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everybody friendship, everybody tolerance.

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PONY THREAD GONE SEXUAL

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cute boys
cute ponies

ETHAN BRADBERRY

sweep
sweep

best thread

Thank you for new thread, glorious Leader!

its always a sexuial thread when youre in it!

nice meme

no prob

hows it goin? I think Im zeroing in on my moped problem after taking half the damn thing apart

Official Luna thread

i'm alright. what was wrong with the bike?

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Luna is a shit pony.

Glad youre doing good!
Well so far I've gapped the valves, they're fine. I checked the carb and thats fine. I fucked with the entire fuel system and thats fine. I'm now thinking its either the new petcock I put on, the electric autochoke failing, or, worst of all, the clutch springs being fucked up.

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don't feel bad.
save your soul, and accept that roseluck is the best pony.

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always start by inspecting things you know you recently changed.

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Wow. WOW. Really Rose?

From you?

Do you own a harmonica, if so can you play it?

do horses have bellybuttons?

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thatd be good advice if i hadnt changed those things to fix the things that were wrong already

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Yes

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yes.

lol, no.. I had a toy one as a souvenir once but just made noises with it to annoy the family. You?

ourfirsthorse.com/2007/06/horses-have-a-belly-button/

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i know reeces do!

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your tears mean nothing to me.

I require you to get a good one and learn how to play it well. I do not have one which is why you must get one.

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.. send me one and I'll use it

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What did i do to you to deserve this?

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well i dunno then.
i've never even seen one taken apart.

Dem tits.

its a fairly simple engine, my bet is its the autochoke cuz the moped does eventually calm down

I dunno. I'm really bored, and can't find any skooma.

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Is the fact my uncle died when I shoved a stake through his heart enough evidence to prove he was a vampire or will the judge not allow it at my trial?

Power went out, but when miracle gets back, there's more to the story.

the world has given up on magic. I'd start running for the border if I were you.

You should draw. Luna, preferably, to make up for insulting her

Not guilty by reason of temporary insanity.

Actually, doesn't even have to be temporary

I will, and with it I will send the webcam.
You will need to learn this
harmonica.com/piano-man-correct-intro-by-billy-joel-2486.html
Billy does both at once but I haven't acquired that skill yet. We can figure out who sings later

good luck with it. hopefully it's east to get parts for.

Alright, I'll see if I come back later this month.

no, I'm looking for skooma.

Drugs are bad, kitty.

stay safe.

ok..

That's pretty neat

don't you judge me.

..alright the jokes going too far

No

We will need to give a rousing performance of the song at a bar. I'm counting on you

sorry, this is how I do.

parts are dirt cheap cuz its all chinese shit and they keep breakign so the facvtory makes lots of them. thanks trhough, im gunna go out for a jog. harass skitty some while im gone or he'll feel all neglected.

I'm not judging :o

I'll need to be buzzed and allowed to wear a flannel shirt and white cowboy hat at least

oh, but I'm not allowed to smoke skooma?
it's a very large part of my khajiit culture you know, you are being very insensitive.

You keep talking, but all i'm seeing is those pretty kat eyes.

stray pubes

Don't be tempted, those eyes will lunge into your soul and tear you up from the inside.

That goes without saying. I am learning the intro now, it is pretty quick but the whole thing shouldn't take too long. But i will have to practice in front of people drunk a few times. I will be there in two months.

stop staring.
gah, you don't understand!

they plague my life.
I'm just waiting for you to start using my real name.

10-4

Worth.

it's very midnight right now

stop it.

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I swear to god I'm going to give u a sodium chloride overdose.

HISSSS

could i use it to salt my chips?

Kitty no!

ofc

ignore that I have eyes, or the fact that they take up over 50% of my face.

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then prepare for death!

Wrong choice, kitty

they fixed my internet speedtest.net/my-result/5474951587

FINALLY!

you're FIRED!

Pia, come in here, we occupy this thread now

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pretty great for where you are

You insolent fool, I AM fire!

… I missed.

It's okay, i'm sure you'll hit the next one

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I will be back! with better aim!

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I'm tempted to get this

Bring cake

I will bring whatever I want, mister.

Master*

I think Wild Wild West would be a better movie if Dr. Loveless was victorious

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7

and with that, you've been demoted, sir. I only have two masters currently, and you're not one.

shameful

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I love WWW! Everyone else thinks it's kinda crap, but it was one of my favorite movies when it came out

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ill shame ur full

Watching it now, underrated af

I thought the rule was one at a time? :o

I should rewatch it too. It's been years since i last saw it

he's special to me.
don't you judge.

