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direct all others to a higher plane of consciousness.

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1st?

2st

3nd

4st

thanks for baking smokey.

5st

can't beat me

sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep

I wager he was not counting on that.


Stop that.

OSK… it's ridiculously bad


lol, I'm not actually too bad… maybe my skin's just used to my long baths

sixth actually.


you're posting adorable digimons now?

no prob

or ultra long baths, I've spent like 4 hours in one before

I am resuming it.

gross, also you have quite the gall to be telling me that.

I used to like the fire lizard guy when I was a stupid child. do you have any of that one? the evolution of the yellow tyrannosaurus rex or something.

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hello.

I will not tolerate my boyfriend talking to me like that.


Was it Greymon?

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oh.


that's a better than a psychologist you will have a more stable job.

Hows your relationship with both of your parents?


Digimon 1 and 2 were the best.

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nah he was someone else. one sec, I will draw it.


I have… $3 in my wallet.


fine. my mom and I have a pretty good relationship, and I don't know my father really well. it is neutral.

kill me this meme is too much

No seas así.


I shall wait.

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Smitty what should I buy at the store?

BAM!


oh, good then.

Oh, he was the evolution of this guy. I did not cap him.

Everyone knows its SM+SK


Sandwiches? Or maybe a trail mix.. or cereal.. why not of these?

Very

I'm your passenger here, you're the one at the wheel and this is where you're heading so don't give me that.

You were being rude to me and yelling. I did nothing until you slapped me in the face like this.

ah well.


food.

BAM!
Dayum.
No que lo ibas a dejar un Rato en paz?

Te terminara odiando jejeje.

y querrá ver arder tu casa como la de su vecino el día de hoy.

Already ate, thanks

I'm offended you think I'm this dumb. I probably am quite dumb but not dumb enough for you to get away with this.

Shit man, I normally take long baths, but you seem to take them to the next level.

I like gatamon, for obvious reasons.


okay. sorry.

*pulls out a holographic blue eyes white dragon*

Se pone bien grosero últimamente.


What? I called you Justin once, and then you were yelling at me.

Sorry for what

they're… very relaxing

that seems like a good idea

trail mix

I'll probably get some beef jerky I guess

Siento que lo estas presionando mucho, déjalo en paz un rato, no eches a perder toda la paciencia que le has invertido.
Aparte hoy vio cómo se incendiaba la casa del vecino que le disparo, tal vez ande algo exaltado y agresivo.
Aunque no creo que sea gay y tal vez si sea molesto para él, que lo andes acosando.
Solo una observación.
Espero la tomes en cuenta.

rota search spell striker, normal summon lonefire blossom, and special summon spell striker, sacrifice lonefire to bring out dandelion. xyz summon milae of trees, remove dandelion to pop her effect to bring lonefire back to the field. dandelion's effect pops giving me two spore tokens. use lonefire's effect to sacrifice a token and get another lonefire, use the new lonefire to sacrifice my last token and get a tytanial princess of camellias. xyz both my lonefires for a second milae, remove one lonefire to bring it out to the field, use its effect to bring out another tytanial, xyz both tytanials to bring out heratic sun, and destroy your entire field. drop two donerd magicians on my milaes.

I attack for game. gg skitty.

I forgot already.

I can tell you really like your relaxation~

What is even happening

I am bored. sorry.

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Quiero prenderle fuego a ese culito. Pero sí, es que no se por qué se puso tan grosero conmigo de la nada.

Me too, that's why I'm here

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we make poor decisions.

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Go there my Friendo.

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/marx/
>>>/gulag/

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You, sure

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this is completely correct.


holy shit!

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Dayum…

Andas filoso eh!


Y aun así lo quieres?

cuéntame algo de ti.

Que música te gusta?

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I'm completely on top of things. Money, mostly

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I'm on top of my bed.

as fake as a woman's orgasm.

Absolutely saved.

Is your bed made of money?

hand stitched for thee.
you didn't answer my question earlier, is this picture 2spoopy?

it is made of comfortable. and cat hair.

Not nearly as good

These questions are difficult to answer. I enjoy varying genres of music and have no ultimate favorite. I can, however, say that I dislike dubstep and similar types of music.

No I didn't.
sorry.
I don't like his mouth in that drawing.
looks more like a horse than a goat head.
I don't get easily spooked.
Unless I see Tankies.
they are fucking scary.

I want to die, but I don't want to do it myself. is that too much to ask?

dubstep is trash smuglord tier 9yo gamer autist music

I got you

rumble rumble tankies? how so?

Yeah it's a very broad question.
Would you mind sharing some of your favourite music?

I totally agree with you on dubstep.
it's like listening a blender.

just take a shovel to me. fuck my shit up.

LOL

Tankies are spooks.

You seem to have strong feelings on this.


youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

LMFAO

That's brostep.

mmm yuh huh!

Why would a gun god use a shovel

death isn't meant to be quick and easy. I want to enjoy every moment of it.

photo shop request put randy's head on a pony

Fair point

Uhmmm To lazy to do that at this time of the night.
Let me see if there is some transparent out there.

do you have a triangle that uses a shovel?

so an underground word for cunt(asshole)?
look i made it 2% better

I have a shovel

Here is a machoscoot let me see what I come up with about the head.

:^)

^

g- good. now don't be gentle!

Uh

huh?

What is happening again

wow that reminds me of the trash my dad used to listen to when I was little

also the beetles, beetles everywhere…

soundcloud.com/neelix/neelix-good-times-mix#t=40:30

way better

soundcloud.com/neelix/neelix-left-behind#t=9:55

soundcloud.com/neelix/neelix-left-behind#t=41:48

whats goin on here?

