :^)

Holla Forums seems pretty butthurt about the fact that Brexit is being argued from a libertarian perspective

Imagine Theresa May ever doing a fucking selfie

Lads, Lads
Its gonna be the return of David Davis/
The true savoir

Not next to Trump, no.

Who Should be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?
poal.me/g8957y

Are you British? specify if not.
poal.me/xu0fu8

Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?
poal.me/fs40jw

What should be done with the British Monarchy?
poal.me/pjh4o2

What OS do you use?
poal.me/83m6iu

no

Don't worry lads, Are Nige will be setting them straight shortly.

We can only assume if f staying in EU guarantees economic prosperity
OH WAIT IT DOESN'T THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GUARANTEED ECONOMIC GROWTH

Lad can you make some more interesting poals for us?

They can say whatever bollocks they damn well please as scare tactics, it's absolutely disgusting.

I actually don't mind David Davis.
archive.is/3MhLV

if only he had more pizzazz

I can't think of another poal

theguardian.com/i_made_that_up/dont_click/but_you_get_it.html

topkek lad.

kek, shes ok but still

wow thats a whopper of a fib

top lel

lads, I think the Guardian is actually pro-Brexit because their headlines are making me shout
YEESSSSSS

is said 'could' so I can say what I want that's the rules i'll sue you fajjit

Thank fuck.

Maybe I'll actually be able to afford a home.

For UK unlikely, for Germany definitely because it's a threat to their mercantile economy the rest of EU countries are taking the low Euro brunt from

Look at how successfully Iceland and Norway are doing, and let's not forget about Switzerland. Neither of these countries are in the EU yet are doing pretty damn great without it.

IMO it will strengthen it to possibly higher levels than Wall St.

You know, it's hilarious that the EU trade block is the only one doing absolutely awful in a period where everyone else on the planet, even Afroniggers are doing better than EU from a trade point of view.

Being in the EU became obviously a license to enslave yourself, while Germany in great majority dominates the heavily regulated market within and via Euro can sell their exports for cheap while the rest like Southern Europe pays for this via poverty because their currency loses value.

comments section gets it

I love how everything is about money in the world of a leftist, contrary to literally every single thing they claim to believe.

Wew.

because they are elitists lad!
they pretend to speak for working class as long as the working class don't get to speak for themselves!

Leftie luvvies

how many gb of statue images do you have?

at the same time why are so many of them into this new age nonsense

The parasite always quivers in fear when the lifeblood of the host starts to grow scarce.

about 3gb I reckon. I have a small one of Aphrodite in my garden.

The Spanish Reconquista took 700 years.

If the English one ever happens, how long do you think it will take?

London=Grenada, the first major city lost to the invaders.

What a boss

bit hyperbolic lad

Fuck off with this stupid shite

Have you visited London?

It's been conquered a long time ago.

Now it just has an official emir.

w0t? how is it shit?

If Trump becomes president I’ll move to London: Will.i.am

archive.is/VvWxO

Fucking toffs never move to Mexico which they claim to love so much.

At what year London was conquered?

duckduckgo.com/?t=palemoon&q=lagarde investigation
This is all

Lad, you shouldn't be so rude about GCHQ data mining us.

I am not the GCHQ m8

I remember being shocked at the state of London when I was on holiday there in 2007, and that was back when I was a leftist. I think ghettos have been coalescing since at least the early 70s.

pick one
Hint : No matter how much money or toys a wog has, he/she will never be a toff

In the 2011 census found that brits are a minority in the city.

So clearly before that, I'd imagine.

Enoch Powell was right.

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Nah, I was speaking generally about the leftie crazies in America doing the same, and they're all invariably upper class idiots. Soon to be Was.i.was is just the latest to join the queue.

Money doesn't make you upper class nor does writing a "song"

I present to you a black toff

yeah but what about those black people who were educated at eton
checkmate racists

lol this guy was at Eton

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bring em lads

I used to go to school with a black toff.

He ate salad at lunch break and discussed the politics of veganism with a clique of girls.

Was pretty funny ngl

She would be absolutely shoah'd if you told her that lad.

That's a big conk.

WEW LADS

Age 0-14:

300,000 less females than there are males

15-24:

200,000 less females than males

25-54:

400,000 less females than males

When people say "there's someone for everyone" it's actually a complete lie.
If every single man had one girlfriend and every woman one boyfriend there would actually be several hundred thousand men left without a partner. (about 5% of the male population).
This is the reality of life. It's a lie that monogamy is natural.
Actually, the alpha just takes what he wants and the betas do nothing.
That way the genetic pool is increased.
NEETs will never have a girlfriend.
NEETs will never have a happy marriage.
NEETs will always be miserable.

source; indexmundi.com/united_kingdom/demographics_profile.html

For fuck's sake, it's 'fewer' lad

That is because they are the burgeois element, they only pretend to play the leftist role of giving a shit about other people. Niggers, mudslimes and other fools fell into the trap and, if leftists had their way, those people will be turned into indentured servants.

Well, niggers at least, mudslimes will rather start a jihad than become indentured servants.

Underrated and checked

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why, we dont want another nigger and an American here

m8 I'm half-hamming it up for the audience here at birt/pol/, I'm also hamming it up for my audience on facebook, who are basically lapping everything up.

It's great they're so fucking serious about themselves it is ridiculous, they're essentially nothing but pets to their superiors.

I haven't seen a Paki in about 5 days, it's great.

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lad, your landlords are sikhs not muslims

Any of you lads see my CIVIC MASTERCLASS performance in the Brexit Movie?

Ol' phossy jaw!

well still gentrification

Why does the rest of Holla Forums keep calling us 'compromised'?

They think our memes are sincere. Can't take a joke.

they took the based israel shitposting too seriouly

Based civic nationalism and based Israel got to them

Because most of them support the disgusting kraut invention that is ethnic nationalism

isn't she a complete fucking spastic tho?

h8chan has an overtly american demographic and the yanks dont get out banter

lad don't be a tourist. Live here in isolation.

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did you read that in the Guardian or the New Statesman?

What happened to his hairline?

it receded into Scotland

just a bit of ageing

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mfw Based Israel/Civic Nationalism poster is outed as an advanced form of JIDF/hasbara shill.

Hey lads, just a quick question:

Even though you guys will hopefully shit all over EU this summer, do you still accept EU students to your universities after that? I'm considering moving to UK to further my studies and might relocate there permanently after that.