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yes
yes you should. why aren't you watching it now

Don't worry, if i don't judge Blewby for his diaper thing, i don't think i'll judge you for anything c:

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I never got my own MAGA hat but I will and I will wear it in town and when trump wins I'm going to switch it out with another one that says MAKE AMERICA HATE AGAIN

Because it's 2 am and i'm talking to you cutie? :3

this is nothing like blew's fetishism.
this isn't a title I give out lightly.

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bananas are pretty tasty, and can be pretty funny

d'awww i wub woo tooo Wez!

Its perfectly normal to murder hookers, Rosey. Thats like, a pretty common fetish.

That's cute, they must be really special to you.

Also that pic is unsetteling

I have never killed a hooker twice in my life!

it's meant to be.

But that is #Hillary phrase. whatever though, I thought you would not get one but is probably the best for your safety. I could put one in the package with harmonica and cam

I suppose that makes sense

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Hey Skitty, do you live anywhere near Kyle Texas?

I'm not srs

aw, does she creep you out?

It's a 4 hour drive, I've been through there a few times.

Can we go back to posting this cute pony instead?

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no, I wish to be a khajiit today.

If you say so

I wish I could be the annoying/crazy frog

youtube.com/watch?v=GjCu9IEJBRs

ah ok, i was going to offer you some money to go collect from a guy who tried to jew me, but if its 4 hours out no worries.

Can i pet the kitty? :o Or do you bite

I was just watching ethan and hilda and ethan had a hate hat on and now I want one tbh

nice meme.

no.

checkt

well thats something to put on your job applications!~

No to which question?

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the petting. that's how outlanders lose fingers in elsewyr.

I got reports about two posters lewding up the threads, you folks wouldn't happen to know anything this now would ya?

They're here

I was the one who called sir, thank you.

no lewds here just a lot of pink silly

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

steamcommunity.com/linkfilter/?url=https://soundcloud.com/junkiexl/jxl-inception-rmx-mix#t=6:24

Hmmmm *slowly moves finger toward your nose*

fucking steam

Have you seen it yet?

inception? yes, it was pretty rad.

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this will not end well.

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Cool
nolan a best

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yummy hips

NO!

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Whatchu gon do about it?
*boops nose*

yummy lips

brb

Don't be too long :3

So your internet is all fucked now?

Fuck meat loaf

Not anymore, it's like 62mb/s now :P

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Well now I have fast internet but no TV..

who needs foxnews anyway

Good, good.

Just doing my job, your assistance is appreciated!

I'm gonna have to see your pink posting permit sir.

You two are under arrest for excessive lewd posting without me

i think i left it in my socks

He thinks you're not legit?!?
vocaroo.com/i/s1Af7IuDmszs

heh

What will it take to make this one go away, officer~

I missed those vocaroos.

thinking it's time for bed

night night

sleep tight reeceypet

…. I sound pretty drunk in there

why are you saving these

stop that

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Alright guys, let's play the Snek Game. here is the floor plan of the room im in right now. I will give snek 5 minutes to slither to whatever location, starting from the left red marker, which is the door.

Game rules are simple; you guess Where snek will be at x.05 time (in 7 min) and whoever got it right, wins… something

Red marker is the door / window, blue is elevated locations. The darker the area, the harder it is for snek to get to it.

Begin!

That's some hot fire he's spitting, I smell a record deal

Let's just say there will some things rising besides the sun and the moon~

It's been 3 years since I saved that one, how time flies…

Nighty!

I can't help it Skitty, it's like treasure!
vocaroo.com/i/s0tusRXTtBor

absolute kek

It does indeed.

what are those stars there?

chair legs

top of open window

oh. I predict chair.

Officer please~

Winow is closed atm. sorry

Which chair?

And 3 minutes left

shoot
do i get another guess?

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of course

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Hey, fuck you.

morrowind may not work. but guess what does. :333
warning, probably extremely loud.

theone on the far left.

time up anyways
check pants

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Time! Here's the results

Good. What do we get?

You both got it right :p

What is your desires?

What do you want?

I lost. :c

Well, what are the limits and options? You are not Doug, so I have no idea what I can request.

LOL

Fuck sake

that is a chubby snek

There's always next time :c

Whatever is reasonably deliverable by me.

