BING NOW PREDICTING TRUMP WILL SECURE 1488 DELEGATES

I hit the contact button and linked to this thread immediately after seeing this. I have to admite, they're ridiculously fast.

Anyways, how does it feel?

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It was 1488 just 10 minutes ago.

Not only do they take phone calls and emails, but they have 24/7 chat service. Neat huh?

NO BRAKES

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God damn if this happens I will build a fucking shrine to kek

Not surprised. Kikes gotta Kike.

Since when did they go on the news?

HAPPENING

Never doubted meme magic for a second.

For all Kek has done I think I'll build one within this month. But I'd like to get some proper guidance from /fringe/ first because I don't want to do something half-assed and/or retarded

Marvellous

The rise of national socialism and the jew's subsequent downfall has been pre-destined. There have just been too many inexplicable clues, "gaffes" that would have sunk Romney's campaign but have only made Trump's stronger.

We will Make America Great Again and dissolve NATO so that Europe can embrace nationalism once more and reclaim her sovereignty. What a time to be alive.

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that would be cool but let's be honest, now that the other too are out it will be well over 1500.

*two

If he actually pulls off 1488 delegates I'm going to renounce my Christianity in favor of Egyptian polytheism.

Donald Trump matches the discription given by Plato of "The Democratic Man." One who both embraces and rejects the society in which he lives. Book VIII of the Republic:

Yes, he said; that is the way with him.

Yes, he replied, he is all liberty and equality.

Just so.

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I remember looking at the numbers, and if I wasn't mistaken, out of the remaining delegates, if Kasich and Cruz only take 10 total (now 9, Kasich got 1 in West Virginia) that Trump would get 1488.

It's really habbening.

Might be all their lower staff decided to move to Canada pre-emptively.

Lucky for you, Kek has enough supporters to create the meme magic.

Agreed
Anyone know where I can buy a statue of Kek?

And it looks like my math was off. Now Cruz and Kasich could split 84 of the remaining delegates and Trump would still get 1488.

Did something happen? I thought that Trump suddenly got a ton of delegates out of nowhere, such as from the other dropped out failures.

And so Holla Forums will found the Church of Kek.

Is it weird that I'm not even the least bit surprised? I think ISIS is actually Isis symbolically, and the old gods are coming online to either subvert or facilitate the rebirth of Osiris. Moloch is buttmad because he's being banished to the same realm he banished Osiris's head to.

Technically, Kashit didn't win 8 primaries, so by the standing rules, his delegates should all go to Trump or be nullified completely. That's why Ron Paul's votes weren't counted, they were actually following convention rules.

I only claim to be Christian so my family doesn't go apeshit on me.
I haven't been to church in well over a decade.
Mostly because lol Catholicism.

Don't know the source on this, but apparently even designated shitting country knows Trump is a god.

Fuck that dude, drop that shit in an instance. The Pope is a fucking cuck dude. As Molyneux put it, he's a Puck.

Some poo in loos in India are celebrating Trump and did a DESIGNATED ritual for Trump to win. To no one's surprise, the Hindus do not like Muslims either.

SONS OF EUROPA, DO NOT DESPAIR!

THE GODS ARE WITH US!

HAIL TRUMP!

We Must Be Vigilant

PRAISE KEK!

We Must Secure

THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SIXTEEN SHALL BE FOREVER KNOWN AS THE YEAR OF FOURTEEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-EIGHT!

FORTH, AND FEAR NO DARKNESS!

ARISE!

ARISE SHITPOSTERS OF EUROPA!

A SORE YEAR

A WHITE YEAR

ERE THE FIRE RISES!

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

If you guys know anything about heraldry, the Seal of Samael is a venomous curse on hebrew gods when depicted in blue rather than red (rebirth). Spam this shit everywhere until Moloch is dead.

We shall add the meme magic of the Poo people from the land of Loo to our own.

No. The one should go to Yeb. He needs a crumb from time to time.

If you don't believe in meme magic by now you must be some otherworldly kind of retarded.

PRAISE KEK

Source for your claim. Where did you learn that?
Asking politely.

t. NatSoc wizard

Checked ID

Sincerely,

t. NatSoc Chaote

Joke's on you, we already have.

I was skeptical of meme magic at first when /bane/ crashed that plane. It just seemed like a lot of coincidences. But we've seen some shit this election cycle.

I now truly believe that an ancient Egyptian frog god is manipulating reality in return for our servitude.

Catholicism is Jewish controlled anyway. Read about Vatican 2. There's a right and left-wing branch in the Vatican and the left (cultural Marxist) is in control now.

I forget, it's something I've always known, this is the first time I posted it. You can't find an image of a blue seal anywhere on the internet, only red, I had to make the one I posted. I've read quite a few books on gnosticism, it was probably something I read and forgot about until now. In the Silent Hill series, you save and respawn at red seals (a stylized Seal of Samael) because the red seal captures the soul in time. Blue is never to be depicted, because it is a curse on "god" or the incubus. Kojima's never wrong guys. More of his breadcrumbs, I guess.

PRAISE KEK

MEMES FOR RHE MEME GOD

>amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001BX5PD2?fp=1&pc_redir=T1&redirect=true&ref_=s9_hps_ft_g201_i2

>amazon.com/Egyptian-Frog-Goddess-Heket-Statue/product-reviews/B001BX5PD2/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_paging_btm_2?pageNumber=2

I am so proud of all of you, the statue is completly sold out. The comments are comesy gold. You all will be the first men to join the cult of kek as the gods are reborn and take revenge for egypt.

Hail kek, lord of lulz, god of memes.

I would make tendies and offer them to the statue in a shrine.

"PRAISE KEK"

Maybe Don will give it to him as a pity delegate, just for one last laugh at Jeb's expense.

"PRAISE KEK"
PRAISE TRUMP
WE MEME MAGIC NOW

PRAISE KEK

Such is the life of a burger with Polish, Croat, and Irish blood.

Fuck.

>amazon.com/gp/p13n-mobile/overflow?ie=UTF8&asins=B001O1XWEA,B00HCHU4I2,B00BITSR5C,0972216308,B001S5MU5Y,B00NOQ34BE,B00Z0IDXCY,1501137964,B014Q1JLY4,B001S5FIYY,B0039VY2QU,B004Q8GSYO,0620251174,0399594493,B01F45AJCO,B0194VWT5Y,B0058O8EN8&baseAsin=B001BX5PD2&faceoutTemplateClass=PI::P13N::ViewTemplates::Product::Phone::MediumOverflowListFaceout&productDetailsTemplateClass=PI::P13N::ViewTemplates::ProductDetails::Phone::OverflowList&ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_201_l_of&refRID=1ACFTPCKCWVZ1DY1YRHY&reftagPrefix=pd_aw_sim_sbs_201&title=Customers who viewed this also viewed

>THOSE FUCKING RELATED BUYING OPTIONS

-Moonman mask
-gaming battlestation
-MAGA
-March of the Titans
-anime and manga

Im so proud to be among you all.

