Officially Uncucked Thread - Brazil Edition

THE NEW PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL:

The name already says a lot, 'Temer' means 'to fear' in Portuguese, which is a fair description right now that this man and the party he leads crashed the government with no survivors.


So 5 things you need to know about Temer as by CNN: edition.cnn.com/2016/05/10/americas/brazil-michel-temer/


1. Wall Street likes him.
Temer, a 75-year-old attorney and former speaker of the House known as a backroom negotiator, is someone investors seem to like.
He's head of the Brazilian Democratic Movement Party, which released a plan last fall detailing how it would help the country's economy rebound.
The Financial Times called it "the ultimate investors' wish list."
As political turmoil picked up steam earlier this year and the possibility of a change in leadership – with Temer at the helm – became increasingly likely, Brazil's Bovespa index has been trading at higher levels and the value of Brazil's currency has increased.


2. Most Brazilians don't.
A majority of Brazilians have said they think Temer should also be impeached and that they would prefer new elections. In an exclusive interview with CNN last month, Temer said that's not an option Brazil's constitution allows. But if the impeachment process goes forward, Temer said, getting Brazilians back on board with his government will be a priority.
That didn't convince one Brazilian lawmaker, who decried Temer as he voted to impeach Rousseff last month.
"Michel Temer is like a vampire from these horror movies. … It's like a virus, when immunity fails, the virus comes and contaminates the whole body. And it has contaminated this house," Rep. Weliton Prado said.


3. His wife is a former beauty queen with his name tattooed on her neck.

But there's at least one Brazilian who's firmly in Temer's camp: his wife.
Marcela Temer, a 32-year-old former beauty queen, has his name tattooed on her neck.
When Michel Temer published a book of poetry several years ago, titled >>>>"Anonymous Intimacy,"

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That's hot as fuck.
I'm OK with this. Godspeed, HueHues.

Will he bring back the Emperor?

Vote for Pedro.

Well Bravo then brazil.

Lebanese? I thought he looked kinda swarthy

Michel Temer is a crook and he will fuck this country. We need Jair Bolsonaro.

What do hue fags think of monarchy

Garbage. The tuga royals were always the uncultured dumb shits of Europe.

I see no point into instituting symbolism that will take up more resources and cost taxpayer's money when our country is already so fucked.

MAKE BRAZIL WHITE AGAIN

Reminder Brazil trolled the shit out of feminists in ENEM exams.


He is going to be elected next election ain't he?

Dubs confirm.

He is our Trump. By God might will we meme Bolsomito president with Olavo de Carvalho VP.

I'd never stop laughing

Hmm? What was this?

hahahaha, keep salty nigger

Less talk, more doing.

I doubt Brazil can be saved at this point, but congrats on trying.

Its basically a national competitive exam to enter public colleges because those are the best ones in the country, instead of the private ones (who have a shady reputation). Last year, the made the ENEM exams that injected feminist themes in the questions and required a essay to be written about violence against women. Several feminists were static about the theme being injected in the tests and were certain that they were going to be approved. Some months afterwards, the results were out and a large amount of people (most of them were feminists) failed and took it to Twitter to whine and bitch about it. According to some people who checked the essays, there were feminists who added hashtags and references to Twitter in a public college essay I shit you not. This was a big source of HUE for our countrymen, since we despise SJWs so fucking much.

Shit sorry for my shit English.

hahaha you must be a nigger

Brazilian Empire was the greatest power in the New World, RIP

I'm not a nigger.


Low energy bait. The only countries of worth in the New World were colonized by north Europe.

nice kennedi dubs

Pick one.

oh god femishits are pathetic


I agree, probably because they didn't fuck the natives so it didn't create a nation of mongrels

But Portugal was on North Europe.

Brazil is very mongrelized. It doesn't even make sense to talk about white, asian, nigger in this country. Race is so deemphasized, except when it comes to give quotas for niggers/mulattos and indians in the university.

naw bruh

Post more Marcela.

Good luck to him.

