Your shitty life ITT

What do you currently work as?

Just got a job today. Shitty fucking call centre, I know it's going to suck but I need an independent source of income. Can't just keep living off my parents. They hate my guts, I'm sure of it. Decided to quit going to college, mother won't even talk to me. In some fucking bitch mood. I could quite easily stay and get two qualifications which would enable me to study an array of things in university, but I honestly don't feel motivated enough. By the time I get them, they'll be worthless and I'll be in a shit ton of debt slavery which I'll never pay off. Probably going to finish this year, quit the class centre in a few months and join the army.


Anybody else feel like they just belong in the army? I was reading a preface to a book on Hitlers notes and letters, and it talks about how his intelligent and pent-up aggressive nature lead him to find solace during ww1.

I feel like certain people simply can't function in normal job roles. Some people can only truly shine in things like the military. People seek regimented lives, where things become simple and foreseeable. Perhaps a life where they aren't judged by grades on a paper, but by the knowledge they have accumulated at home over the years. Knowledge which makes them smarter than anybody else who has a degree, people capable of thinking for themselves and having original ideas.

i know the nature of modern warfare, it's not about honour or glory anymore. Shlomos chessboard… But resources is why wars are fought, why they have always been fought. I would like to represent my nation, and to remove kebab.


Wbu user

I have rich parents and a good future if i follow their path but i want to remove kebab so bad t, i want to retake fucking constantiponole

I work as a government data-miner. I post threads like "faces of Holla Forums" and "where do you work" "where do you live" "how old are you" so that the NSA/FBI can more easily profile anons.

You wouldn't believe how easy it is to get a FISA court to rubber-stamp a warrant so we can remotely install remote access tools on your computer (officially it's called a "Network Investigative Technique"). All I need is to claim you are a "right wing terrorist" because you disagree with the government. Thankfully under Obama, the US constitution no longer products dangerous criminals who like to "hide behind their rights."

I also love Holla Forumstards like OP who make it so easy for me to do my job, and sometimes I LARP as natsoc just to see how much I can instigate. The holy grail is convincing some moron to suggest he might think about doing something illegal one day and BAM we can pick him up and pressure him into being an informant. Even better if he is a mod or volunteer and we get access to his account!

Anyway, I love my job because it's fun and easy work. I make over $70k a year as a GS-11 working 10:30am - 4pm (thurs and fri are "work from home lol"), live in the upper middle class Washington DC suburbs and look down on the poors who don't have as many electronic gadgets as I do and don't eat out every night like me. I perform a valuable service, and its not like my salary is a waste of tax dollars since technically my job isn't even listed in the federal budget lol.

Just doing my job making America safer. You're welcome.

since it's illegal to impersonate a Federal Employee, this post is actually satire.

Army looks good option, better than living on the streets. In fact it used to be the basis for middle class living, you did a few years serving your country, then they looked after you with free education and the path to a middle class lifestyle.

Drones do all the hard work for you anyway, you're not in danger.

Your team spends $600billion a year on defense alone, the Taliban only spends about $300million total on everything it does! Isis has a total budget of $2billion a year.

You've got the best gear and your only enemies are 3rd world kid-fuckers using any old weapons they can find.

Frankly I'd be embarrassed if I got killed in action in 2016.

go in the navy it's a lot easier, plus very little chance of getting your balls blown off

navy? what are you some kind of homo?

I started out with that

Now i am a network engineer and have been living in a caribbean country for over 10 years, making almost tax free money
like 80K USD.

What launched my career. getting my MCSE.
When i was at my call center. There was always someone who knew someone who had n MCSE and couldn't get a job. They would tell me its a waste of time, ect
I didn't listen

And Im glad i didn't

go empty a latrine grunt

I'm fucked m8s

How did you possibly get a D in English, kid? Reading and writing isn't that hard.

A slave.

what if the only thing you read is chans and memes?