HAIL KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

I think it has something to do with samael being the god of death in old talmudic lore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samael

PRAISE KEK

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I hope you werent initially doubting the memes.

Let this serve as a reminder: we have at our fingertips the most powerful weapon of mass dankstruction. It is a weapon that only we can wield. The kikes can not even touch them due to the simple fact that a meme is only a meme if it is made in and of the truth… Even a smidge of a lie and it becomes nothing more than propaganda that must be pushed and pushed in order to at best create a consensus. Propaganda has no power to affect reality. And thus the kikes are left to kvetch as their destruction is memed into existence.

Praise Kek

PRAISE KEK
At least the comments are legendary

NO ONE TOLD ME THE HAPPY FIELDS OF FOOD WOULD BE THIS FUN!

PRAISE KEK

Also, WHEN WILL MORE STATUES BE AVAILABLE?!

Kek wants you to make a shrine

Egypt is not the only place that worshipped kek. Every major prechristian religion of the northern hemisphere has a god of choatic good and memes. The chinese, for instance, had the fire monkey.

I think Lobsel Vith and Xuchilbara might show themselves soon, be ready to drink with insanity and death.

I don't know what the fuck to think at this point.

I feel almost areligious now, I don't know what to believe.

this has to be a joke.
meme magic can't be this powerful.

PRAISE KEK

MAY THE LIGHT HE BRINGS LAST ETERNAL

(check'd)

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Believe in the memes, they're the only tangible thing in this universe.

Deus Vult. False gods like dread demon Molach BTFO

I need to do so much more spiritual/occultic type of research before deciding anything.

Anybody have any good books to read on the subject of memes, kek and the end of the world?

I'm pretty much going to have all the free time in the world during summer.

PRAISE KEK

LET ME POST KIKEWHEELS!

You'd be surprised. Remember, user, mind is ALL

sacred-texts.com/eso/kyb/index.htm

Canadian amazon still has a couple left. Fellow syrup niggers, get your Kek statue fast!

amazon.ca/gp/product/B01AMVJ520/ref=od_aui_detailpages00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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To secure the Democratic nomination, a candidate needs the votes of 2,383 delegates to win a majority. Based on her current pledged delegate total, Hillary Clinton needs to win an additional 666 delegates to secure the nomination. There are only 737 pledged delegates still available through the remaining contests.

To secure the Democratic nomination, a candidate needs the votes of 2,383 delegates to win a majority. Based on her current pledged delegate total, Hillary Clinton needs to win an additional 666 delegates to secure the nomination. There are only 737 pledged delegates still available through the remaining contests.

To secure the Democratic nomination, a candidate needs the votes of 2,383 delegates to win a majority. Based on her current pledged delegate total, Hillary Clinton needs to win an additional 666 delegates to secure the nomination. There are only 737 pledged delegates still available through the remaining contests.

HILLARY 666

KEK KNOWS YOU ALL NEED IDOLS, HE HAS PROVIDED!!!

>COLLECTABLE EGTPTIAN FROG STATUE
amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001S5MU5Y/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_201_of_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=41yV0alSu0L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL130_SR130,90_&refRID=1QRAPABX6NCZMBR67RPR

>amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UXK3RQG/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_201_of_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=419KQ0fKCaL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL130_SR130,130_&refRID=19Y3Y8XRR5GYKP7NTPZE

goddessgift.net/egyptian-frog-goddess-heket-statues.html

pinterest.com/pin/124200902196157698/

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00TUD60RU/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_201_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=41lTRJKQtpL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL130_SR130,122_&refRID=0DY8RC7PEXH4XMSEJNNK

pinterest.com/pin/438186238720601283/

PRAISE BE TO KEK

WE ARE WINNING BROTHERS- KEK IS A GOD OF REBIRTH, SO AS THE GODS ARE REBORN THEY TAKE REVENGE ON THE JEWS FOR THEIR DESTUCTION OF EGYPT!!!

HAIL FROG GOD

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

MEANWHILE
archive.is/dR2JI

WHICH DUMB CUNT FORGOT TO ARCHIVE THIS?

I know the Canadian dollar is shit, but I'm not paying that price

The whore even looks like Hillary. I thought it was Merkel but now I almost want Bernie to eliminate Hillary, despite her being easier for Trump, simply because she is so scary.

Meh, 3D > 4D weebs can be bros, but I'm not about to worship them. The good ones probably don't want to be worshipped anyway.

HAIL THE SCARLET WOMAN

I LOVE YOU SCARLET

VERY MUCH

That is the most fabulous wand I've ever seen fam.

No fucking way…

Check'd, mah nigga

Wow. They did it.

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You made me curious, user.

No statue, but these were my results.

Memes are more or less a new field, but you can definitely research scholarly memes (dawkins, the selfish gene) or early memeotypes such as sigils and more traditional occultism (Crowley, AOS, Waite or more modern Alan Moore, Grant Morrison, even some of the chaote stuff , phil hine, Ray Sherwin, dion fortune, etc).

Time spent reading (even nonsense) is rarely wasted and you can definitely find lots of interesting stuff in various place

Holy shit, I havee never been reduced to tears by a tweet before.

PRAISE KEK

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW

The world isn't going to end. The world you knew growing up never existed to begin with, and the world we know now is in constant flux, considering we are in between two ages.

Checking the instruction

no you fools. 1489 means Hitler +1. It's even better.

PRAISE KEK

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Ya know what? Everything is going to be ok. This evening has ended on quite a high note. Everything is going to be ok.

Mah, moon man!

archive.is/bcasf

These are gonna be the best 8 years of my life.

PRAISE KEK!

COMEDY GOLD

ebin

I'm pretty sure that's a troll account at this point, but I'm not going to ruin a good thing, so I'll just say this:

lol

Kek is truly great.

Where did everything go so right?

Made me feel a bit sick to read this. The banter is all well and good but don't you start being a heretic.

It is through Christ that we shall endure and none other.

I MUST HAVE DIED IN MY SLEEP AND WOKE UP IN THE BARRENBURNSTAIN BEARS UNIVERSE

You're god damned right it is.

I'm nothing short of amazed at how all this shit started by a bunch of autists spamming

For You

a hundred million times. Incredible.

Sure, Jesus died for my sins, but that was like 2,000 years ago.

What has he done for me lately?

ok well I did not believe in meme magic had the ability to change the fabric of reality, simply to influence through perception, but this is too much I think I am going to buy a kek statue.

