Actors you look like

dunno what FTL13 is

also, i'm sure that guy probably looks more like dubsman than i do, i don't have the nose.

He wouldn't post an image, so I can never tell if he was truly a Bateman look-alike.

Which reminds me, I just watch AP last night again, and I need to make a webm of Bateman saying "stop with the anti-semitic remarks". I'm sure it will trigger both Holla Forums and Holla Forums a bunch, especially in dubs threads.

wouldn't Holla Forums be all over that? tbh i don't ever go on the board so i honestly have no idea how asinine things are there.

Holla Forums get mad if you act like an SJW, though they seem oblivious that they are SJWs, insisting they're just socialists.

I suppose they won't really care about the clip, they don't watch movies, just read books.

POO

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very apt.

I don't really closely resemble any actors, but I'm probably the most similar to Ryan Gosling because I'm mysterious, enigmatic, and have a wicked sense of nihilism.
Essentially I'm an autistic faggot with a thousand yard stare who likes to think he's mysterious, but is in fact simply creepy as fuck.

Gleeson hasn't aged that badly tbh.
He was also fucking stellar in The Guard.

My hair is a bit more curly and poofy, though.

Modern humans (Homo sapiens, primarily ssp. Homo sapiens sapiens) are the only extant members of Hominina clade (or human clade), a branch of the taxonomical tribe Hominini belonging to the family of great apes. They are characterized by erect posture and bipedal locomotion; manual dexterity and increased tool use, compared to other animals; and a general trend toward larger, more complex brains and societies.
That includes "curryniggers"

do not bother educating Holla Forumstards. waste of energy

Post pics

Apart from him being republican/porky we have the same faith, ancestorg I look exactly like him

Wait, you're both members of the Church of Satan?

You realise this is like saying "Pots are a kitchen utensils, most utensils are used in a kitchen" as an actual Anthropologist we actually AGREE that there are differences between the races they just don't equate to much.

Educate yourself as well, don't think you're not as blind as them.

I'm an Atheist but my mother is Jewish, yes so my friends claim I am jewish. I guess this means I really am Jew-ish.

I have a serious question for you, since you claim to be an anthropologist.
In my dialogues, I've encountered an analogy used by certain people and groups, namely that human races are like dog breeds.
In your opinion, does this analogy hold water?

No, I'm not talking about the Chosen, I'm talking about actual Satanists.
Pic related.

No offense taken on the claim, I could claim to be Obama on here. I'll keep it simple.

Yes and no. It does if they are claiming race is 100% "social", then yes it is a good analogy but our make up does not "shift" as much as some other species not to mention FORCED evolution (This is not a crime, don't worry, but it's no surprise that dogs tend to equate to the culture surrounding them.).

If you want a better analogy using bears would be great. They are all physically bears but have slight difference medicinally, genetically and physically but equate to very little in diversifying bear breeds. But then you have Sun bears (Pigmes) but you can still SEE they are bears. There was no forced breeding or deliberate steering. This is very politically incorrect but look at Blacks (NBA) and Afrikaan blacks to see what even a few centuries of forced evolutionary paths do.

I'm off my face drunk but I promise tomorrow I'll post some good middle ground study. Both sides are wrong, but I'm sorry to admit Holla Forums is closer to the truth they just don't know how it works. Somewhat like how the Apollo 11 got us to the moon (Assuming…well you know) using the wrong physics but still had the right idea but again, no, we aren't HUMAN AND NONE HUMAN, merely "This type of Human" and "This Human" and it's stupid to ignore it and I say this as a Tannan Brit. Because fuck that "african american noise

I'm a Transhumanist Atheist who believes that I am God….so…no?

You know, I never thought about it like that. I'll have to use that in future discussions, and it makes a very apt analogy.
Thanks for the thought-out answer, anthropanon.

Regarding anthropology itself, are there any "canon" texts that serve as the basis for someone who wants to learn about it?

Don't go to University. I was a professor, I would greentext but I had to leave since my lectures became 90% censored, all of my friends/colleagues left even those I hated and we all got replaced by "xD TOTES COOL UNI GRADUATES" who were too afraid to say nigger even when I told them I don't believe in censorship of speech and to call me "Boss"

Anyway.

Start with!

Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers by my man and former work mate Robert M. Sapolsky

Race - John R. Barker

The Blank Slate - Steven Pinker

The 10,00 Year Explosion - Henry Harpending

Enjoy my man, don't pay to be brainwashed by coloured haired nitwits.

Oh and I got kicked in 2012. Most before me got kicked before then but I know why. Because there were either white or wouldn't back down. I'm a libertarian so I guess they thought they could control me…until the Tea Party then suddenly I was "Brainwashed by whitey"…I grew up in an all black fucking country…sorry I should stop posting. I get mad.

A bit late to tell me that, user.
Don't worry, though, I have a full ride from scholarships so it's not like I'm taking out loans.
Plus I live in a more politically incorrect state, so uni has been pretty great so far.

Thanks for the recommendations! I'll put them near the top of my list.

Keep on keeping on, you got this. don't let them tame the wolf in your heart and have that radar up. If they say the sky is blue find out for youself. something I used to tell every student I had "Test me on this", some would try…some succeeded, hell I'll admit it, I bought into a nubian empire for a while but I got schooled and had to concede. I may be reaching nearly 50 but this year really gave me hope for all of you young springs.

No need to worry, user, I always do my best to seek out sources and evidence.
Thankfully, my university isn't terribly pozzed. If it is, it's probably within the higher administration.

Good man. Proud of you man, you got a good road ahead of you. Just don't let them fuck you like they fucked me. Don't be 50 and writing novels but being told to "tone down on the racism" until they find out your black…

Anyway. Proud of you son, keep going. I'm going to go watch some Cowboy Bebop since you lot convinced me to and I like it.

Keep on truckin', user. I'd totally buy your books.
Good anime, but you need to try Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

is this you? pic related

I was recently told I look like Haley Joel Osment, but I don't know which one. Maybe 2001 but with a beard. I can't fat enough for the last one.

I'm a dead ringer for Jerry Messing, except for the hair I have none

She's just like me

secondary detected, manga only allowed.

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been told dany from game of thrones a few times..

I don't see it. Though you are cute user.

boipucci?

no

no, halakha claims you're jewish. surely you don't disagree with G-d's law?

thot tbh

I don't believe in God, I'll do whatever I damn well please.

Calling them "porky" will not make it any less anti-semitic.

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you lucky bastard

will you be my bf? 😻😳

Are you a big guy?

horizontally big, yes

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And why would I want that?

more of me to love

LONDON?

This was my favourite Fresh Prince episode.
Man, Phil was the best black Dad and this is proof

This is me, would you hook up?

Hey, how about you make me a sandwich?

MY FRIENDS TOLD ME IM JUST LIKE SHELDON FROM TBBT XDDDDDDD

I'd say tits or gtfo, but that can go one way or the other.

These two fags.

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I can't love someone who can only fit in my doorway by turning sideways like a ladder.

Tell your angsty hellspawn here>>583090 to shave his head and get a job. God damn.

No lies.

When I bother to do my hair.

A cross between the two.

A smirking hobgoblin?

Lies. There's no way any user could ever be that cute.

Even if they're a trap dubs?

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Jude Law

Except younger and not balding

I refuse to entertain the possibility. No trap, user or not could be that pretty and if we perchance do have any femanons amongst us they don't look anything like that.

I'm a femanon

and I browse Holla Forums we just dont talk about it because that's gay

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Cross between these three.

Who would expect Anthony Cumia on Holla Forums.

nope, not me.

actual picture of me

OP is an ugly ass shitskin faggot

brennan, is that you? i swear to fuck you and tucker are related.

Tuck, stop shitting up Holla Forums with ads for your show, thanks.

Post more, I don't have enough photographic references for cute faces.

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whole food concord grape juice 2.99 and delicious

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Literally me

EXCUSE ME

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who dis

shhh don't say his name

donations man

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pls, reverse image search turned up nothing

>>>/bog/

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not really though

I also kind of act like him sometimes.

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Make the hair a darker brown and round the face a bit more and that will be me.

Shoe on head + timestamp nao

you resemble a corpse?

did you know that she wears a wig, and underneath it is a scarred and disgusting scalp?

I'm sure I saw a character just as you described in a schlocky 80's slasher film based around aerobic exercise.

In my second job at a university library the receptionist would tell me I looked like pic related.
That was years ago and it never struck me that I probably could have hit that, stupid kid.

