THE SALT IS REAL

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Nein.

RIP America 1776 - 1920.

It's over, the Priesthood is finished. Just get it over with and kill me, YHVH. We have failed to be good servants to your chosen people, the Jews. ;_;

It looks to me like Glenn Beck is the one being punished by God.

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I want to like Christianity so bad, but these people make it so hard.

lel

A feminine man. I have trouble crossing my legs sitting up right as most men do having their balls crushed. Likely he is a uni-ball.

Jumping to conclusions, OP.

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A homosexual, and I say that as a purely factual statement without any intent of denigration.

Glenn Beck is a Mormon heretic. You can hardly call him Christian when he doesn't even believe in the Holy Trinity. Even Gnosticism is closer to Christianity than Mormonism.

Come on man. This guy literally smashed his face in Cheetos to mock Trump. There is no guess work here.

I covered that already;

cuck

Is a ziptie choking his ballsack or something?

Yeah the zodiac-jfk killer wouldn've saved us from TRUMP and MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN how fucking awful you RAT KIKE

Glenn Beck is a mormon cultist and therefore doesn't even believe in God.

Real talk: the mormon faith teaches that God lives in the physical plane, here in this universe, and on a faraway alien planet called Kolob where he has sex with angels 24/7 to produce souls. They have nothing to do with Christianity or with God. They just pretend because this way it's easier for them to fit in and not get called out for being heretics.

This isn't christianity- it's evangelical protestantism. Most mainsream christians who follow the Nicene creed are laughing at Glenn Kek for being an ass. Christianity is so distinct by each denomination that they can probably be considered entirely separate religions in their own right.

Jehovah's witnesses don't even believe jesus was the divine son of god- just that he was a prophet. I'm orthodox myself and I'm glad we're free of this cockiness that's been plaguing the west and the latins for a while now.

Are you implying that can't see what Glenn Beck is implying and what Glenn Beck is implying is that we will reap what we've sewn by implying Trump is the best?

Daily reminder.

That motherfucker actually shopped around for a religion to follow. He chose Mormonism because he didn't like the idea of hell. If you can make decisions like that and expect to be OK in the end, why the fuck follow ANY religion??

Yes.

Superior version

And now reborn as the American Imperium 2016-????? so rejoice brothers and sisters.

Can this faggot Jim Jones himself and his followers already? They're way past due.

Don't mormons believe that if you're a man and you die a virgin you get castrated when your soul goes to the mormon space afterlife planet or some shit- living out the rest of existence as a eunuch?

Better fix that wizard status anons

God is punishing America…
Child murder aka abortion legalized.
Sodomite "marriage" legalized.
50%+ divorce rate.
Traditional family structure falling apart.
Porn legalized.
Sexualized media.
Sexualized society.
The godless wanted a godless country and they got one.
Those who follow God refuse to fight the godless and this is what they get.

Better get 10 retarded wives anons

Truly a classic

Sounds like it's things we're doing to ourselves. I thought this "God" gave is free will and has been hands off since the New Testament.

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Those who believe in God refuse to stop the godless so those things happen.
So yes, you could say "we're doing this to ourselves" though God is allowing it to happen.

You want to see what a degenerate and godless culture looks like? You only have to look out the window.

You want to see what a moral and Godly culture looks like? Take part in a Godly church.

He did.

He's not.

Dude, he is a Mormon. Not a Christian.

Beck is a Mormon, not a mainline evangelical or protestant.

Not really accurate. Jehovah's witnesses believe Jesus existed before the world as the archangel Michael, and as the only creation God has ever made, the universe and everything in it was made by the preincarnate Christ/Michael. To them Jesus is the only unique creation of God aswell as the divine creator of the world.

You've got your own problems, such as a lack of systematic theology, an overreliance on liturgy as the foundation for worship and practice, rejection of the fallen nature of man and the proptiatory sacrifice of Christ - my point isn't to start a debate only to say accusing others of cockiness without any self-reflection is itself an act of hubris.

Most of these things were.occurring even while w Bush was in office.

"God doesn't make the world like this. We do."-Watchmen

All of those are transient and can be changed in a single generation. The foremost concern is not becoming Brazil or an Emirate because that's almost permanent.

So, where's the part where he's actively punishing us?

I don't understand.

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His proclivity to irrationally flying off the handle and tendency towards being overly emotional betray that he is a man of high estrogen to test ratio which goes on to imply that he has a high probability for having a comically small penor.

Say what you want about the eastern churches- they don't have issues of the sam gravity as lesbian bishops performing gay marriages after the fifth gay divorce or the bishop of rome smoothcing the feet of muslims who'd happily see him beheaded. A little ethnocentrism or theological differences here and there does not a cucked church make

To be fair I believe it would be a rational scapegoat to an extent to blame and fear god if you were born with a micro penis.