Surely one productive Scandinavian white among all the shitskins coming to your island wouldn't hurt?

God I fucking hate them. And now we know even this is total tosh.

We need to spread that vimeo movie around as much as we can and expose these "trusted organizations"

VIKINGS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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We bring in students from all over the world. My local colleges are flooded with Chinese overseas students.

I'd be very surprised if they don't let you in lad.

It won't be instant.

It'll take a couple years for the UK to fully decouple itself from the EU.

in the meantime watch the pollies flounder about trying to salvage as many bribes and perks as possible

I've got viking dna in my genes, luckily that comes from my taig half so the chances it was the result of a viking raping one of my ancestors is less than if it was from my anglo side

We don't need more rapes, lad.

nah i vaguely remember her trying to ban people from entering the country for some stupid reason ( singers or actors or something, not mooslimes)
also wasn't it her whos man got caught wanking off and had to make a formal apology for ordering porn

and doesn't she hate the free internet? vpns and such

Ma'am, we need you to channel your great ancestor Alfred the Great now more than ever to defend us from the Scandinavian invaders.

bringing a modern scandi to Britain hes more likely to be raped by a roaming paki gang than to actually do the raping

But we're all h'wite together lad.

didn't know the Hapsburg line was distantly related to an extant anglo-saxon noble blood line suppressed by the normans

Well if they increase the fees to same level chinks are paying it might be better to stay here. Shame if that happens, really like the idea of going to UK.

Though it might not benefit me in the short term I still hope you deal a blow to EU by leaving.

whoops got that wrong its Hanover, not Hapsburg

Apparently so, through the House of Stuart.

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dude its not
Alfred of Wessex is not related to Queen Elizabeth II

I made a terrible mistake lad, it won't happen again.

lmao

Can't wait for the day we vote to leave.
We'll probably be spammed with pictures ofa cartoon Jew accompanied by "yesss abandon youe European brothers" or some shite like that

Splendid isolation

Americans are utterly convinced that Europe consists of a blanket 'white' identity. Have they never put an Italian next to a Swede?

There's been plenty of that shit flying around lately; good thing all the attention is being diverted to Trump. I mean, just look at the battleground that is /n/: archive.is/0ld7D

We should be ready for that shit come June.

daily reminder

I really hate the way America made everything just about race because the Africans didn't have an ethnic diversity.

Even Arabs are considered white in America. No wonder they want us to stay in the EU.

It doesn't matter when you'll all be dead or praying to mecca while america is the last bastion of whites.

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Wee bit confused here lads, gimme a hand?

I'm on NEET bucks with support (i.e. don't have to work, they won't kick me off). Just got a letter from them with my tax information.. WTF? They claim I need to pay Tax on my NEET bucks, I've never had to do this before, was never mentioned.

Did they changed the system where GIBSMEDATS are now taxable, so the can send everyone the same money and grab some of it back while claiming they didn't cut people's money?

Splendid

Yeah lad, I'm sure Trump will happily deport all of your 40% non-white population back to their native lands to make America a whites-only bastion. After all, he's only pretending to be a civic nationalist, just like he's only pretending to love Jews.

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American LARPers really are the most cringy fuckers, they have so little national identity (fancy that, from a place that was designed by cucks to be a 'melting pot') that they have to place their self-identity in pleb-tier ahistorical white nationalism and obscene levels of historically-challenged jerrycuckery. Their country has bigger demographic problems thatn literally anywhere in Europe but they never stop going on about how shit anglos are, Americans on this site truly are embarrassing.

Not to mention the servile levels to which they worship Trump, for a group that constantly goes on about international jewry they tend to have selective hearing over Trump's continued and outspoken support for Israel, his daughter converted, ffs. American Jerry-cucks really are the mos autistic LARPing faggots on the whole of the internet, and though one wishes to recoil at the traditional stereotype "lul muricans are just dumb xDDxD!!1" it really is difficult to find acceptions to the rule, they are just a little bit thick.

That's great lad

Top drawer, lad.

smelly dumb american scum

jpost.com/Diaspora/UK-Labour-member-suspended-for-blog-claiming-Jews-commit-genocide-on-British-453889?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Boy I sure do love our diverse society!

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Surprised by this tbh

bbc.co.uk/news/education-36277940

a bit rum

based paki, he knows who's behind the white genocide

couldn't agree more

lad…

You lads seen this?

meanwhile paki muslim rape gangs attack our women and children
only good semite is a dead semite

It's pretty good, I'm glad they focused on the economic aspect of leaving to sway the undecided's.

yep its in OP

Fuck, didn't even read it tbh.

The part where they point out how many regulations are on everyday items is insane tosh. Something like 12000 laws on Milk alone.

S P R E A D T H I S

Yep, have a look-see for yourself, m8.

eur-lex.europa.eu/search.html?qid=1463143515733&text=Milk&scope=EURLEX&type=quick&lang=en

We memed too hard lads. I was not prepared for this.

makes a change, it was all pics of faggot dick when i left

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/10/britain-sleepwalking-to-catastrophe-over-race-trevor-phillips/

Britain ‘sleepwalking to catastrophe’ over race: Trevor Phillips

“Rome may not yet be in flames, but I think I can smell the smouldering whilst we hum to the music of liberal self-delusion”

“Squeamishness about addressing diversity and its discontents risks allowing our country to sleepwalk to a catastrophe that will set community against community, endorse sexist aggression, suppress freedom of expression, reverse hard-won civil liberties, and undermine the liberal democracy that has served this country so well for so long,”

Citing the examples of the Rotherham and Rochdale grooming scandals, the sexual assaults in Cologne at New Year and earlier findings from Sweden he calls for frank and open discussion of the possibility of a link between rape and the perpetrators’ “cultural background”.

“The typical response of Britain’s political and media elite confronted with awkward facts has been evasion, because – we say – talking about these issues won’t solve the problem; instead, it will stigmatise vulnerable minority groups,” he said.

“Any attempt to ask whether aspects of minority disadvantage may be self-inflicted is denounced as ‘blaming the victim’.

“Instead, we prefer to answer any difficult questions by focusing on the historic prejudices of the dominant majority.

“Rather it is the appearance of non-English names above the shop-fronts in the high street; the odd decision to provide only halal meat in some schools; evidence of corruption in municipal politics dominated by one ethnic group or another.