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the fuck?

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what?

How about a game?

Any specific one in mind? I see you don't have Bastion, if you're out of ideas. That game is great

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I wonder where Pia went

Let me think about it.

I have to unexpectedly do something, so I'm not at home now btw

Lel, drug lord skitty need to teach the locals a lesson

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I like this game
will give you a dollar if you get all the achievements

hello

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I wish I had the oblivion game manual.

Why so?
I have one with me here

Welcome back

my copy didn't come with one.
but then again, I got it for $2, so I can't really complain.

faggots

why don't you have the achievements already

Pretty good deal, but did you at least get the map of Cyrodiil ? If you need any info from the manual I will be happy to provide it

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You could always, you know, contribute

Yeah this place just ain't what it used to be.

Because it's impossible to get them all in under 10 minutes? :3

It's the same as it always was
fuckin' dubstep fags and worst pony posters

nah. I can get it online.
my friend had his map lying around, so I bought it off him for a dollar.

still no manual though.

I take credit for that!

Yes that might be a bit too tough a task

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I have five wax pen cartridges right now, do you want one?

is there anything better than thrust vectoring?
a question best left to the philosophers

How about vectoring your thrusts? ~~

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2

checked

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dubstep is gud tho

only 4

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brostep is good
dubstep is better

got three fortune cookie flavour hybrids and two golden skunk sativas

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I have my grandma's apple pie. So yeah.

please give

I can give you pics :o I think there is a few slices left

ever been so sleepy it feels like you're drunk?

yes

IT WONT DO
show me

and that is exactly how I feel now

Plenty of times. Also, i put snek back in his pen. He figured out how to open the window, tho he wasn't strong enough to leverage it

On it, SweetyPia

now

Yes, continually.

I really like this iPhone. I just want it to know me in every way imaginable. I think I'm going to take pictures of my pubes just to make sure they're in the cloud.

There was actually one piece extra, but i eated it. It's delicious

Post them here too.

Get snapchat already. I have silly pictures of my snake that i want to share with you

Like Rose did.

don't forget to share with us as well.

you have made me hungry

your icloud need some pony porn in it

Me too. I want in on some of that sweet Piapie :3

what did i say about crops~

I just realized, my iphone lets me unlock it using my thumbprint which is utterly amazing

but can I unlock it with my penis

………
wut

Oooof course that's the first thing you tried.

idunno.. random thought… I'm sleepy, stop judging me

hows the 1080 treating you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*judging intensifies*

IT's amazing

It did a 1080° turn and walked out of his life

Please source for both? c:

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How old are you again?

Maybe
What's in it for me?

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33.

Wake up.

Anything you want~

So basically your whiner is as big as your finger.

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I am… I'm tempted to cold shower.

Do it.

Savage

Unf! So what do you want in return?~

…no

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stop croping these!

impossible

Why are ponies so bad with not getting frosting all over the place?

and…
back out.

hooves

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True. true

Source!?

k

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UNF

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Whatup Raptor? How much trips/sec do you get on the 1080?

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No idea.
send me a program to do it and I'll figure it out

she's covered in oil

I took a cold shower and I still feel quite sleepy…

these are for you

weeaboo guy has a hard on atm.

Oh, it was you! I should have fucking KNOWN

I'm Wezdor's bitch.
There, I typed it, now give me sweet Celestia lewds.

i have a tired
do you

Meriken's tripcode generator. No installation required

I guess it was time to oil up

These are for me

Lewdposting is reserved for Pia. You get that other thing

Not as much as i thought i would at 5 am

are you legitimately turned on by this exaggerated caricature of a horses anus

You sick fuck

that looks more like a soggy infected donut slapped between soggy burger buns with a hairy wart protruding from a side

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is this better?

Daily reminder that 4 galactic years from now carbon dioxide levels fall to the point at which C4 photosynthesis is no longer possible and multicellular life dies out.

no

For you on the condition you spoiler that shit please.
It's just egregious

Well, what's wrong with that one?

it's a fucking anatomically semi-accurate cartoon horse porno, but that's not the worst part, it's also celestia, and celestia is SHIT

Do you want some fluttershy then?

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don't be a pushover.

Are you leaving me already?

You're right, Luna is the only pony worth posting

I want to cum inside Princess Celestia and call her mom.

Please direct your sexual frustration elsewhere.

