ITT: It's Holla Forums but in the early 00s

OMG did you hear that there's gonna be a Simpsons episode where Homer starts marrying gay couples? and apparently one of the regular characters will come out of the closet!

Doubtful. The show will surely be cancelled by 2005. It's gotten so bad.

Anyone know what happened to that movie they announced a few years back? I think if they tried it now it wouldn't be funny at all or even make money for that matter.

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that's my fetish

So, I know it's a little off the usual film taste of the board, but did any of you catch Ghost World at the theater recently?

I have to say that Thora Birch continues to get hotter and more talented with every year that goes by. She's going to be landing some big roles in the near future, believe me.

The other girl that was in it though, what was her name? Skyler Johnson? Yeah, I don't think she's going to make it in Hollywood at all. I heard she's going to Japan to make a film with Bill Murray but he hasn't been relevant in years.

So how the fuck did that gay-bashing talentless whigger Eminem get a film made on his soon to be over career anyways? Howard Stern is usually always right in his observations. Ah well, at least in 10 years he'll be retired for sure, and he won't be able to keep telling our kids to beat prostitutes with bats on their Nintendos. Hillary Clinton's going to be president soon anyway, and she'll be sure to ban all of this woman-hating misogynist filth.

So same as today.

3D animated movie are the best. I think a lot of great things can come from this concept.

SHE'S LIKE A LOST FLOWER GROWING UP THROUGH A CRACK IN A BUSTED SIDE WALK MOVING LIKE A RIVER SO SAD SO HEY WHERE YOU GOING TELL ME WHERE WE'VE GONE WAS THERE LOVE AND FURY ENERGY AND PASSION

mfsfw they sand this in a fucking dragonball movie when I was 13 year old WWE fan

Nigga he aint a rap god like 50 Cent, don't worry aint no chance he'll be around later. he aint no superman

you guys watch SmackDown last night? Kurt Angle beat the shit out of some rookie called John Cena

that guy won't last two months in the big leagues

Just saw Spirits Awaken Final Fantasy, Now I'm a huge FF fan so I think…with a grain of salt, this may be the lowest point. Sure. but Square will learn from this and they'll make movies BASED ON THE GAMES. That's when they'll finally make money. Hell if they made an FF7 movie it'd be the new titanic.

cut to now: KILL MEEEEEE

I saw that shit,
Cena went up agrainst some punk ass goat named Bryan Danielson on Heat as well. They had an okay at best match but they aren't like, anywhere near Benoit or Eddie. Seriously when they go I am DONE with this business.

what did he mean by this?

SOME

I can't wait to go see that Soul Survivors film after I get off from my job at World Trade Center!

That the Green Goblin is not only insane but also has a big mouth.

JUST
What went wrong, Holla Forums?

Being an ugly motherfucker, I guess. Compare him to someone like Brendan Fraser. Amazingly handsome and has carved out quite a name for himself, probably on part due to his looks more than his acting. Fuck, I'm so jealous of him right now. Absolutely banging wife too.

The first 2 seasons were epic, and the 3rd was okay. But a 4th already? This is getting old.

They'll cancel it by the 6th season tops.

why bother with a spinoff? this "franchise" is dead already

can't wait til this comes out soon.
definitely the movie that's going to launch Jake Lloyd's career.

I just saw this great anime on Adult Swim last night. It was called "Cowboy Bebop". I know that sounds kind of lame, but it's actually a really cool show with great action and realistic characters. Very underrated, I heard they didn't even air all the episodes in Japan because so few people would watch it.

Fuck off with that gay shit, I heard they're bringing over Naruto. All other Anime is dead.

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

What's /a/?

I'm glad they resolved that Iraq situation so quickly and painlessly

You know what thread you're in, right?

Naruto is fine, hell he beat Sasuke we've got like…an episode till they kick off Kakashi's Gaiden. It's not like they're going to run filler for 5 years! I'm still mad.

It's like you want the terrorists to win.

If he does I'm dropping the shit out of this show.

What about that wire show? Is it even interesting?

too many niggers

I hope so. If the Democrats ever take power they'll force all kinds of weird shit down our throats.

I did say this.

too young to remember the Slick Willie years, then?

Kid that plays George Michael is great. He should be in more stuff.

Anyone hear rumors of a DS9 movie? I hope after Nemesis they'll finally push for the best show getting a movie. Then again, knowing Hollywood they might just reboot it with an overrated director.

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Again, do you not know what thread this is?

AD started 2000 -2005 years ago, it's a new millennium idiot.

Yeah really. Kurt really put the hurt on that loser. What's with the jarhead haircut anyway? What's his gimmick? An IRL G.I.Joe or something?

Are they EVER going to give the belt to Eddie or Benoit?