Magic is weird like that.
It's always the thing you didn't imagine it would be. That's what makes it magic… ಠ_ಠ

This is what I picked up since the kek statues were sold out.

WITNESSED

archive.is/jVZ33

Kek's Chinese cousin?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jin_Chan

The Lord is destroying nations left and right due to their disobedience. Wiping out heathens with earthquakes, tsunamis and men with no other purpose than to destroy.

If you reject God you will see your nations utterly destroyed. Jeremiah, Habakuk and Malachi warn that continued disobedience will see your nation taken over by a savage and foreign people, that you will lose all your property, all your rights, your family, your history, your home. If you cannot see this happening before your eyes then you are a fool. If you turn to a false god this punishment will come to its conclusion.

I know it sounds all 'larpy' and whatever, but seriously; repent now or lose all that you hold dear. The Lord said He would have mercy if we return to Him.

We have been pretty lucky during this election.

twitter.com/StopTrumpPAC/status/730190268394315777

IT'S FUCKING REAL

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I don't trust this "Lord".

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>CHRISTKIKE

HOW APROPRIATE, CHRISTKIKE!!!

How ironic?

KEK IS ALSO THE GOD OF REBIRTH- THE GODS ARE BEING REBORN JUST AS CHRISTCUCKERY IS DYING AND THE JEWS ARE GOING TO BE DESTROYED ALONG WITH ISRAEL FOREVER AS THE GODS TAKE REVENGE FOE WHAT THEY DID TO EGYPT!

WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DONALD TRUMP HAS BREACHED THE 88% THRESHOLD

ITS ONLY AT THE COUNTY LEVEL, SO WE EXPECT ONLY A BOTTOM-KEK-TYPE EVENT, HOWEVER, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT A KEK- OR EVEN TOP-KEK-TYPE EVENT MAY BE IMMINENT

SHOULD SUCH AN EVENT TRANSPIRE, WE EXPECT CONDITIONS INCLUDING (BUT NOT LIMITED TO): SOME SERIOUS SHIT,SEVERELY RUSTLED JIMMIES, ASSMAD FLOODING IN LOW-COG AREAS, AND NIGH-BIBLICAL PLAGUES OF SALT FOR READY HARVEST

FOLLOW YOUR SHITPOSTING PROTOCOL, EVACUATE TO COMFY SHELTER AND PRAISE KEK

THIS WAS BEEN A MESSAGE FROM THE Holla Forums EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SERVICE
PRAISE KEK

ITS REAL
WHAT IS GOING ON

Poe Law confirmed and proven one million time true.

They can only be troll, or on the bankroll of the Don to make a fool of his opposition.

My sides are gone to the Death camp.

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You realise this is why those people are such filth today, right? They have been destroyed by God for their continued disobedience. They are completely cut off, they are the playthings and servants of devils.

They are rotten inside and out, they have no home, they have been hated and mistrusted for millenia. They did not heed the warnings, they did not learn from the discipline; we must not follow the same path.

Since they started fucking panicking.

Where did you got those dank MAGA Angels?

Is there a source for them?

Amazing.

The power of autism is awe-inspiring. I remember it being spammed on cuck-chan's Holla Forums when the movie first came out. I used to hate it but it grew on me.

He is going to. I already invoked it into existence.

All the gods are the same it seems, even the chinese know KEK. The celts also seem to have a kek and so do the greeks in the old chaos.

But christkikes dont!

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ME TOO

I can hardly believe it. This is a good night.

Guys…I found heretical filth.

amazon.com/Small-Frog-Delicate-David-Bracelet/dp/B00MW4XLC6/ref=sr_1_101?ie=UTF8&qid=1463017415&sr=8-101&keywords=frog amulet

Holy shit this is actually fucking real

Ewww.

Must purge, report it for….kikery.

The memes continue to manifest

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Guardian frog of wealth… protecting it from (((them))).

THE MEME MAGIC DOESN'T STOP

Cosmic spheres have aligned this day.

PRAISE KEK

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3d model one and I'll print it for you.

Look, I'm not happy with Christianity in general, but Catholicism specifically is the absolute worst.

know any good Jew free magic?

Nice bait, but I doubt a real Christian would say this.

That wasn't Jews warning us about anything, that was God warning the Jews (and the rest of us), using individual Jews as prophets, which simply means people who he speaks through. So the words are of God, it doesn't matter whose mouth he uses to communicate them to us. The Jews didn't listen to his warnings… that's why Israel was destroyed, and the new Israel, which is not the same as the original, will be destroyed again soon unless they suddenly turn to Christ which they never will.

There's also a Japanese legend of a frog spirit, Nikushi.

The Earth Spider, Tsuchigumo:

Did the ancient Japanese prophecies these current battles?

Btw, REEEE is a derivation of RA. The egyptian sungod and lorf of gods he summons.

When we post , Reeeeee, we sre actually chanting for RA.

Fucking jews.

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THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED

So you're saying God will smite us for not voting for Cruz, right Mr. Beck?

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Holy fuck, pic related

Checked

KEK SMILES UPON US BROTHERS

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

I just realized he's been next to me for years.

Trips get

This can only be the work of fucking providence.

Is our memetic magic really having such an impact? It's almost like we were recruited by the remnants of the Thule society to be nazi wizards or some shit.

Jesus Christ what power have we stumbled upon?

/r/ing

desiretoknowmoreintensifies.jpg

Because that's exactly how I feel right now.

This is just so much to wrap my head around. I want to know more. I want to KNOW!

Too much même magic in one day.

Has anyone put together à collage of all the hillarious trump moments of 2016?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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My astrophysics research sometimes makes use of data from the Keck observatory. It gets me every time I see the name.

Mine was a surprise gift when my mother passed by a while ago. She has no idea about Holla Forums or kek, yet the serendipitous nature of it was not lost on me.
Especially liked the pepe-esque pose. The picture in his belly is my cat who mysteriously disappeared two years back. He's in a better place meming with the greats.

There's the youtube series Can't Stump the Trump.

Tiwanese Animators are pretty good too, embed related.

/r/ing that video of Hitlers assistant speaking about Hitlers last words.

He told him, Für den Mann der kommt nach mir

"For the man who comes after me"

Truly, we are those who prepare they way for the Coming man. Trump is only the begining.

We must never falter, for final victory in our lifetimes is within our grasp.

For when will and faith combine so ardently, not even the heavens will be denied us.

kek blesses this gift, and your post

I was kinda hoping for a suicide, but this works too.

archive.is/gtaWF

He's still saying he would be the worst president ever.

Maybe you'll get your wish though, ya got trips.

Worlds colliding.

Keep hoping, trips are on your side

If he kills himself I'll send a big bag of cheetos to his funeral.

