ITT

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

ITT: The worst haircut you've ever received

be me
just moved out to new college, no one knows me
be a normie fag and go to the Great Clips down the street
want to look fresh for first day of class
pay $15, show her model picture of some douche with hair that I want
she scalps me in the center. Close enough to see through, not enough hair to cover it up
go back to dorm room
have to shave entire head
discover I have a misshapen skull
first week of classes I look like a cancer patient whose skull is partially caved in
mfw other kids ask me if I had a brain tumor removed

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

hahahaha, nice story.
every haircut I've ever had has been bad but I don't have any funny stories.

John Garcia
John Garcia

Do you go to a salon, or a barber?

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

be me
be in mid teens
have long hair
go to great clips
ask for just a trim
bitch gives me a bieber cut

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

my mom's been giving me haircuts my entire life.
I did go to a salon once when i was 12 but the haircut was still shit

Jace Carter
Jace Carter

haven't been to a barber in ten years or so

baldness is a bitch

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

at least you don't have a huge scar across the back of your head like a real brain cancer patient

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

have long hair
everyone around me keeps telling me to cut my hair
keep telling them it's a waste of money and it's not like I have to go around for interviews all the time

Frankly, I've never had a hairstyle that I liked so I'm not gonna pay some guy to give me something that I don't want

aunt tells me she'll take me to a salon for a nice proper haircut
it's shit
she paid a bunch of money for a piece of shit haircut
have even longer hair now

I'm considering shaving my head and just putting on a hat

Cameron Anderson
Cameron Anderson

OP here. Shaving your head completely is strangely liberating actually. I recommend getting rid of it all at least once in your life. Mine was an accident, and I'd never do it again, but it was an interesting experience.
If I had a nice head shape, I wouldn't give a shit if I went bald. Something like Stamper, that dude's head is handsome.

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

I tried the shaved head thing. It was novel but long hair is the only way to go.

You naturally grow long hair on your scalp and face. Would you shave a lion's mane? The hair exists to protect you and is the most obvious sign of health

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

be me
go to the barber that I go to for the past 5 yrs
attractive slim woman in her 30
use clean glove when cutting hair
does a good job quickly without much chatter
hair salon under new owner with male stylist
feel uncomfortable and wanted to leave
assure me he does a good job
cutting my hair without gloves
midway, without my consent, walked me to tub where he shampoo, massage and wash my hair with bare hand.
wrap my head with a towel of unknown origin.
left with a bad hair cut and scarring memory.

William Campbell
William Campbell

If you're balding, eventually it's the only answer. Everything else looks like it's a dead twin that nobody has the balls to acknowledge.

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

What a fag

muh microbes

Either way he still gave a crap haircut

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

I got a Mohawk. Worst decision of my life.

Charles Martinez
Charles Martinez

Those look like they need ridiculous amounts of maintainence to actually look good.

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

ive been considering shaving half of my head to look like skrillex, i like the haircut. but my hair isnt that long yet plus getting a job will be a bitch.

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

head shaving is the bomb shit
start shaving head after first year of college when i realize i am not going to be dating (sausage fest) and thus don't need hair
looks weird at first but as tanning occurs, and people get used to it ends up looking alright
actually look forward to shaving my dome, feels really good after
shaved face and head is a clean professional look assuming you don't look like a faggot
all else fails you can say you got it for religious reasons rather than being a cheap low maintenance fuck

going on 5 years now
i'd recommend if you're a sperg/robot and know you're never going to need hair to just shave your head, or at least just invest in some clippers to keep it closely cropped tbh.

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

being this much of a fucking pussy
This is why the West is falling.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

I'd be very careful with that.

Noah Adams
Noah Adams

I once went to SuperCuts (bad mistake) and ended up looking like the Terminator.

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

literally the only bad thing about that is the "bad hair cut".

if you want a good haircut, go somewhere that's for men, has vinyls and americana on the walls (assuming US), is owned by a middle aged guy, and staffed by a few women that call you "hon".

looks like shit on most people. don't do it if you have a second chin.

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

be me
go outside for the first time after 10 years
tell her to give me a modern haircut
look in the mirror
hitlerjugend.jpg
checked the calendar just to be sure

Some things never change in Germany.

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

I've got buzz cuts all my life.

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

Mummy always gave me decent haircuts as a kid. When she fucked my dad's friend and moved out I no longer had anybody to cut my hair and now it's long as fuck.

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

They always fuck up the back. I own a pair of clippers now so I can make adjustments.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

You could write a book on it:

Adultery ruined my haircut!

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

I just shave my head any my hair gets too long

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

anytime*

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

have natural hair (i.e. washed only with water)
don't know where to go to get it cut
don't know if it matters

what do I do

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

shampoo your hair you greasy fuck

Samuel Gomez
Samuel Gomez

Wash only with water

Your hair must be the greasiest shit ever, if I don't shampoo mine every other day it gets gross as fuck and it's pretty long

Wyatt Thompson
Wyatt Thompson

Tell everyone you have cancer. Maybe some girl will give you a pity fuck.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

Shampoo is a jewish trick. Your hair is better without it.

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

you have to shampoo long hair
short hair can be washed easily without it.

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

Its not greasy at all

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

This, I'm not spending money on shampoo to take oil off, then spending more money on conditioner to put it back it. Its fucking dumb. Only retarded fucking goys spend money on that.

James Carter
James Carter

baking soda and vinegar fuckers

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

I call major fucking bullshit.
Pic and timestamp or you're just another lying jew.

Logan Hall
Logan Hall

denial

you're like those "natural" motherfuckers who don't take showers and claim they don't smell

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

Oy vey I'm leaving for work, will post pic in 5 hours after my shift

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

Trips confirm that shampoo is indeed a jewish trick.

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

You shampoo your greasy-ass hair so it doesn't look greasy, nor will it smell like ass.

Overusing shampoo can lead to harm of hair, but that's when you're using buckets full everyday. Shampoo your hair every couple of days so it doesn't smell like shit and you can get a job.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

That's actually how I get laid. I have to leave the college I'm at so they think I'm dead, but it's a foolproof system.

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