Man, Spider-Man was fucking awesome. Anybody else hear the rumors about X-Men 2?

Idk, I'm sure it'll be better than seeing The Rock, Angle, Undertaker, and Chris Jericho every week. It might be nice to see a new face around there. As long as they keep it TV-14, it'll be fine with me.

Have you guys heard of that new Mummy coming out with Brendan Fraser?
It's called Return or something, I'm really looking forward to it, Brendan is my favorite actor I'd hate to see anything bad happen to him. :D

WOOOO FUCK YEAH TOONAMI, MOST BESTEST THING EVER.

Disney is sooooo screwed, with Toonami on Cartoon Network being the cool shit and Disney being lame as fuck.

WOOOOO WARNER BROS SATURDAY. FUCK YEAH POKEMON AND YUGIOH,

Fuck you Disney, you cant even have Saturday toons anymore.

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I refuse to believe that killing Toonami was in anyway motivated by profit.

Anyone else wanne have a cry about their lost childhood and teen years? We got emotionally invested into that shit. I could have been working out. My muscles would never disappoint me.

I didnt even know what Angel was then. I knew of Buffy.

Ive watched all of Angel, and Charmed. Nothi g of buffy.

Stargate is going be the new Star Trek. An immortal, unending and permanently enjoyable franchise.

I cant wait for Enterprise to get going.

STOP. JUST STOP

Is he better Paul Atreides than the guy from Twin Peaks?

==see fucking==

God Sarah Conner Chronicles suck. Those actors will never become famous in the future.

I like that it's the chick from Firefly though! Man Joss Whedon is awesome, I hope he gets to take on a cape movie some day

I like Ryan the best. Out of all of them he seems the most normal, like he's just a regular guy along for the ride with his edgy friends. The rest of the cast will die before they turn 30, but I predict Ryan will have long happy life with a big family.

He'll be that goodhearted middle aged man who has weekly BBQs in his back yard while he tells you stories about the time he was on that weird show on MTV.

When will the WWE just launch an alternate network for divas that's basically porn?
Because that's all women's wrestling is at the moment. They've got to do it, right? They'll never take women's wrestling seriously, right?

CRY SOME MOAR FAGGOT

Did you see the season finale of LOST? What a rip, there's no way this show is going to last another season.

For you.

Dicky Nixie would've MAGA if not for that decieving Jew Kissinger whispering in his ear.

Idk I think Victoria, Trish, and Lita are pretty good. As long as they don't pull a feminist propaganda on us, I'll be good.

Yo! Fuck those towel-heads! Let's make Middle East into a fucking parking lot for what they did!

Also Tough Crowd should never go off the air, Colin Quinn is my hero. That Greg Giraldo-guy will become a star.

Speaking of stars, the next big ones in the movie industry is Josh Hartnett and Freddie Prinze JR, they are going to be bigger than Tom Cruise the next decade, mark my word.

Also, Guy Richie is frickin' awesome. Not only banging Madonna, sure she's kinda old now but still decent-looking, i bet she will tone down her appearence in a few years. But man, Guy Richie, he's going to hit his prime in Kino-making by now.

Also, that Britney-chick, she seems so normal and cute, certainly wife-material.

I wish they'd bring back some Attitude Era stars such as the New Age Outlaws. in fact, I wish they'd straight up bring back Degeneration X. Triple H's Evolution gimmick isn't even a year old and it's already stale

He looks like Jet Jaguar.

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I can't wait to see more of this semen demon next week. Enterprise > Voyager.

Have you guys seen the trailer for this yet? It looks pretty good, hopefully it saves the prequel trilogy after that lackluster Episode I.

I just wish they'd remake the old series, seriously some of them were great! did anybody see Colbert's Christmas show? xD

New lead actor, Boba Fett's father, lightsaber fights, of course it will be better than Episode 1.

Hm. 7 of 9 or T'pol? That's a though question.

Episode I was awesome, what are you talking about?

Just because TFA sacked does not mean the prequels were good.

I haven't seen the new Star Wars movie (How many new ones are there now anyway? One? Three?) and I don't feel strongly about it in any regard. I have recently watched The Phantom Menace however and it was great. Are you a Disney shill by any chance? We're supposed to be in the early 00's here, the sequel trilogy isn't a thing yet nor is Kike Cucklasa.

Have you guys seen this show? Season 4 has been kind of shit so far, especially compared to season 1 and 3 but I'm sure they'll get it back on track with season 5.

When is this asshole wearing the superman suit.

Farscape was better. Better waifus too.

at the end of season 13 or something.

Wow I'm really liking Stargate Atlantis. I sure hope the sci-fi channel's quality doesn't go down hill any time soon.

