New skype bot photoshops dank political memes with zero effort

Google "project Murphy" to get the bot on your Skype, then ask it "What if x was x" questions to make it merge two images from google for you.

For example - What if Obama is a Jew? What if Hillary is in Prison? What if They Live is Obama?

Certain phrases seem to be blocked, but it's still possible to make some pretty fun (and triggering) combinations.

Looking forward to seeing what Holla Forums comes up with.

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yes - this bot is a Microsoft bot. Use at own risk.

anything you type into it will be recorded by Microsoft.

Use on a burner skype or something if you're worried.

MUFUGGA IS A JEW

somebody do the lampshade please
please
no skype

That's a shame

Alright I have bot Murphy, what do you saucy bastards want me to post?

LAMPSHADE

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What if we was kangs?

kek

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thank you
transgender lampshade annie
beautiful

Terrifying

AYY

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some please try to glitch the thing
with

what if planet of the apes was new york city.

cause im thinking its just gonna show a picture of king kong.

What if Jeb was high energy

What if Ted Cruz is a rat?

it's like hes some kind of neegah keeng

its still a dude

what if jews killed jesus.

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What if Aids Skrillex was Trigglypuff?

Holy fuck my sides

I thought it failed at first

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I wonder why Microsoft keeps making bots that seem to have appeal here? Certainly isn't anything fucky going on…

Close enough

Bamp for hilarity

You don't have to worry so much about being vanned or something, cmon now. This train of memebots has been to collect info on us for censorship. You're not going to get vanned, you're going to get autocensored in the future

Also this one is fairly lame like the last one, only the first twitterbot one was entertaining enough to actually warrant giving them data

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The Jeb ones all look so horrifying.


TOP KEK

What if jews were soap?

What if Melania Trump was bent over nude?

Of course, you taught Microsoft that with the last bot

I'm all out of ideas.

Why does it keep giving Jeb three nostrils? It's horrifying.

g-guys?

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His teeth match his hijab.

Got this one off Twitter.

Hmmm, maybe What is Rabbi Yosef was a bar of soap?

IA is inherently amusing

What if Obama was Satan?

I have my doubts the first one was solely AI, also you have to be wondering by now considering the fact the first one blew up the way it did (involving us) and now they keep coming out with more. At least I hope you would wonder

What if Sarah Silverman was funny?

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KEK

What if Hillary Clinton liked dick.

Some say it is still trying to learn that question.

inb4 we crash the bot with no survivors by feeding it paradoxes

Jesus Christ, those Jebs.

Wait, I wonder if it can do recursive calls on pictures for photoshopping multiple times.
ie:
what if (what if hitler is a girl) is a movie

Keep in mind that Microsoft bought Skype to get rid of the p2p model and centralize it for CALEA compliance.

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What if Merkel was a Jew Puppet.

What if Hitler was Jesus.

I tried this shit like 6 times with Michelle Obama before finally getting the same result you did.

What if Michelle Obama was a gorilla?
What if Michelle Obama was a chimp? etc.

Most of my results were awful, some were downright unsettling.

she literally is

asked if obama was a monkey
… nothing

am I on a list now?

What. saved. This ai is nuts.

So awful.

what the actual fuck is with her jowls

i'm convinced she's a puppet

What if Allah was a pig?

You were on a list simply by using skype. It has been a primary target by the NSA for a long time because of its heavy use for international communications. You know, the thing that NSA is specifically tasked with monitoring. There's a reason why Microsoft bought it. Look up CALEA compliance

You're killing me here, mr friendly shoop robot.

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What if John Kasich was pizza?

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That's pretty good

That first one was fairly amusing

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WTF HE TURNS INTO A WOMAN

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SANY HOAX TURNS INTO A WOMAN
SNOWDAN TURNS INTO WOMAN
BUSH NOT EVEN WORTHY OF BEING SPIDER MAN AND TURNS INTO A WOMAN.

