Took a shit

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how is this even possible?

please draw a diagram

i cant draw one but it happened ike this:

At the first moment i thought something is in the toilet and jumped at my cock but when i looked i had some shit at it

that's pretty shitty

hope you washed your dick thoroughly. dick infections are not fun

i did. thanks user

WTF IS YOUR COCK SHAPE

40 keks

normal shape but the shit was just fucking huge.. I dont know how this happened and never heard that this happened to someone, thats why i got really spooked

if you think thats scary you should see my life

faggot kys

You know what really sucks ass.

badluck pal

How do you go on the toilet that this can happen?
draw an image please

because he has a big diddly

in your dreams maybe

Lel

Don't be fool. His toilet has a extremely high water level.

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oh well that should not be greentext

No, the worst is having to piss in the middle of the night when you're with your girl. Thinking it's just going to be an ordinary piss… Loud ass fart, have to hurry to sit down, piss flying everywhere, surprise shit.

Left the door open. She awakened from the first fart.

"user, I…"

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what i really want to know OP is how you shit through the nth dimension.

You got me..