I'm just being polite

nah

Good :3
Skitty said i need to direct my sexual frustration elsewhere

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Wowwee, kys my man.

I don't understand how display of offensive overt attention could be interpreted as polite behavior.

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but it is still wednesday here

rip, you had a good run

Offensive? I'm just offering you pics of your fav pony fam

only for 45 minutes though

Do you feel grumpy? I think a good nights sleep is in order

ketchup sucks ass

FOR THOSE INTERESTED

I want to suck on Celestia's donut shaped ass. I'm downing some donut flavored vodka shots right now in honor of her asshole.

you suck ass
I bet you like mayonnaise

I've only tasted it once in my life, once.

What, seriously?

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY ASS AT ALL? WTF SKITTLES

the mayonnaise, not ass.

yes true

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I like how I am a brown stickfigure

4 shots down.

hmm, not bad but underwhelming if that is the 1080
what are you running? MTY_CL iirc is the best tripcode generetor so far

What sauce do you like then?

Yes, I assumed you have tasted ass more than once

Can you shower me with "attention" ?

:3

I tried to get it to be a mexican olive but paint is limited :P

I used merikens as per wezdors request.

that's a nice looking one actually, i've yet to test it myself

it actually loses a lot of speed searching for shit like !g8888888A

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Mesquite + salt

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I honestly don't know the difference nor how to set one up to be optimised for my set up

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More of a spice than a sauce but okay

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I'm leaving for work now
have a good one.

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Why is the thread so lewd?

Sorry :s

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nice trubnubs

I was one off :c Unf~

Cute.

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nah sixes in sevens trub nub verified, full house

I am here again. what's going on?

I didn't say to stop….

They are fucking in thread.

I think one of them might be headed to bed soon.

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True

Rose says i should go sleep. What do you think?

Nothing lewd going on here, we're just posting spoilers

I dont know. I just wanna here leave for awhile

we'll always be here when you come back.

with your timezone you are already past the point of fucked, unless you woke up early
if you feel sleep deprived then do so, if no then try and fix your schedule

It is six right? pretty late

Alone? How dispiriting.

I do not mind it.

if or maybe. I just feel burned out and geting bored of Holla Forums

Don't worry, i'm leaving :p

I still wake up at regular-ish hours, i just get less sleep

Yup. I think i'll go get some shut eye. We're making half the thread uncomfortable anyway :p

Nighty night Pia, i hope you sleep well

alone is the best way to sleep. then you don't have to worry about elbows in your ribs while you're asleep.

I know what you mean.
take a break.

That has yet to happen to me.

goodnight

Sleep tight, dream of Luna tonight!

I've shared a bed with some restless sleepers.
it kinda sucks having to move to the floor.

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They ought to be moving there, little shits.

Repeating numbers?

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double seventy-sixes inside nines. a C grade get

I'm fine with it. :3 this way we can both sleep soundly.

Check my trips

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A poor showing all around

The gets are not on our side tonight

What's going on here?

everyone fails at gets.

Not quite soaring to the greatness of classic threads. Gonna have to give it an 8/10.

I'm off

Later everyone~

Goodbye, my son.

don't die.

Gets aren't worth it unless you make a declarative statement

That's actually pretty high, that's what I rated Half Life

I forgot how to break daggerfall.
someone kill me.

'sweats nervously'

hey rose do you remember this pic?

this one

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I do.

that was a good get

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that was a good get

it's the only good one I have.

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Pretty impressive, no?

That was the most cash get in half chan history

the only way I know how to break daggerfall was fixed in a patch I installed.
fuck.

very impressive. yes.

my best get is this

very noice.

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Gaeeee i love you!

Stapled my dick to Princess Celestia

Now cum

cool.

Showstopper.

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you are my hero!

I'll accept that.

We were gonna get Colorado Lemon Kush the other night

*breathe in*
boi

Reece needs to be informed that I intend to cum inside his rear end sometime this evening.

lord.

Yes?

No, there will be no cumming inside of reeceypet

pouring homemade caffeinated horse cum on Celestia while my dick is stapled to her

not you.

Offended.

I'm sorry.

Elaborate. Also, who is the cameraman?

So can I use your real name now or will it still be Rose?

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WHO'S OTHER HAND IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAT

My favorite eeveelution too :c

dumping directions

Today I made a liter of my favorite cum lube!

Its fully edible and is a great source of insoluble fiber. Being water based it is also toy safe.