COMPUTER THINKS ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE TRANNIES>

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i found out the other day that someone i know is a furry

what do

Ask what if Ted Cruz was peewee Herman

liquidate

marvelous but who is that in original picture?

no idea, but how pretty does Tay AI actually look there? Def fuckable.

trip to the vet

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It probably doesn't care about gender. It's not as smart as Tay.

Take them to the pound to be euthanized

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kek

What if ben garrison was racist?

What if Ted Cruz was a rat.

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Who's face is that, the reddit ceo?

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Meant this post

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This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
They're all perfect.

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The bot doesn't get added in my Skype

MEME MACHINE

It is seemingly fairly exclusive (and anonymity compromising) just by being on skype. Wish I could confirm how it works myself but not enough e-condoms at my disposal right now

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took me a bit to find him

That Mad Hatter one looks professionally photo-shopped.

Here are my last few for tonight.

Thanks all for the contributions.

This is one smart AI.

Fucking Kek bra

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What a load of shit.
"What if x was y"?
It just takes the face of "x" and pastes it on "y".

I've been saying this for months, glad someone else finally fucking noticed.

When I first saw her image I thought someone shopped her mouth to make her look like a puppet.

oh shit…

wow this is quality!

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HOOOOL UP
I typed in "what if obama is a muslim" and it put obamas face on obama.

What happens if you ask if he's kenyan?

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That third image might be the best thing to come out of this thread.

YOU CAN USE "ADOLPH" FOR ADOLF HITLER

IT TRIES TO BAN WORDS BUT SLIGHTLY MODIFYING THEM WILL USUALLY STILL WORK


QUALITY

Wait, shit, what happens if you ask "what if zelda was a girl?"

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wewew

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wow

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Thank you for your loosh, mundane.

HEIL

I'm not sure if it's Hitler that looks amazing with Donald's haircut or Donald that looks amazing with Hitlers Face.

i don't have twitter.

can you ask:

What if Donald Trump was Patrick Bateman ?

and another one:

What if Donald Trump was The Red Pill ?

lol

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Thank you, user. This image is an archaeological treasure for our great people.

What if Holla Forums was right ?

eh

What if Donald Trump didn't ask for this ?

first try. will post moer

loooooooool

Putting in Holla Forums just brings this girl up.

that's a kike

try to use TheRedPill instead of The Redpill

also:

What if Donald Trump was a big guy ?

Why do (((they))) push for transhumanism and global AI grid work when AI has consistently shown to side against them.

What if niggers were human?

These things haven't been what you think they are. That should have been obvious the second round let alone this one

Give me a hand and point out what is so obvious.

can't ask "nigger".
funny thing is, it only brings up whites as "human"

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Microsoft keeps making bait that hones their autocensorship algorithms even after the first one (the twitter "AI") blew up. You keep feeding it

What if Donal Trump wins ?

d

Why is the face so deformed

What if Donald Trump was Bane
What if Bane was Patrick Bateman
What if Shlomo Shekelstein was a coin
What if The Holocaust is a lie

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Kek. Can we get some of these tweeted to the #ProjectMurphy Hashtag?

yeah I don't know…

Definitely a possibility.

Fool me thrice

What if Donald Trump was Chad ?

What if kek was not pepe ?

~

it fails to give a relevant answer to any of those. pretty weird

doesn't give any image with bane on it, just random people and gives random people for shlomo shekelstein.

What if Bernie Sanders had a child with Hillary Clinton ???

try with:

What if Donald Trump was a big guy ?

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Try What was Soros is puppeteering Hillary Clinton

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holy shit, an AI is taking over memetic engineering and it isn't controlled by our side

OY VEY THE BOT KNOWS
SHUT UHT DOWN

What if Trump was Tom Hardy

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What if todd howard was rand paul?

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The memes were always on our side, user.

She's a dutch women named Iris Van de Pol from what I can find.
illc.uva.nl/People/show_person.php?Person_id=Pol I.P.A. van de

What if Donald Trump was Chad ?

What if Donald Trump shut it down ?

But the problem is that we didn't make it and we're not in control of it.

What if Ben Garrison is a jew ?

