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Masturbation.

yay pony tiem!

Is this a Celestia thread?

Yes.

FUKKEN DEGENERATES

DIE IN FIRE

Yeah…
That…

What?

hello friend

also brb need to go have a drink

That's my fetish.

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THHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BEST

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Nothing…

Is this it? Are we friends? Stop it, it's too much!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I regret nothing!

I'm your friend.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't understand, what did I do wrong?

MY NUTS!

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gotem

HOP HOP!

Evening, Holla Forumsread!

It's not you. It's me. Forgive me…

Praise it? I Refuse!

Choo Choo Mother Fuckers!

can i stay anonymous?

Fly away Mod!

Happy!

Heyo

Just be aware that Anons are not actually people.

Don't believe the lies they say about chickun!

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Vroom Vroom Then!

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No. God damn it stop confusing me!

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And what does, "Turn up" supposed to mean?

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heya

hey Rubers!

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I wish I could quit you.

Never mind. I don't want to know.

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Literally LMAO!!!!! xD
Fuck off with this filthe, pleb.

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Is this an edit? I can't tell.

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Travis is best poni

scooot

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Fuck you. Whatever. Celestia has the most praise worthy ass.

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Hey Skittles, if BP were to show up at your door sometime this summer, would you be a good host, or tell him to fuck off your lawn?

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Thank you for admitting that.

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Eat ass.

Maybe I will in my dreams tonight.

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Make yourself useful and spam some celestia porn.

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kkk

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Much appreciated.

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Entirely depends on what he's doing here, but judging from a video he posted some time back he was a pretty hilarious guy and I'd bet we'd get along just fine.

note pls

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Yes Skitty?

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all this autism spam is making me lol a little

Ah. He mentioned possibly traveling through Texas this summer. I told him he should pay you a visit. He said he didn't want to get shot, lol.

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He wouldn't get shot… Only me and two of my cousins who live on the ranch have been shot, one of them twice, all of them rare events.

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4 actually, forgot the guy who shot me was actually shot himself before.. in the eye.. with a paintball gun.

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Savage

What's your favorite genre of music???

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It was pretty unfortunate.. I told him to wait and not play with my friends until I came back with extra masks but he went in anyway and got hit in the face, in the EYE like an idiot… Now he wears a pirate patch or glass eye occasionally.

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Punk rock mainly. I'll listen to anything though. What about you?

You're getting lazy.

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She knows what I want

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daily reminder that people on Holla Forums consider the spinning chair anime girl an Holla Forums authentic meme

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the what?

shes a pretty cool grill

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Look at how she spins in her chair. Isn't she just the cutest thing?

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Who is your waifu?

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That sounds rather unpleasant.

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getting shot could be fun, opening your mind to the new experiences!

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that's mine too, pop punk actually, but kind of similar I think

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youtu.be/fpVBOxe05hs?t=47s

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i didn't realize it was a gif

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Open all of them at once. See if your PC can handle all the spinning.

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yeah.. my older cousin was shot in the leg, my younger cousin who's like a really close friend got shot twice, once right in the palm of the hand and in the chest, we're all alright like nothing happened though.

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now that I have purged smug from discord as well, I'm going to besiege the steven universe board. If I do not return, know that I died doing what I love.

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Fuckin' swoon.

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Godspeed.

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Have you guys gained an immunity to bullets yet?

Done

fare thee well

my PC can handle it, but can i?

have a good one boss!

The only thing that's happened is I get very nervous around any guns not under my control.

Your black background makes it look like a twilight zone trip…

Just keep a shot of insulin nearby in case the cute gives you diabetus.

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what'did u clicked

CLICK*

I'm getting too sleepy to keep posting…
help

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You can keep posting, you know you can.

I sexually identify as a billionait but my bank is being an oppressive bitch and says my funds don't match my sexuality.

I would pay nuns to follow me everywhere and play youtube.com/watch?v=yYxyiUB1L0s 24/7 everywhere I went

billionair*

Who needs money when you have Celestia?

I'm counting three times you've used this joke so far.

I know I'm not likely to have a lewd dream of her tonight, but damn do I want one.