This country is collapsing in mind, body and soul. No sane person can deny that.
That's what you get without God.

Talk to Christians and you'll find out in quick order that God is not "hands off" in their lives.

And? What, you think God will only punish this country when a Democrat is in the White House?

Why don't you then?

And you really think you can stop that if God isn't on your side?

I'm so glad I'm not a Catholic and never was raised around Catholicism.

Say what you want about us non-Zionist Baptists, but that's just degrading. The only time you ever do anything with anyone's feet is in some of our churches, women will wash the feet of men with their hair, from the book of Luke. But the "figurehead" of your religion bowing down to dirty sand niggers who will never become Christian anyway? Give me a fucking break.

Kissing some sand nigger's feet? I'd have to walk away from that church immediately.

From what I understand it was originally a tradition in which the pope only honored a handful of very devout and productive priests for some two thousand years, until a few years ago pope francis just decided to kiss a few street women's feet too and now this shite

Doesn't answer my question

That's because of what they believe.

Just because the rot is below the surface doesn't mean it isn't there. Having the appearence of holiness does not the gospel make, if the east and west disagree on an something as fundamental as whether or not Christ died as a substitutionary atonement for sin or if Christ's posession of a human nature gives mankind through him the ability to be perfected unto theosis then we're dealing with issues that go the very heart of what it means to be a sinner in need of salvation and what salvation actually is.

I would argue that these are more important issues than the apostasy of liberal churches. Heretics have plagued the faith since Simon Magus, there will always be heretics leading people astray. What is important is the preservation and presentation of the gospel of Christ.

If you do not define the Chruch of Christ by fidelity to the gospel of Christ then of what use is the church?

I'm not a fan of burning people at the stake but I can appreciate that people of the past understood theological issues to be issues that concerned the soul and it's eternal destiny and as such were to be taken deadly seriously.

He's getting fatter every time I see him.

Yeah, not a good look. Proof that your religion is corrupted and probably a puppet of the Jew agenda.

The Pope, especially this one, will be burning in hell - if you believe in such a place.

This Pope has completely destroyed Christianity's credibility and devotion to the nuclear family and values therein. He's completely perverted the name of Christ and I hope he dies.

Stress eating four bags of crushed up cheetos in whisky like a breakfast cereal a day will do that.

is this goy serious?

I'm beginning to think you don't want an answer to your question, avatarfag.
I've already explained how this nation is being punished. They wanted God out of their nation, they got it. This nation currently is the result.

And? They're wrong because you say so?

lol

it looks like he has a very serious case of shatter shitter syndrome

He's a mormon, but I know that feel.

Don't you know that wizards don't die? we become wraiths

Thanks for the extra info, satan.

I thought he was a crazy conspiracy theory nut that Fox kept as an amusing pet monkey. Did he always have this faux super religious bent to him?

Punishment implies that a higher power is forcing negative conditions on the populous, but no such thing is occurring. Every bad thing that's come out of multiculturalism and abhorrent 'rights' is the logical end result of such policies. Multiculturalism isn't bad because God is punishing us for it, but rather because importing incompatible and inferior groups of people will inevitably lead to these results.

Atheist Scandinavians are vastly more moral than Catholic Guatemalans. That's why worrying about transient issues at the expense of your foundation eroding is suicidal.

That's an ugly mother fucker.

I got your back, meng

But you did not explain how this nation is being punished by GOD. All you did was state the results of our actions.

I've got nothing. I'm an atheist.

OC

That pic destroyed my sides

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Who's hand is that?

I've been looking for confirmation of this. I haven't found it, but I dd find this

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Maybe this fucker would feel better with his own kind.

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kek

Well memed, anons

I don't have a burn twatter account. can someone lob this at beckcuck in honor of my 6million man hours of photoshop work?

Sounds pretty hot tbh

I agree with everything you said, except for abortion. Abortion has saved America from being overrun with niggers.

And when you die you get your very own planet wit infinite sex slaves. It's a hedonists religion. It's the 72 but you don't have to die in battle.

Are the differences really big enough to matter? It's all nonsense

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Margaret Sanger was honestly one of the first female crimefighters.

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But fuck that looks uncomfortable.

WebM version.

AJ going off on Beck is KEK

BASED MAGGIE

These are the ramblings of an insane person. I don't follow Glenn Beck, so can someone explain to me why he got popular & what it is he actually DOES? Is he just a lolcow?

they really couldn't have picked a worse guy to be the good ol' christian boy in the primary.

WebM version for ants.

Evangelicals got W elected.

Will I ever forgive them?

Why so racist?

Wait, I was thinking of a different WebM. Not sure if I encoded that one, my bad.

Why are you not?

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This is bait, but I'll give you this anyways.

Not enough meme energy user

This is suppose to justify vilifying black people?

Really? REALLY?!

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Yes.
Yes.