I have learned not to open your soundcloud links.

you have a shovel, and I have the back of my head exposed. you fill in the blanks.


murder.

Can I curl up with you in one of those super relaxing baths?

Here you go sir.

go to hell than

There you go being rude again.

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yes please

Crocodile tears. You cannot deceive me for one second.

Is there money involved?

Then

saved….IDK why but this makes me happy

back pocket. can you just bash me head in m8?

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It was too light for my taste.
But interesting nonetheless.

Hombre le va a romper el corazón.
Quién sabe por qué ande así.
Déjelo ir.

yes that


YOU THINK MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS SHIT

I'm literally SADDENED

Él empieza.

Y-Your taste is too good for me.

Whose to day I didn't already?

Hey, just realized… you've been in the bath for 4 hours straight before… doesn't it get cold? Or do you regularly add in new hot water?

That's was a super rude and offensive way of saying that… Stop with the lies, you're worse than George Bush,, Hillary Clinton and Hitler COMBINED.

say*

Allá ustedes, siento especialmente feo por usted, lo va a terminar hiriendo, el parece ser bipolar e impredecible a veces.
Él se me hace una persona muy obtusa e inmadura.
Aaaaaah pero bueno…

youtube.com/watch?v=HHAbL_JSWmM

what did And do to you?

I have quite the future in politics.

Hey:


This was for you:

sorry for not linking properly.

also who's*

It's late, I'm distracted

Es adorable aunque esté loquito.

by what? are you seeing other posters?

But I thought you were a Nazi.
I would have sworn you had a tattoo of Hitler on your butt.

lol I add in new hot water…

I keep my baths very hot tho, so I don't have to add any new hot water in until at least 2 hours

I'm not exclusive to you, you know

I take it you have a lot of tolerance for when things get steamy then?

please?

Lo borra como loco de sus contactos de steam se pone bien grosero…
No es por ser grosero.
Y tal vez sea algo Irónico pero no tiene nada mejor que hacer con su tiempo?
Acaso los momentos románticos que han pasado valen tanto la pena?

I'll consider it

yeep… wonders how steamy we could get

is that money or puke?

as long as you kill me, right?
I promise I will revive as soon as I'm dead.

Dayum…

Siempre estoy haciendo algo más pero no lo comento aquí.

I compartmentalize.

no bully


esa sonrisa teLoquito y lo pico

Not sure. Maybe you should follow me to the gay bathhouse

PFFFFFFFFT

soundcloud.com/neelix/neelix-good-times-mix#t=58:30

Money, he's counting it

Deal

I wonder if you are making a reference about stabbing him.

then I will finally become a lich. my dream has come true.

????


with my beef baton

check those

No, no, nothing. It was a decent retort.

I think all ppl ITT are multitasking.
but i was referring to having a job or something among those lines.

You're so dark and edgy user, like a flint knife made of blackholes srs

I get paid by assignment.

DA FUCK.
That sounds gay yo!
are you referring to that beef that I think you are referring to?

mmmaybe so

Oh God my mom showed me that one today… she's always browsing liveleaks and reminds me of that news lady from NightCrawler

I might go to sleep.. too tired..

Omg that IMGAGE!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA.
ME CAGO DE LA RISA!
JAJAJAJA.
Stabbing someone and fucking him/her from the wound is one of my fetishes.

So what'chu wanna do?

It is quite late, at least here. It's 4:20 AM.

Get Blazed.

CHECKED


420 has been popping up alot when ever i look at the clock.. I sometimes wonder if its trying to tell me something

Te pasaste del nicle y me caes peseta pinche chapete chupame las nalgas

VAPE NAYSH

Calm down.

not sure tbh

I'm SUPPER calm right now n00b

I dinner believe that.

Fucking kill me.

I BLAME YOU ROSE
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

*Fucking kills you*
please excuse narrator language

Se te ardio el culo?

Fedoramancer spotted.

thank you for including me, master.

Well I'm up for pretty much anything for the next couple of hours.

I can rest seeing these quads are in good hands..

Massive Get.
Quads of absolute enlightenment and unquestionable truth.

Get Rekt Justinhole.

I feel unclean and laden with shame.

chekt

also what about that meme makes you think I'm this new thing you are tagging me with now apart from all the other stuff you keep throwing at me randomly?

hmm, well what do you want to do the most?

I dunno I'm just loud and annoying.

welcome to my existence.

if I were to go on a road trip where should I go/drivethrough?

California.

fuck no

The consequences will never be the same. I suppose I could stop using puns; that would solve the matter.


My ass.

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directions?

DAYUM!

Skitty and you get a room.
also.
Ruby and Reece get a room too.

308 Highway 76, White House, TN
37188-9198

somehow knew you had horse porn somewhere with your gore

how many time do you fap to horse mating videos?

Idaho?


it helps if you seek constant embarrassment as punishment.

Well I'm bored. You wanna just watch random shit?

I just Googled it man.
but I do have Zoo.
It isn't my cup of tea tbh.

That only occurs as a consequence of using puns.

purrfect. then you are punished as soon as you have sinned.

Why do you and your friend keep posting this tiny house? who am I kidding you wont tell me


those arrows fucking KEK

Nefur again.

Do you know what (pun) means in Spanish?

Because he lives there.

ooh okay

Roughly "juego de palabras."

how are you feline? ashamed I guess.

pretty sure that's not true and there is something else behind this

iirc they mentioned it was where they lived or something

wrong.
This is a pun in spanish.

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puñeta

cuantas te haces al dia?

you're in my personal space

get out of my bubble

Pinche puto.

how many people have you raped?

I am hissterical.


There is no value in explaining things to you if you will simply remain skeptical of everything I tell you. However, you can ask him yourself.


