Special Unique Windows Appreciation Thread (Unique Idea Don'T Steal!!)

there's never any threads about Windows here, so I guess it's up to courageous me to start one. Why use Linux when I can use a shiny antique OS from last decade? while you sit in your basement all day trying to get your wireless adapter to work, I've been getting actual work done (pic related). maybe linux would be more internet friendly if NT wasn't the BACKBONE of the internet

and I'll have you know I only spent like all last week uninstalling updates and running unsigned binaries to hopefully maybe possibly get it to stop siphoning bits of data about my system. I deleted a dll with "track" in the name and I'm sure that did something. not sure why my start menu stopped working yesterday.

sometimes I hang out with a group of friends and we all boast about how long it's been since we last updated. haha only fucking idiots patch their systems, wake up sheeple! I haven't updated in $YEARS and STILL no malware has alerted me to its presence. #outsmartedmuch?

this is the same OS I've had since day 1 and it's been with me through two dozen HDDs (anyone know why the light with the cylinder is always on? does that mean windows is kicking ass as usual?)

have fun not being productive at all while I play the latest AAA games.

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All the autism required to produce this thread surely dwarfs that of every Freetard and Windslows user combined

Hello my fellow friend, may can i ask you what it's the name of the anime that it's being played in Final Media Player.

I really appreciate that there are other people like me that consider that Microsoft Windows is the best OS in the planet.

Here i attach a screenshot from my desktop for your delight.

Thank you sir.

Puni Puni Poemy. It's a fake, two-episode long series that was in Excel Saga as a joke, but they made it real.


You're welcome.

Oh Excel Saga, that anime in where they had a little dog to eat in case they don't have enough money to buy food. Nice.

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there's always threads flagellating Linux here here, so I guess here's another :))))). Why use whatever OS you like when I can use a shiny antique kernel from last decade? while you sit in your basement all day trying to play games and have fun on a leisure device, I've been getting actual work done. maybe NSA/Windows would be more internet friendly if autism wasn't the BACKBONE of the internet

and I'll have you know I only spent like all last week updating config files and reinstalling the OS to hopefully maybe possibly get it to actually work for once because I need the most bleeding edge device ever. I deleted all my waifu porn and I'm sure that did something. not sure why I can no longer get boners to anything other than Stallman's beard.

sometimes I hang out with a group of friends and we all boast about how long it's been since we last showered. haha only fucking idiots shower. Microbots much? Wake up sheeple! I haven't showered in $YEARS and STILL no human has alerted me to its presence. #outsmartedmuch?

this is the same OS I've had since day 1 and it's been with me through two dozen HDDs (anyone know why I love cock? does that mean my mom is kicking my ass as usual?)

have fun, while I rice all day.

You're a funny, really. What kind of drugs did you take?

mine was better

I liked Bonsai Buddy when it was the parrot.

When they downgraded to nigger-ape, it was gone for good.

You would say that.

Needs more badly artifacted Nuclear Symbol with fire or skulls jpg

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Holla Forums here. Suggestion: A Bonsai-buddy like Nigger-ape (not purple happy monkey, but actual dancing fat nigger) that dances on the desktop and randomly says shit like "THAS RITE MAAAAAAAAAIN" "WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT" "MMMM MMM DAT BE SOME GOOD FRIED CHIKKIN". Option 2: Happy Merchant Jew who watches your Amazon purchases and says "NOOOO BAD GOYIM DON'T BUY AN OVEN"

You took the bait in the most autistic way possible.

That is glorious

Fuck off anime pedophile.

This must be a startup, it's a great idea!

The jew would actually help me stop making compulsion purchases. I literally just bought a rice cooker on Amazon even though I have no god damn problem making rice on the stove.

If Linux is so great why doesn't it have a purple gorilla tell me shit jokes?

Can you run him in Wine?

You could make him detect and comment about webpages about police, or egypt

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nice bump

the women depicted are all 18 years of age or older

We call the nigger buddy GNIGGER. The GNU Negroid Interactive Graphical Guidance E-buddy for Recreation.

Do you spend your entire day thinking about black people and how much you hate them and how much you want one to fuck your wife? Jesus Christ, calm down mate

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