I am looking for a husband in return I can supply very good genes, attractive body, total submission...

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I know : (

okcupid was intolerable

That's not tits…

Most probably a guy

Look if you guys arent interested in a kawaii hikikomori high smv waifu ok

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Hi. I could be ur husband :)
I'm not 5'10 yet but my IQ is at least over 130. I never got it tested tho but I'm sure its that high.

I am 22 M and looking for wealthy qt to support my gaming, internet, and hotpocket addiction. I like anime and shitposting on Holla Forums.

Pls respond.

Okay I can provide top tier tendies, skype me bae

She just needs money for a plane ticket to visit you - I'm sure you know how this goes…

I don't use skype botnets but I do have tox
C204A771882B121E1802AFA8CCAA5A11FF3795E483BBB4CBC63D31794412D50334EDCF111E5B

no, did you not read? I am wealthy and I have no swiss bank accounts

Did you miss this post?

Why don't you just mail me 1000 USD, and we'll say we're square?

AY gurl, b-b-back dat ass up

Sounds like a pretty good deal, to be fair, except for your penis being so small.

you can only pick one missy

How is that?

Why you only paint your big toe? I dun't get it

I hate to be rude but your chair is also in pretty bad shape.

What the hell? How are your feet telling me if you are NatSoc or traditionalist?

Fine. Describe your looks and why I should marry you.

Also why a heart 8? Are you trying to pull some fringe shit?

8 because Holla Forums.

because originally it was the only one that chipped off, but then when I repainted it was the only one left when the others chipped….

I'm too much of a vagina beard to keep proper because I never leave the house so why bother

b-b-but don't worry I totally WOULD if I had a reason to….

How witty she is.

So tell me girl, why are you not married yet when you were actually worth marrying?

You answered my mundane question? Damn. Thanks though.

I have a kind of divisive appearance, people either think I'm goddess tier or terribly average.

You should marry me because I have really good genetics, obv. Super submissive and feminine too in personality, but in interests I'm pretty autistic if you're into that kind of thing…

This is not a description. Try again.

Why did no man want you yet if you are so great?
Do you actually have a vagina?

What? Are you actual autistic or imageboard meme autistic

Assuming you're a NEET, I can understand not posting face. I mean hell I wouldn't. Still, claims about appearance can't be backed up on an anonymous image board too well. Kinda makes the entire point moot.

p-pics?

I never leave the house and have social anxiety, so maybe that makes me not worth marrying, idk.

I tried okcupid but that was just a really terrible experience

Blonde, tall, blue eyes, strong frame but dainty features, pale, idk- how do you describe appearance any better than that?

I never go outside, so I know no men. I get plenty of offers from normies, I guess…

imageboard meme autistic only I think

that's why I included skype, fam

Genitalia or bust.

We've got to know if your a lady or a lady-boy.

Skype is actually a valid response, but. Why the hell are you looking for anyone of value here? I'm pretty sure everyone here is gay.

Why don't you accept them?

Because normies are scum, user.

that's why he is here

shit you caught me

hm. What's your favourite anime?

Osomatsu-san

oh dear, this didn't help your case.

Alright, one final question:
Asuka?
Or Rei?
(Don't get this wrong)

op here
I don't watch a lot of anime but I liked Himouto and wata mote
back in the day I liked autistic stuff like death note and code geas
now probs nichijou really normie shit

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5'9 but still growing. Late in puberty.
IQ is above 100 but not at all near 130.
M/19/middle class American citizen.
7 on a good day.

Shinji~

ehh, probs rei?

Wanna add another tox user?

Alright we may marry. When and where?

Record your farts and post them in this thread - you will have no shortage of suitors

I'll meet you half way but you have to add me on skype first

nice try cia

Skypebot deected

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I have something similar tattooed on muh dick bby (in bold)

tattoo my utox on u bby
show me you mean it

Pics or it never happened. Also, was it erect or flaccid at the time?