Is that so?

eyes suddenly hurt very bad..

god. you're better than this.

Kay. I'm in the cytube. Don't have any videos queued up yet though.

You did something to me.

I'm skeptical about "everything" with an origin of YOU because YOU behave in a way that warrants it.

I did nothing but penance for my past sins.

None, yet…

Pun = Pedo

Well, the person who lives or lived there is lurking. Ask him.

what games do you play aside from lol

I will stop by a church, get down on my knees, and pretend to pray.

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not punishment enough. you got a leather belt?

Why live, fam.

G'day, how's it going?

WHAT WAS THAT?
are we being watched by the Us government?

lol


None. I play League under protest.


No. What is this, the '80s?

fine. how's it going with you?


I have one, I'll be down in a few days. expect me.

left the teabag in too long. now i don't who.s tea it is.

You want me to use it on you, I presume?

I'm ok.


bugger

what would happen if I did stop by?


idunno anything about you people.

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you must be punished before you get any better.
maybe after


that's good.
do you have a leather belt?

what's it called when someone reverse doxes you?

I do


hooking up

Good night every pony.

Adios Raptor cuidate mucho!
te mando un calido y cordial saludo.

see? raptor has one too! don't give me your "out of style" bit there, bud.


sleep tight.

I don't think so

I mean more like when your best friend finds your online identity

this happened to me and my friend called me using my online name and I was like "how much do you know" and they were like "everythiiiing"

Make it a public exhibition, a tableau if you will.


He is from Australia; they are all fucking shitters over there.

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Or I could be thinking of someone else. I forgot which one he is.

wot

god, please?
I bet you skitty owns one too.


just one.

Grovel more.

HE LIVES IN A RANCH

despedida
I'm sorry to have missed you


like, tracking down information then.
I dunno, PI Investigator and you should tell them if they know everything then they know you're dating a 7 foot tall australian red kangaroo and to stay the fuck away from you, my waifu!

What? a leather belt? Yeah. I also have some made of alligator and ostrich.

I don't plan that far in advance.

grovel? sorry, but I deserve worse.

so? he could be a rhinestone cowboy.


that's cool.

I don't have a rattlesnake one. Yet.

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why not? I thought that would be something texans just have.

Well.. I just want to make sure someone isn't going to kill me or something.. There's no way I'd be telling anyone I was going to stop by some random internet weaboo's house so nobody would know where I vanished. People would think I'm crazy.

I could not do that. You are my number one guy.

He probably herds sheep.

Would anyone try to come at you through this?

expensive

you don't just by them already made

you need to obtain the supplies yourself else wearing them is shameful

Oooooooooooor this?
*flexes*

This is one I took to prove I'm gangsta

kill me? you'd be making my dream come true. I've wanted to be a lich since I was old enough to know what a lich was!


then go out and kill some sneks.

I don't even watch anime, if that helps.

But why a lich?

it's a fucking wizard powerful enough to bring themselves back from death to live for the rest of time. that is the FUCKING COOLEST shit.

Is it? I gotta say, 33 years of this, and I am quite unimpressed with existence.

everyone would want to date you if you were that roo

okay, now take that, and add magic. already it's so much cooler. you could do ANYTHING provided you know how to break the system enough.

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I guess it didn't help.

What, like, card tricks and shit?


Hm?

Aren't you lucky then that I'm just with you ♥~

Oh, wait, those are ILLUSIONS.

is this you

naw, like…
god damn I wish magic were real. I mean dark incantations and raising the dead to serve your every whim as you slowly become the lord of the underworld. the king of fucking worms, man!

And yet you seem so subby.

Yes.

I think I'm more in love with the idea of being ultra smart more than being ultra powerful.

ahaha fucking watt

ur a super suspect person
super secretive

suspect
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what*
magic and stuff.

Well, that one is feasible, provided you exert yourself. I would rather have the power and then amplify my intelligence.


What did you want here ?

Kek, sorry.

How're you today anyway?

I will build your trust slowly via recurring social interaction.

and yet you refuse to whip your servants. for shame!

I don't know how to learn, I missed all the important lessons in school on how to study and retain information.

Memory palace.

I would much sooner trust someone like raptor or wuma, I know what they both look like and their general area of residence so if either of them would kill me somehow I'd at least die with the knowledge they would as well.


You said you have no strong admiration or interest in life, I think it's pretty rad, everything. I love existing and that perspective seems sad.

okay? I don't see how tying things to images will help me any.

[TRIGGERED]

I'd never kill you! I couldn't bear to live with myself with your blood on my hands…
I'd pay someone to do it for me… jeez, give me a little credit

Excellent. I enjoy a challenge.

He gave you his address.

I see.


Could work but it takes practice.

werewolf*

I will try desperately. for you.

lol raptor pls lol

LOL
O
L

also that last statement wasn't srs and something I unironically actually, just feel I have to point that out

unironically believe
I can't brain today apparently

I bet you forget about it.

who srsly just posts an address like that? what that creep from bahomet decides to swat you or some other insane person sends you a innocent looking letter with ANTHRAX????

it hurts how on point you are with that statement. like, physically, I feel ill now.

I do.

k

:3 haha, I know Skittles~

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Darwin?

He does.


I had a feeling~


Hm?

tilde you too.

I'm off. night all.

What's your battle station look like?

Nite

Sleep peacefully.


That is secret, Justin.

Sweet dreams hun~

FUCKING CUNT

I work in a relatively uninteresting office~

Rose no

Be nice.

niceness is a byprodct resource of respect and you ran that reserve so dry the tank's imploded at this point tbh

I am sorry you feel that way.

y-you snide bastard

what did I ever do to you to deserve your torment

/pet

*hiss*

wow okay rude

I am not taunting you. I keep going out of my way to be nice to you, actually.

by "going out of your way" to make sure everyone knows personal info and making disparaging remarks frequently RIIIIIIIIGHT

Good afternoon everyone!