She was actually trying to say that you are a manlet

Fuck so that's why my roommate tried to molest me

Sounds hot tbh.

do i give a fuck? shoe on head + timestamp.

"In a world ruled by Islamic terror, hope lies not into the sky above, but in the streets.
Paramount Pictures presents…Street shitter. Arranging date in 2017. "

I look a fair bit like Gael Garcia btw.

Not to bust your balls but RDJ was in the JUSTice League at the time, not an Avenger. Was your shit fucked up at the time?

Who hurt you?

Between this two.

MOVE OUT DA WAY, WHYTE BOIS!

Tits or gtfo

Actually it was a fucklong time ago, and to be honest I look nothing at all like RDJ

Why's there so many fat and ugly actor pics ITT?

arms like a horse's hind legs

Dear sir I am looking forward to your account in accordance with the help of course a good idea if you're in the morning of the other way you can see the attached file is scanned image in PDF format and send it to the inbox folder and then I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the past two days and times for me and the same thing happened with my family and friends with the following link and it is not working a full day of your website on the phone number is and I will have the same time as we discussed the other day when the new year is a good day to day basis and I will have to get the chance.

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rate

btw no one in real life says I look anything like these people, but then again I am German and we aren't as deep into american celeb stuff

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at least you know where you are, unlike Foley

You look exactly like that!

Mah nigga
For real?

Why wouldn't there be?

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Without doxxing myself too much, yeah, good guy if a little eccentric, you can probably piece together who I am from this though

is this you?

Pic related but I have brown eyes.

Please leave, this is a white board.

Not an actor but I was on holiday in Croatia and was approached by random people 3 separate times telling me I look just like croatian pop sensation Vuco. I guess it helped that I was wearing aviators the whole time

I've also been told I look a bit like Edward Norton back when I was thinner and beardless.

Leia-terally who?

rate

btw no one in real life says I look anything like these people, but then again I am German and we aren't as deep into american celeb stuff

my dealer said i look like ashton kutcher's brother austin kutcher

I just realized how similar the two look.

rate me

more like autism kutcher

I also wanted to make that comment, user.

Nice.

You know… just gonna say it… Munn has very specific tastes, and darkie isn't on the menu.

She only fucks white athletes with huge dicks. Also, European white guys are out as well as she hates uncut dick. I'm not saying this to brag, I'm an American white guy but I'm uncut.

She's not worth my foreskin, tbh, but after hearing her interview on Anna Ferris's podcast, I respect her. Not enough not to post these pictures, but still she hates feminists and politically correct race shit. I mean, if I had the oppurtunity, I would, but she wouldn't.

Was told repeatedly by a girl while watching Almost Famous that I looked like the dopey kid in it who gets repeatedly cucked. Every time the little guy made an ass of himself she'd say, "Oh that's so cuuuute" while looking at me and then laughing. Other people have since agreed with her on the resemblance.

When I grew a patchy beard, I was compared to the guy from GoT who gets castrated.

Was also told I look like a young John Cusack once, but I really don't see that one.

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Forgot the text
I got this from Holla Forums. It's used there all the time. I don't see how it's supposed to trigger them.

Some people have said I resemble pic related.

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daily reminder that this is TruthSeeker

lel objectively inferior gene.

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He literally looks like a bean with face.

Circumcision only happens in the US, Israel and a few countries in Africa, the rest of the world considers it pointless and barbaric.

I know man but who the fuck prefers cut dick? I believe thats just some bullshit cutfags made up

America sucks kike dick so hard that they mutilate their own cocks to look like their masters.

and South Korea for some reason

Gee I wonder why

Don't watch if you have high blood pressure.

wut

Quite a few asian countries are fucking obsessed with it for some reason.

Wew lad

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People tell me I look like this asshole.

*I meant to say his not this.

Not an actor but this is the only celebrity I've been compared to.

There's a decent resemblance but I think it also goes hand-in-hand with the faggy deadpan humor similar to his that I had when I was younger (mid-late teens).

I've been told I look like this from this film except I have brown eyes

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Was Leto always crazy or was he sane at one point?

My father looks like Charlton Heston and I look like him a lot, so I guess I look like Charlton Heston a little bit.

garfunkel from simon and garfunkel

except more German and skinnier