Filter the avatarfag folks.

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There's literally nothing wrong with being racist.

Shill squids are not welcome here

he's so fucking dramatic holy shit

This guy is not going to be around much longer. His show is failing and he is firing people …

he keeps getting bigger

poor fuck is eating himself to death

He's not Christian he's a mormon he has less in common with Christians than the Cathar did. By all rights we should be burning him.

Why is Glenn Beck so Zionist? Aren't Mormons hateful of the Jews?

to-may-to / to-ma-to

Don't forget the statistics for "Whites" also includes beaners because those dumb fucks at the FBI don't differentiate.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Reported for shitposting.

Because a lot less people than you think actually read the bible.

God disinherited all of the nations at the Tower of Babel. The purpose of Jesus, the word made flesh, was to save all of the nations through faith on Jesus Christ to reconcile the disinheritance.

Satan pushing for a one world government represents undoing that judgement and people like Glenn beck are the standard bearers for this campaign. The jews and Mormons are no different where it counts.

My point is that the Mormon church and the jews preach a works based salvation rather than a faith based salvation. They are in the same league. If you break it down into that faith vs works dichotomy and that satan owns the media and the music industry you can see what this is all about. You can practically see Glenn's unrepentant sins of pride and gluttony on full display from his fat, contorted body.

Glenn Beck's Night Under the Heavens Campout confirmed by November. BYOKoolAid

I can agree with that. Most of the people that are sinful and tear at the moral fabric of white culture in this country are degenerate through and through and can be immediately identified. Faggots, lazy cucks like Beck, Jews, leftist-SJWs almost always either wear identifiers or otherwise draw inappropriate attention to themselves.

The way he is sitting looks like a 10 year old who is bored.

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purple/10

Very nice.

This is not 4chan.

How presumptuous, speaking for God.

See

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Well, Jews do it all the time, so…

He loved to curse others; now you curse him.
He never blessed others; now don’t you bless him.
Cursing is as natural to him as his clothing, or the water he drinks, or the rich food he eats.
Now may his curses return and cling to him like clothing; may they be tied around him like a belt.”
Psalm 109:17-19

Ears, eyes and nose look Jew to me.

"Thous shall have no gods before me"

-Commandment 1; The Bible.

Can't take much more goy smug face

"Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: (but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also."
John 2:22

"I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan."
Rev 2:9

pretty sure he is jonzing

I can't believe it took me longer than 10 seconds to notice the change

YOU HAVE FORSAKEN HIM YOU FALLEN SHEEP

TURN TO THE GOD YOUR LORD, THE MESSIAH TEDUS CRUZUS AND BEG FOR HIS FORGIVENESS

PREPARE TO BE PUNISHED FOR REJECTING HIS LIGHT

Nah.

That video is disgusting.

Jews are BTFO in the bible multiple times. And its really just he old testament that needs to be shot.

RIP America 1776 - 1865

Planted there?

Also God not a bad dad? The Christian God is a shitty as fuck parent as there ever was.

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Wow he's getting really fat really quickly.

What do you think will kill him first? Failing liver or heart attack?

His own hand

It's time Beck. The rope is waiting.

This is hilarious, blasphemous and awesome all at once.

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He probably meant to sit cross-legged in a dignified way, but his hip bones were crushed under his newly gained depression-weight. Ever the showman, Beck doesn't even flinch as he delivers his commentary while his hips grind under him like celery.

Not for long. Embracing secularism is cultural suicide.

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This is what true insanity looks like. How was this retard ever allowed on television?

If he wasn't American he would be called McTyre.

Checkmate

Canadians spell it tire you fucking hoser
look at the Canadian Tire logo

Man, you Cancucks really can't take a joke, can you? Did this start when the price of oil tanked, or were you always this autistic?

Does this guy know Gluttony is a sin?

youtube.com/watch?v=IcGtOsJSYSE

Thats just what happens after your country goes through 150 years of irrelevancy.

t. canuck.

It annoys the shit out of me how these true conservative types never wear a fucking suit correctly; it's always jeans and tennis shoes with these empty suits.

Holy shit!

Irony doesn't translate in text sometimes

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Logical Fallacy: Appeal to Religion

He truly is the Greatest Goy

He built replicas of the oval office and halls in the white house to role play in. Why can't he make a better set for the rest of his show?

I wonder what this post is

THE CUCKHOOD IS RISING

'cause he blew his budget on ass cream for his 'roids

Look, to be perfectly frank, the only reason there is a problem in the first place is because anything exists in the first place.

Your god is a cunt and never should have made anything. Fuck your shit.

God is the only hope of this country now

ASHES AND ECHOES

Say it. Say it for daddy. Don't be a fucking tease.

Greatness?

But, user, are you saying he got…
==SCHLONGED==?

Goddammit.
==SCHLONGED== ?