You apprised everyone of your name. I am not at fault there. The second part is persiflage.

Farewell.

wez gib thalia

Cum get thalia

WEZ THALIA GIB

Skye pls

wez plix!

Get your arse down here and you get her

i dun wanna go to poland!

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/pet

i feel your pain

sorry, syria

Yeah, you'd understand, you're from Mexico

Pinche idiota.

Į̨͔͉̠͇̥̠̲̱̙̞̪̹͚͎̯̀ͥ̈͂͑͌̇̅ͪ̓́ͤ͑͒͘͠ͅ ̨̛͉̤̠̖͈̫͇̙̱̙̄ͭͩ̊̄ͤͨͩ̅̅ͪ̉̊̎ͬ́ͫͫ̚͜͞͡ͅͅH̨͔̞͓͔̤͍̠̩̗͓̼̩͇͈̤̘̥̟͌̊̎ͣ͛ͩ̕͜͞ͅAͮ͂̏ͣ̃̔ͦ̋́̀̏͌̉̅͋͏̬̰͖͕̩͉͠ͅͅͅT̴̨̥̼̲̺̱̠̣͓̣̙̬ͦ̒̅̓̆ͫͩ͑͐͊͡Ȩ̵̸̙̹̰͔͈̫̫̞͗̑́̽̃̉͛̅̋͛ͣ͑̚͞ ̭̲̻̬̯͓̟̥͚͋̀ͫ̾̒͂͑͑́̊̍̊̀͠͝͠Y̷ͬͦͥͥ̔̉ͯ̐̒͟҉̳͈̮͡O̶̱̣͎̼̽̌̒̃ͣͮ͌̿͐̈͊ͧ̏ͣ͜ͅU̢̼̳̙͕̱͕͈̜̙̾̉̄ͯ̈̽͊ͯ̏́͟ͅ

No, you. Kurcovlek

where are you from again wuzzlelub

How could you forget? I've repeated it so many times

im a dummy.
pls send shiny lands from SoI too

Come pick them up personally, i'm not sending you shit

you're being unreasonable!

No free cards! Unless i'm getting them

GAH
You're making this far more dificult than it needs to be WUZDOOR

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i h8 u
I wish i had a delta exped… i have to make do with a single watery grave for my modern faerie deck…

I have 33 of them. Which one do you want to see?

PICK THEM UP OFF THE FLOOR YOU FUCKING MONSTER ;-;

Oh, you'll love this next pic, one sec

ORDERLY CARD STORAGE

*HEAVY BREATHING*
mind you, since i moved out, mine arent in much better state…

CARDBOARD INTENSIFIES

for serious though, foil SoI lands, got any?

Maybe one. I don't particulary find them too good, so i didn't bother with them

oh, fair enough.
Origins?

None foil.

We are talking rare lands, right?

No, basics.
I collect foil basics.
Aiming to get complete sets.

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I have a few

care to message me on steam with the numbers of which ones you have~?
I can paypal you a dollar each for them, plus a lil more for shipping if youve got a few I need~?

It's literally cheaper to buy them from MCM, and less work for me to dig through that massive pile to find them. Sorry bud :P

okay, was just an offer.
I always prefer to buy from friends, if theyre not using them

absolutely saved

look, wez.. You fucking nigger i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window

privilege status

raptor g2bed

GameNerd is that you?

I swear to God I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot.

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wow you memorized 300 confirmed kills

What the Fuck did you just Fucking say about me, you little VS? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the New Conglomerate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Crown, and I have over 300 confirmed ESF snipes. I am trained in Zerg warfare and I’m the top Infiltrator in the entire NC armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another cert. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Auraxis, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that Nanites to me over the /yell channel? Think again, Fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Reavers across Indar and your Magrider is being traced right now so you better prepare for the lolpods, maggot. The pod spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your tank. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can redeploy anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my HE cannon. Not only am I extensively trained in infantry farming, but I have access to the IWIN shield of the New Conglomerate Tank Spam and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Clegg off the face of the continent, you little Nanites. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “enlightened” /yell was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the certs, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

wex pls

skitty, its skye you mexispican

I was only BR 90

I loved my Mossie so much, I bought all the guns and wing mounts

I pray to Banshee every night before bed, thanking it for the farm I've been given

"Banshee is love" I say; "Banshee is life"

Higby hears me and he calls me a Farmer

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Banshee

I told him to 'git gud skrub'

He nerfs my mossie and sends me to go to sleep

I'm crying now, and my score per hour is shit

I lay in bed and it's really cold

Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

It's Banshee

I am so happy

It whispers into my ear "This is my farm"

It grabs me with its powerful barrels and puts me down into the cockpit

I'm ready

I open fire for Banshee

The flak penetrates my armour

It hurts so much but I do it for Banshee

I can feel my mossie tearing up as the skrubs start to pour from the sundy

I push against their lock-ons

I want to please Banshee

It roars in a mighty salvo as it fills my character with its certs

Higby spawns in

Banshee shoots him straight in the eyes and /tell-s him "It's all Double XP now."

Banshee leaves through the treeline

Banshee is love. Banshee is life.

wut

+1

One day a NC platoon’s alpha squad was trekking to secure an objective in the Indar deserts. Ahead, from a Rock formation, came a well placed sniper round that took out the squad’s only medic. Alpha squad took cover and heard on /yell: “One TR is 10 NC”.