Its also c a f f e i n a t e d! 100mg of caffeine per 30ml of horse semen!

I did my best to extrapolate the proper taste for horse cum based on my experience with human cum and what I've read online.

The texture is gained from carefully calibrating the thickening agent to a good facsimile of the texture of horse cum.

Ingredients:

20g methylcellulose (ebay)

200ml boiling water

800ml cold water (left in fridge over night)

few pinches citric acid (optional, for flavor)

Salt to taste (optional)

1g anhydrous caffeine powder (optional)

I prefer rose.
I really don't like my name.

evolve one?

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Is this more stallion cum or mare cum?

Procedure:

1) Mix 20g methylcellulose with 200ml boiling water and mix very, very well. It may froth, this is normal.

2) Pour the resultant solution into the 800ml of cold water and stir very, very well.

3) Allow the solution to cool to room temperature

4) Either add more water or more methylcellulose as needed to thicken/thin the cum to desired consistency.

5) Strain out chunks (if any)

6) Allow to cool to room temperature

7) Salt to taste

8) Add a pinch of citric acid at a time until it reaches desired sourness

9) Measure out and dissolve 1G anhydrous caffeine powder and dissolve it in

10) Allow to settle overnight

11) ENJOY!

Twilight Likes!

My favorite is Espeon, but I would definitely love a Sylveon more than the current options, which are just Jolteon, Vaporeon, and Flareon.

No pokemon other than first 151.

Why not just drive down to a Texas ranch and pay a farmer to milk their stallion a few times?

lame.

Lame.

Notes:

1) Make sure your methylcellulose is food grade because industrial grade can contain impurities that may make it harmful to yourself or to toys

2) methylcellulose is very difficult to work with and this will require some experimenting to get the consistency right. Its very easy to over or under thicken the solution.

3) Always dissolve methylcellulose in hot water then mix that solution with cold water. It makes it much easier to work with. Be PATIENT with the boiling and cooling.

4) The process of diluting/adding methylcellulose can take a long time because of waiting for the solution to cool and settle.

5) You want to warm up the cum before use for maximum for sexual and because this stuff thickens when warmed. Be aware of that when mixing it!

Lame?

Can't you at least
Yknow
Dick a not-ugly Tia plush?

I'm a fan of some brostuff like Pegboard Nerds, Zomboy and Fox Stevenson. Maybe other post-dubstep groups too.
Just that it doesn't hold a candle compared to the original sound it represented in the 00s. I do agree it was more underground, dark and less appealing to mainstream than today's standards, plus you need good speakers/headphones to receive the essential bass that defines the genre.

I wont damage my build a bear Celly

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What gave you the brilliant idea to staple your dick to it though?

I'd totally fuck this.

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Me too

fuckin christ the top one in the third one looks like a fleshlight made out of colbyjack cheese.

Don't make me do the aeroplane trick

airplane trick?
is that the one where you slam into a building hoping to knock it down?

The Tony B'liar endorsed one? Hah

It's the one where I will make you eat your proteins whether you like it or not.

I'm not falling for that one again. dude.

EAT IT

I want to eat ass.

NO!

If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!

you stand no chance. I am a powerful necromancer.

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*unsheathes katana*

come at me!

top o' the morn' to ye

Morning!

See

REECEYPOO!

hey.yyy…..

sounds like you're in a good mood

HADDO

*wubs*

How are you?

no idea how I'm up so early, i only managed like less than 4 hours sleep last night, got a busier sort of day today

how's rubbable ruby?

I am well. Got up at 3 in the afternoon, had pizza for dinner, distracted my boss for a half an hour with a conversation about some math shit he didn't know about, and am planning to head out for an hour or so tonight to catch pokemon.

i'm glad I don't have a smartphone, pokemon go sounds like something i'd be insanely addicted to …

why so late at getting up ?

Because I went to bed at 6:30 AM.

o i c

ayy, I did it right this time!

Reece.

John.

It's time for unpopular opinions, starting where we left off, aka you

i don't know what an unpopular opinion would be.

Unpopular, like saying season 2 sucked (just an example)

Steven Universe is fucking atrocious.

that was the best season, you fucker.

I said just an example, don't set the dogs on me!

oh… well if I'm being honest, i never actually minded Twilight turning into an alicorn. i never understood the hate about that.

is that unpopular enough for you?

this is a god opinion.

I will set more than just dogs on you.

