What does an ordinary penis look like?

What does an ordinary penis look like?

This is an urgent matter

they all look abnormal to me

that picture It's a joke?

Nope. These are various congenital diseases/disfigurements boys can be born with

Numbers 5, 8, and 12 are the only ones that don't belong in a circus.

Is circus what you call your anus?

We can trust this man. He has been to a lot of penis circuses

You could call him a ringmaster!


kek

lol

those are all not normal

1) WTF
2) wtf
3) WTF
4) ew. but ok
5) ✓
6) eh
7) da fuq
8) ✓
9) ✓
10) um, ok
11) WHATTHEACTUALFUCK
12) ✓
13) …ok
14) HOLYFRANKLYNJESUS
15) NOPE

I knew this infographic would come in handy sooner or later!
Actually I am surprised it didn't sooner.
I guess the second one is partly related.

this shit's interesting. you got moar?

these are incredibly fuck up dicks

...

Not really unfortunately.

Got some tips on trapping, giving blowjobs, eating pussy, prostate stmulation and anal sex (for the receiving end).

You sure these just aren't some fucked up hentai nip fetish dicks? Seriously, even the fucking elephant man would be ashamed of armadillo dick up there in the top left. I feel short changed in sex ed, anyone got some real pics of these? Anyone with a dick like this live long enough for someone to take a real picture before throwing themselves out of a window?

Oh, and also unless you are already familiar with this legend. Don't have any medical information but it's real to my knowledge, the reddit should probably still be possible to look up (just search Double Dick Dude).


I think that's already a word and means to stimulate one's vagina.

thanks!

yeah I've heard of the double dick
amazing stuff

thats unfair and cruel to let another man know you have 2 cocks

Unless you are dating twin sisters

I bet they would be fun to stroke

I think he even said the both worked, even though one (presumably the left one) was more difficult to keep hard.
Also he's a biscum and -surprise- gay dudes are more into it than women, apparently.

I wonder if you blow down one the other makes a whistling noise?

of course he might have trouble getting them both erected naturally, imagine all the blood that will be need to have to fully erect cocks.

Yeah. I mean, even some men with a single, big cock have troubles staying hard due to the size. And his are pretty big too.

Just like lesbians and carpet munching!


I'd like to see webm related with one hand on each.

Just imagine feeling lightheaded every time you pop a boner. Poor guy.

…what?

How well does this work?

I think I've seen number seven in a movie. Like some kind of weird alien.

When you fap it has to be one hand up, one hand down.
Otherwise you just bang your knuckles together

shit, meant:

How many men are enthusiastic about going down on a woman? How many lesbians have pussy as their main course?

How much pussy would a chinese lesbian eat?

Oh, ahah, right. I thought you were referring to the first sentence.

antispam bump

What's wrong with 12, 8, and 5?

And would getting circumcised stop all the things in this pic from happening?

The pic has some joke ones you speng

Ah. What about the ones that aren't jokes? Would circumcision prevent them from happening?

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