“Such headlines, frequently misreported, but often grounded in some real change, provoke muttering in the pub, or grumbling at the school gate.

“They become gathering straws in a stiffening breeze of nativist, anti-immigrant sentiment.

“And still, our political and media elites appear not to have scented this new wind.

They do have threads like this now tbf.

not even once

lovely

Only by living in isolation and focussing adequately on our inner life, can we be truly sure of our outer relations. The two must be balanced.

fucking continent should burn

But we're helping fellow h'wites lad. BASED EVROPA ain't gonna feed itself.

Giving rights to women was a mistake.

KEK

lol wtf

I wish the UK was as far off Europe as Iceland is life would have been better

he was right

I am not faggot

AYO HOL UP, YOO SAYIN WE WUZ TOFFS N SHEEIIIT

this

rights were a mistake

Fuckin convince him otherwise then

i pointed out that if we stay in TTIP goes through the yanks will buy up the NHS that got him to reconsider

tell them they can watch as the new EU army marches into your house to remove all those medications from the medicine cabinet that are no longer subsidized

that brexit the movie piece is potent stuff is /brit/pol actually going to mobilize behind it?

I agree, ruling from pretty much the top of the world would have had been symbolic element to empire in the past. I really envy Japanese isolationist tendencies.

What the would that entail exactly? Europe's cultures and peoples are so radically different as you travel across nations, it would be impossible to lump them all into one category and expect it to work, just as you wouldn't expect a paki and a pole to get along.

I'm really liking the way this referendum is going.

A year ago I thought it'd just be a repeat of the 70s but actually, it's nothing like back then.

The leave campaign is slick, persuasive and by comparison to remain looks like the more sensible option.
Camcuck's stupid ridiculous fearmongering is backfiring hard

Mates were a mistake

It's amazing how they think that Britain will turn into some sort of north korea if we leave, do they honestly believe this or are they just mindless sheep conforming to the status quo, and hanging on to an conceivable idea to justify this.

it doesn't exist, the closest you'd have to a pan-European culture is Rome and that fell thousands of years ago and I cant see the modern western or eastern european to readily accept privately owned slaves, a slave economy/market and a state regulated system of slavery

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you don't notice you're living in an Orwellian state where your closest friends will inform on you for thought-crime until its too late

what mineral is that?

Looks to be amazonite.

Historical, cultural and demographic realities are irrelevant to the EVROPA larper. Probably why most of them are burgers.

youtube.com/channel/UCj-Mm7pvi_q_XTCqxpJZKeQ

Redditcucks are so salty about the Brexit movie.

They realise Remain couldn't put together an hour long movie in support of the EU if they had a decade, let alone a few months.

who is this?

Evalion is BASED

I'm seeing nothing but leftist with the emotional age of an infant throwing thier toys out the pram.

What info are they claiming is a lie?

they're too focused on hatred of the tories to see the bigger picture

when you base your entire life around communist lies, broken ideology and fantasies of Utopia logical reasoning is thrown out the window

Ashley fox, leader of the Tories in the EU and MEP for the South-west. Pro-EU.

noice

the tories are outdated parasites, not like labour with Chairman Corbyn actively campaigning for the destruction of Britain and the rise of the Islamic Union of Soviet Britain

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lad I'd be sensitive too

pathetic, typical blockhead American WN LARPer

are you the copycat spongeposter?

Lad I hope you dont mean that, this shite is pure trash.

Yay, another 'repilled' woman ideologue, because we all know we need more of those dont we? She's either deranged or attention seeking, probably both.

kek, you know shes already an american WN idol

u hw0t m80?
she is BASED

You could have reversed image searched it, but yer it's Amazonite.

Yes I know they hate them but surely they can't hate them that much, have they realy vilified them so much they they literaly think they are evil. Probably yes, from what I've seen of their hatred for them.

But I enjoy talking to people

nice image

EH?

Labour voters a few months ago:

Labour voters now:

Left wingers have a mental illness

Thanks.

i think they do think that they are actually evil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_foundations_theory
there's probably some truth to this

I'm triggered

could have picked better music tbh but whatever

Farage is so fucking based

Good Lord they're a fucking laughing stock, all of those manly Odin-worshipper "kike on a stick" faggots are following the intellectual lead of a 17 year old girl who is clearly just trying to make money and gain attention from young directionless autists.

Pretty interesting.

Love how the Beeb has been minimising Farages output to keep the redpill market low

This is how women co opt stuff. People put them on pedestals and then they slowly water the message down and tame the actual effective people.

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This reeks of AsheyJ

Ginnie faggot.

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An ugly woman with shitty teeth at that.

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lol how mad were you when you typed that?

Of course it does, purportedly 'redpilled' women on the internet are never genuine, and even if they were, a woman ideologue of any kind is not to be trusted or respected.

You're just jelly.

The best woman is an apolitical one.

I asked my girlfriend what she thought of socialism and her response was "is that the thing where they try to steal all your eggs?

I kekked and went "yeah"

Of what?

Her bad teeth fam

she's not a bonnie girl…

would you?

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ginnie is a cow

yes

Nosebleeds all around.

SPLENDID

Red pilled ASMR waifu.

Keep posting space m8, these are great.

Lad…

She's less insane than Sinead the peatbog monkey, but she is still Youtube tier e-celeb poop tbh.

This and this.

My Youtube has become annoying to me. I was watching a bunch of alt-right and Sarcuck videos about a month ago and now it has totally fucked up my suggestions. I can't go anywhere without shitty Evalion, Firestarter or Red Ice video, or on top of that, fucking Bearing and other cuck faggots that constantly pick le low hanging fruit of fembots. I don't even watch that shit. I used to get loads of interesting suggestions.

Errr she's a shill lad, have a look.

Is no-one going to point out the phrase 'made up facts'?

go to the history tab and turn it off

th-th-thanks.

christ I'm a retard why didn't I think of that earlier?

What happened to that Ramzpaul chap?

Seems Holla Forums used to always talk about him now they've gone quiet.
What did he do wrong?

Ok.

you might want to clear your search history was well because that might also effect what youtube spits out at you.

Amazing to think what the Americans could've accomplished if they didn't decide to become New Africa.

A jewess planted a shillbot unit 3000 into his cranium and now he's a cuck.

Or he just changed his mind.

Haha ikr.

I'll probably just go back and delete alt-right and Sarcuck videos, with any luck it'll go back to normal.