Erect it reads as the complete works of William Shakespeare

nobody else? : (

Allow me to refer you to this post:

Let me guess, everyone on Holla Forums told you to get fucked so you come to the gutter that is Holla Forums to try and E-celeb your worthless ass.

You might as well go get railed by some niggers, that is your worth if you cannot even leave the house and call yourself "autistic."

Nice genes.

yeah okay I have some flaws, I'm willing to admit that.

Where should I go to meet people irl then mr. I'm so much better than you??

jesus this post is autistic

OP, just post your face and cock, already. It's not like a woman would actually post here.

if you're actually a woman, face and tits would be great to prove you're actually a woman.

Come round to my rape palace place

You came to Holla Forums, what did you expect?

Married yet?

6'6
180 IQ (not tested but I feel so much smarter thin everyone else around me)
not a religious freaker whos an idiot and thinks god is real (HE ISNT)
I write limmericks, not yet published but I probably will be soon

Add me in skype: sasuke_mysoulonfyre

how am I supposed to stay chaste and anonymous and still prove I'm a vagina-kin

Hey, can you post the normal version? I lost my premium account.

488 756 1145 2897

kek

I lost my premium account so I can access the pic to know which one it is - and it changes the file name to the premium tag.

Need moar shekels!!!

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Crotch shot.

Leave the fucking house?

I'm not better, i'm 27 an inch shorter than you and i break shit for 20$ an hour. At least i'm not living in fear cause muh social anxiety.

Only reason i'm even responding, how sad my volk across the pond who, based off your dubious claims, are reduced to this shit.

Most likely a trap or some other nonsense, like you're actually 250 pounds.

I don't know, maybe socially anxious was a strong term; I just don't enjoy the people I meet when going out on top of not enjoying it. I'm introverted. You can call me shit all you want, but I do not think I am an accurate representation of women in the US regardless.

Plus if you really want to talk about shit, europa is not doing so well herself right now…

Not calling you shit, you really just make me sad.

i've worked around people like you and I've had to flat out tell a person.

"nothing you say is going to make me dislike you as a person."

Then the retard turned into a normal human being around me.

I probably have more problems than you, by a huge amount.

I thought you were from Europe, but you have citizenship.

What state are of the states are you in?

Georgia, ""diversity"" central

op delivers and nobody replies.png

yeah pretty embarrassing to not get replies to my lewds ngl

I bet they're gay. Probably nothing but eurocucks on right now

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I'm in MassaJewsetts, how do you think i feel?

If you have a southern accent that is hot AF though.

This has to be the saddest thread an long while. Dont do Holla Forums kids.

How about a hispanic weeb with a retail job instead. I not white but i do love eating pussy.

cuck

I am from Alabama and have typical white American ancestry (Celtic, German, British, etc). Consider following up with a post to confirm your authenticity and then we can continue conversation elsewhere. We can at least see if there is any opportunity for either party present.

Keep watching the thread. I will be AFK for a bit.

If you are genuine, my location makes for more practical opportunity than most.

skype: saddas.asdasdsa
I'm about to abandon the tor id

I bet you like dicks in the ass faggot. Eating pussy is a bliss on earth.

says the guy who likes to get on his knees first.

You cant eat pussy by getting on your knees you retard. Have you even seen a naked women, that vagina is far down between the legs, it would be uncomfortable to do it in your knees and you would barely be able to lick her. What i do is lay the girl on the bed and then she spreads her beautiful legs and lets have a go at that wonderful fruit. That is more comfortable for me and her.

I'm a couple hours away from Mobil.w e should meet up and make OC..

have fun walking on your knees like a crab. everyone will laugh at you as a man who can't walk like a human.

too late. I snatched her up.

adultry and lust is a sin you know, you should stick to your animes like touhou.

Fucking shit, my I.Q is 127 and my height is 5"7.

Tits or GTFO.

You're a homosexual tho..

