In your opinion what qualities would Darth Vader look for in his lolis?

I now want to see loli versions of sith lords. Is there a loli version of Darth Bane?

Because he tried to tell us about pedowood.

Some one shuold take their blaster along and go investigate

So… he likes dead kids?

I have just the man for the job.

Christmas Cakes.

Vader is such an anti-pedo, he secretly married a woman 5 years older than him.

and we all know how well that turned out…

It's never been shown that anakin had a thing for children

Padme on the other hand…

Every time I see posts like this I'm gonna make a thread on Holla Forums baiting pedos into getting permabanned by posting child models

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Even as a kid, I thought that was weird.

Ever seen the ending to Disney's Blank Check?

therobotspajamas.com/indiana-jones-child-rapist/

George Lucas: I was thinking that this old guy could have been his mentor. He could have known this little girl when she was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.

Lawrence Kasdan: And he was forty-two.

George Lucas: He hasn’t seen her in twelve years. Now she’s twenty-two. It’s a real strange relationship.

Steven Spielberg: She had better be older than twenty-two.

George Lucas: He’s thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when he was twenty-five and she was only twelve. It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the time.

Steven Spielberg: And promiscuous. She came onto him.

George Lucas: Fifteen is right on the edge. I know it’s an outrageous idea, but it is interesting. Once she’s sixteen or seventeen it’s not interesting anymore. But if she was fifteen and he was twenty-five and they actually had an affair the last time they met. And she was madly in love with him and he…

Lucas truly is the master of kino, he even understands cunny.

He is pro-choice

In the real version of SW, Vader is surrounded by loli henchmen. Stormtroopers are the clumsy ones with squeaky voices, his officers are the cool kind of lolis that are secretly swooning over Vader, and Boba Fett is tsundere. They all referred to him as VEYDAH-SAMA.

is there art of this?

What did he mean by this?

Almost seems like they made fart awakens and chode one extra terrible just so the prequels would seem like masterpieces. It definitely worked.

Sorry George your pile of shit is still worse than jew jew's pile of shit

KIDS FROM SEVEN TO SEVENTEEN-O

Nobody cares about what you think, Mike.

There's nothing redeemable about the prequels tbqh fam.

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Is george a sexist?

Rumor has it Mike actually smells like garbage.

I demand Sith Loli's!
Being spanked by Twi'lek slaves

Twi-leks are disgusting. Look like they have penises coming out of their heads

wtf why no star wars anime?

Because the Jews fear the Samurai.

He likes kids dead.

You can always read the Star Wars Anime Books
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars_Manga:_A_New_Hope_1

What's going on with Leia's lips? Is that an allergic reaction or something?

For a minute I thought this was by the guy who did Empowered due to Leia's fish lips.

Cuddle up to your kid and whisper to her it's okay

There's two of them, fam

No just autistic.

Torpedo tits ain't real except for granny tits.
Stop watching anime

Some even wear boxer shorts on their head

LMAO LITERALLY PANTS ON HEAD RETARDED

More george being a pedo