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Why does this always happen to me? Am I just too beta to control my sexual urges? Am I a gigantic faggot?

yes, yes, and yes. all of the above.

fuck you dude im not a faggot

Just call up your girlfriend and say you want some sex….oh wait…

Porn makes people horny. The fact that it's a trap thread is on you, though.
Or was it the lolicon thread?

Hey, it's either this or I jerk off to nightclub pics from my Facebok.

when I get horny I invite a chick over to my house because I have a personal strip club set up in my spare bedroom complete with speakers, lights, black lights, pole and glow in the dark posters.

Chicks LOVE the pole. They're born whores.

Which pole?

yes

You plan your fap sessions?

Who doesn't?

People who don't have an extra chromosome.

I think you're the one with the missing chromosome, user…

I don't get it, are you accusing me of being a girl? Or do you not realize that having an extra chromosome is what makes people retarded, you fucking retard?

I don't think I'm the retarded one here.

It was in reference to girls missing a Y chromosome.
Retardation confirmed.

Both of you, stop misunderstanding how chromosomes work right this instant.

But I understand how chromosomes work perfectly fine.

Me too!

You don't though.
Go ahead and explain what you meant in

Get a room and start buttfucking already you two, geez.

Why should I bother? It's impossible to explain anything to a retard.

Nice damage control kiddo.
You're done here.

How big is your Simpsons folder?

Not as big as I'd like it to be.

I can't let you people remain ill informed.

Women don't have one less chromosome than men, they have 2 X chromosomes where men have 1 X and 1 Y. Missing a chromosome means that a person has Turner syndrome, as it's the only form of monosomy that isn't lethal.

Simpsons boy is the only one who is suggesting woman have one chromosome. I reassure you that most people here are educated.

No one thought that but the retard who greentexted it. I assumed he was poorly communicating as accusation of me missing an X chromosome and being a woman rather than accusing me of having some obscure disorder.


What's wrong retard, out of le smug anime girls?

but that's what I WAS communicating, you fucking retard

I gave you the benefit of the doubt because that's fucking stupid.
That isn't even a rare Simpson.

Damn, she'd be prefect if it wasn't for that stupid tattoo.

I've lost the drive to fap. It just doesn't do it for me anymore. Wat do? Be productive?

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maybe u need new material. try something more extreme. or become a cuck.

I fucking love you all.

You're fucking crazy, user. Stop it with those thoughts. Just keep fapping

try anal

I agree. Too bad woman in real life aren't this fuckable.

Get out, and take your normalfaggotry with you.