Rip in peace. For real this time

It will be Furious 7 all over again. Her death will ensure a box office success.
The irony here is they killed the wrong character by killing Han Solo

I guess she died of an Organa failure.

Carlos, I'm sick of your shit. Your spic ass is going to be deported in a month.

Lel, you will be the last one of being deported, Carlos

Financial success is already a given for the brand. I am expecting the people that shit all over the CGI in the recent movie to give it a pass in the next because of a retarded reason like "Her death was unexpected so they had to work around it."

I had hoped she would pull through.

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet princess and flights of falcons sing thee to thy rest.

Reddit is over there

She was a Jew.

THE CURSE OF TRUMP STRIKES AGAIN

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man, this fucking sucks.

Does it, does it really?

yeah, because it means that the others will soon follow. I don't want to lose Mark Hamill.

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At least she won't have to be in anymore shitty Star Wars movies. This is a blessing tbh.

Who's next? There's still time in 2016.

Don't even make me think about it.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU BUT GEORGE MICHAEL WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE STAR WARS

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Two others already died today, ablack comedian and a british author

There is this site called Reddit, go there, you might fit in.

Can't wait for this fat sack of shit to die and for the fan tears to star flowing.

What's the loss for you?

I think that it's best to remember the dead when they were at their best.

I want /poltv/ to leave

So did her weight loss kill her? I claimed the that the director killed her buy weight loss and people are protecting the Jew over her.

They're claiming her drug and booze habit killed her, not the weight loss.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FAGGOT?

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The ugly head of the beast ruling Holla Forums reveals itself

I want fake mes to leave.

They just go with the first thing coming to their mind when looking to blame something for her death. Every habit she ever had will be put in there just to pad one or another statistic.

Is Han going to show up with robotic legs in Episode 8?

Pretty much like this guy minus a few decades.

Into the oven I go.

Posting some cute Leia.

Fug wrong thread even.

Oven time it is.

it's like a real life Mr. Potato Head

Someone else might then finally finish the fucking books.

But she was a butterface!

unless his wife obeys his testament and burns all the notes and whatnot

Why is Maul using a regular lightsaber instead of the double dildo he originally had?

What will 2017 be like?

Why are there so many edits of that gif?

That would be pretty fucking sweet though.

no one will die. shit's gonna suck if you're an undertaker

Because he's half the man he used to be

One half got messed up during the fight in Episode 1 and I guess he never fixed it.

RIP

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What a lazy faggot.
Does he at least steal Jedi sabers and wield them with his robo feet like Grievous did?

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take your shit taste back to reddit

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to be fair she was an expert

He couldn't handle 2015 ending.

It will be proud and majestic, what are you racist? Star Wars!

reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/5kimon/sad_that_she_was_told_to_lose_35_pounds_for_the/

Look at all of these kosher cock suckers.

I honestly thought that was Brendan Fraiser for a aecond there. Eeriely similar.

I only feel bad for her dog.

ding dong the witch is dead

now hopefully the new cast members can pass on

Kirk Douglas: 100
Betty White: 94
Stan Lee: 93
Doris Day: 92
Dick Van Dyke: 91
Mel Brooks: 90
Roger Moore: 89
Clint Eastwood: 86

Kirk's a real nigga

Sauce for that?

I doubt that. The gold-digger probably will sell those notes to ensure she and her new lover will have money

Digits decide who dies next.

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and an old Leia made entirely of CGI

100% CHANCE OF DEATH. KEK HAS DEMANDED IT

RIP old salami tsunami

Probably killed in an off-screen attack so they could have a touching moment near the end of episode 8 where they join the dead hands of Han Solo's and Leia's as they get taken away in a grand funeral as the world mourns their loss as they could not witness the true rise of the progressive republic.

Was thinking the same thing.

Every actor should have a death clause like Robin Williams, specially when working for the Mouse Cartel

Stan Lee

kill that cripple old fuck

Maybe, but they bring CGI Tarkin in Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One. They will pull a Furious 7 for sure.