Naturally, the squad leader took this insult against the Conglomerate personally and gathered the remaining 10 soldiers. They plotted a strategy to assault the rock formation and began their attack. Automatic and burst fire was heard across the hex, there were grenade explosions, claymore explosions, flashbangs - and when the dust settled the squad leader saw nobody of his had remained. He heard on /yell: “One TR is a platoon of NC”.

Alpha squad lead got on the mic and organized his whole platoon. They mobilized armor and galaxies, harassers and liberators. A recon team was sent ahead on wraiths to secure the perimeter and deploy tracer darts. They set onward to teach the Terran a lesson in liberty. Explosions rang, tanks shelled the formation, reavers emptied their whole salvos, there was destruction, sabotage - one could feel auraxis rumble beneath their feet.

As the wreckage faded and a dust storm swept away smoke from the charred remains of the surrounding landscape alpha squad leader could see a blue infiltrator silhouette coming toward him. The infiltrator made his way and collapsed, his energy reserves depleted, ammo gone, and health in the red the infiltrator visibly struggled to whisper: “It was a trap, sir. There were two of them.”

sorry, but i'm a team fortress kind of guy

FUCK OFF I'M GOING TO BED

Goodnight Holla Forumsread, I love you all

Subject: Beamer is ridiculus

It is complete and utter B.S. how unbalanced this weapon is. 27 of my friends and 371 members of my outfit already quit the game because of this weapon.

Every time I turn a corner when fighting the VS, I get instakilled by some LA running around with a Beamer without even having any time to react. It has no bullet drop, insane muzzle velocity and a way too high rate of fire. It's no wonder the VS don't bother using sniper rifles any more when they have the Beamer! And the charge mechanic makes it even stronger, our entire squad got one shot by it once.

Not to mention the insane lock on capabilities it has. It does almost twice the damage of any other lock-on, can lock ground AND air and the bullets can't even be dodged and go through terrain.

As if that wasn't enough, it gives the user + 30% damage, +50% movement speed and like -5% armor ( which is nothing!!1) and on top of that the bullets make your screen shake immensely. The screen shake is especially annoying, since the Beamer can just be spammed because it has so many bullets and they travel so fast you don't even have to aim to hit.

And now that SOE put lattice in the game you can't even get away from them anymore, everyone in the VS zerg is using these now and there is no counter to them!


The Beamer is OP and it needs to be nerfed immediately. Good job on the balance SOE, really. We all see how good you are at it when you release BS weapons like this.


Inb4 tons of Vanu show up to defend this OP weapon. It's not like they can be reasoned with anyway, it was the same with the Magrider.

wez what are you on about

hate you too faggot ♥

Night

Goodnight.

oh wow.
hey amy

Yes, hello Skye.

Howsu, and why are you here?

...

I've been here the whole time Skye.

I'm also very good thank you.


Aku.

under a different name?

Skye…

Yes you fucking faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=0aEnnH6t8Ts

?

wow ok rude

I'm going to bed. Goodnight. Or.. it isn't night anymore but it's very dark in my room.

Farewell, Skitty.

uh, night…

I'm watching you from my phone
u better not b talking chit

No I'm not going to fuck you user.

I am a confusion

I wouldn't think of it.

Imma talk smack about you all night


How about that skitty huh? let's talk chit about him

Yes, now that he is not here to see it.

Yeah, now we can finally say all those things we wanted to but couldn't, since he was here. But he's not around now, so we can

rip

good morning tiny friends!

Taiwan's headed in a world of pain it seems

that looks less than fun = (

My dad and brother are currently in the Philippines atm, luckily it's not on the path of this monster, but imagine you're living on the south Taiwan coast when wind gusts up to 190mph come knocking on your door

good time to think about reunifying with China and GTFO haha. glad your folks are safe tho!

...

its fun when supes is a dick! hows you, Aku?

greetings

BED

Hows you Azu?

Just read that gusts are now 207mph!!!!

and yeah, that mofo is going straight head on Taiwan so it'd be good time to pack up to get outta there!
and thx!


Hai Azzu!

hello

:c


👌


skye scared me now i don't know what to say

Good day, horsefuckers!

goodmorning sunfucker!


that storms fuckin ridiculous

I've been in that place before, just call him a mjr fgt and he'll leave you be


Yea, but I also ready Taiwan has mountains which cause typhoons to weaken pretty fast once they reach landfall

NOT TODAY MR JUNIOR FAGGY PANTS!

you tell him!

What's good?

I can't feel my eyelids!

...

Azzy I swear to god

EVERYTHING's in TECHNICOLOR!

I can see a cheeseburger sunshine against my face!

I'm gonna wear my rod like a pair of pants Skye! LIKE A PAIR OF PANTS!

...

Aku wtf

CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL THE SIX INCH DIFFERENCE OF LESS THAN A SECOND THAT THIS ROCK MOVES UNDER? HOW MANY MILES WE CROSS IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME IN A SINGLE DAY?

afternoon everyone

ITS BETTER THAN BEER CHEESE SEX M8
Just step right into your scrotie! Ain't nobody got the nips to piss like that!

Hey you

You're cray

maybe

Reece, just dump all the peanutbutter into the canyon! I'm making some hot chocolate!

Good day Reeceypoo. Wanna hang on rabbit or something?
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

I KNOW NO CLARITY! Everything is a void, the void of never ending sugar infused rainbow chocolate swirl delightful chipen nuggets!

the squirrels! They burn with such delight! Oh my they give my body such a fright! They'll burn me for true that's certain mr churkins!

AKU's gone and lost all his marbles kids!

Azuzu go to bed already you dork

You go to bed as well.
Your choice if it's the same bed.

It's noon where I'm at cunt! This giant bloody sphere is an urchin of service! I ain't got wits anymore!