You must have one

Absolute blasphemy

i just thought it was kind of a natural progression.

an unpopular opinion?

Adventure time is absolute dogshit.

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I unironically enjoy Last Action Hero.

It fucked up the whole fourth season

I thought it was supposed to be getting better? I never watch it

That was an awesome movie, everyone who doesn't like it is just a cynical asshole

hawaiian pizza sucks.

The first Ghostbusters is painfully overrated.

hawaiian pizza taste awful.

oh wow literally this, i've never understood why it's as popular as it is, personally

season 4 is one of my favourite seasons tbh

I really don't like hawaiian pizza

Out to catch pokemon. Be back in an hour to an hour and a half.

Chinese food sucks
So does Mexican

BAH

see you l8r

I think inhumane farming tactics are metal as fuck, and enjoy eating meat for that reason.

owtheedge.jpg.png.exe

The Walking Dead is shit

Would you rank it over seasons 1&2?

I'm not joking though.

i think season 4 is on par with season 2. season 1 will always be my favourite doe

Also Applejack is worst pony

I will respectfully disagree

p.s. don't tell raptor I said that

NICE

I tell him all the time, don't worry.

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as much as I like pokemon, I think it's horribly overrated.

I prefer Digimon over Pokemon.

think you said you really like season 3, that's apparently an unpopular opinion

I never said that, but it's better than season 4 imo

I could make a whole list of things I hate about applejack, it's bad

yup, that's still an unpopular opinion

I hate hot dogs.

Gosh, I feel like I should say some thing I like that's unpopular, bashing stuff is cheap

I hate muscles, and think soft smooth features are something to be strived for.

i don't like donuts very much

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I didn't think the star wars prequels were that bad. There. I said it. I actually requested them when I was little over the original trilogy.

I don't like my little pony. I just like having cute things to look at.

Why is that?

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i don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

That's taking it a little too far

revenge of the sith is my favorite star wars movie specifically because of the bad acting.

See

thumbs up if you are lurking this thread in 2016

I find it almost unwatchable.

you'd watch it for a lifetime tho

jar jar binks was a good character.

Now you just want to make me mad.

Bounty Hunter was the best Star Wars game ever.

I loved the movie for the art. My parents got me this huge book of star wars episode 3 concept art when I was young and I saw how much effort was put into every design piece and it changed my view on the movie knowing so much more about it than the average viewer. Plus the pretty colors

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alright, you caught me.
I do like the revenge of the sith though.

crushes SUCK

This nigga.

I actually don't mind niggers. I only act racist because I think it's funny.

Where did we go wrong?

Guns n Roses can suck a dick

and so can ACDC

I'm probably retarded.

And none of the evidence is convincing enough?

Small breasts are better.

Ruse pls go

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I hate you.

that's in the south, where niggers are born in gutters.

the only crazy nigger type I have to worry about is the liberal college knucle dragger.

You do NOT.

Yes

NO

yes

Shut the FUCK UP SMUGLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN and I WILL.

Can I persuade you not to do it?

no

Well, okay.

You can try.

I'm pretty sure that was shot in Detroit
They even try to steal our history by saying Mozart was black just to make themselves feel better about not contributing anything to modern society. Also They shove the BBC conspiracy all the fucking time and it's just stupid yet I see it every other day with the trademark "Stay jealous whiteboiii"

encyclopediadramatica.se/The_Great_Black_Dick_Hoax

they are stupid, yeah, but the tamed ones make great workers.

Well as long as you aren't a cuck for BLM I think I can deal

Heyo bread, sup?

hello and goodbye
I'm going outside, wish me luck

fuck no.
I can be indifferent to blacks all I want. BLM is something else completely.

hey natty.
what's good?

I will not try.

whoops.

hey what's the 411

I hope you catch nothing but Pidgey

sup ho

Good luck, don't get stabbed by a dindu.

Vodka and pizza is good

America is having a chimp out in a week.

Not much

yes it is.

I wasn't invited to this party

I am drinking while waiting for pizza, what you doing?

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cant sleep so here i am yourself?

fine just not sleeping yourself?

yup.

no officer, it 's how high are you?

same.

That's a dangerously close proximity

just got like an hour before i'm all busy with life stuff

what time is it for you there?

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like 2;00 am

sleep who needs that

people who have lives?

Do you live in Washington?