WEW
Checked.

Bye bye Stan Lee

i concur.

just fuck me up

Thanks to the power of dubs

Kirk Douglas, GRR Fatty and Stan Lee will be next

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She's a kikess, you goof.

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Didn't Jew Jew threaten to kill off Carrie Fisher in the next film anyway?

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Filename related, forgot to say.

It's just an edit, the original isn't porn.

CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

She's one with the Force now.

The stress of loosing 30-50lbs in a year or two would have caused too much stress for her 60 year old' heart.She hasn't done drugs in many decades.

Females are at a high risk of heart attack, she was old, she lost a Sudden amount of weight, and there was Anorexia Fears. Anorexia victims also have a high risk of heart failure.

nationalenquirer.com/photos/carrie-fisher-star-wars-weight-loss-studio-pressure/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=CarrieFAnorexia

abcnews.go.com/GMA/DrJohnson/story?id=127956&page=1

People are defending the Director who's film production seriously injured another actor which result in a lawsuit.

I like to think she died of broken heart after watching TFA

All you had to do was look at her twitter feed and you'd have known that she didn't have long left. Drugs and Judaism really fuck a nigga up.

CGI Leia's back looking over a balcony as the planet she's on gets blowed up, just like when she watch Alderaan get destroyed.
It's like pottery.

POETRY

Its confirmed she finished all her shooting for the film.

If she doesn't die in 8 I wonder if they just won't show her in episode 9, or just mention she is retired on Naboo or something.

I feel bad for her (much hotter in her prime) mom.

She's a morally upstanding and modest lady who rejected the debased lifestyle of drugs and sluttery Hollywood offered, only to have it absolutely destroy her daughter. She aged very gracefully due to her smart life choices while Carrie's life hit her like a fucking freight train and no doubt quickened her early death.

At least her daughter seems like she turned out relatively ok… for now.

They'll do it like Star Trek Beyond did with Spock.

They'll dangle her CGI corpse in front of us as a mockery of life.

They'll happily replace her with CGI.

R.I.P
Genuinely got a bit teary when she showed up in 7.
Hope her dogs OK.

She's in Hell now where she belongs, probably being tortured by a demon that looks like Jabba the Hutt, being raped by his fat serrated razor-blade dick over and over again for all eternity as it tears her ever-decaying pussy into a raw bloody mess. In loving memory.

(CHECKED AND KEKED LEL)

Well shit, you'd think these niggers would learn, but I reckon not.

Fuck me, this could cover a wall if we blew it up to a decent resolution

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Not a star wars fan?

Well, if they were going to kill Luke in the upcoming movie, they're probably having second thoughts now.

Looks like they are all shitting on op and calling him a fatty. But kosher cock sucker is you, for using reddit.

Lucas said don't do anymore movies, but Mike Stoklasa demanded it.

She would still be alive if that nigger dick obsessed drunk hadn't wanted to see his Jewish crush direct a Star Wars film.

this is nothing extra hard since almost everyone went against trump.

Damn… Star Trek will never be the same without her, truly a tragedy.

That's why it is funny. Their ivory towers are crumbling

Such a shame, peak Carrie Fisher was my jewfu. She aged like milk.

Anyone see the sticky on 4chan? Jesus what a bunch of pussies, I cringed. 3000 people literally crying for a stranger who acted in some movies.

What did she do since Star Wars? That was over 30 years ago.

She saw Rogue One on the plane ride and had a heart attack when she saw herself CG'd.

see that other Carrie Fisher thread.

God, stop being this edgy.

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he's in several astral planes at once, you couldn't possibly understand.

coke

kek

Good, fuck Shit Wars.

Appointment with Death, which was on over here the other night as it happens. Very prophetic I thought.

which one? there's 5 by now

The fiery retribution of the phoenix. You thought Fire Monkey was sizzlin' hot, well, prepare for the Fire Cock.

One of them posted a ton of movies she was in or something.

Here not much I know, but I think it's just a sarcastic response tbh.