Currently Brazil is a crime infested hellhole where the average IQ is 80 and the people are negro or half-breed negro.

It's the fault of the leftards.

We could have a high culture and a decent society. But they keep pushing this shitty Marxist indoctrination. I wonder if it's not CIA sponsoring all this crap behind the curtains to keep our country underdeveloped. We know CIA cuts deals with drugdealers and traffickers in Bolivia, Peru, even with FARCs.

Those carnivals are legendary for getting many stacked brown girls who can dance and make you feel good showing up there would be easy pickings for a white dude who is fit and tall?

Incredible hard.

Really why? Isn't the white good factor so big over there?

why is there so much tranny porn out of brazil? is the country really full of them?

I was being sarcastic. It would be easier than shooting fish in a barrel.

I just finished watching a brazilian tranny porn video right before you posted your comment.

spoopy

I saw some YT vids of little nigger chidren pickpocketing people like all the time is this real? Can I hit them and get away with it? I mean if some kid puts his hand in your pocket and you give him a straight cross against the face and leave him there no harm no foul right?

You can get away with it as far as I know.

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In an August 2013 issue of The Anti-New York Times, published at a time when many of our blogging peers in the Alternative Press had fallen for the phony mania surrounding the CIA-turned-NSA agent Edward Snowden; your favorite geo-political prophets here accurately foresaw the NSA-linked chaos currently griping the 'B' in BRICS' (Brazil-Russia-India-China-South Africa).

Horn-tootin' time:

"If the history of the WikiLeaks "leaks" is any indication, then expect the coming Snowden-Greenwald "leaks" to "coincidentally" reveal damaging information about certain officials within the Brazilian government. (After-all, doesn't everybody have some skeletons in their closet?)

This Headline from the Huffington Post says it all:

Snowden Aftermath: Compromised Brazil Unlikely to Challenge Obama (here)

The piece is written by Nicholas Kozloff, an author and analyst of South American affairs. Kozloff reveals that the Brazilian government is nervous over what some of Snowden's leaks may contain!"

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Nailed it! (Sugar, stop gloating) Indeed, it is now known that NSA leaks are at the foundation of the "corruption charges" now targeting Brazil's leaders. (here)

The other main purpose of the Ed Snowden scam was to make it known (in a "friendly" way) to Brazil's political class that the NSA had the goods on them. An excerpt from Ed Snowden's full-page 2013 "Open Letter" to Brazil is very telling:

"Today, if you carry a cell phone in Sao Paolo, the NSA can and does keep track of your location: they do this 5 billion times a day to people around the world.

When someone in Florianopolis visits a website, the NSA keeps a record of when it happened and what you did there. If a mother in Porto Alegre calls her son to wish him luck on his university exam, NSA can keep that call log for five years or more.

They even keep track of who is having an affair or looking at pornography, in case they need to damage their target’s reputation.

American Senators tell us that Brazil should not worry, because this is not “surveillance,” it’s “data collection.” They say it is done to keep you safe. They’re wrong." (full letter here)
Be not deceived by the 'I-am-on-your-side' tone of Snowden's letter. What the self-admitted "ex" CIA spy was really saying to Brazil was, in essence:

Dear public figures of Brazil,

The NSA & CIA have got you by the balls! Do as they say.

Sincerely,

Edward Snowden

P. S. – I'm not part of this attack. I'm just giving you guys a 'heads-up'. I'm on Dilma's side. Really.

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NBC News: May 27, 2014, Headline:
EXCLUSIVE: Edward Snowden Tells Brian Williams: 'I Was Trained as a Spy'

How is that NBC's Brian Williams was able to get to the "fugitive" Snowden; but NSA-CIA can't?


"Edward Snowden, in an exclusive interview with "Nightly News" anchor Brian Williams, is fighting back against critics who dismissed him as a low-level hacker — saying he was "trained as a spy" and offered technical expertise to high levels of government.
"I was trained as a spy in sort of the traditional sense of the word, in that I lived and worked undercover overseas — pretending to work in a job that I'm not — and even being assigned a name that was not mine," Snowden said in the interview." (here)


Snowden the CIA spy, er, rather, the "former" CIA spy, eh? Thanks for that admission, Mr. Snow-Job! Thank you – thank you – thank you!