Fucking hell, I had no idea she was that mental. Why are most of the women in the alt-right largely batshit insane, Sinead, Michelle and now this squeaky freak?

Sandman is all over my shit and it's fucking annoying.

One issue with youtubes recommendations is as you move through ideas and grow it keeps recommending you bottom of the barrel shit.

Ex egalitarian? Here's some gamergate!
Ex MGTOW? Here's some Sandman!
Ex Libertarian? Well boy howdy do we have some Molenuex for you!

The alt right is starting to pick up steam and now a lot of the people who were part of it to be hipster counter culture types are starting to come out against it in one way or another.

In Ramzpaul's case he keeps having a go at the 1488 crowd and anti-jew crowd because they point out he's spending a lot of time with Jews. In response he's started to troll them the way he trolls the groups Holla Forums hates and Holla Forums can't take one of their "heroes" making fun of them.

Ramz was always a white nationalist and nothing more, he wanted to secure a home land for his people and not have it over run by leftist retards. Anything beyond that is fun to LARP but that's pretty much his own angle. The 1488 retards are pushing against him for not being ideologically pure enough. Which loops us back round to "XD he's such a troll" when he's one of US but when he's one of THEM making fun of US.. well he's a cuck! He's a Jewish cuck and and and WHY WON'T MY HEROES BEHAVE LIKE I WANT THEM TO?

I fucking love reading retro future stuff. Now everything is dystopian and miserable just like reality.

Here's a good rule of thumb.

STAY AWAY FROM POLITICAL WOMEN

Chances are they're just reading a script given by their boyfriends.

Probably the most stylish 70s sci-fi artist, along with Chris Foss.

This is what I'm getting.

Not too different from mine. Move over the video name, see the 3 squares, click it and say you're not interested then say why and it will remove similiar videos.

i'm not logged into youtube and i keep getting current year man lol drumpf

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[path defecation[

If you aren't logged in, clear your cache and cookies.

it doesn't matter though, if you aren't logged in you'll always get current year man.

Get.

YA

BIG

GAY

SHIT

All these e-celebs are dropping off like flies.

What happened to that woman who claimed the Earth was flat?
I never bothered to remember her name.
Do people still listen to her?

They will forever remain fantasy….

Some memes for you lads

templates for others

FOR HIM

get again

fug

wow

BASED CARSWELL

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

loo lad

Wow what a surprise lads :^)

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ANOTHER WIN FOR GREAT BRITAIN

unilad.co.uk/nsfw/do-you-know-porn-better-than-politics-take-the-test/
dude porn lmao

sinead o'coalburner

Lads, there are good argument for and against both leaving and staying, so I am going to vote stay since I think it's usually better to stay in something than to leave it. tbh

Wew.

t.HalfThePopulation

Is that what they told you about University?

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Is this comedy?

It was said by a female Scot on QT yesterday.

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You should be a politician; you'd be an obvious shoe-in.

That's a relief lad. I was starting to get worried when I instantly recognized a few of the girls.

I don't see how anyone memorize male pornstars though.

How on Earth do people know the names of individual porn stars?

You find a picture/video of girls doing lewd things, have a bash and move on.
Am I missing something?
Are there genuinely men in this country that can't identify Vince Cable but can instantly give the name of some bimbo that sticks pervert toys up her fanny?

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Good stuff. Can do you some with ISIS troops and flag marching over that bridge in the background.

Some of them just have memorable faces, like Asa Akira, Alexis Texas and the arch pornjew Sasha Grey. When you've seen them once or twice, you end up knowing them from a distance.

its old people again, the ones who attend porno cinemas and bought porn on vhs
i cant remember the names of every whore ive fapped to

youve two out of 5 i know
the asian and the one who took 6 cocks in all her holes at once

A lot of people are in fringe movements to be part of that fringe, not because they believe what they are saying.

There is also the opposite direction where they do believe it but they see the spot line shining their way and they plan to be out of dodge before the whistle blows and the ol' bill comes knocking on their door. Same is true for anti fa type groups who are going to turn more violent as things slip from their grasp like Trump is forcing in America.

Does the human body have six holes for penetration? Did she manage to fit cocks up her nostrils or something?

Two men to each fuckable orifice?
Sounds fucking gay, though.

Please stop the immorality

Only when you stop opening your eyes so wide, and start to resemble a non-sperg human.

She's an intelligent person, does she not realise how ridiculous she looks.

Nice wig ginnie.

I can only wish I was Virginia tbh. Also wish I had more pics of her.

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two in her mouth, two in her asshole and two in her pussy
i could send you the link but theres children in the room with me

She's pure now lad. Assuming the bull didn't impregnate her she should be fine.

shes no wife material and certainly raise no spawn with her, may her womb be as barren as my plate is currently, fuck im hungry

Why would you say that about her, lad?

Microchimerism only occurs if someone has been pregnant to another person, as there is a genetic transfer during pregnancy.

Tell that to a woman whose husband routinely beats her you fucking idiot

It was said on QT yesterday, lad. By a woman.

Seriously though, the wife-beating argument is a good one to use on staycucks.

GINNIE IS A COW, SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT

Why would you say that, lad? You obviously know I love her so you said it to hurt me.

why would you love such an ugly woman?

Oh. You're just a bully.

Who /CompilingAListOfCuckedRemanianRedditors/ here?

Do you have a fetish for munters or something lad?

Dammit I want to learn how to speak British. Are there any course guides around?

Just going to ignore this bully tbh

wew, lad

pull the other one m8

Might get this tbh. Sounds interesting.

Reminder to signal boost the official Brexit Movie on Youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0

Also, why the fuck isn't this showing in the results when I search for "Brexit the Movie" on Youtube but a load of others with much less or even zero views does?

Official channel that is

so you've looked into it fam?
your kids will never be 100% you and your partner if shes a hoe, only impregnate virgins if you want a pure descendant fam

I am sorry but I just don't understand why someone would go for a woman with a disformed face like that.

VOTE FAGGOTS

Hey come on, can't you at least speak English?

what the fuck does that even mean?