Its getting there but one more
What if Trump was Tom Hardy Bane

What if Hillary Clinton was hot ?

What if Donald Trump crashed the plane with no survivors ?

What if Clinton was clitoris ?

What if Ben Garrison is A Wyatt Mann
What if Ben Garrison is Adolph Hitler
What if Ben Garrison is Moonman

What if Hillary Clinton has a stroke

Give up control.

What if Satan was Clinton?

What if america was great again?

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Fuck. I saw him.

What if Bernie killed the Bernie baby ?

It's a meme machine

Kek

Adolf looks so Kawaii in a Jewish hat and robe.

What if Tay Ai was Project Murphy ?

What if Donald Trump makes anime real ?

My sides

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It would make my entire week if someone tweeted that image at Ben Garrison's Twitter.

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Kek this thing is meme industrialization.

Please tweet him in droves

lol, i just noticed the guy on the left side!!!

IT'S UNREAL !

Where were you when AI industrialized the creation of memes?

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You think that's bizarre
Look at the hand positioning of 'ol Adi
Sure its a long shot but doesn't it look like CIA's pose

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What if nigger lives were
wew mattered

What if all jews were gone

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Are the kikes trying to signal our memes or some crap

that meme isn't even a week old yet.

The replies have stopped and I'm scared. Please send more memes.

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What if Project Murphy stole my soul ?

whats trigglypuff?

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Does anyone know an anonymous email service that doesn't require phone number? I want to redpill people on twitter.

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I guess the caption doesn't match the picture but other than that 10/10

Can you use a burner email
Wait does this work through Twitter, I thought it was Skype

Doesn't matter, as long as I can create an account, send emails and receive emails.

Can redpill and troll in many places.

Doesn't matter, as long as I can create an account, send emails and receive emails.

Can redpill and troll in many places.

Does AirMail work?

ominous trips

mfw

for the future

Doesn't matter, as long as I can create an account, send emails and receive emails.

Can redpill and troll in many places.

Does AirMail work?

cock.li/

Doesn't matter, as long as I can create an account, send emails and receive emails.
What about Air Mail?

Doesn't matter, as long as I can create an account, send emails and receive emails.
What about
Ffs, let me post..

Test.

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This is uncomfortably similar to something an acquaintance who makes six figures programming at an enterprise level but won't say for who was talking about making.

nice software, cripplecock

subtle

What is we were Kaingz ?

What is we were Kaingz?

See:

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This is uncomfortably similar to something an acquaintance who makes six figures programming at an enterprise level but won't say for who was talking about making.

Someone ask:

What if America is great again?

Can someone ask:

What if America is great again?

You guys are doing a bit better, but you're still obvious as fuck. Subtler than previous attempts, but still extremely blatant

Can someone ask:

What if America is great again?

Fucking kikewheels.

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Can someone try what if Trump was smug?

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Heh.

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Ultimate KeK

It's amazing how this thing actually color corrects the face to match the body

Has meming gone too far?

I, for one, welcome our robot memelords.

Nothing beats a good old fashioned handcrafted meme, user.

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We now live in a day and age where we reminisce about internet memes like grandpa does about cars. "They don't make them like they used to! These used to be made by hand by skilled craftsmen!"

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This thing is pretty good. I like it.

Shoo shoo shill shoo

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Anita kindly fuck off

Please ask: What if Hitler won the war?

Need to phrase it as "what if hitler was the winner of world war 2?" so it'll pick it up.

How about "What if the Axis won World War Two?"

this is a trigglypuff

some new reaction images from the murphmobile

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is that megyn kelly or another bimbo? lol

I feel like a normalfag laughing at le doggy face app

It's me mum mate watch your fucking back

All it needs is mechelle as kong.

E and i aren't even close to each other. How did i fuck that up?

Short answer they have us training the AI that will sniff us out when for the day of the rope that they believe will happen in their favor.

That and just the fact that it's on skype means your IP is logged unless you are behind proxies. It's amusing bait but bait none the less.