You see, the Snowden-Greenwald trick in Brazil is a close variation of the WikiLeaks take-down of Mubarek of Egypt, Berlusconi of Italy, and others during "The Arab Spring." The recent "Panama Papers" disclosure is yet another example of this CIA destabilization tactic.

1&2- Julian Assange's leaks conveniently took down Putin's Italian ally, Silvio Berlusconi.
3- Snowden's scam was aimed at taking down Putin's Brazilian friends.

Here is the secret recipe for destroying a goverment with weaponized leaks:

Step 1: Instruct the Piranha Press to artificially puff-up some heroic "whistle-blower" who is supposedly risking his life to expose America's dirty deeds (Julian Assange, Edward Snowden).

Step 2: After the "sheep-dipping" of the phony "whistle-blower" is complete, have him "courageously" dump a zillion pages of "leaks".

Step 3: Vilify and threaten the "whistle-blower" without actually going after him.

Step 4: Instruct CIA assets in the target nation's press to call for an "investigation" of the damaging allegations that oh-so-conveniently turned up amidst the volumes of leaks.

Step 5: Activate the flash mobs of foreign agent provacatuers, opposition political parties, paid protesters and idealistic college student-idiots. Be sure to equip them with professionally made banners and displays — including ones in English. Send the bill to George Soros.

Step 6: Through bribery or blackmail, activate CIA assets in the target nation's government to call for an "impeachment" of the naughty politician.

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That's exactly what the Globalists are doing to President Dilma Rousseff, and she understands very well that this is a brilliantly orchestrated coup attempt. Rousseff:

"I'm the victim of a great injustice. My government was the target of nonstop sabotage – the objective is to stop me from governing and therefore allow an environment inviting the coup."

President Dilma Rousseff's involvement with Putin's BRICS trade bloc has incurred the wrath of the Globalists. During a 2014 White House visit, she was denied a state dinner and deliberately disrespected by Puppet-Boy Obongo. This did not go unnoticed in Brazil.

Over 60% of Brazilians do not believe that Rousseff should be impeached, but a gang of compromised politicians, armed with NSA documents, continue to call for her dismissal. The investigation was triggered by information compiled from NSA surveillance of Rousseff, members of the Brazilian government, and the Brazilian oil giant, Petrobras.

The purpose of this wicked CIA-NSA-NGO-Soros political coup is to collapse the South American cornerstone of the BRICS alliance because the Globalists cannot control it. If Brazil's government falls, the BRICS alliance may disintegrate along with it. That's what Ed Snowden was all about; that's what Brazil's clearly rigged 7-1 loss to Germany during the Football World Cup that it hosted in 2014 was all about (here); that's what the Zika virus hoax is all about; and that's what the deliberate sabotaging of this summer's Olympic Games (to be hosted by Brazil) is all about.

1- A clearly thrown match humiliates football-obsessed Brazil.

2- Zika –A manufactured scare over a manufactured virus.

3- Horror stories about Brazil's "poor preparation" for this summer's Olympics.

The Globalists will have a hard time taking down Rousseff's popular government which, though left-leaning and probably corrupt to some extent (what government isn't?), has been pro-business and pro-sovereignty. At the same time, the NWO is also gunning for Putin, Xi Jinping and Donald Trump. You may want to grab a bucket of popcorn – because 2016 is shaping up to be very interesting, and very dangerous.

Brazil's excellent relations with Iran, in open defiance of U.S. & Israeli demands, is another reason why "the powers that be" want "regime change" in Brazil.

"Regardlesss of what this corrupt leftie chick did or didn't do, her real 'crime' liess in the fact that her government is a key component of BRICSs."

(If the Brazilian giant falls, it won't be long before the Globalists resurrect their failed FTAA scheme (NAFTA on steroids) to swallow up all of the Americas.)