According to old people gay pride events and abortions cause earthquakes and hurricanins rightwingwatch.org/content/john-mcternan-gay-pride-events-cause-earthquakes-abortion-causes-hurricanes

you keep being cheeky with me I'll get iza to march through your town n give discount abortions at your wallmart

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my head hurts all of a sudden
I tink I need to be put down, I can barely type

drink water

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Give me your address. I'll be right over.

yo

Greetings.

boner

why does the universe have a speed limit? I hate speed limits

That's what I get for her.

can you imagine if it didnt?

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what would happen? No, I haven't though too deeply on it tbqh fam

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Are you into 2 dimensional bestiality? dude gross wth

More like xenophilia, but sure

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I leave for a few hours and the Holla Forumsread is reduced to level 10 dedication shitposting

did raptor die?

I love you, too.

Yo

His PC did

What's good?

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really? What happened?

same

I'm getting settled in for the night, gonna see Keanu tomorrow. Do you live on the west coast per chance?

Just that, I don't know anymore

East coast

I'm going to pass out

*gone*

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Don't come back, fucking lightweight

I guess you and I are going to get a lot, closer

Bye Skitty

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You coming to the east coast?

Yeah, in like, a year. Hopefully sooner! What state exactly?

I'd prefer not to say out here, sorry.

It's okay, I understand. Well you obviously know I live in Cali, the most dry, bankrupt golden state of them all

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308 Highway 76, White House, TN
37188-9198

Come visit me.

It's pretty great

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Wow, that user is shit.

The world is shit. I have to go to bed (isn't it 4am there?) goodnight

Sleep well you weak ass nigga

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meant for

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Discord, you got some Celestia lewds?

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Not really, sorry.

No need to be sorry

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Good morning everyone! What's going on here?

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new episode in 5 hours time

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i… don't have anymore Luna&Fluttershy pics

don't know who/what I should post

I ran out as well :P Had to go look up some fresh ones

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I might aswell post Luna then

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Good choice!

Hey, i was gonna post that next!

2bad

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Canon!

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Hi canon!

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good morning

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Khan.

arfternoon!

See you guys later, i'm going on a trip with a few friends!

Farewell.

laaaater

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Azzy

hi

Dude, your dinner is about to get saucy, what are you going to do about it?

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add more hotsauce and dig in
what would YOU do?

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Why is miserable?

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Do it!

accidentally my concrete enemas folder

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We should build a moat!

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or a spaceship?

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SPACESHIP!

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less than 2 hours away till new episode

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If a blackhole is strong enough to consume light that gets near it, why can't it consume its own gravity?

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*rolls around on the floor*

Because that's the force that… Jesus dude that shouldn't make sense

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because God

I really want to know what causes mass to gravitate towards each other when suspended in space, what is that field that causes the interaction. Is mass actually consuming space around you, like a literal 3 dimensional hole, so relative to space you are stationary while approaching the consuming that space? Would that explain why in large areas of space there appear to be dark energy locations with a repulsive effect, would tha actually be the nucleation of space in that area simply bubbling to fill the void of the consumed space around it?

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*levitates around you*

What God(s) do the fine people of Irlandonia worship btw?

Desist from this.

FUCKING COSMOS SPACE TIME ODYSSEY IS SUPPOSED TO BE INFORMING ME NOT MAKING ME CRY WTF WHY IS THIS SO SAD

My best educated guess without having the slightest knowledge on the subject would be the effect of positive to negative attraction of atoms in a frictionless enviornment made up of dust and ash. Reason stands that after enough time passes the larger clumps develop a stronger pull.
I do know from having a cousin or two working at CERN that while gravity's effect is obvious to even the most simple of laymen, the cause of it on the Quantum level is less blatant. There may have been a few new findings since I last spoke with them, but last we talked I learned that every force in the universe has its own subatomic particle. We've found evidence of all except gravity's particle.

giant leprechauns

That's the thing, I don't think there is a particle that is emitted from matter that goes out and tries to pull something back in, if that were the case, the black hole probably would indeed consume it's own gravity kek

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Scoot scoot I killed Smuglord.

