Things you like doing when you're alone that people would think is gross

sometimes i'll hold my balls in my hand while i'm on my laptop

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ONLY sometimes?

You don't want them to get too hot user

When I finish exercising I like to smudge my hand and collect all that sweet smelling sweat from my nut sack and butt hole and smell it.

I also cup my hand while peeing in the shower and use my urine as a mouth wash. my urine tastes like beer

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I scratch my taint and sniff my fingers

ye ol taintfingers

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Pick my nose and wipe it under my chair or wipe it on the corner of the desk and clean it up when it dry.

i pick my nose and eat it
eat my precum
cut calluses and chew on them

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masturbate to boku no pico

Are you Egyptian?


Are you Greco-Romano?

honkey-spic

since when did fapping to boku no pico become pedophilic or even gay?

Is this 4chan I've accidentally arrived?

Drop the edge, I'm not moralizing, do what you like, but you just aren't straight if you find young boy-children easy to masturbate to, anime or otherwise.

There's a big line between 2d and 3d
but what would a normie white trash such as yourself understand?

I do that too.
But to answer your question…
Masturbate,the answer is masturbate.

i sometimes chew my hair a little if i am concentrating on something 😳😳😳😳😳

You gonna show me your titties this time,Nicole?

HAHAHA Nicole is no internet slut user.

Right, silly me. I've just remembered how anime cocks look like vaginas.

Shove off m8, don't know who you're trying to impress at this time of night, on this board of all places.

That just makes me want you moar