Viceroy/Governor of Malaysia was a boss, went down fighting communist rebels protecting his missus from assault rifle fire
just him and his trusty webley

t.generic Europhile shill #239

if you dont get it you're a foreign devil or a fellow countryman who has lost his soul to the globalist terror

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Daily reminder that there are people on Holla Forums who are literally
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So you're at the train station and these tanned Germans slap your gf's arse. What do you do?

bash those niggers with my spoon

You do realise homos exist, right?

reach into my pocket, put my keys between my fingers and punch the closest advancing one in the temple and kill him
then run while the niggers freakout over my magic death hand punch

they may have banned assault spoons but they overlooked car keys m8

i'm just saying, maybe the Muslims aren't so bad!

I welcome my based aryan brethren and invite them to cultivate their superior German sperm within my girlfriend's fertile womb.

Busted in three posts. You really ought to practise.

Probably look down at my own feet and ask him to stop. If he doesn't I'll try to walk away from them and hope my gf follows.

ah damn…

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Yeah I looked into it. I had a paper on it, unfortunately I don't have access to it. I'm sure I got it from someone on here actually.

Stones are cool. If I had a fuckton of cash I'd attempt to fuse neolithic and bronze age celtic architecture with early christian-era British architecture on a bleak fucking hill.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_buildings_in_Scotland#Neolithic_and_Bronze_Age

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Q U I N T E S S E N T I A L L Y
B R I T I S H

Thanks bro. Couldn't find this one in time, so I went for the unedited one.

Apparently she baked the cake for HM the Queen's birthday too. Funny how none of the other Bake Off champions got that opportunity.

and MI5 wasn't surprised when the tested the cake and found traces of arsenic, strychnine, cyandie, polonium, anthrax and half a koran in the cake
luckily Her Royal Majesty had no intention of sampling the exotic delights of her 'Goat Testicle and Falafel Sponge Surprise'

She made some cakes and won a competition because of 'muh diversity'. Big deal.

The BBC have got such a hard-on over this thing. And she ain't fucking British.

Almost as bad as that Malala bint.

I achieved more today than this cunt has done since she started whisking flour on the telly.

Not to mention the runner-up being a Pajeet from Bangladesh.

eh they just have good tone and are low fat, I bet most of them can't even squat 4 plate, I'd fight one of them, but if it was all 5 I'd want my SKS or if all else fails my grandpas solingen deer-hunter bowie

Probably how we'd all act user.
WE MUST LIFT MORE.

Hitler killed them for a reason.

I would do a magic trick, i'll make their Dad's disappear.

time to take the cane out of the cupboard and give them a damn good thrashing

Yeah fuck off and die BBC

why do you keep posting that same image?

Goes to show how high their ivory tower is,

it's me lad

wat? really?

Hey Brit/pol/

Just uploaded a new track - "Demographic Decline".

It's melancholic Synthwave, suitable for a vid on the ethnic replacement of whites in the UK. It's a free download as always.

Soundcloud has compressed this track a bit badly, reducing the quality on the top end slightly, but the mp3 download should still sound fine.

Let me know if you like it.

soundcloud.com/user-625608547/demographic-decline-free-download2

Hey fam how do you you make your music?

it sounds gud, listening right now

I use a Digital Audio Workstation (DAW) called Reason 8. It's a great piece of software.

The first cake was apparently the best cake in The Best British Bake Off 2016, followed by the winning entry of the previous year.

FYI: Those mill-wheels are made from spun sugar, a notoriously difficult craft that has been compared to working with molten glass.

Cheers fam.

I second this, how do you make your music.

See

fugg post took too long, ignore this

How much does it cost? And what does it need?

fuck no

369.00 euros

Wew. Also, exploitable.

Evening, lads.

How many Civic Nationalists have we battered to death today?

What a waste of a dole

Can I torrent it?

We don't like blacks here Tyrone.

Little brother just asked for £20 to "get dinner" with his girlfriend.

What's the bet he's buying weed

poal.me/azec53

Ask for the receipt.

I used to use a cracked copy a friend gave me years ago for quite a long time, and made some of my earliest tracks with that.

I decided to buy the full version eventually though - there are numerous advantages, like being able to buy extra instruments and get access to some free sound libraries.

I think it cost about £200.

Really, all you need to run it is a reasonably fast computer, and that's all. But you'll probably also want to get some kind of midi controller keyboard, and possibly an audio interface and microphone if you want to include live elements to your music later.

I think proppellerhead also offer a free version for you to try out (but I don't think it lets you save your creations or something), and a stripped down cheaper version.

There are quite a few tutorials on YouTube you can watch too, to get an idea of how it works and what it looks like.

There's a torrent on Piratebay for Reason5

Dominoes has a 50% off deal fam

Great, because I love synth music, especially classic synth like Japan and Ultravox.

your British

C U C K

ayo votes here as well fam

What OS do you use?
poal.me/83m6iu

Saw this today lads.

Hurts a bit to tell you the truth

Sorry can't resize for here
http:// imgur.com/b8HamHz

I would but he'd probably throw a hissy fit.

I know he smokes weed because I went into his room one time his friends had been here and it reeked of skunk.

Don't know who he thinks he is really.
Keeps coming home at 11pm on a weekday in the dark.
I don't like it at all.

Ok user, you're on here, you can probably memorize shit and have refined motor skills after two or more decades of vidya.

If I gave you a week, I have no doubt that you could make a cake at least to Nadiya's standard. Buy permade marzipan, roll it out, slap it on.

From the little I know of baking and sugarcraft, there is no way you could replicate that firm, molded shortbread in a week, nevermind the spun sugar.

Britain 2016: Just be a Nigger. Bonus points for a sheepish grin that makes people let their guard down. "daww, she's so cute, let's give it to her"

It's the current year bigot!

#smh #soracist #its2016

you fucked up that link m80

imgur.com/b8HamHz
imgur.com/b8HamHz
imgur.com/b8HamHz

this is the image he posted

Didn't want to direct link it mate

Descended from Caesar himself, lad.

My British what? :^)

w h y ?

cock

I know, mate, I'm the son of two proud bakers. That's one of the reasons why I was so damn pissed to see her win. Hell, even the Pajeet's ship creation was much more impressive.

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What?

youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0

blocked in DE

Implying we won't nuke ourselves into ash before then.

not enough transnigger lesbians

Being anti-EU is pretty much exactly the same as firing up the ovens so that doesn't surprise me.

PLEASE STOP USING OUR WORDS TO SHUT US DOWN LIKE WE HAVE WITH YOU FOR THE PAST 60 YEARS

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Didn't want to build a bridge between here and there mate. Not to worry thou.