Fuck you m8. People are gonna look up to me, they are gonna look and say "wow that man walks like a crab, that is impressive. Such mobility" if anything its gonna get me more pussy to lick. Fuck you, youll see, ill be famous and get sponsorship deals and ill be on late night talk shows and on crab meat packaging isn supermarkets. Ill have money for both crab meat and pussy, but i won't be need to use the money for pussy anyway because girls are gonna want me to lick them for free. Im gonna be a big bright shinning star, and everyone is gonna look back and envy me. Fuck you.

He is? Isn't that gonna bring problems in a heterosexual marriage, what with the sexual relationships and all.

You're a funny guy, user.

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So her penis is obviously mine. :)

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Get her to post more pix..
Don't let this thread die!

wew faggot

She's sleepin.

Trust me, this is gonna be the best lulz Holla Forums had in a long time.

Nigga dont fucking lead her on if you don't actually like her, dont be an ass.

Trust me, you are retarded and your trap is far too obvious.

Congratulations you actually made a post worse than dysnomia ITT, kill yourself immediately.

I will not be contacting you on Skype. I do not have a microphone or have a Skype account ready.

No further posts should be without a tripcode. You must understand that on an anonymous imageboard without IDs each individual post can be a different person. Even a typical picture does not prove you are genuine as most pictures can easily be faked.

However we can begin working out if both of us are real starting with privately emailing each other further negotiations. This is what I suggest for now: if any of the previous pictures were you, make a new picture with the same card as before but this time with your email written on it and with your left hand you will make an "okay" gesture while your right pinky toe touches the card. You should put the same yellow shirt in the background.

If you do this, I will post again under this tripcode with my email.

Cringe/10

Going outside to sprint for a bit.

white knights, on MY Holla Forums????

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Cringe/10*2

She's legit fam. I'd prove it but I can't post her face here, it's rude.

Don't post face, just another time stamped pic

I don't have any, she went to bed.
This is the furthest I'll show you until the wedding.

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That's not a deliver. You must be new.

Sonds romantic user, im sure she loves to be wooed as if she was a business associate.

Fair enough. Just remember not to reproduce, she's fucking got shit tier genes.. and obese as all American women are in that area

I mean its fucked to lead a chick on if you dont like her.

I'll be honest with you, I came here to troll OP
(examples)

only to find out that, not only was she a legit girl, but one I know.

What?

Is she actually decent looking? Cause I actually do fit her requirements, and I'd be down for some lulz. Hell I've even got some IQ test results around here somewhere. They're like 20 years old, though. No reason to play if she's just another fatty neet though. Making fun of fatties is passe.

White knight plz..

I'm a lardass and you're still beneath me OP.

Bro I mean my bro weed bro I mean my man bro weed pot dank hash bro - fuck off retard.

I'm saying I never came to this thread to be serious about a relationship request. I came here to troll the OP who I thought was also a troll.

Basically, I saw this thread as a good shitposting opportunity, so I took it. To my surprise the thread was legit.

She's pretty sexy.

dude she's only 22 what are you a pedo?

Well, shit. Dysnomia already snatched her up? What a weird fucking thread.

For the record I'm significantly taller than him.

I mean, does she still at least want to *talk*? [email protected]/* */ if so.

Though she already went to bed and will never see this.

It's even weirder if you find out who she is….

I'm classicist. Men are at the prime age to start a family in their 40's and 50's. Women in their 20's. It's only in the past hundred years people have forgotten this fact.

Oh my god! Hotwheels got a sex change? Good for him.

he was in thailand too long, it was only a matter of time before he became the ladybois he loved so much

Is it Nicole?

He died last week. Too soon man.

Nice dubs tho

Reference this for people who aren't Holla Forums or /soc/ or whatever faggots you guys are.

Do not mourn him. For now he is Baskin Robbins.

I'm pretty sure Nicole has a dick, but no it's not her, unless her name is actually Nicole, in which case yes but maybe not the same one.

You shouldn't of locked that trap thread.
Have fun meeting one irl

At least I'm not a lardass, piggy.

