Be me

Why has it come to this Holla Forums?

You sick fuck

Nothing wrong with making rice in a microwave

Enjoy your inferior time parameter input pleb, knob master race here

NEW UPDATE:

I think something went completely wrong, my rice is now somewhat similar to mochi. Tastes good though.

You don't make rice in a microwave dumbass.

Good deal,bruh

nigger thinks turning a know is superior to actually knowing how to add seconds and write it down

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Is this some kind of weird omen that I come on Holla Forums and see this thread? Thank you lord Jesus! For a great meal!

Hey dumbass. Try using a sauce pan.

you're having plain rice with nothing on it for dinner?

that's much worse than the fact that you're making rice in a microwave

Here's the perfect addition to plain white rice.

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If you put just the fuckin rice seeds they will be unchanged even after 15 minutes

you need to boil them
they need water to get all fat and fluffy

just like your mom

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who makes rice in the microwave? what is wrong with you? also enjoy your cancer retard.

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Not OP but I make rice in the microwave and there is nothing wrong with it. Tastes just fine

I don't get the faggots in this thread objecting to it

I think we are dealing with some neo luddite weirdos here. They who want things to be done the same way it has been done for centuries and hate some innovation

I agree! I cook mine under my Pyramid - works every time.

All you need to do is cook it with free-range certified-organic coconut oil instead of water, and gluten-free yerba mate.

Fuck off trip(s)fag.