Looking at it all I can say is do you need anymore proof that the government are culling us.

we share a common genetic haplogroup found only in the British Isles
genetically theres no difference between the average irishman, scotsman, englishman, conishmen, welshman or manxman, but as soon as you cross the channel its gone the frogs dont have it and noone else does

What mental disorder does he have that makes him think he has anyone that actually consumes whatever he puts out?

but Anglos are Germanic and Ireland is Celtic

You know that's bullshit, lad. The Irish descended from Sub-Saharan Africans. Obvious Taig propaganda this DNA site.

POTATO NIGGERS

Hes just doing us a public service for documenting leftists on the 21st century

Future generations of quintessentially British people will look back at this and realise the extents of delusion

tfw no qt cakemaker gf

Yeah. . .yeah Taigh potato niggers, muck savages.

I think at this late stage, we will have to accept that a K type taigh has more in common with a K type Bong than his own kind.

When this is all over, and Commies are splattering the ground like Texan haleballs, we can return to knocking the shit out of eachother.

only language wise
when the anglo-saxons invaded England they only came as a population of about 150,000 people
in the region of England alone the estimated native population of Romanized Celts stands at about 10 to 20 million people
so while the Anglo-Saxons conquered England and supplanted the native celtic rulers Germanic blood in Britain was a drop in an ocean of Celtic blood

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Is this why people in the south east have a higher average IQ?

w0t u shitskinfucker?

>>>/out/

wait a sec, r u sayin I am celtic?

you can just tell that they're evil, lads.

you might be

i find the whole British Irish divide stupid tbh
the conflict was started between us by the fucking french and exacerbated by Christianity which is itself originally also a semitic foreign desert religion

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Reminder that it was civic nationalism and hybrid vigor that made Britain great in the first place.

BASED BRITISH ENLIGHTENMENT

Kek. At least Ainsley's hilarious and not obnoxious like Lenny Henry.

probably, anglo-saxon genes have only been found in about 10-40% of the native white English population
most strongly in the east and southern regions

Those metal coils should not be stored on a flat surface like that.

The only people who will be worried about plunging house prices are the fucking foreign investors we sell our houses to as soon as they're fucking built. Who is this stupid kikess?

All being well, I don't have any taig in me.

Can we distinguish between Celts and Taigs, at least?

I think people would hate the former less if divorced from their terrorizing, Cultural Marxist counterparts.

woooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh there lad, what about essex?

irish is celtic

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We're all communist hobbits

t. Celt

Ainsley could be king nigger for all I care.
He's a living meme.

Lenny Henry is just an unfunny shit.

Just quote their lord and savior Arthur Scargill.

archive.is/O2C13

Although I doubt the average modern faggot "socialist" even knows who he is.

Post more like this. I know you got em. Stop holding out on me.

I just got old ones, lad. Not saved a new one for months.

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Of chourse, being unread and unlettered is quintessentially Socialist.

Apart from the Jews, but they are feigning ignorance.

Not going to post more now since bullies will target me and get me banned for spam or something.

She's kinda cute, but the whole shitty nappy situation is turnoff.

It might be time for us burgers to help you with brexit, now that we have a slight break in the trump election.

Keeping it confined to brit/pol/ means we will never see it, and it's quite an important issue. Americans can at least help spread the breexit movie.

She looked better with a bit of fat on her.
Now she looks old and haggard.

U wot

ENGLAND IS MORE GERMANIC THEN AUSTRIA

no thanks lad

Pls mate.

Would be good if you help us bongs out.

Lol. Turkey as white as Ireland.

I love her, lads, but why does bullying her and defaming her make me kind of excited?

LITERALLY NIGGERS

When do we ship off those Northern Scots to where they belong?

Your monkey brain is flicking the M'Lady switch.

According to that map Turks are whiter than Spaniards

lel

it is a map of germanic DNA not whiteness you morons

What does that mean, lad?

Germanic DNA is a pretty good scale for whiteness tbh

Whatever you say, Carlos.

wat? Slavs are just as white as Germanics

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Scandinavia is that Germanic and basically as Germanic as northern Germans? I thought Scandinavians were their own thing for the most part, although related to Germanic?

Why is she dressed like a 1920's' primary school girl in the right most image?

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What was that spike used for?

quite simply the map is slightly wrong

How do you respond?

It's an ornament.

Meant to make you look taller and more imposing.

Girls look good in skirts, nice leg action. The actual skirt itself is a strange turn on for me tbh.

Also it's pretty outfit

anal pleasure and urethra play

You ask me that as if I am supposed to know the answer, lad.

I want to visit Brighton to look at the 19C art, and now I subscribed to them on twiiter, they keep tweeting stuff about their 'African style' exhibit.

brightonmuseums.org.uk/brighton/whats-on-2/#!fashion-cities-africa
FUCK OFF

top kek

r u sayin germanic people are not white?

read a book nigger, Norway and Sweden are Germanic

top kek m8

who /bully/ here

call the police, report him for soliciting a politician

I watched the whole brexit movie at least, left some ideas in the brexit movie thread about editing it down.

Maybe Trump would help somehow? It's the kind of thing he could publicize, but then again if everyone hates trump there he could damage it more than help.

Why did I
Perhaps, but they are not the same kind of Germanic as Germany, right? Nordic is its own thing, no?

w0t u shitty cunt m8?

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Not me, lad.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Did you want me to reply with the pic?

GERMANY IS WHITE

what m8 havent you heard? piss stained loincloths stitched together from your own hair, and a bone needle with some beads is so in right now

spoiler that shit m80.

post GNOME ARCHIVE MANAGER to him

wat?

Why wouldn't somebody ever send a dick pick?

Unless you're packing some serious heat it's not like it's going to increase your chances of getting laid.

It's make more sense to just send a pick of your gains or something.

Not sure what that is so sent the first Google listing

>brightonmuseums.org.uk/brighton/whats-on-2/#!fashion-cities-africa
So anything they could find and put on?

Yes

lol, INSTALL GENTOO

FRESH STORMZY

BASED

Absolutely literally fucking how.

Maybe one of you English speakers can translate this guy. I really like him but he's saying all this sad stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=n_6rb4wWbwE

no.