The military works for some people, not many but a special segment of the population that gets into a zen-groove under orders.
I was in the us navy for a 4 year hitch, got my shit and got out. But when I was in I met people who were 100%, swab-the-poopdeck, hooyahing, semen-stained seamen who lived to serve the navy. It is kinda beautiful and kinda sad, all at once.
Give it a try, OP.

I work nght shift. It sucks because i lost most of my friends (not really but can't into social life anymore). I used to be able to shitpost on Holla Forums but now its blocked where i work.

work as a govt employee. cant say what

Been training foreign people to do my job. been this way for months. not getting much work and the bosses are now going apeshit and trying to find every single thing you do to write you up and try to fire you. Like so they can stop paying you

Im fucked because reasons but ive been doing this job for a really long time and have no other skills. Not even close to retirement so im scared

Doubt i can get hired anywhere else if they let me go and working at a McDonalds just aint the life for me

My backup plan if this ever happens and i do get fired is just to do some petty crime and keep reoffending so i can stay in jail. Im living quite meagerly and I have what some would call a "good" job

If i had to take a minimum wage job at my age now it would be worse than being in poverty. At least in poverty you get free aide. when you are just barely making it nobody cares for you and just tells you to work harder

Fuck that! if i get fired im going to jail and sitting on my ass doing nothing. ill miss the internet and porn but a lazy stress free life is bliss compared to being a working stiff i tell ya

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I collect empty bottles and cans and bring them to the store

does that count as work?

Find somw bs excuse to get on ss disability. You were moochin off govt before so there wont be a difference.

not worth it.
prisons have hierarchies whether you like it or not.
murderers/mafia bosses are the most respected.
then thieves.
then drug lords.
then pedos.
you wanna get raped by jamal? and stay in a 2x2 m2 cell with a nigger while having guards with no brain disrespect you? then go to jail.

just learn a new skill. shouldnt take you more than 1 year to learn basic IT at, say, 2-3 hours per day (you could do more).

Army? Fuck that. I'm a Marine Corps. recruit, setting out to ship off in less than two weeks. Just have to get faster to fix that fat ass run time of mine. You're right on the account that some people can't function properly in civilian life though, I know I hated it; working 9+ hours a day, then going home, showering, eating, maybe getting two hours or so of free time, then going to sleep to do it again every day for the rest of your life is no way to live.

That happens everywhere, though. In the military, your presence to your CO's is defined by your PFT scores and your achievements. You are, and always will be, what you can put down on paper. No one cares about what you would have done or should have done, just what you have done.

Jail isn't the same as prison, bruh.

To everybody who is considering to do service for the US military:

The VA is shit. It is fucking horrible. Take your time to pay a visit to /k/ and look there for the thread of a veteran who got a notice to turn in his firearms. I promise you your blood will boil after reading that.

oh…i thought it was just a difference between uk (prison) and american english (jail).
my bad, apparently jails are for short term or for awaiting the sentence.

I am a professional masurbator for Johnston & Johnston. I get paid $25 for each full deposit container.

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Do you see your fucking problem? You think being a neet and browsing 4chan and Holla Forums all the time gives you more intelligence than college? Sure you have different experience but thinking you're in the cool and shady internet world makes you even more of a faggot than the people actually in college.

Why work when you can just live off bennies? You are essentially in charge of a whole fleet of people working tirelessly for you.

I don't have a job. I'm studying in IT and hoping to get a place on a work/study scheme which would mean debt free uni tuition.

I have a gf, so life's not that bad. I'm spending the next week with her. She's submissive and likes to please me, it's pretty nice. She wants kids someday, but I want to have a steady income first so I know I'm not just dooming my kid to a shit-tier life.

I'm kind of nervous that my work/study scheme is just going to be me doing Pajeet tier Java work. It'll be worth it, though, since it'll result in a degree and 5 years of experience in software development or a similar field.


He's making a generalised statement about being judged on vocational knowledge rather than how well you can bulllshit a test, you nigger.