You like a girl

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Fuck her right in the pussy

Only the alpha male will have the rights to the female. You betas better be happy she even looks in your general direction.

Says user as he casually faps in front of the computer…

i hate when this happens

Either prove your dominance, or give up. Nothing in between.

You could do this by bragging about how you spend most of your day on imageboards.

My life.

this image actually got a response out of me,
upvoted

kill yourself.

don't know that feel
Don't have any friends, and when I look at 3DPD, all I can think of is what makes them PD.

okay thanks

Bros before hoes motherfucker. We don't need that bitch.

This made me laugh far too much… Hope you did kill yourself, though.

if you ever get friends, then they will want the same QT GF that you want,
friends are shit

whoever has the balls to ask her out first has the best chance of getting her

The qts I want aren't real, so I don't think we would fight over them.

does she have tits

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nice meme faggot

You do the following:
A. Admit that you're a normie.
B. Admit that your friends are normies.
C. Accept that you will never meet the girl you and your friends like even if she is nonfictional.
D. Make a Reddit account.
E. Make frequent posts on your Reddit account.
F. Marry a woman you don't like because you're desperate and runing out of time.
G. Have one child who resents you, and marries a black person, or turns out to be a homosexual.
H. Die in your 50s not fully being able to understand how sad and angry you are about everything.

thats good advice

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