Everyone I'm thinking of either has smaller breasts or is at least a decade older.

Not that many womenfolk around these parts.

She got a puss, I seen't it.

Down vote

Prove it

I told her I wouldn't post anything identifying.

Pussy is identifying? Must be one fucked up pussy.

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This is me. I only date blacks.

wheres the pics op?

this sounds like complete bs

im 140 iq but only 5'8

but at least im rich af

she's not black you hung fucking ape

Yes, spot..as in see an image on here of an amerifat from London m8

Hahaha I knew it!

Back.

I am not currently requesting a picture of her face. She must simply start posting with a tripcode to maintain identity across posts and follow my previous instructions. Then we can work on beginning actual conversations if this thread is not entirely a troll thread.

It's a troll thread newfag

She wasn't a troll but she's gone now.

You were too late.

That it may be, but this has not been proven.

If she has gone to sleep I will simply check the thread tomorrow.

It's okay if I missed an opportunity or if it was a troll thread. My life is no different than before.

Did you notice the sticky and the pics? dys already got her. I doubt they're legit getting married, but she reached into a sea of dicks to pull one out, and she happened to grasp the one that made itself stand out with a red glow.

Post face pic and timestamp then we can talk.

I honestly just game here to troll OP until I realized she was legit.

Nobody will be posting pictures of faces at this time. Only trolls will suggest this.

A possibly appropriate procedure is to go from here → email → voice chat → webcam → actual meeting and any number of steps in between.

I doubt she'll post her face here, although she might make an appearance, if she does it will be awesome.

Ok what's your Facebook?

My name is Kennedi Cotarelo please search me

Made me smile a little. 6/10

How do you know my name?

I'm smiling too user..

Of course. Maybe me and you can be friends anyways.

=)
Is it ok if I'm a trap?

Nope, but you might have a sense of humor. That part is nice.

Will you post a picture of your cawk?

6"0 tall, athletic Ivy graduate student reporting. 4th year in program, finalizing dissertation. Will get my hood around this time next year; 3 job offers, one being tenure-track.

Money won't be an issue for me. I'm surrounded by intelligent individuals. As a TA, my supply of pussy comes from my former segment students (since the school frowns upon fucking girls while grading them).

My question is, why should I sow my seed on a soil whose owner couldn't even master basic English, let alone manage her own pedicure?

Get up to my level, cow. You're embarrassing yourself.

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Well this is 8gag

Please allow me to tell you about the time I was walking in the woods in the backwoods of Alabamy.

Are you near mobile?

test

>Happened to look up and see the strangest thing

I like where this story is going.

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Why were pigs flying?

Pig school?

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I read this shit in hanks voice damn it.

those quads were OP, that's her skype.

OP is faggot

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>"It was just a porkupine, Son."

Nice trips m8

=)
Post penis

saddas.asdasdsa>>5847120

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that's a hedgehog you twit

This thread is full of bullshit

It's summer

this

thanks, I know your tripkey

im pretty social, maybe not nationally

but does that count?

Alright girly, I'd even give you chance, but I'm from europe. Post some throw away e-mail and I'll see if I like you.

bumping

please come back OP

this

I'M JUST HERE TO CRASH THIS PARTY, FELLOW REDDITORS

bump

lurk again
lurk again
trolls trolling qt grils

yo

srry I have a strict personal rule of no tripfagging I guess I just like to encourage trolls to try their hand for the lulz tbh

over 9000 hours in ms paint I am an artist

pls respond

how will you choose your future spouse? you will get many mails now after all

battle royale I think is the way to go

What discipline?

I'm torn between shitposting skills and knowledge of the third reich

I'm a retired SS officer. is this a + ?

Welcome back, love. The marriage ceremony is almost complete. I just need to see if HW will perform it.

there is no gay marriage in Philipinia tho

But she's in Georgia and we're doing the marriage on Holla Forums.

HW PLS RESPOND

so she's really caucasian?