She did coke. A lot of it.

She's went to Hell, to be tortured forever and ever by an IT-O Interrogation Droid unit. Rest in pieces, you insane coke slut.

YES GOD PLEASE IF ANY CELEBRITY DESERVES IT HE DOES

The fuck is up with her legs.

Isn't he also anti-Trump? It's only a matter of time.

Every time.

Yes.

That fat fuck is basically Reddit personified so of course he's anti-Trump

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Also she is not jewish while her daughter is.

Unf keep going

I just checked it and saw this.

I don't care if you think you're funny, Carlos, you're still going back.

Well I doubt luke is unhealthy. Harrison ford keeps getting close calls with death tbh.

Let's try this actually.
If dubs someone from the new Trilogy dies soon.

Fugg one off. Re roll.

I have no idea if this counts or not.

It doesnt.

Well shit.
Alright then.

That would be best. I would hate it if they pulled that shitty CGI shit again.

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2015 was a terrible year. But 2016 is turning out be a year of real change and chaos. I love it. RIP Carrie Fisher. I'll always love your old films but not your new ones and know that your death is just another stepping stone in this delicious year of salt. RIP.

lol Disney has no respect for the dead. They'll do exactly this. They've even made a 3D model of Stan Lee's head so they can keep using it for cameos even after he croaks. I hope Jack Kirby drags his ass to hell.

I don't get this hate heaped on her.
Yeah she bashed trump and was a cokehead but everyone in hollywood does it.

I'd much rather Daisy Mouthbreather or Ooga Booga die first.

We will never have another Uhura like her.

It's sad but true.

Oogas alright. He can act. Daisy fucking sucks at everything.

This. Fisher didn't deserve to go out this soon. But the TFA cast needs to be in a plane crash.

One of the Worves died?

Why not both? The top pos TFA cast including writers and producers die in a plane crash…

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DAMMIT TRUDEAU.

If you die you win.

The funniest part is you just know he actually thinks the "Force" is real.

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Her mother wasn't a jew you cad.

Did her nudes ever get released?

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4U

I came here to ask about the appeal in worshipping celebrities. They're all useless.

Hawt.

Every now and then a worthy one comes along.

I don't worship anybody but it's sad when somebody that you've seen on the screen for years dies or somebody that contributed to something you love.

Though normalfags actually worshipping celebrities, usually for stupid shit like looking good or just following normalfag trends does piss me off.

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This tbh

Typical jews…. parasites.
wait until the sequel to TFA they will have a whole ad campaign bitching about paying tribute to her memory and anniversary of her death this and its a time of giving that…..

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Hopefully he'll follow her soon, maybe he'll OD and blow up his tiny grinch-dick.

where the hell did that extra > come from?

KEK WILLS IT

because that was back when anime fans weren't all tumblr artists with zero talent.

It looks like it would be really comfy to snuggle her right on the floor.

Hey, that's Jabba's daughter you're talking about there.

so we're just supposed to like Hollywood people?

Yes since they're superior beings that bring us entertainment.

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Are you talking about Carrie Fisher, or Hotwheels?

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fuck of

Who?

Yeah, I wouldn't mind lying down next to Carrie at the fireplace with my head in her lap, as she strokes my hair and calls me a "good boy".

Did he died?

A FUCKING LEAF

Maybe he was Carrie Fischer all along.

It will be Furious 7 all over again

get out

She didn't fly so good!
This is what happens when /bane/ falls off the top 25 boards

/bane/ apparently memed the chapecoense and the russian flights

/bane/ and baneposting is as dead as Carrie Fisher.

Harrison Ford will die next in a plane crash.

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(((This user will die sometime next year)))

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I LOVE THE COCAINE
I LOVE THE COCAINE

Someone get this hothead outta here

Someone get this stale meme outta here.

She died because she was incredibly fat, unhealthy and had a history of drug abuse. Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, are both much healthier people and probably won't die for a while.

God I hope so

You are a big talker.

