So I read recently that the Stargate reboot is not happening after all...

So I read recently that the Stargate reboot is not happening after all. Emmerich backed off after realizing that reboots are shit and SG1 fans will eat him alive.
I'm a bit disappointed. I was hoping that a new movie would make the tv series rights owners act as well, maybe get either SGU or Atlantis back on rails.

Shit, that's not the picture I wanted to post. That's a picture of my dog.
This is the one I wanted to post.
Thanks windows phone, you piece of garbage.

What did he mean by this?

Taking advantage of a Stargate thread: What are some good semi-comedic semi-serious space Sci fi shows, preferably from the last two, at most three decades? Like SG1 or Farscape or Firefly.

That dog is actually one of the most powerful villains from that franchise. This is not a joke.

I actually don't think there's been a single one since they canned the Stargate shows.
SG-R series never ever

What's SG-R?
Stargate: Rodney?

Your dog might be a goa'uld user

You just named them, really. The only other ones I can think of from when SciFi ruled the airwaves in the late 90s - early 00s are Lexx and Red Dwarf. Sliders, maybe?

Lexx was alright for the first three seasons, the fourth started out as shit, but it had a good few episodes at the very end.

Red Dwarf was British (or maybe Canadian?), so it's not for everyone. IMO it hit its high point in season 3 or 4 and then drug its rotting corpse along for another six or seven seasons for no apparent reason.

Sliders was OK at first, but went to shit fast and then kept going. That show had so much potential, and they completely failed to live up to it at every opportunity.

It's for the best. Kurt Russel and James Spader are getting pretty old.

I don't know why in the fuck you would want more of Wright and Glassner's diarrhea though. Each spinoff was worse than the last.

I couldn't stand Sliders, Jesus fucking Christ, in every single fucking episode, some white woman had to fall head over heels in love with that fucking nigger, EVERY EPISODE.

That show is for cuckolds and that's it, the show had potential, but the AMERICA YES ruined it.

Sliders was great until they decided to kill the Professor and create the Kromaggs.


Sadly that won't happen. I wish Brad Wright would talk about the ending that he had in mind when he created SGU. One of the fan theories was about the Destiny crew being at the origin of the Big Bang. I really liked the show and its original approach to the whole Stargate universe, it felt more "cerebral" than the rest of the franchise.

Awww, you have a really cute dog, user :3

SGU was a bunch of SJW non-sense. The show featured lesbian handicap sex like it was beautiful. Imagine being the military officer who has to give up his body so some fucking liberal can go eat crippled carpet.

I am unironically calling all three of your choices trash.

Lexx is for edgy 12 year olds who just learned to fap.

At least you didn't included Babylon Space opera garbage.

Your not really making your case here fam. How is any of that negative?

SGU killed the franchise.

Um no, Lexx is dogshit from start. I couldnt get past the faggot at the beginning and the guly fat people. Couldnt make it 15 min.

Good. Reboots are shit and ruin good media.

why live

Was that the episode where they discovered Loki was actually a grey alien?

The girl in Sliders was really q.t. The show was waaaay to liberal but did have that episode where Hillary Clinton was President. The cast was really good together too. The concept for the show is just as good as Star Trek TOS and Stargate. Too bad the execution left something to be desired.


You might have a point if SJW did not make the show. The lesbos are not really attractive. Also, they ruined with their stupid lesbian disabled message. SJW can't do anything correctly. The correct way to pander would have the college aged girl doing lesbian stuff with the blonde on the show. Or have the old HR Asian lesbian have a q.t. on the other side.

Tell me more.

I never really watched Sliders. I mean, I've seen everything mentioned in this thread but all I ever saw of Sliders was one episode where they travel to this world of acid rain that has a haunted hotel. They then find out that the hotel is haunted by bizarro versions of themselves and I was like wtf throughout the whole thing.

The user I replied to asked for

Semi-comedic. Semi-serious. The three I named fit the bill.

Watch the first two seasons and shut it off. Just tell yourself that they never make it home, and learn to live with that. Or, if you want to watch it begin its descent into garbage, go ahead and sit through season 3. Seasons 4 and 5 are pure garbage.

To be frank, SGU S2 was much better than S1, and was actually setting up some interesting plot.

Except people stopped watching because they did not want to watch softcore lesbian wheelchair porn. Plus, Eli saves the ship week after week and all he gets is that nasty looking brownish asian girl in that episode where they meet their descendants. Gay and disgusting.

I thought SGU was just getting good when it got shitcanned. I definitely wanted to see more, wheelchair lesbians aside.

Dubs of truth.

Fapped to Lexx as a kid.

All I want is for SGU to return, Rush to space everyone else, then get a decent crew and have space adventures.

Everyone else on that show was garbage.

I hope they brushed their teeth before handing back the body.

You are part of the cancer that killed TV and cinema, you fucking twat. Be happy that Emmerich at least isn't a complete retard and knows the truth.