I thought he is not allowed to post anymore

Yeah she's white.
Can't you tell by the feet?

She could be a spic or chink

She's white.

Might be a jewess

I've been skyping with her she told me her mother is jewish

blond hair blue eyes.

not jew

you do not seem like a smart person

user pls

whatare you trying to say? #notallkikes

kike leave

kike enabler gtfo

ashkenazi jews have high european admixture but real jews don't come with blonde hair for sure

Stupid attention whore can't even follow instructions. I thought you were supposed to be submissive.

[email protected]/* */ At work for the next 5 hours though.

"total submission" != submissive. It just means she's promising to act that way. For what the promise is worth. If it was real.

the foot pic came from the board volunteer's thread about getting married

oh nvm I should've read the thread

Sent an email after work. No reply so far. I assume she’s asleep.

she's always sleep

Did you lose interest before even getting started sweetheart?

I’m about as right wing as it gets. If you want to see if there’s an opportunity with someone like me, just reply to the email and we’ll actually start talking.

Did the “stupid attention whore” comment strike a nerve perhaps? I hoped it would. I don’t mince my words. If you aren’t willing to play ball and respond to that, you aren’t that serious about finding a man.

It’s okay though. You can stay single and enjoy your house with your introverted self.

She is already married and currently getting pee in her butt…

Yeah no.
You're a 250lb neckbeard.
Feet prove nothing by the way. Any idiot can shave the hair off of his foot and get into mommy's nail polish for a shitty troll thread.
Hair also proves nothing. Any greasy, long-haired NEET can pull a combover.

it's simple: tits or gtfo

the fact that mods are involved in shit like this and don't even feel ashamed of posting such shit is not a betterment for Holla Forums

I told them.
With those canaries gone we have no proxy for normies.

I highly doubt the traffic will increase without them here.

You guys won’t believe what happened on my lunch break at work.

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>“Because I’m tired of having migraines.”

6'0, blonde and blue eyed, 23, been tested between 135 and 145IQ, and about to get an undergraduate research position then look at a masters or doctoral program.

I won't post my pictures on the internet because I don't have downs syndrome, but I'm at least a 7.

Made a temp email: [email protected]/* */
if you're feeling it we can see if we hit it off.

Accidentally left on the OP name from another thread, disregard that.

I went grocery shopping today and it was really weird.

>There’s a banana, a tomato, and a head of lettuce racing!

>The banana peeled out of the starting line aiming to win.
>But he was disqualified after he split.

>The tomato lost because he couldn’t ketchup.

>The lettuce won of course because he was always a head.

Are you a theist?
Are you healthy enough to drag me out of a burning basement and are you without transferable diseases?
Do you have devil-brown eyes (not golden hazel, green, blue, purple, red or orange)?
Do you have a problem with fully learning Swedish, both spoken and written? I will teach you to Swedish.
Will you put anyone, including yourself or me, before our children?
And you are not lazy, very retarded or fat?

(It seems like we only take in immigrants who answer "no" to all these questions.)

(Do you have a problem with aborting girls until we have a son? :D)

If you answered "no" to any of these questions (except ()):
I am 184cm at almost 84kg, blonde (so blonde it was white when I was a child), blue-eyed, with the viking blood of Harald Bluetooth (danskjävel) and I am afraid of neither men nor gods. I do not like total submission, I will turn you into warrior queen. Come to Sweden and I will cook chicken, avocado and mushrooms for you served with ice cold beer or whine. Healthy food for healthy people. Keep an going-home date open, I have never got to know a woman I would like to have children with and I went for the best.

Respond here telling everyone you have found a superior specimen and respond seriously to [email protected]/* */

I was very lazy formulating this… the "no" questions are badly formulated… you will figure it out anyway as English is your native language.

nice pasta, how fresh is it?

I have never posted ribsc.jpg online before. It is me. I am pretending to fall for this fake shitposter but writing what I really feel. Couldn't you have written something funnier to me to respond to?