Do you feel in charge?

pathetic

He's so fucking old I'm surprised he isn't fucking dead.

He's nearly died several times in the past few years.

Like when? When he hurt his leg?
Ford's got a few years in him yet.

He crashed his plane into a golf course unfortunately there were survivors

JJAbrams will hopefully die next.

Next film will flop.

seems like it might be one of those "oy vey goyim it only made 5 gorillian!" dealies.

Probably, I don't think Rogue One actually made that much money in reality. I think they just covered expenses and that was it barely.

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Let's assume marketing and the film production was like 400 million.
They still made 600 million in two weeks.

Literally who? 80s Wake Me Up singer died, Jean Jacques Pierre too, Willy Wonka and the tiniest artist in the whole continent of America. The only deaths I gave a shit about.

he survived a fucking plane crash.

You forgot Jerry Lewis. (90 fucking years old)

They will all die in a plane crash.

Did I, did I meme too much..?
i feel like I did this…

Dubs confirm. How does it feel to kill someone user?

Feels good.

What's the bet the death of Carrie Fisher will be blamed on Russian Hackers?

I don't get Bill Cosby's, he got pardoned? What about Pawn Stars? I just hope Chumlee gets also pardoned.

This really took me by surprise because I had no idea Holla Forums had mods.

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

Keanu Reeves: 141

Fucking wew, lad.

TRUTHSEEKER BTFO

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Dammit user.

RIP Trinity

Three of us are going to be a good time to get the same as the one that is a good time to get the best of my favorite of the time to time and I will send you the details of your help and I will be in a few weeks ago but I am looking forward to hearing your feedback.

those trips

why does everyone act like she was a big mega star? it's like if bobcat goldthwait died tomorrow everyone would run front page stories on a has-been comedian whos popularity waned over twenty years ago

It's because Star Wars is our eras "Iliad and Odyssey" or some bullshit. All the Joseph Campbell mono-myth wankers have basically deified Star Wars so anyone involved with the OT gets treated like they were one of the 12 Apostles.

what a horrifying thought. assuming our era encompasses everything from like the last 90 years or so, a booze fueled story written in the 1970's about battling monks in space is a terrible legacy to leave to future millenia.

Mom's a goy IIRC, so no.

Mike "I did nothing right" Stoklasa

Star Wars is the American national mythos.

What did Chumlee do?

Say it after me:
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

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who?

I bet it feels nice to know, that even after you're long gone, youngsters will still fap to your pics

He's actually older than that.

Dr. Pepe

THAT'S SOME REAL LOLITA SHIT

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why would they, when they have access to billions of pics and vids with infinitely hotter women?

Why does anyone fap to celebrities?

Her mom was debbie reynolds and not jewish you dubs wasting butthole.

Her father Eddie Fisher was Jewish.

Da fuq

Also I didn't know Larry Drake died!
Watch Darkman!

And what about Pete Burns? The guy literally wrote one of the catchiest tunes of the '80's, and nobody ever said a bloody thing about his death. And he even fit every agenda they are pushing right now, except being black

Kek demands sacrifice.

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lmao

Can you remind me again why 2015 was a shit year? I forgot all of the bad shit that happened last year.

Keep telling yourself that.

Yeah, no shit. According to christkiller law though your mother has to be a jew for you to be a jew.

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YOU ARE A MONSTER

Larry Drake is dead? That actually bums me out. He was one of those actors that seemed to be in literally every TV show during my childhood.

Those are Jews being burned, you antisemite!

Shit, the Memories are coming back;

Am I missing anything else?

Whenever I go to the mall, I see art like that promoting the food or coffee or whatnot. Like at starbucks there is some pretty decent promoting the drink of the day.

Is that what a bachelor of arts degree gets you?

I had the same experience with Lane Smith. When I was a kid, the local tv roadcasted Lois & Clark, and I only remembered Dean Cain as Superman, Terry Hatcher as Lois Lane, and Lane Smith as Perry White. Smith was also the first "villian" in my other childhood favourite, The Mighty Ducks. He died a long time ago, but I was surprised nobody gave a fuck…

Don't worry, our descendants will be laughing at the sheer utter stupidity of our "legacy" too.

