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Took a shit
how is this even possible?
please draw a diagram
i cant draw one but it happened ike this:
At the first moment i thought something is in the toilet and jumped at my cock but when i looked i had some shit at it
that's pretty shitty
hope you washed your dick thoroughly. dick infections are not fun
i did. thanks user
WTF IS YOUR COCK SHAPE
40 keks
normal shape but the shit was just fucking huge.. I dont know how this happened and never heard that this happened to someone, thats why i got really spooked
if you think thats scary you should see my life
faggot kys
You know what really sucks ass.
badluck pal
How do you go on the toilet that this can happen?
draw an image please
because he has a big diddly
in your dreams maybe
Lel
Don't be fool. His toilet has a extremely high water level.
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oh well that should not be greentext
No, the worst is having to piss in the middle of the night when you're with your girl. Thinking it's just going to be an ordinary piss… Loud ass fart, have to hurry to sit down, piss flying everywhere, surprise shit.
Left the door open. She awakened from the first fart.
"user, I…"
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what i really want to know OP is how you shit through the nth dimension.
You got me..