A job well done.

lel

hey bl00, what's up

it was a victory for everypony

hello tiny friend! im just havin breakfast and chilling. howabout you?

just going to get some food prepped for the episode! 30 minoots away…

But there's Quasiparticles, electromagnetic particles, there's a very complex formula somewhere that points to there being one. There's several chalkboards full of equations for this shit that I haven't had the attention span to run through.
I have a secondhand source that told me there's a particle behind every force.

sounds tasty! make sure you have cupcakes

I don't. i have pretty much everything else tho. gon' get some maple syrup and pancakes methinks

ooooh that sounds tasty. a pancake is basically a horizontal cupcake, so I think youre ok

What shall you be eating, Reece?

WUBY!

a flat cupcake i guess… maybe Pinkie-Pie sat on it or something

mmmm pinkie pie butt cakes!

ruuuuuuubyyyy

are you hyped?

CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

Heeyyyyy Blewbie, what's up?

For new episode time? Yes.

GETTING FUCKING HYPED! You?

Aw yiss.. almost that time again!

Hiya Reece! sorry bout that last post, my timing was horrific'

how's u? :3

what post you talking about?

also heyyy, just on the sofa… WAITING

what about you?

bronystate.net/

soon

But if it was a particle, that means it is being emitted from the mass yet completely unmolested. Light is not manipulated by gravity in any way yet it is pulled in by the black hole because there is no outward direction in the space around the black hole, a straight path for light to travel near the body is a curvature that leads into itself so that implies gravitons somehow ignore this and continue out as through nothing was happening. Fucking magnets, how do they work?!

This

Doin good, eating, epi tiem!

Hiya Smokey!

hey there

Good morning

heyyy, you watching new episode?

I'm on season 4

CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

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season 4's a good season.

i haven't actually seen any of season 5 yet, i've seen all the others though

You wanna binge some Season 4 with me?

oo okay! after the new one maybe?

kkk

what thread was this..

>COM:
not sure how long you've lurked here, but the ponies are always doing little information lists on Holla Forums

one guy (skitty I think) did a program that measures traffic on Holla Forums, and it ended up being 40% pony and 40% pedo.

Not even kidding. That's 80% of the traffic on Holla Forums.

Now it's about 50% and 50% being ponies and everything else.

Sad isn't it?

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Oh, they were talking about that script I have that calculates the percentage of posts in a thread relative to the rest of the board

WHO WANTS A SNACKEEZ

HELLO SKITKSITYKISTKIITITTY!

Yummy

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Does that snack involve bacon?

aaaaaah! scary skitty

uhh… i was just watching the snackeez advert from the mlp stream… i have no idea what they are

also how did you like the new episode?

not as good as last week's episode for me personally, but cute tho

It only shows more reasons why Applejack is worst pony.

yeah I didn't like that, farming is what Applejack DOES, it's part of her character, yet she has to be told what to do in te episode… i like Applejack but the episode kind of pooped on her a lil

Rarity is a worse pony than AJ

you there Solaire?

Who is asking?

where's the stream for season 4?

Get in for season 4 binge. I'm on episode 10, iirc.
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

Hello pones, i'm back! It's 32°C outside, holy shit it's hot

k brb

welcome back pony pal!…
straya?

Get in negros

Central Europe…

Wuts dis?

What birds have a wing span of at least 4ft? God this bird flying around my house is gigantic, I thought it was an RC plane for a moment until I saw it flapping its wings.

huh, weird, its only like 27c here in the US

A shared virtual machine in browser. Allows people to pick up the remote, giving them control of the stream.

mostly eagles and vultures. What kind of coloration has it got?

all black, it was probably bigger than 4ft wide, this thing is huge.. I wanted to take a picture but by the time I found my camera it was too far.

vulture.
you got a carcass on your property.
go find that yummy carcass.

I've seen larger birds flying around, pelicans pass by my house occasionally but I don't usually see eagle shaped birds like this of that size.. was very strange.

Was it circling or flying in a straight line? It sounds like a vulture to me.

gliding around erratically in the ranch in front of my house.

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they're big carrion eaters. something that size will be looking for a big meal. dead horse, dead cow, coyote kills, etc. or a person.