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


you're beeing very silly, honey


nah, will join in a little bit tho. not sure if I feel like sleeping or eating right now

buuuut only my eyes are tired

Eat. Then see if you're still sleepy.
Download final fantasy while you sleep.
I can send you the money to buy it if you need me to.

Shuv your face hole I'm roasted almonds off my pill day I has feel out the wax zoo and energy to run marathon! I ain't be arsed to be sensible!

Those are important!

Take them out an drop me in soda filled Cookie Crisp! MY BODY IS HOT!

Help me Skye! Make it stop!

How!

Magics! You are o wizardry virgin who never touched tenders!

Heh.
I've had tenders, and the soft touch of a woman.
I'm a hybrid beast.

...

only if i don't go blind


GET TIRED BRA

EXACTLY

I couldn't ask you for that, very generous of you though thanks.

I'm just a lil tardy about getting things done on time. If you knew me in real, you'd know my "tomorrows" are next Tuesdays… I think people in real just think I'm just a lil scamp


okay John

yolo

...

Exactly.
You only live once.
So look after yourself!

Mmm…. But for real. Get it done.

Exactly.
You only live once.
So look after yourself!

Mmm…. But for real. Get it done.

8chanpls

...

primarily because you ARE a lil scamp *swats yer reecerybutt*

it's too late, it's damages already begun

I sense…
unusual happenings…

...

/Pet

I hope that when I get as old and ugly as you, I have better things to do with my life than be weird and hit on 20 year olds

Tell me about Blewberrye. Why does he wear the coolface?

but im still pretty lol fagt


lot of loyalty for a hired shitposter

If I pulled off your diaper…will you die?

it would be extremely painful

You're a big chickun

...

for you

he is a le master ruseman

...

d'awww thanks!

...

Was being studied part of your plan?

of course!

/pet

Well congratulations, you arose your chickun.
Now what's the next step of your master plan?

/feels nothing

lol hitting on azu. azu too good 5 u


crashing this thread
with no survivors!

...

;~;

its platonic if not attempted theraputic

everything ok azzy? *snug*

I think I understand…

Hi.

hello Holla Forumsread

Hi.

You have a very nice waifu.

Sup, faggotron?

didnt learn your lesson last time huh?

Hey.
About to eat ribs, so won't be able to type for a while.
But nice to see you qt

oohkay, I serial need to go sleep… my eyes are crusting over.

night night

BLEWWWWWWWWWW

hey hey

goodnight tiny friend!

You know…I've been thinking about some things.
What lesson?
And a genuine question: What is your fascination with diapers? I mean I know the details of your fetish but…how did it come to be?

Sleep tight, Reeceypoo, dream of Fluttershy tonight.

Thank you, Mr. Truthful Dubs.

im on it!

hey solaire hows it going?

smoking what about you faggotron 2.0

ok :3

...

That showing up in bread leads only to diaperspam?

Im not sure if genuinely interested question or just autism

And who the fuck are you?

Might smoke in a bit myself. Got me a new piece.

I've accepted that lesson. And it is a genuinely interested question.

Been better.

#oXnudQPI=C of course of course

Im not sure, its like asking "what got you interested in food" or sex, or so forth.

Question for you: do you secretly enjoy diaper pron?

So it's just natural to you? Interesting.
And no, I do not.

Why did you try to add me on Steam?

K back.
Howsu little one?

theres no particular incident I can point to, no.

also, why do you then choose to rreward my diaper spam with your delicious butthurt and screaming if you dont like it? I am puzzled. Skitty believes you area troll trolling trolls, but I've put forth the hteory that its merely austisim.

given you were paying attention, seeing a diaper pinkie show up in the corner of your screen must have been unsettling.

who are you?

It's both.

I'm a bread-goer since about 2012 I believe.

Add pls azz

haha I hadnt considered that possibility. interesting. either way thanks for all the fun!

I want to eat her ass

...

...

...

...

Who is your favorite pony (filly and adult)?

unf

...

scoots, dash, and flutterpony, in that order.
howabout you?

?

you guys are weird, just another day in pony paradise

If my harddrive will let me, I got a lewd story for you involving Celestia and tailjobs.

Glimglam, Panka, and Sweetie Belle.

I wanna mosh my penis in your ass

Steam

Mushy.
Tell stories of how awesome brexit is!

im high

I'm not too big on tailjobs, but bring it.
I want to cum inside Princess Celestia and "accidentally" call her mom.

sweetie and glimglam are pretty chill tbh

Yay~

no you're making me feel sick

ok

;~;

So, plans for the afternoon?!

I thought you were M1racle.

I'll get it. Eventually.

...

this reminds me, ive been searching for steben universe diaper pron but found none, or else I would have posted it

thank you. that is the only rest i need. please

I hope you know how to run the decks when I pass out!


m-mushy?
Bleh, this country's an uncertain mess right now. Right now life's in order, at least where I live, but who knows.

*breathe in*
boi

Are you an EDMfag as well?

the search must continue>>5947764
be back in abit

uhm, okay…?

Yeah. Rough times ahed, uncertainty is the only thing we can be sure of!

Modern day EDM isn't much my style. If it's something seasoned from the 90s and 00s, then I'm all in.
I'll listen to almost anything in any case.

At least Farage got BTFO'd, although I can't say for sure a new UKIP leader would change anything of its' questionable image.

uh, he didnt get btfo? He stepped down with grace?

I can just hide the images though

Aww damn

Fair enough. I really don't like sticking my nose in all this, I just go by off what I'm told.

Underrated post.

Fair enough~
So, howsu?

A portion of today's EDM feels overplayed, at least to my opinion. Not that I don't like it, it's just how I feel when things go mainstream and get played every day, even 2-3 times in a single day.


