So, I was at home and jerked off and came into a paper handkerchief. Folded it to prevent the cum from spilling out, then put it somewhere else while I waited for the bathroom to free up so I could dispose of it. Standard shit so far, right?
Wrong.
When I hear the bathroom door opening, I go to retrieve the handkerchief, only to find it covered in fucking ants.
I got rid of it, but it still freaks me out. The fuck happened?
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semen contains fructose
Are you calling me a fruit?!
you came ants
They say your cum tastes better if you eat lots of fruit. I guess this
would explain that.
Do you eat decent amount of fruit, are you a vegan or vegetarian? Drink coffee, beer, any of that?
MMMMMMmmmmmmmm…
Aye, I like apples, oranges and the ocassional pear.
Nope.
Beer no, coffee yes. One or two cups every day.
Admit it OP, you just did it so you could brag you mad a bunch of ants swallow your cum.
Dub confirm it.
>Ants love eating your cum, OP
I want some ant porn now.
Are you the same guy who posted about huge ants feeding off his cumrags before?
N-no…
what is this, porn for ants?
fun
no, a faggot
*(not him though)
I guess maybe it just contains good amount of stuff the little buggers like then, as the other user mentioned.
No. Porn of ants. Important distinction.
my cum rag is always covered in ants, thats how i get my proteins
WHY DO YOU HAVE ANTS IN YOUR HOUSE?
This.
You have dickants, Opie.
Google it if you're a newfag.
The way I found out ants were attracted to that particular substance was that I reached for a sock in the middle of the night and stuck it over my dock and was attacked by a swarm of ants.
Mainly my dick and balls were attacked.
Not the last time I was attacked by a swarm of ants, either.
We are amused. Tell us more.
oh god, why did i search this
urbandictionary.com
fitting
Nice dubs, but how do you even have sex with an ant?
hol the fuck up…does that mean that I could feed an ant farm by hosing them my dick soup?
Hey, wait a second bob, are you the same creep from a later thread that came under his bed, just to find some big ants feeding on the cum?