Cops found meth and illegal guns in his house. He's free now though, never really went to jail based off a plea deal.

Mad Max Fury Road didn't make as much as the studio wanted and they blamed it on leaks about feminism. Stop buying into leftist internet media narratives. According to them, Cisbusters is still getting a sequel.

Wait, Pete Burns died?
Shit.

deadline.com/2016/12/debbie-reynolds-rushed-to-hospital-911-call-carrie-fisher-1201876562/

Debbie Reynolds has been taken to a Los Angeles hospital this afternoon, a day after the death of her daughter Carrie Fisher.

holy shit trump is taking out her whole family

Probably for the best

Good I forgot all of this going down. Things were looking so fucking bleak back then, didn't they? By contrast…

Fury Road performed better than Cisbusters, at least recovering all its costs and it did better with the average public - plebians are willing to look the other way to feminism if it has explosions and muh soundtrack and style.

fury road was actually good though, and despite its obvious pandering to feminism, the ultimate message was that men and women need to work together to make the world run right, or else furiosa would have just saved herself all those times.

i thought the moral was that even partially blinded by a metal cage on his head and drained of most of his blood a man can still kick a woman's ass, especially if she only has one arm

no, that's just the truth of biology and physiology, and why men will always be stronger and better than women. good guess, though, most would think that at first.

I think that still belongs to the Wizard of Oz series.

I never noticed the little baby skeleton on him until now. is it in the game?

did debbie reynolds say anything about trump?

what makes me sad is that he still had a great singing voice, there was literally no reason for him to have the surgery, especially when we now live in a world where men in drag is socially acceptable.

Define "illegal guns".

he probably thinks permits are a thing.

MUAAAGGHHH THE GUNS

It varies

Aaaand her mom just died.

Place your bets! Who's number three?

nah I cant find anything.

You ain't funnin' son.
F, one less old school type.

Harrison Ford

The brother

Billy Dee Williams gets shot by a colt 45.

Does hell have a family reunion program?

Seeing as most people are probably in hell, one would suppose so

This has been a great year, and all the faggots are crying and want it to be over.

Just when things hit their worst, we now get to see the New World Order collapse. 2016 was revenge for all the stupid crap that happened in 2015, and I'm so smug right now. Here's hoping this is just a taste of 2017!

Oh, a few more things I forgot to mention;

Can I add more good shit that happened this year?

Hope Clint stays alive, he should, he hasn't angered KEK

Will be Charlie "AIDS blood" the next?
archive.is/Rt0bm

From Douglas' wiki page:
Impressive.

That would imply anyone gives a shit about 4cuck niggers anymore.

Actually I think that overall turned out reasonably well considering they backed off, Valve spent several thousand dollars in fax ink and Bethsoft/Zenimax faggorty was fully exposed. It might not hurt them too much but I know some long time TES people who won't touch 'em anymore after that.

The Undertale fiasco wasn't a good sight at all though, but it seems to have died down a little in recent months.

This could be dangerous; the more open and aggressive someone prominent rails on Trump, the more energetic the event (centering on the offending party). Something like this could take out multiple people including Sheen.

Dubs have spoken, praise Kek

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He was awesome in Dr. Giggles!

I feel bad for him. He didn't have a father present in his life, his mother was an alcoholic who kept him from going to school, and he got raped.

Sean Connery: 86

One can only hope

It underperformed expectations with males when the feminist bullshit started being leaked. Movies have to make a lot more than production budget to be considered a success. Stop sucking Buzzfeed cock.

She didn't deserve this.

Carrie became a degenerate cokefiend because her jewslut father abandoned her so he could inseminate him some Liz Taylor and she grew up in the hellscape that is Pedowood. Debbie was a classy lady through and through. She was pure. She tried her best to protect her from Pedowood's grasp, but even the most loving parent can't fill the void that forms when a child's parent abandon's them. Having to bury her own daughter was probably her worst fear for many, many years. She couldn't even go on a day.