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I guess it was that, looks spot on to its shape from far away as I saw it. I've seen them before but usually they appear to be 3ft in the sky, this one was especially large.

There's probably a rabbit or something somewhere it's looking for.

You should capture it for science. Try not to get projectile vomitted on though!

they can smell it in the wind.
powerful sense of smell on those things.

one rabbit would hardly be enough to draw a bird that size.

Yeah, well I thought it was funny. Pegasi master race, unicorn patrician race, earth pony mud race

Rarity: Successful entrepreneur. Has businesses in three cities, relegating out sales work in the two larger ones to salaried ponies while she focuses on design work in her small town carousel boutique. Has accomplished her dreams and keeps working harder. Nonetheless, she still finds herself with time to go to the spa on a regular basis.

Applejack: Manages only one farm, with her family, and is busy all day every day because she solves her problems by patching them with quick fixes instead of permanent solutions. Raises hogs despite relative scarcity of carnivores/omnivores in Equestria.

I think its smell and sight, or maybe sight is just eagles.

Oh I agree, Rarity is a member of Equestria's parasitic exploiting class, but that makes me like her less than AJ

maybe it's like mad max beyond thunderdome, and they use the pig shit to make methane fuel.

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what the fuck

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Rarity is the patriarchy!

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i had to wiki it. it depends on the species, but yes some can smell death from up to a mile away.

impressive critters!

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Your tribute is appreciated :3

yep, and they rarely go after living stuff, so skitty definitely has a corpse nearby. probably a cartel kill.

why it gotta be something bad like a cartel? it could be someone really nice, like a kindly old man who just flopped over and died. or a kindly old cartel man who was smuggling a load of college scholarships to underprivileged youths. Ever think of that?

Ruby wtf

the cartel guy was just going to school and getting his life together.

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he a good boy, he dinchop off nobody's fingers

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2 ruby 4 me

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*filtered*

cant filter me if i filter you first
filtered
no filterbacksies!!!!!

lel

Hmm.. I didn't do that one right

let us know if you find what that vultures hunting. I need to go hunting myself, gunna try the local farmers market for some green tomatoes

I'm inside.. I'm not going to go look for dead stuff..

what if dead stuff comes looking for you?

Hey guys, if given a choice, would you rather travel to Equestria or the Pokemon World?

How is that even a choice?

is this what it feels like to be Ruby?

kinda like it

Obviously the first. I wanna catch me a legendary IRL.

I'm glad it's dead, that saves me the trouble of killing them myself.

there's so few cloudkicker art on the internet

youre terrible. Now lewding pokemans!

fair point

IKNORITE? I could only find one pic of her in a diaper!

I used to call cloudkicker, cloudchaser

now my brain think she's called Ruby. my brain gets confused

Pony pony pony.

Cloud Kicker and Cloudchaser are two different ponies. In this picture, we see two different ponies, Cloudchaser (on the left) and Flitter (on the right).

poni poni?

i see

Poni

Well that was all I had of cloudkicker.

I'm going to order a pizza, I haven't had one of those in 2 months.

Meanwhile, here we have Cloud Kicker, right about to murder the shit out of Chrysalis.

Chrysalis would absolutely devastate that pony. Look at those teeth hnnng

I don't even remember seeing cloudchaser in any of the episodes… cloudchaser is just the name that came into my head for whatever reason

*probes Uranus*

be back later, everypony!

byeeee blewberreee

rip bread

who is that guy?

that's me d00d

lol I highly doubt that, he looks my age and had a beard, you said you were incapable of growing one or something

it's M.A Larson, bruv.

TIL China is named after an emperor who would persecute philosophers and kill people for studying science

also i've had a lil beard befiore. they just get annoying and too itchy for me

I know what you mean.

where'd ya go?

If humanity makes it to hundreds of thousands of years from now, I suspect we will eventually be able to see a ring system in the night sky when the sun is in the right spot due to satellite junk that's been left orbiting earth

that'd be really cool

Caught me a Regigias.

sounds… delicious(?)

I don't know what that is

It's a Pokémon, lol. Anyways, imma go grocery shopping soon.

