1. How the PHUCK was the hammerhead ship able to push the Star Destroyer that far...

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Just fuck my canon up.

What do you mean?

It was the first open demonstration. Any engineering project of that scope would involve multiple tests shots.

What I find silly is that Leia's escort soldiers were apparently in rebel uniforms, which makes the attempted lie that it was a consular ship in ANH incredibly stupid.

And of course there was no transmission. The blockade runner was docked on the rebel ship.

Just watch AotC, RotS, R1 and ANH in chronological order. Nothing in R1 makes any sense considering what came before and absolutely nothing within the opening of ANH makes any sense either.

There's nothing wrong with being racist.

It's a prequel to a thirty-nine year old movie, you retard. What did you expect?

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What is it like being this autistic? Genuinely curious.

Please tell me they did not do this.
Why would they take so fucking long to target Yavin IV then?

That's irrelevant you fucking faggot. The prequels weren't predictable like this. R1 was totally standard

Her ass is too big for you? Fag.

They did. They didn't show it happening, but during the final battle the rebels said "A massive object has just been detected exiting hyperspace" and then they showed the Death Star next to the planet

The Death Star would be pretty useless if it couldn't enter hyperspace. Nobody would fear a weapon that took 10-15,000 years to reach them.

As for Yavin, the death star was in the system already. Hyperspace is for long distance.

If it can enter hyperspace, shouldn't it be able to, like, move normally too? Instead of rotating painfully slowly around the planet?

There is if it makes you say gay shit

First pick is a trap

Pics or it didn't happen

1. the force
2. the force
3. the force
4. its literally a non-issue since you dont notice unless your looking for it
5. same as 4
6. he was great
7. wrong
8. wrong
9. wrong
10. the force
11. same as 5
12. wrong
13. wrong

dumbass

If you couldn't tell he was CGI, you might be schizophrenic or something. I'm not kidding

He didn't have enough screentime to be "great" and also I'm not criticizing him

wrong. and stop posting nazi shit, it offends me.

sweet logic bro

Are you actually retarded enough to think that "wrong" is a sufficient rebuttal to something

She does not look like a farm animal you incorrigible fucking faggot

She might be a dyke, which would be a shame, but she is quite a handsome creature.

The pic is right there in the post I replied to, faggot. Belly button is above the hipline, that's not something that ever happens with women. It's a fucking trap.

What makes you say that?

The ship was disabled by an ion canon
The death star was able to do this in the OT, hence how it was able to go from Alderaan to Yavin. It possesses many engines set along its trench. Just because something is big doesn't mean it needs proportionally massive engines to move itself through space.

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Nazi sluts are still sluts

One of the pictures on her instagram she's holding hands with a woman she calls bae.

At least from what I can decipher. Normalfags speak some kind of weird dialect of emoticons and ellipses.

disgusting idpol

some shit I noticed
What the fuck? I thought it was supposed to be an esoteric power largely unknown to regular folk. No one in the rebels even used the force except for the blind dude which everyone kinda treated as crazy.

Hahaha, that does not mean she's a lesbian

The rebel leader at the end of ANH who explained the weakness of the Death Star said "may the force be with you," in fact he was the first one in the franchise to do it

1) Did you fall asleep when they ion cannoned it and disabled its engines? How about when the light helpfully went out in the thrusters? They even said "we've lost engine control". Pay attention
2)Its always been able to do that. You think it flew across the galaxy at normal speed and just accepted many millions of years of travel time?
3) He was the guy who made sure there were no fatal design flaws. There was no one else as qualified as him who had access to the programme and it was a tiny flaw.
4) I didn't think it was bad.
5) Was it? I didn't notice.
6) Who cares?
7) Needed to get rid of him somehow. It was a "down with the ship" thing, I think.
8) Who even saw it on the desert planet of warzone
9) The OT had a new planet every twenty seconds too. It wasn't distracting.
10) Sounds cool and shit
11) I word if the name of the Jedi planet was meant to sound similar because it was linked directly to that group.
12) It's not meant to be the Usual Suspects, it's a family film. If you couldn't work out the plot then you'd be retarded or under 12.

stay mad white boi

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The whole point of the prequels was to show where Darth Vader came from. Therefore, through three whole movies, we all knew that the whiny little kid was going to grow up to be the asthmatic under the mask. We also already knew that Obi Wan had something to do with it, and the tension between them was apparent all through 2 & 3. We all knew Luke & Leia were Vader's kids, so it made sense that their births would be shown (or at least alluded to) by the end of the trilogy.

Literally every plot point that matters in those movies is something we already knew or could have just figured. If you honestly think that they weren't predictable, you're nuts.

And I'd even class myself as part of the lunatic fringe that thinks 2 & 3 aren't all that bad. (Well, 3, anyways.)

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