Kek giveth and Kek taketh away.

Advertising costs, nigger! Did they recoup it?

Moral of the story: do not raise your kids in or around the industry. Not just this story, but hell look at how fucked up Max Landis is, and he's the son of a fucking producer. Not to mention people who have had it far worse like the Coreys.

Kek has been on a rampage over on cuckchan.

Yeah, I'm really scared about repeating digits on gookchan of all places.

Source?

Why on Earth is this a good thing?!
Yeah, suuuure…

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Aside from his stupid rainbow haircut, Landis is probably one of the better adjusted people in Hollywood

Eh he's an alright chap from his vids. Kind of looney sometimes but not too crazy.

Can't wait for the next season of this.

every time

That's sort of what I was suggesting earlier; Max is the son of a producer that was a big damn name at one point and still has some clout to this day. He's not under extreme predatory threat due to his position, and as such he doesn't come off like a complete basket case. But when you watch him you always get a sense that there's a person he wants to be, and a person he's been moulded into. The former appeals to people here, but the latter appeals to his native environment. This is a best case scenario for someone growing up in that system as well; there's much much worse if you aren't protected that can affect you.

Romanticism is going to kill you all

With jews you lose. Sorry to say she got what was coming.

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Did you already forget George Michael?

Fuck I forgot how awful 2015 was. It was also the year my cousin died and when I broke my fucking leg. Nothing good about that shit at all. Also, kitty0706 died? Fuck.

Don't forget the hilarious fail that was the Rio Olympics.

THE GREAT WILL OF GET HAS SPOKEN! Now for Daisy Ridley.

good….one less old junkie whore in the world

Wow, Debbie looks better and younger than Carrie in that pic. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

He's irrelevant.

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Why'd you ban the Tim thread?
It was your average shitflinging thread about Sam's feud with Tim.

Yeah, banning those threads is just giving the rulecuck what he wants.

It's because pop culture has replaced culture.

What's the difference between pop culture and culture?

princess leia was my favorite star wars character, but what gets me is that nobody really cares Debbie Reynolds, her mother, died the day after. Reynolds was a better actress and in a ton of great shit like Singing in the Rain, Tammy and the Bachelor, and Unsinkable Molly Brown.

carrie fisher was just in star wars and blues brothers from what I remember. wtf i hate millenials now.

Who and what? I've never heard of those are they Netflix originals or something?

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My Cousin Vinny, holy shit.

Jim Rebhorn, too

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and anti-guns people are fucking hypocrites.

She looked pretty good for an 85 year old in that OP.

pop culture is superficial

She's a big girl

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I feel sadder about Debbie Reynolds. Not because she was a golden age Hollywood star or because I don't particularly like Star Wars. I feel sadder about Debbie because, while Carrie died because she took poor care of herself, her mother died because the grief of losing her daughter was just too much for her. She said her children were the light of her life and it was obviously true if the death of one of them was enough to kill her

FEEL THE HEAT /bane/!!! ITS OVER FOR YOU! YOUR BOARD HAS CRASHED WITH NO SURVIVORS AND I MADE SURE OF IT!! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU NOW AS YOUR WRETCHED COOL-HEADED TOMFOOLERY COMES TO AND END! NOW BURN! BURN AND FEEL THE INCREASING TEMPERATURES OF HOTHEADEDNESS!! GLORY TO /heat/!!

Oh my god

What the fuck, is the BO deleting those posts ITT or something?
Because I see this shit in every other thread.

It's been a great year in sport. The best year on /sp/ since cuckchan started regulating the board.
>>Ronaldo "the Jews did this" guy wins the Champions League and the Euros

>>South Africa implement a racial equality based selection policy for players and coaches and the team immediately falls apart

How weird would it be to suddenly find out that the biggest hothead was also the biggest guy?

Kek. I fucking hate those guys.