Noice dubs Reece!Reece.JQdM

Noice dubs Skittish

Noice dubs Reece!Reece.JQdM

Noice dubs Wezdor !Wezdor/2aY

Noice dubs Anonymous

Noice dubs Anonymous

Noice dubs Blewberry !Blew.zkBPk

Noice dubs Smokey !Meadowx.JQ

Noice dubs Blewberry !Blew.zkBPk

Noice dubs Reece!Reece.JQdM

Noice dubs Ruby!OffRailsfU

Noice dubs Blewberry !Blew.zkBPk

Noice dubs Blewberry !Blew.zkBPk

Noice dubs Ruby!OffRailsfU

Noice dubs Skitty

Noice dubs Skitty

Noice dubs Reece!Reece.JQdM

Noice dubs Aku

Noice trips Aku

o right.

welllll. hope you get something good. is the weekend going to be busy for you?

do you like these cheeky doubles?

Noice dubs Reece!Reece.JQdM

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poor DubsChecker… will he EVER get dubs?

serial killer.

A little bit. I've got an assignment to do, and Ski to Sea to visit tomorrow.

I've got roughly two more weeks until freedom, but until then, I have work to do.

o right, hope you have fun

im here, praise me

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no one else but me deserves the praising

if you can't look directly into the sun for 12 hours with suffering permanent eye damage then you are not worthy of her.

without suffering*

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Crashing celestial objects into each other, taking requests.

Recreate this scene.

throw earth into uranus

I'm back

Welcome back

It's good to be back

How's it going?

olleh

I'm fine, just saw the new episode. Where are your pics?

Sorry for not posting pics, watching pony

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¿ʎɐpoʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʍoɥ 'ǝɔǝǝɹ ollǝɥ

You streaming?

i'm okay thanks, yoo?

yeah we're watching one of the top 3 best episodes of season 4. guess what episode it is

I could do that, or, you could give me the link to the stream you fuck

Sorry, went afk
rabb.it/AnHeroOnCam

rofl
that impact crater looks like a gaped anus even

I'm back, and i'ts time to post Moonbutt!

this moon's better

Luna is good though

scoooooooooooooooot

Luna is best*

Mars and Venus into each other.

Hey you~

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Sorry, I'm distracted by those sexy hooves…

That actually looks pretty damn cool.

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fuk u

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she has sexy everything tbh

oh god, it's 11pm… where did the last three hours go? i needed to make a phone call

Yep :3

Sexy yellow pone. Can't see why anyone could consider her worst pony.

Be careful with that edge, it might pierce condoms :^)

So who is worst?

You're British?

Luna sure as hell ain't

wez pls
y u luna anyway

YOU

Best pon.

Well, at least in that scenario I'm in Equestria…

We all know that the cyan pony is the best pony

Northern Irish. There's a difference, jimbo.

That brings back suppressed memories of SAND and YAY :D
Dear god…

Nah, same thing c:
Also, you're a red head?

I am

PLS WEZDOR YOU ARE BEST SAND :D YAY :D

yeeeee-no

my hair is dark brown

You ever wonder what happens when you place a black hole close to a Dyson sphere?

Pics of glorious hair, please?

[PTSD intensifies]

Unionist or loyalist scum?

Luna is second best pony, number 1 is Celestia.

holy shit wezfgt is posting
and tirkfgt

Here you go, don't be too jealous

It's okay, you're allowed to have inferior genetics in [current year] :3

I didnt want to do this, but… >pic

Who the hell are you :o

Amazing, you couldn't have gotten worse focus if you stuck it up your arse. Truly, art

I have tape over my camera ;3

Can we settle and say that a threeway with Celestia and Luna would be cash?

some fgt

does anypony here like to scootapost?

That's nice, now post hair c:

Fine, i'll give you that much.

Want me to hold the door for you?

You mean like this?

tbh, I'd like to be all blonde and pretty

everything on me is brown… except my skin

you should hold something else instead

Jesus, those are hot.

Yeah, well, i could have blue eyes from my mum's side, and i could be tall from my dad's. Instead i have brown eyes and average height.

Oh yeah~?

are you a non-american too?

I think i'm a lil under the average height… i have the worst genes evva

Slovenia. And we can wallow that we're untermensh together!