Damn the History Channel has some comfy shows like Modern Marvels and all those documentaries on WW2. I sure hope it doesn't go down hill and have shitty reality shows.

Evolution sucks. Batista ain't worth shit.

The XXX movies are truly kino. However, Fast and Furious will never go anywhere amirite guiz?

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Lost thread?

actually it was Matthew Lillard who got railed on by Shaggy and Scooby for that movie. Which is weird since I think he was one of the better performances in that film.

Shit my bad. I couldn't remember who was what.

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You thinking about this scene?

Randy Orton is pretty decent though. I can't see him ever being a top champion, but he'll definitely make a great B+ tier guy like Scott Hall was in the 90s

Why is he so perfect?

I can't wait for his career to pick up and him to become a respected actor.

Did you already have that pic saved?

10/10 would never divorce unless of course I was a cold-hearted succubus who would happily ruin a man's life just so I can live comfortably on $900,000 a year

Brendan was so fucking sexy in George of the Jungle.
If I was an extra in this film, I'd marry him on the spot.

What a dreamboat.

Holla Forums why are all western cartoons need anime inspiration to be good nowadays. First those teen titans and now powerpuff girls, samurai jack , and avatar. All other stuff is shit. Is it something to do with the writers?

You know what I want crammed down my throat fellow 2000-ers?

Twenty years of zombie movies and stories.

Why she is so perfect?

That's not Atreyu, you seem to have posted the wrong pic.

The 21st century is going to be so damn great! Mission Impossible II by John Woo will be so bad ass! So will Ghostbusters III!

I can't wait for the Dragonball Movie!
Also, get this, they're going to make an IronMan movie. Who the FUCK cares about IronMan?

Is that Roz Get back to the recording room. This instant!

Its because they're weebs.

Also, a bunch of shitty slasher films and the milking of the Saw series.

He's going to win an Oscar one day.

What ever happened to Leslie Mann (the chick in the second picture)?

Nah. Orton lacks charisma.

what kind of haircut would you call this?

male pattern baldness.

Say no more. I'll go with that, fam.

Personally, as an atheist, I really hope we just…fuck up the whole thing. You know what I mean? we just RAM it in, just RAM it in over and over until people are sick of it.

Superloli would be pretty cool.

Too young to remember that both "sides" are the same?

Dayum that bitch was fiiiiiiine? You hear about women santing equal rights? Dumb bitches don't know how good they go it fo shizzle my nizzle

Do you wear a fedora?

I remember everyone hating on Bush and when the liberals presented themselves as rebels.

You guys hear that a new Ghostbusters is gonna come out?
It's true, my dad said he read it on the internet.
All the old actors are gonna come back for it, too, it's gonna be great!

Oh my gosh can anyone else believe they cancelled Firefly? Fucking Joss Whedon is a genius, there is no way, no fucking way the man would ever be hated!

ALso anyone seen The Guild? I'm skeptical but I think it'd be great.

Wow guys Blink 182 and All American Rejects are such awesome bands! Their music will never get old and be forgotten!

Green Day is so edgy man they're telling Bush to fuck off.

But Firefly was never popular, which (in addition to Fox fucking around) is why it got cancelled.

It only became popular as a "cult show" and once plebbit "discovered" it.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

That 28 days later movie was awesome, i'm hearing the Shaun of the Dead is supposed to be fun aswell. Can't wait for more zombie-movies, it's been a while since we saw some good. And zombies are so goddam interesting, especially these new faster ones.

Dude, Michael Moore is such a badass, saying fuck you to the establishment like that. Can't wait for his next documentary, i hope he explores all the nasty political shit going around, i've faith in the guy, he seem like a true freedom-fighter and patriot.

its well written though, you cant say that about the guild. you can watch each epsiode of firefly like five times and discover something new

Yeah he's going to expose US healthcare for the fraud that it is and why Cuban healthcare is so much better.

Rage Against the Machine is the best fucking band ever. Anarchy 4 life!

plus i heard he gets the safe drive discount from allstate. pretty good rolemodel

irrelevant.
and doesn't fit the thread theme

well nobody responded to my other contributions

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOUR OTHER CONTRIBUTIONS ARE SHIT

maybe you should shut your stupid whore mouth a nd let the judging judge itself

damn, i would fug her so hard

Damn Family Guy is so funny guys! It beats Southpark out of the water. It will never get stale or milked to death.

I hope it and Futurama don't get cancelled!

But if they both do, I hope they both get brought back!

Adult Swim would be the best place to do it. Such great programming they have.

I know, right? I like how their lineup is all adult-oriented animated shows instead of live action, any channel can do live action shows, there would be absolutely no reason to have live action shows on Adult Swim.