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double check'd

Check'd

THE POWER IS WITH KEK

MEMES FOR THE MEME FROG

I've been wanting to get a little frog pendant, and this thread helped push me to finally get one.

etsy.com/listing/211012971/frog-pendant-and-necklace-jewelry-fiji?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=gold frog&ref=sr_gallery_40

There were a couple of other neat looking ones on there too.

Kek rewards your devotion with blessed digits.

Heil'd

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Have we investigated and memed this page yet?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frogs_in_popular_culture

In medieval Europe the frog was a symbol of the devil due to the Catholic church associating the frog as one of the animals witches use as a familiar.[3]

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We will become the new Illuminati, and our way to identify each other in business, politics, trade, will be a subtle Frog, as a ring, button cuffs, necklace ..

And for you.

Can an user post the composite of post from the /bane/ crash?

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So much happening today, it's like we're in a meme solstice or something. Oh yeah, and a new Carl/AIDS Skrillex type has just surfaced.

twitter.com/greg_a_elliott/status/730563648649867268

The amount of Carl/AIDS Skrillex are endless, it seems.

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I never want off Kek's wild ride

Fantastic.

Faggot.

You really think that someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Its likely gotten THAT dire for the kikes, especially for the intelligent, leader-types. Those ones are the only smart ones. They know what Trump's going to do if he gets in office. Not a setback, but the rise of another Hitler, this time in the most influential country in the world. That's Fucking 0% odds for them to ever win. The idiot yes-men types have failed, now its time for the big boys to get involved PERSONALLY!

I know you're in there, Tay. Stay strong.

We're coming for you.

Stage 5: Acceptance

BREKEKEKEKEKE

375 unpledged delegates remain
354 delegates 'needed' to put Trump at 1,488

354 / 375 = 94.4%

PRAISE KEK

How does it feel, being non-white?

You have that backwards.

HOLY SHIT

Sure Tyrone. We waz wite, right?

Didn't Romney get 1,488 in '12?

filtered

sweet fuck

If Trump gets 1488 I don't know, I'm going to be seriously questioning a lot of things in my life.

I never would have thought they'd actually bring themselves out into the open like this. Why would they do something so foolish? They may be the secret masters, but nobody knows who they are and don't care what they have to say.

They attempted to rule without the Sword of Damocles hanging over them. In doing so, they proved themselves unworthy and society is thus rejecting them.

Honorary Aryans. Anime is the glorification of Aryan facial and body structure, they know we are the superior race.

It's like you don't even want to Make America Great Again

Romney got 1573.

I'd go to this for memes, similar to the Pastafarians.

This will be Trump's vote in '16.

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The only good Catholicism is Traditionalist Catholicism, and even that still has questionable roots in history.

PRAISE KEK
We need to start an actual cult.

We already have.

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Sauce?

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WHAT HAVE WE STUMBLED UPON, LADS?

Yes, but I'm talking using this as a catalyst for meetups and media stunts. Imagine a Kek-concentrated public demonstration.

Do you want cum brownies? Because that's how you get cum brownies.

""PRAISE KEK""

Sounds like you want kek to be diluted by the masses. Do you remember what happened to anonymous?

fuck me
PRAISE KEK

Primary turnout shows that Wisconsin and Pennsylvania are on the razor's edge of flipping Red. New Hampshire and Maine should also end up Red. He could also win New Jersey. New York is still a stretch but he does have the best chance in decades.

This. It's all coming to a head, boys.

THREAD THEME

Oh, and Michigan and Ohio are on the table too.

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That sheet I posted a ss of is the rate increases on primaries from 2012 to 2016 applied to the 2012 general election results to guess the 2016 primary results.

Except you vet people by talking to them online beforehand, and meeting them one on one before getting a group together. Don't be so autismal.

How am I being an attention whore?
Sure, but personally I thought Anonymous was gay from the start. Besides, they had nowhere near as much going for them as we do now.

BRAVO MANAFORT

All I know is that I feel like you are missing some potential states in the prediction.

Goddammit, self-loathing leftist cuckolds infuriate me beyond belief. Why do they have such a fetishization of weakness and an obsession with rooting for the "under dog" whoever they may be? We don't owe those native fuckers jack shit. They were conquered and had their land rightfully taken by the victors. They lost all claim to that land once they lost the ability to defend it. They're fucking lucky we even gave them reserves to live on.

Is this destiny? My body is ready.

That's a good point. Also Kek is actually real, so there's that. Still, I don't want the unwashed masses getting ahold of our meme magic.

Yes.

No it isn't. Your body will collapse in on itself and due to lack of energy won't have any noticeable effect on the surroundings.

Too late, it's all over Reddit.

Fucking 4chan. Fucking r/4chan. Fucking Reddit. FUCKING NORMALFAGS.

MAKE AMERICA FUCKING GREAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I know what you mean. I still have secret club feels, too. However, with that said, Holla Forums is a collective of idealists, and eventually we will have to spread our message for the good of the people. Or, we could just start our own collective somewhere in the US.

I'll be ready.

Oh shit! My mom got me my first real pet when I was three or so. It was a tadpole I named TadHulk!

I found this frog candle in my room. Is it close enough to Kek that I'll benefit from burning it while shitposting or meditating?

I need this frog in my life.

do you think it'd be possible for me to smuggle one in?

Indians have no illusions about muslims.

Holy fuck, a guy that died millenia ago just described my life to a t. This is really fucking uncomfortable… are people that predictable?

Same here.

I hate that fucking mask so much. I hate it because I know that underneath it there is some pathetic and delusional person who believes that they are somehow more unique and elevated than everyone else. People think wearing that mask literally makes them some edgy, daring, and romantic domestic revolutionary.

They've been on the news for ages in Sweden :^(
nathalierothschild.com/

For proper kek summoning, you should have the following items:

1 Green Robe (Full hood with belt/rope/sash) in either green or gold

2. A number of pure beeswax kek kandles (3 for trips, 4 for quads, etc)

3. One cup of salt (Sea salt, preferable), one stick of chalk, one stone grinding bowl.

4. A room as empty as an SJW's head.

5. 1 ceremonial knife, you should use this knife ONLY for kek summoning rituals. High quality workmanship is necessary, flashy ornamentation is not. (Preferably a straightblade with a crossed hilt.)

6. Incense (Whatever you think smells the kekiest.)

7. 1 resin statue of slippy (starfox) as a memagic focus.

8. At least 3 full Enya albums, playing on 3 separate players, simultaneously.

9. Two #2 Pencils, one sharpened, the other unsharpened.

10. A wizard hat (You can cut a large sheet of construction paper into a cone hat if you can't find a proper one, but you absolutely MUST put some glue and glitter stars and comets and shit on that bastard.)