I hope Muslimdesu responds soon

STORMZY IS A FUCKING NIGGER

A FUCKING NIGGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd just like to interject for a moment…

What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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the EU took away their right to fish, the EU sells the fishing rights to foreign companies and pays the fisherman 'if theyre willing' to destroy their own boats
the native fisherman can no longer fish enough fish legally either due to quotas or because they're banned from fishing certain waters
the dutch are given more of a right to english waters than the english are, and thats why they're voting to leave

>winshit 7 (poal.me/83m6iu)

BOTNET

we'll make it, lads

Dee Dee lad I read it in your voice lad when you post a comment with your picture.

we will never become extinct, woes and sargon confirmed it

tl;dr Europeans are scum that deliberately raped Britain of her fishing industry out of spite

Oh?

were going to the moon lads

the wooden wall needs to go up again and kick these continental cunts out of our fucking waters

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unnnDaninnn

It's the future lad it doesn't matter.

is this from a movie or just a bored wealthy scotsman on a wild night out

lost the plot lads

traps and prostitutes could make the numbers work.

independent.co.uk/voices/i-worked-on-sadiq-khan-s-campaign-so-i-know-racial-stereotyping-wasn-t-confined-to-zac-goldsmith-s-a7025901.html

yeah but anals not that great compared to vag and what if you want kids
plus you're assuming all those women are default, theres a real load of mingers out there

If the immigrants got booted out what would the stats look like?

WE

nuhunuhu

hol up

traps can do oral too.

if you want kids, use a surrogate or adopt or don't be one of the guys with a trap gf.

some men get mingers even with equal men and women. as long as there are some prostitutes who are hot, which there will be, every man will still get to have hot sex.

jocks are scum

Kek, that stuff was pretty funny ngl
Any other similar tv shows/movies or videos, need more.

SUP?

EU doesn't deserve a quick death.
It, along with those sitting at the top, need to have them and their entire worlds destroyed slowly around them, brick by brick.
Sod public hangings, those can come after every piece of their system of kikery has been torn into shreds in front of them.

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why would you lie?

It's a skit from Limmy Show

who /curry/ here

fuck buying it from poos but it's a good food without the disease when u make it

wat?

PAJEET >>>/out/

idk tbh

what are you on, might as well take their food for all the people they sent here

Curry smells like currynigger tbh, or I guess it's the other way around.

Didn't you watch QT last night, lad? Scotland's going to give every child their own guardian of sorts that they can go and talk to.

reminder

Pedos will be lining up for that one.

something in curry powder is fuckin dank

lsdmang

I don't watch the talmudivision, can you give me a news link

curry wasn't brought here by pakis in the 70's like lefties would have you believe, its been here since the late 1700's courtesy of the British army and its chefs

Maybe, but it is the government that assigns it, so they will probably give it to some people they trust. A teacher would be perfect since the child already kind of trusts them.

No, lad, first time I heard it last night. Apparently it isn't something that has been reported on well outside of Scotland since they had to explain it to the viewer.

what channel is 'QT' on?
videos? links? sauce? pls gibme info

also i find blowjobs tedious, too boring and dont feel good if they dont know what they're doing which sucks too cause if they are decent that means thats a very well used mouth
again awful, pay for sex, ive done it but ergh
i have schemes and irons in fires so im not worrying

lol nice

Link? Looks like it's worth a toss.

No they won't, they'll just hire child "carers" that have already been diddled for being nonces.

independent.co.uk/news/business/news/helicopter-money-adair-turner-recession-interest-rates-draghi-osborne-economy-a7027621.html
I just don't know what to think anymore lads.

What happened?

Is it awkward?

Is it better than wanking?
How did you arrange it?

Jealous woman spotted

GIVE ME A FUCKING L I N K

Google it you fanny

traps are famously good at blow jobs.

you can't have it both ways, hot women for everyone and no sharing, even if the population is 50:50.

I am googling scotland but I am not finding it

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How can anyone trust someone enough to put their cock in their mouths? It's also disgusting.

yer a dullard mate

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/10650090/Scottish-ministers-threatened-with-legal-action-over-state-guardian-plans.html

I FUCKING GOOGLED IT BUT NO RESULTS

GIVE ME FUCKING LINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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slightly better than wanking, condoms suck and its expensive when you make as little as i do
i dont find it awkward but you might
i went to a brothel just walked in and got what was on offer

im not asking for hot just not fucking obese, a burn victim with scars all over her body would do me right as long as her stomach isn't protruding over her waist

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bAsed christians always looking out for the family

The BBC's BBC

Campaign to ask the BBC to sack their "head of diversity, inclusion and succession".

bbc.co.uk/complaints/complain-online/

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555044/BBC-says-one-six-stars-gay-lesbian-disabled-2020.html

Really? Why?

How?
Do they make it so you can't feel anything?

WEW

fucking hell lads

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Lol, in my city they dig out several allied bombs every year and its completely normal that whole houseblocs get cleared out.

Its not really newsworthy, these things just happen to lie around in more or less greater numbers.

WAKE ME UP

SAGAMI 001

One sixth the thickness of a human hair and latex free

the eternal kraut strikes again

well its sex of course its better than jacking off into your hand on your monitor, but it costs more money, its a hassle to deal with the whore, and theres a shit tonne of rules if you cant afford to do anything and everything with em
and condoms suck because you do lose alot of the feeling, instead of feeling every little sensation for me the jonnies only really let through a numb suction/vacuum sensation

Better not hold any views that might endanger the child, lad.

w0t
are you implying Germans are bad?

must be nice i basically use government issue ones

Let's hope leaving EU will be the final nail in their coffin.

why not? if you're having sex with her you're already trusting her to be in your house while you're asleep. she could murder you or rob you whether you do oral or not.

the higher your standards, the fewer women will meet them. duh. if you're willing to get a prostitute, you have more ways of meeting your standard.

You summoned me, now deal with my presence!

GAS YOURSELF D&C KIKE

You're right I guess. I still won't be able to trust anyone with my dick in-between their teeth though tbh.

WE DON'T EVEN NEED THE EU TO IMPLEMENT THIS, SCOT CUCKS DO IT FOR US

Surely she can just take a pill though, no?
Why the need to wear a condom?

Also, do you think it's worth going to a prostitute before you reach your 20s or do you think you may as well just wait and see if a girl magically falls into your lap?
I used to think pretty much every guy eventually got a girlfriend/had sex. Now I realise that's pretty far from the truth.

Sorry, lad. I just love the Eternal Anglo meme. Makes me laugh every time.