Pretty chilled and just loafing around.
Yourself?

final fantasy online~
Gotta game!

My brother plays this an awful lot too, or least he did a while back.
Have fun :3

oh cool!
I will do thanks. raiding atm

wow bread got quiet!

...

you cannot hide from me!

...

Moshi Moshi
Sumagarodu desu

...

hurray!

...

...

benis :DDD

...

I have regained consciousness! I need more! Give me more!

best princesses

Come to life with the power of EURPHORIA

...

Gib me more consciousness!

...

justsaw something shiny out my window.

That belly button.
uuunnnnfff!

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

pretty cute huh?


maybe it was Shiny!

Do you prefer children or adults IRL? Just making sure.

...

lmao weed dude

i prefer you, you sexy diaper man!

Would you let me kiss your belly button?

well sure
*squee*

...

i'll be back later, need to make the trip home for about 2 hours or so

how's the sexiest shitposter doing?

Take care sexy shitposter.

Futa is best

No

ecks de la dee

...

lawd

Guess what guys?
I'm back.

...

Time for work!

...

...

JoeyWorldTours is the best.

welp, no room for us in the finals

...

rarity is the worst horse

...

She's actually the best of the mane six…

Yeah, who could like a selfish bitch like her?

she's not rainbow dash. what you lie for?

rose worst human

...

ruby obviously.


I'm fine with this title.

post mare rainbow dash.

sounds fair~

that thing you keep posting is horrifying.

...

Post boipussy.

hey raptor.


I don't save such filth.

wow rood

Then no Dash.

How're you Rosey

It's too hot to function.

where are you getting that thing from?


;~;


tired, headache. the usual.

how are you, hon? :33

...

You could have prevented this.

I am, thanks.


hey canon!


theere is nothing I could have done.

You could have posted boipuss.

Nacon, I know an Arabic!
Masha'Allah!
:D

You're hot, yes, but you are functioning so you aren't, no thanks.

and I told you that I don't have any.


barely.

Just got up, going to have coffee then breakfast.


That is a cool picture.
How're you going today Canon?

...

:o
Are you drinking?

You have at least one.

...

this is good. how do you usually have your coffee?


coffee? yes.


I am not taking a picture.

2-3 teaspoons in boiling water in a coffee cup that's it :3

You SLUT.

...

black huh?


who are you talking to?


hey wez.

You and your boipussy escapades.

mhmm, real coffee !

Hiya Rose!!!
how's u?


Subhan'Allah brother scoks!
how's u?


Yay Rap!!!
I'm doing good, first day of feast was good, visited family and was plenty of food.. however I had to get back home early to finish another report… but good news is we got 90 on our latest submission so that's a fine refresher on the mind.. so overall it was a good day, oh I might watch Germany vs France tomorrow with friends

How's u Rap? :3

Rainbow Dash has no class and can't solve problems that can't be solved with brute force.

I don't have those.


tired. you?

there are other ways to solve problems?

Hiya Rose! How are you?

Oh, good. I was worried I was missing out.

got a headache, taking caps of a new girl.

how are you?


why would I let you in on them anyways?

...

nope, no boipuss for you.

I was merely testing your resolve.

youtube.com/watch?v=Zu5LjnmYvp0


Perhaps some rests are in order no?

I'm doing well, just chillin n working on a report for my GIS class, also today was first day of Eid al-fitr (basically celebration that Ramadan is over) so went and had a feast with family which was nice. also gonna get dinner soon

Cool, hope you have fun with the game :3
Sucks about having to leave early for the report though.
Did you have all your favourite foods :3 ?

uhhuhh?


I just got up.

noice.

Why did that other one say you had at least one?

Pretty good, actually. Who's the new girl?

I don't know.


lord dominator from wander over yonder

Oooh, neat. Did you sleep tight?

I see. Forgive me for doubting you, master.

Hehe thx, yea it should be something! also I'll be watching it with that pilot friend of mine who's visiting the country for a week

and yea, the report timing is a shame, but oh well there's only 2 weeks left so what must be done shall be done!

and yeah, the foods were pretty goods! :3


Oh, hope you had a good sleep then!
though…isn't it like late afternoon at your place?

not really. my house has been rumbling all day for some reason.


hey now. shouldn't it be the other way around, master?


2pm. I was up until 4 thos morning, and I had nothing to do today, so it's all good.

Oh yeah cool, was he the one that couldn't make it last time?

Thats infinity ew

OK, what does that mean?

Whale, just laxing with my lil pupperdog

Damn, is it spooky ghosts?

I told you not to do that, but you had to be a bad kitty :p

you're gross!


making bad decisions is my thing.

Why? what other bad decisions did you make lately?

Oh right, you're on the far west, yea that's about the time I usually wake up if I stay up pretty late

and it's nice to have a chill day every once in a while


hmm I can't quite remember what I said before about him to relate to that question

oh btw, what's the status on your 1080 delivery?


It means "Glory be to God"
oh that's nice! what typa pupper you got?

I've made more than I care to admit.


I have chill days four days out of the week. it's starting to be boring.

I know you are but what am I?

Oooh fancy

A maltese, he's a cute little one

I've got time to listen c:

Nonsense! You just need a hobby.

I think I preordered the strix OC version, but I'm not sure if I should get that, because the other strix is in store now and yeah I dunno how being OC'd impacts lifespan and such, but that being said as well, It's going to be another week before I can afford it… so I may as well wait that time to decide right?
It is only 50 dollars difference afterall.

gross as well.


I have waaaay too many hobbeys for my own good.

I'm not talking about them even if you promised me cheesecake if I did.

It's called wit, darling.

Cool, what are your hobbies, besides drawing?