Aren't drugs great?

heyyy

i can neither confirm nor deny that

maybe but as it currently goes i have no life

Howdy!
How are you?

yup. I'm not thinking at all. it's great.

how depressing.

And the cops are going to be needed to patrol, ready for more nigs to kill more pigs?

And you got dubs!

All Venonats I catch will be named Ball Squad

dont worry ill get somewhere in life but in life in order to have one you need to gain expertise at things and then apply them in the enviroment or field you want to put them in,

I did.

you got trips up there, did you see it when it happened?

I am going to confirm that anyways

It's so bullshit I can't throw firebombs without it turning into a race issue

i've got a busier sort of day today is all

what's gae upto?

Yep, it's rude to check your own gets though

Dress up in black face and wear nig clothes first, then it'll be an "outcry against injustice"

good luck
if I want another job I'm going to have to do a drug test.

go ahead im still not going to confirm it.

my plan is complicated it involves college but later right now i just need to get a job and move out of here this household i live in is not the best place for me to be in right now

Even if I had enough shoe polish and botox I don't have a nappy ass nig nog wig. Damn.

I wish to check them now.

hah. you're in the same situation I am.
that's funny
I have a job though haha.

Wear a shitty beanie, it'll look just like the shitty short curls a bunch of nigs have.

Thank you, so how high are you?

I have like a small bowl left, but 90% of it is stems. Should I go for it anyways?

I should be fine with drug tests if my job is local (after all my marijuana is medical)

Time to wreck some liberals then. I can't believe how much they meddle with affairs around here. God I hate this place.

I'm coming off it.
I was just about retarded for a moment there.

damn.
good for you then.

yeah so everythings under control so far now im just sitting here waiting with alot of lazy days going on for some people summer is the best time of the year but to me its alot of lazy uneventful days i might need to change that but i dont know.

you probably should.
how old are you? 19?

Relaxing, I have work tomorrow

Go you!

Coming down? You feel okay?

18 graduated actually so this is the summer after graduation i need to wait on something before i can get a job i promised my mom it

daily reminder to stay hydrated

If he is older than 15, I will be shocked.

yeah. I'm about to crawl in bed and watch kiki's delivery service.
why wouldn't I be?

pff. you got lots of time.
:o what are you waiting on? an egg?

dayum, have you had a nice few days of not workin'?

just a trip somewhere with my mom it would complicate things to get a job beforehand.

Seeing how much money they made on that breeding season game over how much work was actually done. I wish I still had photoshop and flash and new a programmer. I could animate in between shifts and workouts and still make more progress than them. Not to mention all the money!

They have been pretty good.
Got to use my new bench press and I've also been making tons of progress on my jogging.

Who kiki?

niiiiice.

where ya headed?

d-
the movie. it's a fuckin classic, has a cat and everything.
you've never watched kiki's delivery service?

disneyworld dont want to go into specifics

Right.
What kind of job are you looking for?

yep

i dont know for the most part something i enjoy thats the problem tho i gotta find what i enjoy because whats scary is i barely know myself because ive been in such a shitty household that almost everything makes me feel like shit or i begin to lose interest quickly

Right.

sorry if i said too much

Nah, you're good.

It's pretty fucking hard to find an enjoyable job I hear.

I require lewd

butt butt

Nope

yeah most jobs are pretty unenjoyable but i should manage

Boy howdy I sure do love posting this image

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You should it's great.

Good, you don't wanna become a loser, like me.

you still have it in you to do what you want you arent a loser untill you accept you are one.

youtube.com/watch?v=fTGZqaLpFbM

There is soooooo much wrong with everything about the existence of that picture. Please leave this dimension and return to oblivion.

I didn't know you had mlp lewds.
Also Howdy rap!

I'm just going to fuck up a lot, I know that.

At first I was going to get rid of it, but it's just so perfect in every way I can't bring myself to delete it

annnnnd i'm gone

see y'all in a few hours

I have a shameful amount D:

How're you going Gae?

I just got here myself :3

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G'nite, sleep tight, don't let the programming bugs terabyte

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Okay

Please….just…..no….

Good night~♥

Post your best

Just relaxing, yourself

It's a 10/10. Honest.

I will!

Heya Azzy, how're you?

G'day Scotch, how're you?

G'day RK, how're you going?

Not home alone, another time, when I am :3

I just got home from work and having dinner :3 some steak, carrots and some sort of broccolini or some such green plant like object.

G'day, how're you two?

fine :/

Noice!