A thread about wanting to do something

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What do you wish to do right now?

I want to fuck you

LETS FUCK BABYCAKES

I want to be a girl

It's 1 in the morning I should probs sleep otherwise I'll fuck up the next day

Sleep is for the weak user.

You can get boob surgery, chop off your dick, and dress like a whore.

breasts i could get, i like my dick, but would be ok with a vag and i don't dress like a whore nor will ever dress like it.

I want to be a clone

Why not keep the dick and add a vag?

Doesn't work like that or if it would, it would be interesting say the least.
I wish that my dick would not get hard so often as it does, it annoys me so fucking much.

I've been wanting to eat some vanilla creme donuts for two weeks now, but apparently they're not available in this goddamn country

I want a badass computer but would settle for an Xbox 1

Opium

What the hell is an "economic rice"?

It's a rice that's economic, stupid.

i wish i could get a job but staying at home and masturbating all day feels so good

Rice with responsible fiscal qualities, dont you know anything?

I want to stab someone to death :((

Neat dubs.

I want to go home and smoke some herbal jew, and play with my hedgie but im stuck at work for 2 more hours

i want to celebrate the anniversary of the great habbo raid

I wish to travel the stars with an advanced starship that has a ai female personality and can project herself holographically

its too bad the earth is flat though

Figure out how much of a finite additive to a plaintext language is needed to mask the plaintext
Figure out how much oxytocin is released during sex, at orgasm, and after. Then determine the amount of damage this does to pair bonding over time.
Play some war thunder. Maybe red orchestra.
Read more of my books.

I want to do all of this at 5am in the morning.

I also want to stop cross board name fagging.

Or this. That would be pretty cool.

Good thing the earth isn't flat though

Thanks for clearing that up for me. Ta.

Any time, user.

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