Make two lists, the first being crimes you'd do if you could get away with them...

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

Make two lists, the first being crimes you'd do if you could get away with them or already could get away with them, and the second list is crimes you WOULDN'T do even if you could get away with them.
I'll start:

Would:
Theft
Sexual harassment
Bribery
Forgery
Fraud
Identity theft
Vandalism
Stalking
Hacking
Phishing

Wouldn't:
Rape
Murder
Robbery
Kidnapping

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Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

Would:

Rape
Murder
Kidnapping
Theft
Sexual harassment
Bribery
Vandalism

Wouldn't:

Stalking
Hacking
Phishing

In ancient times I would be a bandit

die in battle
rape the distant lands
be a hero back home because you brought the gold

LG life's good

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Would:
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape
Rape

Wouldn't:
Murder

Owen Anderson
Owen Anderson

Would
to many

Wouldn't
rape

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

would:
all of them

wouldn't:
murder i guess
and torture

if i had absolute freedom, i would swiftly turn that into absolute power and then i would save the human species. save you all from yourselves. maybe even save us all from entropy itself.

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

Would:
Theft
Robbery
Cheese Pizza
Arson
Wouldn't
Murder

Lucas Jenkins
Lucas Jenkins

Would:
theft (done)
forgery
fraud (done that lol)
vandalism (check)
murder (i wish)

Wouldn´t:
rape

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

I didn't realize so many niggers browsed Holla Forums.

Austin King
Austin King

Would:
pirate animu
Wouldn't
murder

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

Would
Harass
Slander
Libel
Blackmail
Grand theft
Hack
Post revenge porn (not that I would, but do adult things and catch adult consequences)
Vandalism
Bribery
Grow psychedelics for personal use

Would not
Murder
Rape
Petty larceny
Sexual assault
Kidnap

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

Am I seriously the only person who, you know…. wouldn't?
Like, I don't really follow any religion, but I still act as if I have to answer for ALL of my actions. Maybe in a historical context? Not sure, but if I can't explain my crime as necissary to some all-knowing body, whether it's the annals of history, or aliens, or a God or whatever, if I can't explain it, then I don't do it.

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

Would:
Theft
Sexual harassment
Bribery
Forgery
Fraud
Identity theft
Vandalism
Stalking
Hacking
Phishing
Rape
Murder
Robbery
Kidnapping

Wouldn't
???

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

my nigga

Joshua Perry
Joshua Perry

anonymous posting.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

checked

Levi Jackson
Levi Jackson

would
grand theft

wouldn't
petty larceny

WTF?

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

crimes you WOULDN'T do even if you could get away with them

Having sex with OP's mom

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

would
look at a woman (rape)
talk to a woman (rape)
compliment anyone (rape and harassment)
make dick jokes in a text message that someone behind me might get triggered and see (triggering and rape and harassment)
not be sorry about my heritage (oppressive imperialist ebil natsee scum who is out to gas literally everyone)
have my own opinion (LITERALLY HITLER)

wouldnt
YOU LOVE SOMEBODY TO LOOOVE
YOU BETTER FIND SOMEBODY T'LOOOOOVE

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

i dont care for your blog m8

downvoted and reported

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

WOULD: Steal Kennedi's heart

WOULDN'T: Assault Kennedi's trust again

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

If I'm not getting in any shit,I'm not holding back.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

would / have

statutory rape
theft
hacking
piracy
cheese pizza
eat the snacks

wouldn't

anything else

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

hitler dubs I am nationalist pedo master race

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

nevermind I need sleep

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

lol how embarrassing

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

i know right

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

fuck off user!

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

Would
Cheese Pizza
Piracy

Wouldn't
everything else

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

Would:

Robbery

Wouldn't

Murder

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

I'd kill the fuck out of everyone

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

I once went 7 miles over the speed limit, the experience haunts me still today. I think back on my life, centered around that moment, and realize had I been caught then and there, and forever exposed as a filthy criminal, I couldn't stand to live today. Regardless, there is a tugging in my mind, and a gripping of my stomach and keeps my thinking about the experience, how frightening it was, how alive I felt. I admit that since that moment I've gone over the speed limit more than once, but never to that point. Thrill is fun, but not more important than safety.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

Reported
Your going to the pokey,faggot

Julian Price
Julian Price

Would:
Hacking
Vandalism
Arson
Loitering
Shoplifting
Money laundering
Fraud
Forgery

Wouldn't:
Murder
Rape
Torture

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Would:
Everything

Wouldn't
Nothing

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

Would:
Not seeding my torrents

Wouldn't
Your mum top kek

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

Not seeding my torrents

You animal!

John Bell
John Bell

you need to be beaten

John Ward
John Ward

Would: do this

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS RAPE YOU BIGOTED SHITLORD

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

steal, rape, pillage, plunder villages and loners with other bros
collect unimaginable wealth
we help each other
create a town
enforce our own rules
maintain our wealth

Jordan James
Jordan James

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little rape apologist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Social Justice 101, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Holla Forums, and I have over 300 conlimied instances of saying "check your I am trained in being overly ofiended and I'm the top SRSer in the entire
s ocial justice blogosphere. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord I will call you a neckbeard with persistence the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth,
mark my fucking words, You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the intemet? Think again, cis-sexist pig, As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
dilferently-abled, ethnic, transqueer womyn across the USA and your IP is being traced rigrt now so you better prepare forthe AC360 investigation, *aggot, The investigation that
wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your erotic Holla Forums You're fucking privileged, kid, I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred
ways, and that's just with my bare hands, Not only am I extensively trained in arguing with shitlords, but I have access to the entire arsenal ofJezebe|.com and I will use it to its full
extent to wipe your privileged bigotry off the face of the continent, you little shit, If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ‘sexist’ comment was about to bring

down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will passive-aggessively type fury all over you and
you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, cis scum.

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

what

Adrian Robinson
Adrian Robinson

I'd commit all crimes

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