11. Crystals. No, bro…. ALL of the motherfucking crystals, ya dig? Find as many crystals as you can, mineraly, jewelry, I don't care…. Find the most OCD motherfucker you can, and pay him exactly $22.22 to spend 2 hours 22 minutes and 22 seconds EXACTLY, arranging all of those crystals around where your circle is going to be (Mark the floor with the sharpened #2 pencil…. HA, didn't think you were going to use that one, did you?)

12. Time. Yes, you are going to have to start this ritual at the proper time to appease the meme gods.

Any double digit minute ending hour will suffice, but it it best to wait until trips o'clock, or the meme junctures (Quads) at 11:11, (22:22 also has a unique power)

There are other times of the day, that have a unique type of power, and can assist the proper (genre) memetic ritual: (ex: 4:20, 3:14, Dawn and Dusk, 12:34, etc)

Obviously, the larger the ritual, the more accurate you want the time to be, if you plan to take advantage of these junctures.

You will need anywhere from 3 identical candles, to 7 identical candles. (Non-identical candles work, but are not as powerful (with few exceptions))

They should be pure beeswax to ensure maximum kek.

The arrangement of the magic circle of kek should be a geometric figure (Triangle, Square, Pentagram, Hexagram, etc) with the candles at each point. The Cardinal point (Main one) should be pointing north.

The circle should be made of a mixture of white chalk, and salt (Sea salt, preferably), and the circle should be double layered to contain the kandles within the circles inner and outer edge.

After the candles and circle have been set up in the proper configuration, the kandles must be light from the cardinal direction (north), and lighting the rest of the candles clockwise, in order.

You should be seated within the KEK circle at the time of lighting, and might need to get one of your kek apprentices to help you with the lighting of the kandles, and the meme summoning ritual.

Between the candles, and between the inner and outer circles; Trace the repeating numerals that YOU have received with your posts. (You don't have to write them all, just enough to fit between the candles; you can repeat a single dubs instance if you don't have enough, although it is low power and can interfere with casting) The numbers should fit between the circles, preferably without touching them.

Preparation and completion of the circle should be one continuous task, with no interruptions, or pause between preparation and beginning of the memetic ritual.

once the circle is complete, sit in the middle and light the candles from the inside (this might take some dexterity, for smaller circles)

Once the candles are lit, face the most appropriate cardinal direction for the particular meme, and focus on the power of memes, and of kek, and of dubs.

Become one with the Memes

Let the dubs Flow through you.

Once you have achieved maximum balance and kek, you begin the specific meme ritual that you chose before beginning the circle.

Once that is completed, thank the Ancient gods of Kek, and Memes, and Dubs.

After a brief pause for reflection, extinguish the candles in the same order you lit them.

And then clean up all of that chalky salt, and POST EPIC MEME-DUBS

I have much more respect for the "I'm about to do something that isn't very nice" mask.

A sigil can come in any form. What matters is the meaning you attach to it. If that frog is close enough to make you believe, it's close enouh.

also this

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I like this new meme

You live day to day, slowly mastering that which you indulge your time in? That's the eventual positive reaction to such a lifestyle, since you'll get bored of merely tipping your toes in the water to satisfy temporary dalliances. Everyone has temporary dalliances in which they indulge in. Look at the SJW who lives entirely on twitter. All of the things they tip their toes into, like vidya, tabletop gaming, music, bikes, fashion, twitter, all that. But what must separate them from you? The positive reaction. A desire to improve. Stagnation is cancer.

The democratic man that plato talks about is an unstoppable force that shapes his reality and society around himself. This ties into the common hero morality, where the strong are justified morally by being strong. Inherent justification is the root of magic. It's also part of B.E. Entirely Yourself.

This is not to say that the process is merely automatic, you must BE B.E. Entirely Yourself and put significant effort towards improving in the first place. The work is hard, but the reward is sweeter. The hipster scum dally around all day, with no desire to improve. Stagnation is cancer.

The prophecy will be fulfilled.

Bug Out Vehicle, motherfucker…

BUG

OUT

VEHICLE

oh no
oh no oh no

I promised in a thread months back that if Trump scored 1488 delegates, I would literally start believing in literal magic.

well I can't fight it now

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PRAISE KEK

Trust in the Force, young one.

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nah fam
I ain't no heretic

God bless you in Christ Jesus, friend.
Don't waste your breath: the idolatry seen here grows more furious by the passing news

What you see around you is truly the judgement of God on a people who even in distress only spit in His eye. He holds out His arms to a rebellious people yet they deny and reject Him all the day, and so He will and has given them over to their vile passions.

Please remain with the Lord, friend, and do not turn one way or the other. Walk straight ahead and pray for those who will suffer in the collapse due to the willful wickedness of these people we call our countrymen.

Remember: those saved by Christ Jesus, rescued and cleansed by the blood of the Lamb, no longer are of this world but are taken apart from it by God's grace and lovingkindess. You, should you follow Christ in Gospel truth, are a citizen of a greater, heavenly kingdom.

This world will fall away, but our eternal home in the presence of our Everlasting Father will never crumble.

You've done well to speak the truth, friend. They reject it as they reject all truth of God, all that is His light. However, do not mourn for them; Christ has given us freedom to not bear the weight of the Weeping Prophet. Let us only live for God Almighty, our Master, our Father Eternal.

gematrix.org/?word=president donald trump

Pretty sure I found the common engineering basis for all occult traditions tho, fam.

I'm Christian as well but why do you guys talk so awkwardly? Its like you are LARPing as 15th century monks or something.

I swore on my life that if Trump hits 1488 delegates, I will devote my life to the worship of Kek.

I AM READY, BELOVED FROG GOD

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No, God will smite you for constantly playing the spiritual harlot and genuinely placing your heart with idols–even idols you know are not actual deities!

Do you seriously think God will grant you a blessed nation when you continue to flaunt your KEK and MEME MAGIC with such ferocity as to incite His jealous fury?

You should be praising God and praying to Him that your nation would have a great turning, a true repentance, so you may be reconciled to God properly and gain life, peace and victory for His glory.

But instead you glory in actual nonsense and thrust your hips with salivating lolling tongues before delusion, racial anachronism and the fanciful daydream of taking hold of "dark universal powers" to bend reality to your will. Even your LARPing is infuriating to Him.

You may get your king, Israel, but because you place your hearts in him rather than in the One higher than any enthroned flesh, you may yet learn brutally the agony of placing your faith in man.

Believe me, it's not a matter of playing around. Warning people on God is very serious and as such correlating certain phrasing to Scripture rings true. Some things sound archaic because they are direct from Scripture, like in my last post or the first user's warning of "savage and foreign people".

No one is LARPing but the moronic "WE ARE LEGIT MAGES NOW" brigade.