Dilma was the second instance of a woman in charge fucking up the country to ashes (Zelia Cardoso de Mello being the first one).

Let that be a warning to you burgers.

Good goy

No, he won't, he's a Goldman Sachs puppet.


We need the monarchy

It is glorious and should be restored, the republic has never worked nor will it work.

A monarchy costs way less than our shitty republic, faggot, the imperial family is self sufficient already

While I wouldn't agree that it was the greatest power in the new world, it was certainly the second most powerful after the us. Daily reminder that Brazil had the world's 3rd most powerful navy, after the British and the Spanish .

Sure, we are mongrelized, but there are still white people. Its truly a rainbow country tbh, black people are being replaced by mixed people , your perception of it is Africa,but it just looks like europe is gonna look in 100 years if their shit continues

Brazil is one of the biggest tranny cesspools of the planet. Though I haven't seen many myself

First pic is me, second pic is anti monarchy huetard .

Thing is, he is a direct informant to the US government. We know which side he stands on.

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They probably just called in a few slightly capable guys to stave off absolute collapse.

Sorry Brasilbro… you're fucked. :(

Brazil is now less cuck than the UK
Bloody hell Holla Forums………

Europe is going to absolute shit these days, but you should probably save your celebration for when Tropa de elite stops being the daily favela reality.

What happened to tattoos being degenerate?

What monarchy would change? How is a conservative bloc going to be elected in a monarchy? All we have is crooked liberals that embrace the degenerate agenda. Except for Jair Bolsonaro, and even him has serious flaws like sucking too much kike balls.

Education in this country has been taken over by leftards.

I'm not sure, on one hand tattoos are degenerate and a sin in and of itself, but if it is in effect another wedding ring, which could be equally considered a heretical idol, then it's up in the air. I say I allow it to mark their owner

Yeah, the fact that it's on the back of the neck makes it seem extra submissive and hot.

Also… Most of these evangelical morons on the springing conservative movement are against abortion. They want us to sustain millions of subhuman shitskins that shit out 9 niglets on average.

Monarchy would give the emperor a moderating power over the nation, so the emperor, in simpler terms, could prevent the nation from going full retard. The imperial family is redpilled, they know about Vatican II and etc, so I don't think it will matter what the prime minister is for the time being.

Niggers don't do abortion, it usually hurts whites more, I believe we should cut bolsa família, and other nigfare programs.

Monarchy will never come to pass. Face it. There are too many vested-interests in this country that don't want that. Even with all the destruction caused by leftards their political fight is still taken as legitimate and not utterly ridiculed and scorned. The voting in the senate was one vote above the threshold for definitive impeachment. 55 votes…. fucking really… This country I shit you not.


I'm all for downsizing welfare. But the tards in charge don't want to do that, they are afraid of bad words. We are led by a bunch of faggots.

He's a naive neocon who was an inside informant for the US government.
He plans to privatize everything and bring the same kind of Austerity that destroyed Greece.
Also, his Finance Minister worked on many globalist banks before.

Ch-Checked nigga!

I'm glad your good-for-nothing parasite ass is getting the boot with the cut of 30.000 anointed Workers Party jobs in the government from the new Temer administration. Eat my dick subhuman.

All we need to do is meme the monarchy and it will gain more support, just as Trump is winning we can make our own thing , we just need nihilists like you to stop, and maybe not us but our children will see the monarchy. Never in the history of the republic has there been as much monarchists as now. Yes we are led by faggots , but we need to work to change that.

See:
New guy is Soros puppet.

He's a businessman. He gets along with everybody.

For me the priority is having a nationalist/nativist government that's anti-leftard and doesn't suck globalist cock. Monarchy will help to establish this sentiment, so I'm in favor of a monarchy.


True. It appears we the right-wing are getting really dominant in this country. Leftards have a grip on education but the population is questioning it hard. We can definitely meme a monarchy.

We gotta make a hue pol or BMW in order to meme this. Would you be on board?

Sure. I'm in.

I've made a board over at >>>/bgm/
I'll write some rules down tommorow but I have to sleep

Noice.