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This is why I'll never take one, tbh

w0t

YOU ARE SUBHUMAN SCUM, YOU WANT TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER ARYANS

As someone who actually does modeling shit, that cake is pretty fucking impressive if everything is edible. The windmill cake fails in that while the top is impressive the rest is rather meh.

Japanese? post results

enjoy aids fam
I'd wait til you're twenty at most then fuck a prostitute and keep it a secret, its a milestone so you can enter the rest of our degenerate society

why not? i could.

Hey, we may be one of the most angry threads here, but not all of us are necessarily that thinskinned in a way that you have to intercept or face a barrage of asshurt shitflinging.
Is ok, man.

lol u dont know how to tripcode

Never going to take one, lad. Too afraid that will be the result.

I would never be able to trust anyone, and I think it is disgusting. Also my dick is tiny and disgusting so I doubt anyone would want it in their mouths.

lol u scared

dont you wash or did you catch super herpes and your dicks basically a giant scab now

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No need to be a bully about it, lad.

It's got scars from surgeries and the bottom tip is missing. Also my dick got Jewed so they could more easily perform surgery I guess.

why not?

The woman who became pregnant from anal sex: Doctor describes incredible case of patient whose womb was connected to her rectum
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3588534/The-woman-pregnant-anal-sex-Doctor-describes-incredible-case-patient-womb-connected-rectum.html

you are supposed to put # as the tripkey m8 see the FAQ

what a shitty way to be conceived

Do you think a woman would mind if she found out you fucked a prostitute in your earlier years?

I'm going to be travelling to East Asia onboard a cargo ship for the next few years of my life
When in port we get a couple days shore time
From what I've heard, Thai/Vietnamese whores can be pretty cheap

Black woman?

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you're also not supposed to be a tripfag.

The moment you touch a hooker you will never be the same again.

Just do the test lad, I am part sub saharan but you wouldn't know and it doesn't bother me

use a tripcode statueposter

why should I not be a tripfag?

I'm not a psychologist, lad, but probably because of never having a real bond with my family and having a brother that's probably a real psychopath.

It would bother me, lad. No need to risk it tbh.

top pleb

they are you can rent a thai whore (female) and fuck her in the ass all night for about 100 quid
or a quick fuck for 20 quid
and they do i think, ti think they're mildly disgusted most of them

fucking NHS i swear, not even trying, achmed comes from the third world and gets his aids cured for free but this guy? ffs

it shouldn't. just keep it a secret if you think it would.

so find people you can bond with.

take that shit to the grave lad

How do I do that lad? Also I don't really deserve it right now since I am a fat disgusting NEET.

nice

>>>/out/

no tbh.

just you know, use PrEP if you can and use a condom and be careful, those bitches are riddled, they clean up nice and you wont notice it but they can harbor some nasty shit

Understandable, lads.

I was very concerned about the prospect of being impure.

Luckily I had nothing to worry about. Ethnic nationalists unite :^)

WATCH OUT NEO NAZI BIGOTS, YOUR KIDS WILL BE TAKEN AWAY BY LEFTY TEACHERS

>be virgin allegedly

Why?

Is losing your virginity that significant?

It's really that bad?

I'll ride out my first 4-6 month trip and be a good buy then I guess.
If when I come back to England I can't find a girl who's wiling to have sex with me/keep me company and not cheat on me when I'm away I won't be so good on my second tour.
Sounds like a plan.

Wow, you're gonna get your tongue bitten off.

Pretty much. They will also influence the kid to become trans at the first sign of them liking to play with dolls or whatever.

what about me I'm a skinny disgusting neet

hwat?

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hey i look like an overweight holodomor survivor and i can still get laid

I'll change some day, lad.

You've got big balls of brass son.

removed the risk of HIV by about 80% if you take it three days before having sex, the fags use it alot these days

fuck the Twilight Zone is good

old TV was written by people with greater minds than any writer today

yeah you want your face to rot off, bad move lad

same fam :-)

Clearly you lack the big brass balls of that other user.

amazon.com/Jobar-International-JB5231-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

wew

if you are 90%+ you are gud

normie

FAT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DEGENERATE

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you're optimistic, thats cute kek

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Looks like I can just keep eating then.

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CUCK

OY VEY

When it comes to dark hair and brown eyes, Brits get a free pass right when it comes to that right?

no serious im wojack with a pot belly and my bodies a mass of stretch marks, scars and burn marks
and since im here everyday how can i normie

Damn musta been a young lad

Women have it soooo hard, right?

tut tut come on now lad.

FUCK YOU BELGIUM! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY, YOU'RE A FUCKING FAKE COUNTRY MEANT TO KEEP THE GERMANS AND THE FRENCH IN LINE.

BELGIUM IS EUROPE'S ISRAEL, MOST EUROPEAN WARS WERE FINANCED BY ANTWERP BANKERS, AND MOST EUROPEAN WARS WERE FOUGHT OVER THE FUCKING LOWLANDS. FUCK YOU BELGIUM YOU KIKES.

this?

Pics or no one will believe that anyone can be that ugly.

how 2 sex?

When will women be deployed into ISIS territory or yemen to walk a mile in his shoes?

those kind of things are setup by closet TVs

I kind of have to be.

Although tbh I'm not to hopeful about it all either.
I try not to think about it too hard because it seems defeatist but I keep imagining scenarios where the first girl I end up having a relationship with cucks me when I'm halfway across the world and I come back to a load of grief/have to study with the weight of that on my mind.

Do you think there are any 19 year old girls that'd stay with their boyfriends faithfully for half a year without sex/physical contact?
It's all a bit shit tbh

help

memes are all i have

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Would that be a Roman mile?

here ya go fam

Augustus looks like Putin tbqh

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w-what do you mean user?
do you have a gf?

small double chin, i have a neck, a widows peak, larger ears, smaller nose and whole left side of my front neck is discoloured from burn scars but yeah basically

can you post a photo?

When everyone of the guys in my house goes out and I'm the only one not invited, how do I fuck them off lads?

Trudy?

idk user. i like flirting online.

what do you mean by that?

yeah liars or the insane and religious
most intelligent girls are pseudo-marxists where i live and they think 'polyamory' is cool or exotic
its just being a whore

i am not doing that no, this h8chan, we know we are being monitored not doing something as stupid as that

Piss them off, annoy them I don't know tbh

you are such a bad tripfag

fuck off