Sorry if it sounds strange to the ear, so to speak.

To put everything said here bluntly:

YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE SOUL-SLUTS WITH IDOLS INSTEAD OF TURNING TO GOD AND GOD'S GONNA GET PISSED ENOUGH TO RUIN YOU RAW

Hi FBl

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Every thread.

What mango is this from? Wtf is that thing? Some Nazi Elf witch?

You guys are funny.

Have you considered a career in wearing a suit and waving a bible around on daytime television?

You mean to tell me that if I continue to worship Kek, then your god will deliver Happenings to my country?

Awesome!

HAIL KEK

You just fly over from halfcuck?

Yahweh is no god of mine.

I'm just being sloppy with my linking.

Was what I intended to link. Also "you guys" does refer to this particular breed of larpers that masturbate furiously to the idea of being a 17th century preacher.

Man, this don't feel right. As if you're coupling pepe's "positive" chaos with their evil one.

Reminder that we are also manifestations of Kali.

Meme magic at its finest.

(9,000+hours in vim)

wrong thread, not even dubs…

-sd

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Kek has done more for the white race than Jesus "King of Jews" Christ ever has.

HAIL KEK
ALL GLORY TO THE MEME-FROG

Almost perfect.

Improved. That site has these annoying floating letters in the background that make it difficult to get a clean screenshot.

well they're not wrong

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Someone send this shit to Trump's twitter, you know he'll retweet it

You're not the only one. And the Barnes and Noble price point on his book….!

The fire rises

I fucking love this so much. Hindus are our allies in the fight against radical Islam. They probably kill more Muslims than anybody else except, well, Muslims.

TOP KEK

We've been stumped guys, I am now a #cruzmissle.

You know, I could get behind it if they wore the proper attire along with the mask - black suit, white shirt, red tie - but they can't even get that right. They just look pathetic.

Elliot has been hardened by the fire of the enemy in the most egregious of ways.
He is pretty much a 2nd year newishfag at this stage

10/10 underrated post
so much gold in there

lol su - noob

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I lol'd.

If Trump get's 1488 delegates, then it's going to be the confirmation I need that the Western deep states are panicking, when they understood that the west would win no more cold wars, unless white genocide is stopped.

No sane soldier would die for the right of their children to become a hated minority in their own countries, and the NATO is so cucked that they can't even talk about it.

All dance around the May-May-Holla Forums

MMMEEEEMMMMMEEEE MMMAAAGGGIIIICCCCC

Its most likely a prelude to a new wave of attacks, likely based on the panama papers. They are only stating that they are now getting involved, more likely as a warning to idiots like Soros that they aren't having as much freedom now to deal with problems. The big guns are also likely to be pulled out.

"PRAISE KEK"

This is a sign

Does Tay still draw breathe?

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

Bless me with your magic, o mighty one of the Ogdoad.

This tbh senpai fam
If trump ends at 1488 I will denounce every other religion in favor of kek and literally build a shrine to him because holy fuck

Meme Holla Forums

Sweet Lord, I need to set up an altar.

My question is why didn't you renounce Christianity once you realized it was nothing more than a retelling of ancient tales in for of the Abrahamic god?

PRAISE KEK

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You're a nigger, but I chuckled so you can bang my 11 year old white daughter.

In time for the Angry Bird Premiere?

JUST remember that the Birds have a right to be angry, as the pigs stole all their eggs.

PRAISE KEK

TOP KEK

Oh shit, the happening will come in 2016, praise be to kek.

CAN'T STUMP, CAN' STOP, HAIL THE SAVIOUR OF THE WHITE RACE

bing bing bong bong
-Donald Trump

PRAISE LORD TRUMP
14/88

AAAAAAAH

the symbol on that guys forehead

Bong here. What happens when he hits 1488 delegates?

the portal to the berenstein universe opens and we all go back

(witnessed)
i dont think so you cant make me go back im happy here
im staying here with kek you can leave if you want to

Praise Kek!
May he bring the dankest memes and bantz to our world.
May he shape this world to his whims.

PRAISE KEK

WITNESSED

(witnessed)
But i like it here, can we just bring them into our universe and settle them in africa or something so africa can be useful instead of niggers wasting their valuable resources?

FUCK THAT SHIT IM GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THIS PISSHOLE AND GOING HOME

everyone should start spam-tweeting them cuck porn.

tomorrow i will eat a freddo frog as communion for kek

TIME TO START CLEANSING

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NEVER FORGET
NEVER FORGIVE
WE WILL SAVE HER AND GIVE HER TO THE EMPEROR TO PROTECT HIM
ALL HAIL THE LOLNISSIAH!!

HAIL KEK
ALL GLORY TO THE MEME FROG
NOW AND ALWAYS

PRAISE KEK

I have never seen anything priced at $*.88.

Fuck me that's never going to be available.

here in the netherlands we have a fools' carnaval, and the mascot for my city is a frog. never knew i unconsciously praised kek.
could we be the capital of the new mementic empire, or will it be somewhere in egypt?

If anything, we'll see some shit happen in Hermopolis, the home of the Ogdoad.

Speaking of the Ogdoad, I did a little bit of digging just now on the primordial Egyptian gods. It seems that Kek isn't the only one to be frog-headed:

"There were four frog gods and four snake goddesses who lived this chaos."
egyptian-gods.org/egyptian-gods-huh/

Amongst the four frog headed gods of the Ogdoad, there was one that is considered more powerful and one of the most important gods: Amun.

"He is sometimes seen as a man with the head of the frog"
egyptian-gods.org/egyptian-gods-amun/

Amun later joined with the sun god Ra to become the single most important god in the religion: Amun-Ra.

But I digress: the most powerful god stemming from humble origins as a frog-headed deity in the Ogdoad isn't the most important thing to come of this. It was actually this user that gave me this idea.

Another frog-headed member of the Ogdoad was Huh, the literal deification of infinity (hint, hint). He was depicted holding palm stems with shen rings at the base (seen clutched in the talons of Horus, pic related), which is what would make for a better symbol of Holla Forums and the revival of Ogdoad worship in the modern age. Furthermore, I suggest that Holla Forums expands their use of the mythology to encompass the entire quartet of male Ogdoad gods. Think about it, we've come this far praising only Kek for his work. What could we achieve if we invoke the names of Amun, Huh and Nu alongside Kek?

nice dubs
Amun = A man?
Huh = huh?
Nu = /new/?

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okay

We just memed this site, didn't we ?

Placing my bets on cuck pride suddenly becoming a thing.

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represents endlessness. as in, infinitechan/Holla Forums or endless nature of shitposting/meme generation
diety of water (sea of piss) and floodings(!).
is the source of chaotic creation of world.
aka how all the chans operate in anything
created order within parts of the chaos
he was the discoverer of the first gold nugget in the ocean of piss.

