Poorfags, how do you intend to continue squelching delicious teenage porking portions when you're old and haggard?

Poorfags, how do you intend to continue squelching delicious teenage porking portions when you're old and haggard?

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Rape them, that's how I get all that pussy while being a neet

The older you get, the less youth matters. The older you are, the wider the age-range for fuckable women. At your age, op, anything over twenty has wrinkles and smells bad, so you're a frustrated virgin or you have never had sex with an experienced, tolerant, uninhibited and grateful woman.

You give them money and gifts. Women can be bought, duh.

this is why you are a virgin. not because you are too poor, but because you are wrong about women. The worst can be bought, the best demand respect.

but still have a price.

if by "respect" you mean a higher price like half your income for the rest of your life

ninja'd me

At the price of compromise only. Give some, get some. Like women, be liked by women. Entertain, be entertained. Respect given, respect due.

i could "compromise" all fucking year long and my dick is still not gonna be inside 10/10 lolis.

If you have enough money you can get these women.
Or…if you are a hunky muscular male, then you get them to fuck you willingly.

not muscular, but score highly with wimminz when it comes to height/looks/whatever. even if you're hot, you HAVE to be confident. when i was socially anxious i never got laid. even when i was a fattie with confidence, i'd get more grilbits than when i was slim and an anxious little fairy.

More girls here.

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Well that just goes without saying. You have to communicate with a female to get laid. Its just a hell of a lot easier if you're good looking and in shape.

dammit. so unfair. girls just have to exist in order to be fucked.
i'm telling mom.

Who's the girl in the OP?

just some chick in a random porno, lost it now but she was pretty damn hot. loved watching her perfect young bod fuck an ancient, haggard man

Because I'm sexy of course

The worst part about being 22 and virgin is that I'm wasting my good years.

yup, sort your shit out or only hags will await you. you'll kill yourself as soon as you have the required confidence, but you were too slow, so it's 50yo's or nothing

That made no sense.

what i mean is that one day you'll have the confidence required to approach girls, but not the looks, because you waited too long.

Well I have lived semi-segregated for most of my life and thus i haven't learned the unwritten rules on how to hook up.

i didn't have a clue either, so i just kinda jumped in. face your fears once and they're pretty much gone.
being incredibly forward worked amazingly well for me. i've brought 2 girls home this year, both of whom i'd met on the street like 20 mins earlier.

better have sex asap, once you hit 40, young girls from 18-25 will avoid you like the plague.

yeah seriously. somehow i lucked out and was never really deprived of sex. i know what it's like to fuck a 12yo virgin and to kiss, fingerfuck and generally have incredibly fun foreplay with, a load of teen girls and young 20-somethings. i'm not far off 40 now and i can't stand to be around young girls for long. they're good looking idiots who are swiftly maddening. my last relationship was while brief, really awesome, and with a 35yo mother of 3. i want to settle and have a healthy, long-term relationship. if i hadn't had the experiences with younger girls though, no way do i think i'd be able to settle now. physically they're absolutely perfect, everything about the sex is incredible, nothing competes with youth when it comes to beauty. i'd stand no chance with a teen now, if I hadn't experienced it I don't think I could let it go, I'd ruin every new relationship because i'd be craving fresh virgin grils for the rest of my miserable life.

so, yeah, enjoy. buy a lottery ticket maybe.

huh, dunno how i doubleposted there. still, taytay identical twin tweens? i'm ok with this.

Where can I get in contact with girls?

last 2 i fucked were just on the street. like 2 months ago i drove past a qt, rolled window down and asked her for directions. then said "would you mind showing me? i can give you a lift where you're going afterwards" or some shit like that, and she got in. we went back to my place, got rekt on coke and stayed up all night. before her i was trying to use a broken cashpoint. i punched the thing because it wasn't working, she came over and said "that's broken, do this", we got talking and went to a bar, then before even having a single drink, went to my place.
just being incredibly forward seems to work. no aggression or anything, but… i dunno, i think they were kinda shocked by how confidently i asserted that they were coming home with me, so they did, and we fucked eachother half to death.
i'd been in an 8 year relationship before then so i was rusty as hell and didn't really think it'd work, but it did. turns out girls are insanely easy and you can pick them up anywhere.

Anywhere and everywhere. You just have to understand what women want.
Go get yourself a cosmopolitan magazine or a seventeen magazine, go to the cute guys section.
See them? They are dressed nice, smiling, non-threatening. Most don't even have big muscles. Emulate those guys, ask random women for the time, directions, or advice on what pizza is best at the frozen aisle.
Women will be receptive if they want to talk to you, if not they will be courteous but firm. Don't feel bad, many have boyfriends or are married, its nothing personal.

every man should have a harem

I ''love" my sugar daddy.

Statistically impossible, but still the way life should be.