Great battles in your nation's history

Slovak here.
Post any battle in which you kicked the enemy's ass.
Bonus points for kebab removal, as always.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shipka_Pass
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ongal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pliska
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Achelous_(917)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Devina
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Constantinople_(717–718)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uprising_of_Asen_and_Peter
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian–Latin_wars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Skafida
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontibret
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Chile
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maipú
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Arica
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Corregidor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Manila_(1945)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leyte_Gulf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_at_Cabanatuan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Argentina
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operativo_Independencia
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War of 1812

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

fair enough
any specific battles?

god fucking dammit

wait a sec, moravia is in czech republic not slovakia

explain

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nigga, Great Moravia was a little bigger than that
also included Slovakia, Hungary, southern Poland, northern Serbia, and such

Typical.

We don't go to war a lot.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vienna

On phone.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Shipka_Pass
russians were there, but hey, it was a pretty radical battle once we ran out of ammo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ongal
our country as we know it pretty much started because of this victory
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pliska
we got a pretty cool wine cup out of the emperor's head for it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Achelous_(917)
shame he died before taking constantinople

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The first and the last.

Roaches are simply very good at dying.

Damn. Dinko the Destroyer was an impressive fighter.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Devina
that one peasant king that fought off the byzantines and golden horde for a while, while also seizing the throne
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Constantinople_(717–718)
saved the byzantines from arab dick
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uprising_of_Asen_and_Peter
founded the second bulgarian kingdom
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian–Latin_wars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Skafida

if only it wasn't for communism

Explain Cyprus.

and just for the heck of it

proud emu warrior reporting

Kek

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The entire history of the United States

checkmate eurofags

How the fuck does one lose all 10,000 men in a battle against such low numbers ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_War

they underestimated the power of the cabbage king
never underestimate a bunch of angry peasants

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Get fucking rekt you chinky fucks.

schud mijn hoofd familie

When the commander of your army looks like this, you know without a doubt that victory is assured.

1812 never forget

Jackson was right

Also

Sadly, this war fucked us so much and we never recovered.

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The day after a British column got comprehensively wrecked, the native general decided to blood some of his younger troops on a surviving handful of redcoats. Didn't go as planned for them.

They made some forgettable period movie about it back in the Swinging London days.

why does everybody obsess so much over the "zulu" ?
and im not even talking about black people
i have seen white people talking about the "zulu" like they were something special

Why are anglokikes so shit at killing niggers?

The only thing you subhumans are good at is being willing ZOGbots building their empire for them by stealing it form the backs of European nations' hard labour.

Why do they bother in documenting that kind of stuff.

Irish here, happened close to where I'm from. Pretty cool stuff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontibret

Thanks for defending Narva for us, Swedes.
The only overlord we Estonians ever even liked were the Swedes so thanks I guess.

The way I learnt about that war in my history class was that after you won that fight you did a retarded mistake of going inside of russian territory and most of you died due to attrition.

Carl Gustav was based as fuck toward us. Built us an university, was pretty much the first king who didn't think we were suited only for farm work or slavery. Thanks to that alot of Estonians fought for the Swedish army.

Although the Kettle War was militarily speaking just a funny moment. It was of big strategic importance of stifling Austrian naval ambitions in Western Europa and the Dutch control of the Sea entrence to and from the port of Antwerp is still to this day a decently hot topic.

It also cemented Kaiser Jozef II's miserable military track record.

found the swedish poster

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War

well…

Sad thing is that we lost.

Fucking Ruskies and their Zerg rushing.

I always wonder how the Finns took down so many armored vehicles. Practically the only AT weapon they had they I know of is the Lahti anti-tank rifle

Get Rekt faggots

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Chile

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maipú

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Arica

where were the dank memes created? Mn3njalnik?

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btw I'm trying to stump a communist. Why was Pinochet good for my country? I've already said, economy, crime and he's crying oppresion.

Invented one of the most creative ways to kill enemies of the state

This is how


That took the nerves of steel.

In the Continuation War they had a lot more AT weapons from Germans.

lol, i always thought the kettle war was a joke from brit/pol/

Explain yourselves Montenegro

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Corregidor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Manila_(1945)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leyte_Gulf

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_at_Cabanatuan

So the result is 1000 poles survived?

What about the 6.5 million remaining Eurabian soldiers? That would be 6,500 POWs for each remaining pole.

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Its worth noting that most of those "Prisoners" were Croatians or Slovenians in the Yugoslav army that defected or surrendered since that was the first outbreak of fighting and they had to choose loyalties, the Yugoslav army was quite diverse at the time but later became almost all Serb.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Argentina

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

I call this the Great Three-Way Raping of Paraguay.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operativo_Independencia

Also kek, this counts as a war and we got to remove commies.

Portugal.
For kebab removal see: The Reconquista.

Kek

probs datamining, but I'll bite because nationalism

Some delousing under kraut command

Most of them were BT tanks which were designed to invade Germany and drive on motorways on wheels. That plus the cold made them unreliable and immobile on tracks and therefore vulnerable to sneak attacks.

considering they were niggers, they were special
imagine sparta in africa
have you seen any other black people achieving anything like that?
it's pretty impressive from the african point of view

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I would've put it #1.

It's my own, user. My very own, which I now gift unto you.

We couldnt five them the support we planned because of shitty internal politics.

No wonder the Finnish won. BT tanks were shit indeed, I'd even rate the T-26 higher than those boxes of aluminium foil.

Fly*

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Such a waste of life. Those 20 men could have gone on to do wonderful things with their lives. 20 people who will never see their families ever again.

War is hell.

Get rekt commie niggers.

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God I can't wait to go recolonize Africa once the European Union and World Police are too tangled up with the religion of peace to do anything about it.
Africa truly is a magnificent continent, it has almost unlimited natural resources, cheap undeveloped land as far as the eye can see, fantastic wildlife, and so much more.
The niggers don't deserve it.
I talked with a guy who worked as a PMC there with some Ex-Rhodesians and I'm fucking hooked, I can basically be IRL Moonman legally. Once I get some military experience, I'm going on a nigger-hunting safari.