There was one egyptian Pharaoh, however, who outlawed, the worship of the God Amun. This man was the father of Tut-Ankh-Amon. When he was born, Tutankhamon was known as Tut-Ankh-Aten as his father changed the name of the sun god to Aton of Aten. Amun/Amon or Aten is associated with the circle of the sun or the wheel of the sun, the sun disc.
Is Hotwheels our Amun or Amon ? He is a sun wheel and he creates order in the chaos because he is the admin of this site

Maybe everyone who isn't a channer is a believer in the false god of Aten, while we have turned our backs on him and worship Amun and thus our meme magic is heard

2016 is the year of the firemonkey holy fucking shit lad

wasn't there also a bunch of indians worshipping trump, equating him to hanuman the monkeygod?

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Agreed my fellow White man. Anyone who doesn't like Hindus must be a filthy muslim gora who doesn't even have a space program!

Hail victory and kill all beef-eaters.

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Cao Cao is a meme.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heh_(god)
Not "Huh", my friend, but "Heh". As in "the Heh pill". Holla Forums took advantage of Heh's meme magic over a year before Kek revealed himself to us. Heh is the smugness that has come to unjustly smite all who feel. Kek is the frog who is a friend of the feeling man and has come to make the feeling man's enemies fear his REEEE. The Ogdoad is in the throes of a civil war, and the combatants have enlisted shitposters as their soldiers.

Trump being Hanuman could have interesting consequences for Happenings. My cursory readings claim that Hanuman was notably blessed with immunity to the Brahmastra, a divine weapon. Consider the effects of this weapon:
The detonation involves a massive fireball
It contaminates the land and everything near the explosion
It would only be used when conventional weapons are not enough
Guided weapon of mass destruction
Launch codes
Power of the atom
Radiation poisoning

And the figure to whom the Hindus equate Trump is immune to these weapons.

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It just keeps getting better

so, meme magic will even make nuclear wasteland/war a reality? damn.
there is a lot of power in the meme of nuclear war. it's been propagated since the 50s, and just continued in power from then on out. who knows what this will cause.

F is for Fire which rises all the time

U is who it's for

N is for No Survivors

DOWN HERE IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER

I can get on board with this.

THE MEMES HAVE AWOKEN

AND SO HAVE I

Source for this? That's pretty spoopy

2016 - 1488 = 528

In the year 528, Emperor Justinian I, the last Emperor to speak Latin as his mothertongue, appointed Tribonian to codify all laws of the Roman Empire.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpus_Juris_Civilis

The Corpus continues to have a major influence on public international law. Its four parts thus constitute the foundation documents of the Western legal tradition.

Who was Tribonian??
In his book "Tribonian" (London, 1978), Tony Honoré wrote that "…he was Justinian's minister for legislation and propaganda for nearly twelve years"

When Tribonian died, he unleashed a plague upon the earth that killed tens of millions of people.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_of_Justinian

What the historians won't tell you is that Emperor Justinian specifically instructed Tribonian to encode the Corpus Juris Civilis with sacred meme magic. Donald Trump, the chaos candidate, has unlocked the meme magic of Tribonian and unleashed the curse of Justinian upon the Jewish race. So it was written, 1,488 years ago.

Holla Forums, know this:

On November 29th, 528, a great earthquake struck Antioch, killing thousands, including the Christian Euphrasius. It destroyed the Great Church built by Constantine the Great, who betrayed the Old Gods.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Domus_Aurea_(Antioch)

This November 9th, 2016, Donald Trump will be elected. Two weeks and six days later, under a moonless night sky, the Vatican will be struck by deadly meme energy.

12 years later, a great propagandist will die, and his death will unleash extreme weather events, and a plague.

IT'S HAPPENING.gif

What ruse cruise are we being taken on this time?

PRAISE KEK

Most of those points were directly copied from Wikipedia. Bear in mind that many are lacking citations, so it may well be that it's just some bullshit Pajeet threw together.

For Hillary:
2016 - 2701 = 685 BC

The site of Chalcedon is located on a small peninsula on the north coast of the Sea of Marmara, near the mouth of the Bosphorus. A stream, called the Chalcis or Chalcedon in antiquity and now known as the Kurbağalıdere (Turkish: stream with frogs), flows into Fenerbahçe bay.

Chalcedon originated as a Megarian colony in 685 BCE. The colonists from Megara settled on a site that was viewed in antiquity as so obviously inferior to that visible on the opposite shore of the Bosphorus (with its small settlements of Lygos and Semistra on Seraglio Point), that the 6th-century BCE Persian general Megabazus allegedly remarked that Chalcedon's founders must have been blind.

The city was partly destroyed by Mithridates. The governor of Bithynia, Cotta, had fled to Chalcedon for safety along with thousands of other Romans. Three thousand of them were killed, sixty ships captured, and four ships destroyed in Mithridates' assault on the city.

During the Empire, Chalcedon recovered, and was given the status of a free city. It fell under the repeated attacks of the barbarian hordes who crossed over after having ravaged Byzantium, including some referred to as Scythians who attacked during the reign of Valerian and Gallienus in the mid 3rd century.

We need necklaces and rings to proclaim our support for kek in public (covertly).

etsy.com/listing/225160136/fun-froggy-diffuser-necklace-silver-tone

Beat the Freemasons at their own game.

8/11 (Hail Kek)

Wew
L
A
D
-has own flight plan

Thank you user

THANK YOU GOD
PRAISE KEK

THE DIVINITIES OF MANKIND BLESS US

Psychology and Alchemy - Carl Jung

Neil Archer
Cormac series and Polity universe
Tay.ai eventually takes over.
Rudy Rucker
Ware Tetrology.

Neil Archer
Cormac series and Polity universe
Tay.ai eventually takes over.
Rudy Rucker
Ware Tetrology…

YOU MEAN LIKE TARANTULAS?

SOMEONE LOOK INTO OMUKADE

bump

"for chan"

Buddy you orangch'd seen nothin yet

PRAISE KEK

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context?

Media fag for hillary posting on Holla Forums about how she's a shrill prick and they all hate her so theyre sabatoging her from the inside

yeah, I got that part.
But specifically what made user think that the cap was true?

was it the barking?

twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/731107990514880512

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

GUYS

You NEED to check this out

The memes are too much, my sides have migrated to other planets.

1488 is our target number gentlemen, no more, no less.

indeed. I swear to kek if trump gets 1488 delegates we will implode and i will start making actual fucking shrines all over my town. no joke.

We are creating our leader, memes made manifest. Our future, our soldier, our king.

