>took a shit >was really long >as it fell it touched my cock >scared the shit...

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

took a shit
was really long
as it fell it touched my cock
scared the shit out of me

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

as it fell it touched my cock
how is this even possible?

please draw a diagram

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

please draw a diagram
i cant draw one but it happened ike this:

At the first moment i thought something is in the toilet and jumped at my cock but when i looked i had some shit at it

Parker Moore
Parker Moore

that's pretty shitty

hope you washed your dick thoroughly. dick infections are not fun

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

i did. thanks user

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

WTF IS YOUR COCK SHAPE

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

40 keks

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

normal shape but the shit was just fucking huge.. I dont know how this happened and never heard that this happened to someone, thats why i got really spooked

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

if you think thats scary you should see my life

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

you know my name, not my story
faggot kys

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

You know what really sucks ass.
wake up to take shit
not really awake
sit down
dick skims cold toilet water
fully awake

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

badluck pal

Dylan White
Dylan White

dick skims cold toilet water
How do you go on the toilet that this can happen?
draw an image please

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

because he has a big diddly

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

in your dreams maybe

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

Lel

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

Don't be fool. His toilet has a extremely high water level.

Xavier Hill
Xavier Hill

keked so hard, thanks user!

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

oh well that should not be greentext

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

No, the worst is having to piss in the middle of the night when you're with your girl. Thinking it's just going to be an ordinary piss… Loud ass fart, have to hurry to sit down, piss flying everywhere, surprise shit.

Left the door open. She awakened from the first fart.

"user, I…"

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

your girl

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

took a shit
scared the shit out of me

shit already out
scared shit out

what i really want to know OP is how you shit through the nth dimension.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

You got me..

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