Why does this always happen to me? Am I just too beta to control my sexual...

John Ward
John Ward

casually browsing Holla Forums
come across porn thread
get uncontrollably horny
go through with unplanned fap session

Why does this always happen to me? Am I just too beta to control my sexual urges? Am I a gigantic faggot?

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Sebastian Hall
Sebastian Hall

yes, yes, and yes. all of the above.

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

fuck you dude im not a faggot

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

Just call up your girlfriend and say you want some sex….oh wait…

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

Porn makes people horny. The fact that it's a trap thread is on you, though.
Or was it the lolicon thread?

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Hey, it's either this or I jerk off to nightclub pics from my Facebok.

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

when I get horny I invite a chick over to my house because I have a personal strip club set up in my spare bedroom complete with speakers, lights, black lights, pole and glow in the dark posters.

Chicks LOVE the pole. They're born whores.

Colton Morris
Colton Morris

Which pole?

Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

Which pole?
yes

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

You plan your fap sessions?

Easton Adams
Easton Adams

Who doesn't?

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

People who don't have an extra chromosome.

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

I think you're the one with the missing chromosome, user…

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

I don't get it, are you accusing me of being a girl? Or do you not realize that having an extra chromosome is what makes people retarded, you fucking retard?

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

girls only have one chromosome
I don't think I'm the retarded one here.

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

It was in reference to girls missing a Y chromosome.
Retardation confirmed.

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Both of you, stop misunderstanding how chromosomes work right this instant.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

But I understand how chromosomes work perfectly fine.

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

Me too!

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

You don't though.
Go ahead and explain what you meant in

Lincoln Stewart
Lincoln Stewart

Get a room and start buttfucking already you two, geez.

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

Why should I bother? It's impossible to explain anything to a retard.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

Nice damage control kiddo.
You're done here.

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

How big is your Simpsons folder?

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

Not as big as I'd like it to be.

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

I can't let you people remain ill informed.

Women don't have one less chromosome than men, they have 2 X chromosomes where men have 1 X and 1 Y. Missing a chromosome means that a person has Turner syndrome, as it's the only form of monosomy that isn't lethal.

William Torres
William Torres

Simpsons boy is the only one who is suggesting woman have one chromosome. I reassure you that most people here are educated.

Easton Gomez
Easton Gomez

Women don't have one less chromosome than men,
No one thought that but the retard who greentexted it. I assumed he was poorly communicating as accusation of me missing an X chromosome and being a woman rather than accusing me of having some obscure disorder.

What's wrong retard, out of le smug anime girls?

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

rather than accusing me of having some obscure disorder.
but that's what I WAS communicating, you fucking retard

out of le smug anime girls?

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

I gave you the benefit of the doubt because that's fucking stupid.
That isn't even a rare Simpson.

Gabriel Reyes
Gabriel Reyes

Damn, she'd be prefect if it wasn't for that stupid tattoo.

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

I've lost the drive to fap. It just doesn't do it for me anymore. Wat do? Be productive?

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

maybe u need new material. try something more extreme. or become a cuck.

Camden Campbell
Camden Campbell

I fucking love you all.

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

Be productive?
You're fucking crazy, user. Stop it with those thoughts. Just keep fapping

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

try anal

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

I agree. Too bad woman in real life aren't this fuckable.

Grayson Ortiz
Grayson Ortiz

Get out, and take your normalfaggotry with you.

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