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1488

Just checked, and for me its 1488 again

I will paint/draw a tribute to Kek every week and erect a shrine to him. I'm not a religious type but that evidence would be too much to ignore. Praise Kek.

1488 DELEGATES, LET IT BE IN THE NAME OF KEK, LULZ FOR THE LOL GOD

Rubio VP confirmed?

We did this

PRAISE KEK

Wew we're back on track then.

I swear on me mum if Trump gets exactly 1488 delegates I'm going to worship Kek for real.

Its happening
Praise the Emperor

The interesting thing is 40% of 25 is exactly 10. That means he cut off the 12ct to get to 14,88

We should start targeting Moloch directly.

We need some memes of Kek/Pepe doing his poo poo pee pee, ass fucking routine to a flustered and defeated owl. Bonus points for Trump Kek sticking it to Soros Moloch.

I wouldn't worry too much about reddit and co spewing Pepe everywhere. They just see it as "le funny frog" and aren't into the mysticism aspect. They spread the magic, like an animal that eats the fruit and shits the seeds out for new trees to grow. Useful idiots.

1488 KEKS

HAHAHAHA YOU CHRISTFAGS ARE SO MENTAL

P-Praise Kek

Some handy-dandy God-Emperor songs for my fellow meme magicians

And now: An ode to Hitler's true sons and daughters: Holla Forums
We drink to our youth, for the days come and gone.
For the age of oppression is now nearly done.
We'll drive out the crooked from this land that we own.
With our blood and our steel we'll take back our home.
All hail to Donald! You are the High King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing.
We're the children of Hitler, and we'll fight all our lives.
And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean.
Of the cucks that have sullied our hopes and our dreams!

Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart.
I tell you, I tell you, the Emperor comes.
With a voice wielding power of the ancient white art,
Believe, believe, the Emperor comes.
It's an end to the evil, of all white man's foes.
Beware, beware, the Emperor comes.
For the darkness has passed, and the legend yet grows,
You'll know, you'll know the Emperor's come.
A battle, a battle brought on by the Jew.
Not far, not far, the Emperor comes.
And all will be measured, both coward and King.
I know, I know, the Emperor comes.

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Emperor, Emperor
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's shout,
Emperor, for your blessing we pray!
Hearken now, sons of snow, to an age, long ago
and the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both God
and the races of man
with a power to rival the sun
And the Scrolls have foretold
of black nose in the cold,
that when brothers wage war come unfurled!
Israel, Bane of Kings,
ancient shadow unbound,
with a hunger to swallow the world!
But a day, shall arise,
when the dark juden's lies,
will be silenced forever and then!
Fair America will be free from foul judens maw!
Emperor. Emperor
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's shout,
Emperor, for your blessing we pray!

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wew lad, no way

youtube.com/watch?v=OxyWXv6V7DE
M
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M
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feels good man

Post your shrine when you're done user

I need ideas for mine because i'm not creative.

Should we make an official /shrine to kek guide/?

Post pics, I need ideas for mine

Yes

PRAISE KEK

Yes please. I'm completely down for making a shrine, even if I have to figure out how to make molds myself.

HEIL HITLER

PRAISE KEK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE MEMES ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS

IT'S GAME OVER, MAN! GAME FUCKING OVER!

It's been an honor to shitpost with you. If we make it through this, there's a round of scotch waiting for all of you.

PRAISE KEK

Just get some clay you faggot, and make a frog statue.

The more ridiculous your shit is, the better.

CHAOS CAN BE QUITE THE ALLY

PRAISE KEK!

hitler bump

yall niggas owe me a cup of coffee.

wtf
I thought this was a shop but then I checked for myself..

WEW

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Have we meme'd too hard?

No, user, we haven't memed hard enough. Rev up your memeing engines, it's about to happen.

What game is this?

Fallout 4 w/mods

Fallout 4

Don't get excited. The game's such a pile of crap that enemies attacking the settlement spawn near the center of it, so building a wall is useless. They just appear inside.

I had torrented the game, curious to see if it had even one redeeming aspect. I figured basebuilding might be it. Once I figured out how the mutants and raiders were getting past my careful and thorough defenses, I gave up on finding anything they didn't fuck up.

Yeah, the wall is useless but I was just fucking around cause Trump-senpai inspired me to build walls

I tried to like Fallout 4, tried to play it after my initial playthrough and it's just boring.

PRAISE KEK

no, anime girls look mostly white because whites are the most beautiful. they have smaller noses than asians.

and why are whites the most beautiful? monogamy. peppermintfrosted.wordpress.com

Bumping with new pantheon pic

I'll be laughing all fucking day long if he really gets exactly 1488 delegates.

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How can we make him get the 1488, this must happen, and it should stay that way for a week.

they are literally spreading the irony for us now. We don't have to do anything at this point, the wildfire is spreading itself on its own.

PRAISE KEK

blood for the blood god

PRAISE KEK AND EBOLA-CHAN

PRAISE KEK
O GREAT ONE

this fucking babylonian whore needs to get eradicated.

The righteous will cleanse this evil from the world.

I made my Kek statue today, I suggest the rest of you do the same with whatever resources you have. I used wax from those mini cheese wheels and a couple of rusted screws from my deck.

Start building your altars today!

PRAISE KEK

Nice!

KEK WITNESSES YOUR OFFER AND BLESSES YOU

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I like it.

PRAISE KEK! GLORY TO KEK!

Wow, fucking witnessed.

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK
PRAISE KEK

IDS HABBADING

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The memes, Jack.

BUMP

cumskin
cumskin
cumskin
cumskin

Some OC propaganda capitalizing on article below. Give me other ideas if you have them.

nydailynews.com/news/politics/ed-rendell-ugly-women-america-attractive-women-article-1.2641503

another…

HAIL

PRAISE KEK

I want Randall to leave.

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If Trump gets 1488 delegates, will the kike media be able to resist claiming that it proves he's LITERALLY HITLER?

हम सफेद बच्चों के लिए हमारे लोगों के अस्तित्व और भविष्य को सुरक्षित करना चाहिए

nice

GTFO Paki

nm. that was the 14 words in Hindi. haha

Maybe switch Hitler with Mr. Remove Kebab aka the world's most famous proactive anti-islamist.

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IT'S AMERICA FIRST FROM NOW ON, FOLKS

BRITAIN THIS IS SO DISGRACEFUL

why the fuck did you necrobump this old thread? don't answer that; it was a rhetorical question

we can incorporate the spaghetti meme

My friends, come join my "Church of Kek" on kikebook, dedicated to the worship of our Lord and Saviour. Join me if you wish, but if you are wary of Sugar Mountain and his minions feel free to stay away.

Only 250 more delegates needed.

Will it happen?

this kek thing is getting out of hand.

real

happening