Well then.
SCHLONGED
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Seriously. Is he a half-eskimo half-jew covered with varnish?

I'm supposed to believe this guy has just done fasting?
kek

Silence you petulant fucking manchild, adults are talking.

Holy shit. He cries about fasting, but his double chin is bigger than ever.

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Glen, haven't we been punished enough with niggers?

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One of those responses better have been "But the Bible does forbid bestiality."

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This fucking guy.
This guy attacked Ron Paul supporters by saying people who worship the Constitution are the problem.

His fucking church worships the Constitution.
These people have zero consistency.

my fucking sides.

i used to be a beckfag

thanks Holla Forums for showing me the light

lol at this guy tbh. the country is being divided into the righteous and the scum, and this clown is sitting in the middle telling the righteous to join the scum.

Fucking cuckime, every single time it is one of these cuckime posters.

I rather get 10 genius wives.

You need to drink less when you're posting friendo

Read your bible before you spout off your bullcrap that God doesn't do anything:

Galatians 6:7

Yes, He leaves us to our own devices to let us know that doing our own way will only lead us to our destruction. This is LITERALLY the message in both the Old and New Testament - sin (living apart from God's ways) will lead to death but following Him and His ways in your heart - life.

Do you call muslims christian as well? Because they are in the same fan-fiction tier.

Low energy.

What's his stand?

Wasn't it god who rejected Ted Cruz? I don't get christcuck logic

He has chronically inflamed hemorrhoids. Had to have surgery several years back. IIRC, the pain during recovery was so severe that he temporarily endorsed socialized medicine via a tearful cellphone video filmed from his hospital bed.

Glenn Beck is quite literally butthurt.

God is a bad dad. He's a very bad dad.

you do realise that the societies that don't have legalised porn, just happen to produce the rapeiest sand nigger on earth, right?

Glenn Beck makes me hate christianity.
And he makes me hate god too.

Why is he obsessing around altruism this much? It's like he would gladly sacrifice his own people, to the end.

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Good point.

These cultists are really strange in all manners of life.

But God gifted us with Trump.

Its the christian mentality; pretty much all pious christians are like that. pardon my tumblr-ism, but its fundamentally toxic to be altruistic in the christian way all the time.

It doesn't get you anywhere either. They literally strung up sky-daddies favourite son despite him being the perfect altruist - that is probably the single most important lesson to take from the story of his life.

So sour.

Here's a cleaned up version for you m8

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Fuck.

Why does the US hold this horrible theology?

The covenant with Israel and jews its OVER.

Galatians 3 explicitly says so.

Gods chosen ones, or Gods peoples is the church.

No but I get your point

This more cryptic bullshit? Are there not old sinners and practicing Christians that die young? Compounded by the fact that we will all die at some point. You're also trying awfully hard to refute my point about God(assuming he exists) not actively punishing anyone by admitting he leaves us to our own devices.

Dualism is the greatest invention of the elite. It's turned every religious person into a solipsistic gamer trying to score points that will win them some prize in some other more important plane of existence.

I don't know how to deal with it. It seems like people are either one of them or not. Trying to convince somebody that they've been duped and that their time/tithing/tax is going to globalist ends has been mostly useless. I hate thinking about it. They'll never escape the thought trap. They'll never accept the horrors that they're party to as anything but necessary sacrifices to keep a clear conscience.

I suppose on the personal level, the feelings and emotions are legit. I've been in there and have experienced it for most of my life. When you suspend that disbelief, as they suggest you do, few can resist their message. I swear there is something psionic about it. It is very intense. Like the best part of the best film being played out live in front of you intense. Not that it feels good per se, but there is indeed some thing they feel that is outside of usual experience and may be interpreted as god or holy spirit. I've only felt it once outside of there and it was during an up close impassioned speech by a fellow zogbot.

The more I think about it the more triggered I become. There is no escaping the matrix for these people. They should be put down or put aside. I can't live among them.

You do realize that niggers of any stripe will rape compulsively no matter what you do, yes?

Pornography is a huge issue… in white countries. It causes a lot of psychological damage and further deepens existing mental issues like depression… in white countries.

Pornography has zero correlation with rape, and especially not in third world shitholes.

This is a tactic I've been trying recently, with some preliminary signs of success

The theory here is:

1) it is absolutely undeniably true. Anyone who does not believe that Christ was divinely conceived therefore believes that Christ was a bastard.

2) It is insulting.

3) It is therefore undeniably true that Jews insult Christ by not recognizing his divinity.

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fucking kek, somebody please send this to him.

Make it "raped and hung".

Probably true, might not be. Doesn't matter though, because it is entirely believable and will inflame people more.

The Jew in the audience almost started rubbing his hands

What the flying fuck are you on about? He's a Mormon. It's an extremely heretical sect, not actual Christianity like protestantism at all.