Get ready to throw up.. this is the new host. This beta looking cuck and Felicia Day are the leads in the new MST3K

get ready to throw up.. this is the new host. This beta looking cuck and Felicia Day are the leads in the new MST3K.

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What the fuck is the point?

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hope you like Jonah.

Yeah, it's hard not to get a douchey Hollywood vibe from the upcoming MST3K, when most of the original show's charm came from it being made in some midwesterner's basement

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 just turned back time to Mystery Science Theater 2016! Should have expected this from the kikery they pulled.

I know pretty much every TV show pushes agendas hard as fuck nowadays, but do they really have to hire the biggest cuckold looking motherfuckers on the planet?
You could push your propaganda far more effectively if you have literally anything but some mousey looking cunt with receding hair and problem glasses hosting your shit.

is that mike myers?

Remember if you don't push for the party line, you don't get platformed. :^)

He's non threatening and looks like a homogenized mix of all the betacuck "nerdculture", eat any shit shoveled out, consumerist, "Rogue One isn't a kid's Star Wars", "I'm a fan because I took a selfie with some merchandise", won't breed and spend his goodgoy dollars on merch, soft, progressives that would still watch that shitheap.

Really? you are going to throw up? Bad actors with a shitty paper thin social agenda squatting on the corpse of a long dead show is enough to make you physically ill? Maybe you should stop trying to virally market this shit show on 8/tv/. I mean you clearly think the rage factor will get some people to watch it, but you fundamentally misunderstand the mindset of imageboard users and think the usual appeals to emotion, hyperbole, and subtle social shaming tactics endemic to Tumblr and Redidt are what passes for the norm here. Why don't you do me a favor and get off the internet for a good three four month. Go get an actual job where you have to work to earn a living and learn to grow the fuck up and deal with the real world like an adult.

Nigger

You're a faggot if you ever liked it to begin with. Commentary over movies is the lowest form of comedy, it's only funny with actual friends in real life.

Did they say what movies they'll be reviewing?

They planned on viewing the film libraries available from the BBC and blacked.com.

He looks like this faggot

Part of the agenda is normalizing cuck appearance and behavior.

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In all seriousness, probably the kind of crap they showed on the original episodes

looks good I can't wait

He's 6 foot 5. He could probably beat the shit out of you.

Manlet detected.

it'd be like something out of David and Goliath

I think he was implying you are a manlet.

HAHAHAHAHA! Visit /fit/, Ichabod Crane!

Will lanklets ever learn?

Last years Turkey Day marathon had Tom Servo thrilled that a black guy would voice him to make ip for opression.

The fact that Felicia is in it will bury this stillborn.

IF I WOULD RAPE YOU IT WOULD BE LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA ICHABOD CRANE

I never liked that show and i never thought it was funny but hearing that Felicia Day is involved already triggers me.

Is this another corporate product that tries to cash in on nostalgia and thinks hiring le gamur gurl will pander to fans?

Nigger you should actually watch the old show. They didn't review shit.

Try watching something that wasn't created in Japan just once.

Felicia Day thread?

Felicia Day thread

No it isn't. Cuckposting is.

what about commentary over cuckporn movies?

This revival is going to suck, but you sound like the ultimate MSM memecuck.

trumpcuck cumskins are so privileged that they have nothing to complain about aside from tv shows, vidya, or "being bullied" by privileged liberal SJWs on the internet.

He's like a bad cliche brought to lifeā€¦

Why do you faggots care so much about how this dude looks? His job is to sit in a dark room and face away from the camera. Only faggots care this much about if the guy they're gonna see in a dark theater is attractive.

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No one asked you, goon.

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Can't wait for the worst MST3K

Wait. You're saying there are two leads?

Cuck is not-Joel, Felicia is one of the mads.

Someone should watch these new episodes and mock them MST3000 style.

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I got bored and recorded it

Proof that Mike was always the best.

Noice.

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cheers bby, i was flat af

Was with that little squeak at the end, did you get raped by a kangaroo or something?

I laffed actually, my laugh sucks

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My laff is shit

Do it!

dibs

Nostalgia fags and hipsters need to smarten up and realize it's always going to be shit and not capture the old magic with these reboots.