And what if i promised catnip? :3

We can gross together ~~~

it's called stupid. you're dumb, rainbow dash is the best, and that's final. what does rarity do? make dresses? horses don't usually wear clothes, so her profession is already fucking retarded. you know what rainbow dash does? she controls the weather! that's already infinity more important than what rarity does.


yu-gi-oh! I also play a ukulele, play the vidya, like to drive around a lot when I have the money for it. lotsa stuff.

Luna is best pony, stop arguing


Neat. How good are you with the ukulele?

add print in this and change to ponka or trixie and this is me

and replace ukulele with acoustic guitar… you know what…

I'll grab the grease bucket~


I can play a couple songs. I haven't got the hang of strumming, but I'm pretty good at fingering it.

you are wrong. roseluck is best pony.

okay?

Hiya skittle. You are Justin Time

Ill get the lard~

I'm sure you are~

Luna c:

oh very nice!
A friend of mine had a terrier.. not sure which one exactly but she looked most like a Norwich Terrier, sadly once he took her to the capital on a busy street and her leash somehow broke and a card was passing by and..yeah.. it didn't end so well..poor innocent thing..


Oh I see, well I heard from reviews the strix had one of the lowest temps when it came to long term gaming, so I think that's usually a good sign of longevity..however I don't know if the OC'd clocks would affect its lifespan negatively
and yeah, it ain't that much of a wait for you then :P

as for here there's still only FE versions of the cards.. another store has them but at 878aud and 1264aud for MSI GamingX 1070 and 1080 respectively bah!

also

my house just rumbled again. what the fuck is going on?


now we're talking~~~

But i am not skitty

that's real cute how you think that, and how fucking wrong you are. roseluck is the best.

Retarded enough that she can afford to expand to two cities, hiring managers and store employees for each one. She's not just a dress maker, she's a franchiser.

The weather is more or less the duty of all pegasi, and the show has shown that they can pretty much be drafted into duty at any time. Moreover, if you'd paid attention to the show at all, you'd know she's now a part of the Wonderbolts. Her job is to race around for show. She's an entertainer.


We were considering mainly the mane 6. Pretty sure Rose is a fan of Roseluck.

Spooky ghosts! They will whip you!

car*

Poor thing!

I never let my dogs out without leashes, too many wildcats and foxes and bears where I live

Shall I get the monkey's paw or will you?
We'll also need eye of newt ans some other things too

Sure, skitty


Doesn't matter, got called cute

Did you check out that website I sent at all?
I don't know, but it might offer a few deals cheaper for yourself, maybe sooner as well

You really dont remember me, do you?

dox me please

I'm too tired to remember. If you're not skitty, who are you?

oh… never mind.
good horse should have motivation. so, neither of them are good horse now. they were ruined the same way twi was. they achieved their dreams too quickly.


bring it on~


I have the souls of virgin orphans!


in a derogatory way.

That's great and all, but do we have tears of the innocent?

...

...

zzz

bring it on~
How did you know it was me who was the spooky ghosts :o

Nonsense, cute can't be derogatory


Uhhhh. Beeps?

I said innocent

Nah just Smitty..

Hey! I'm very innocent!

I kinda spammed my address here if that helps..

oh shit. I completely forgot.


don't give me that.


this is just perfect~


are you dead?

Yea is sad, but bad things happen I guess


Yea I remember I took a look at it, however the problem is that I would still pay plenty for customs and taxes here so I'm not sure if I would benefit much from it


he drew those Lunas, how could you not remember!

I'm so sorry buddy, i might remember you if it wasn't so late at night :c

Does dead inside count?


Err, no bells ringing, sorry


I don't remember anyone!

...

You see, you say that but..

Uh.. punch steve! He's innocent enough!

Yea
I guess uh..
C'est la vie
:3

but…?

...

You arent innocent

Elaborate.

Well uh
You just are

You have no evidence to support you claims

well you posted lewd once

nope!


NO!


yes!

You forgot me..

Uh
am I innocent?
Punch me instead

after your previous statement, you'll be lucky if punching is all I do.

Nuh uh.


I'm so sorry! D:


Kitty pls, i just wanna be a spooky ghost and whip people

Not even me? ;-;


haha thx Scoks! I needed that :3


I remember you, your arts are awesome!

kitty is a different poster. I am not skitty.

You're that palestinian guy from France, right?

Kicking too?
Are you gonna sock me?

Totes.

Haha, you're wlecome

You post as Katia on occasion, you're Kitty.

Lies and slander!

I'm going to pry your teeth out one by one, and make you swallow each one before I have you wash it down with mint flavored coffee creamer.


not in a million years. I am rose.

wose isnt kitty.
at MOST he's a cate

lies and libel*

PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT

So, you're a pretty, delicate flower, but getting to close to you results in pain?


Don't make me post warm socks!

you have no choice.


yes.

You wouldnt

You're gonna make me cry wose ;~~;

I am doing my job right then~

Maybe i would!

I don't like your job!
;~;

why is she so beautiful!?


that's the idea, genius!

Can we stop now?
I don't like this at all
;~;

Id hate you if you did

I don't know, that picture in particular is amazingly cute. I'd snuggle her.


Then i wont. I don't want you to hate me :c

Good!

...

I will stop.


you touch her and I will pull your rib cage out.

Did you draw that?

What's wrong with snuggling cute ponies? :o

Good good.

Ok, ok.. so we have all the ingredients
What does all it make, again?

...

Not even posting best pone

no.
that one is mine. I called dibs!


:3 delicious cupcakes!

This is best pone


Too bad. i'm doing it anyway

All of this for.. cupcakes?
Are you sure it isnt a nasty curse or something?

no tho

Ye tho.