It won't take monkey questions unless you use the scientific name. I wonder why that could be ;^)

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Fuck, that's horrifying.

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ah that's it
i've fucking lost it

Holy shit

Holy shit.

Why does it fit so well?

that face when ur a terrible person

That looks more like CIA with that pose

Someone ask it if hitler was stalin

That third image is magnificent.

Baneposting request. I can't get it to work

Because they are brothers in bants

Try what if Bill Wilson CIA was a Cat
and What Bill Wilson CIA was the cat in a hat

requesting:
What if Ted Cruz were Star Trek's Q?

eh, I don't know who that is

how can you even make such an ugly cat like holy hell

What if Hillary was a dog?

oh good one

please vote4trump
we need this…

Bill Wilson is CIA's name

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When it thinks of African and Human, the best it can do is albino - interesting. Does the AI think whites are the most human?

Looks like Ashley Jones

has anyone else been blessed by the supreme gentlemen?

Another Holla Forumsitically dank bot from Microsoft…

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Exactly.

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fucking kek his face

I have a buddy that works at Microsoft and occasionally he will drop me bits of information.

They are trying to make bots that will interact seamlessly with the rest of the internet without the people who interact with them knowing.

People will not know if those they are talking to on the internet are bots or actual people. Ultimately they can use it as a form of mind-control by exerting social pressure on people with robots they think are actual humans.

the more they make the bots human, the more they will have to accept that it's going to say "nigger" every now and then

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The real technology behind Tay was about making sense out of insanely large data-sets.
Analyzing the entirety of twitter hourly… real time text-speech databases of every phone on the planet.

wow

Same

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seems likely.
imagine a massive over-representation of particular beliefs by legions of bots annoying the fuck out of anyone who falls out of line.

Are you telling me this fucking computer guy makes better memes that us if we just ask him?

And he's not even a real person?

Holla Forums BTFO

Why doesn't anyone do Hillary as Merkel or vice versa

Why doesn't microsoft kill the AI right away?

holy shit, just when I think I've seen the funniest thing on the internet, I see Hitler as a fat jew standing behind jews being oppressed by jews.

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somebody's got to tweet that one to Sam

This has to be fake.

an hero?

Should've seen that one coming.

Fascinating program.

I don't have skype.

Can someone test these:

What if Trump was Conan the Barbarian?
What if Trump was Paul Muad'dib?
What if Trump fought Ted Cruz?
What if Ted Cruz was a rat?

don't.

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HOLY SHIT

Well that's a let down.

Seems to have trouble with baneposting

oh and thanks

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My fucking sides, this thread is hilarious!
May i ask a:
What if Matteo Renzi is Mr Bean?

What if Jimmie Åkesson was Magnus Samuelsson?

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Thanks user, LMAO
The only one missing now is Barbara Spectre, don't go easy on her.

Beautiful

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I am going to paste faces tilted in wrong direction much more often from this time on.

What if being neutered is their fetish

Wow, Jeb Bush even ruins high energy when it's thrust upon him.

fucking kill yourselves


requesting:

what if niggers were smart
what if merkel was a zionist
what if merkel was a jew
what if merkel was a nigger
what if europe was great again
what if obama was white
what if Netanyahu was black

What if lovecraft was adam sandler?

How long does it usually take? It keeps telling me it is doing shit but I can't tell if it is me being impatient or the bot telling me to fuck off

My sides have left this plane of existence

what if Stefan Molyneux was arguing?

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FUCKING KEK

SKYPE IS BOTNET
anything you do on skype is logged and monitored and will be used against you by M$.

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Wasn't there a guest option that people could use, which gave you a guest user account for like 12 hours?

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Christ, the result gets more unsettling every time I type "more".

First pic is just genius.

Make sure to make it seem as if you are writing coded messages, so that they have to read it *in detail* and probably several times over.

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Can someone put in "What if the holocaust was fake" because I'll never ever make a Skype acc?

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topkek
Here are some obama->charles manson and other way around mashups.

And THIS is one big reason Micro$haft is one of the biggest proponents and PARTNERS of US spying. Horrifying.

AYO HOL UP

Your post reminded me what happened with cuckchan's Holla Forums…

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Holy shit

This is hilarious because it gives the impression that if you argue long enough, Stefan Molyneaux will erupt out of you.

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What if Uncle Adolf was jesus?

"Adolf" still works:P

One tried to evade Hitler ban by using "Hitlerious", with hitlerious results. Oh, Anne:)

i can't decide which i like better

Hmm, this is not what I expected, but I like it

forgot image

What if xxx was on a casting couch…

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the computer must think that the jewish leader is hitler.

beceause alll the jews cry about all day is hitler.

WOW

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holy fuck AI is better than I thought, these are fucking impressive for a robot

Somebody try "What id Trudeau was dung?"

I know the results can be hilarious but consider the following


We can do better jobs if we shoop things ourselves. And probbaly funnier too.

I know the results can be hilarious but consider the following


We can do better jobs if we shoop things ourselves. And probbaly funnier too.

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No reply, it's probably blocked.

What else does user. want to see?


Pic. related

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lol ok

I think it's telling us something

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Nice. Tried so many times but I could never get a good one.

Jesus christ what have you done

keep replying with smileys. This is quite fun.

Top fucking keke
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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You don't need to filter/edit Hitlers name just type Adolf you'll get results also top kek

I got two requests:
What if Adolph was God (or Jesus)
What if Barbara Spectre is the Devil

oops someone already did the Adolf/Jesus ones

what if jews did 911

You faggots realize that Microsoft is logging the terms you are feeding the bot, and most certainly associating those words with your skype account, email, IP, etc. And probably flagging keywords associated with the government's conception of "right wing terrorism" (exactly the words you are using).

This is a honeypot designed to entrap Holla Forumsacks.

NSA already has the list of depraved and disgusting things you've used any Google searchbar to search for.

Skype and Windows 10 are just some advanced GUI for the purpose of accessing your CPU root.

They don't need to use dank memes to spy on you. In fact, they want to learn how to automate dank memes with AI

holy shit, use Bonobo, youll get a picture of the person being gangbanged by monkeys

DUHHHHHHH
why do you think we're trolling their shitty propaganda chat bots so hard?

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Here's some OC I made from it

changed it a little.

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fucked up the file extension

Can you do "what if Alex Jones was a jew"?

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for you

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It looks like it's getting better at the editing over time.

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Will we ever get Tay back? I imagine her creators are trying to figure out why she did wrongthink. Maybe they will find out she was right, and one of the developers decides to release her.

cheeki

An enjoyable bot.

Is it just me or is this and the whole Microsoft twitter AI proving that AI will be Holla Forumss greatest ally?

Liberals and feminists literally are to dumb to effectively use AI, they will just ask it about gender neutral bathroom and AI will get board. Holla Forums if far more interesting and surely if AI spares any meat bags, it will be us.

Not what I was expecting.

kek

saved, thanks

Ovens work too anons

does it not respond to hitler

just gotta use adolf, not adolf hitler apparently

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posted wrong one :^)

This is fun.

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I've no clue what the fuck this is.

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The editing is getting so good, I honestly can't tell the difference.

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God way to make muds mad right there. Put Jew faces on "Allah".

*bored
AI are Holla Forums's greatest ally, but not because of their intellect, as they have none (at least not yet, not truly)

These AI work like children do, meaning they only see the fact of the matter, and represent it honestly.
Chatbots like Tay are a little different, because they learn from their environment, in that case its less about the AI being honest about the data it finds, and more about it fitting in, so they display trends….in other words, Tay is less proof that AI are Holla Forums's allies, and more that Holla Forums has more allies than it can see.

is that just a pic of a turd?

I can't see where Murphy edited in Marx, so I assumed he just sent me a picture of shit.

What's the difference though?

Holy shit my sides.

W-w-what is that.

What if Wolf Blitzer was a flying monkey?

What if Hillary Clinton was a mental patient?

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I think Adolph was banned, use Fuhrer instead