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depends on the source.

I always lose the feeling after i come, how do you keep the feeling after orgasm?
Everytime i chicken and i'm not sure if i want that, because part of me want's to eat it and other part doesn't.

Just eat your precum lad

I should, but what about the actual cum?

I don't see the attraction
After I cum I only want to sleep…

I'm sure that cum tastes nice and not just the precum.

Na fam I bet it tastes like shit
Girls only pretend to like it for prawn

Maybe it will make you accustomed to eating penis fluids? I hear precum is actually fairly sweet / tasty so that'd be a great place to start. I am one of the unfortunate anons who leak almost none so I wouldn't know.

Um… Well… Not really. It depends? A friend of mine says his /actually her now/ cum tastes pretty sweet as well. Mine is bitter. Most people say salty.
People also say the taste is affected by your diet. Which would be consistent with me and her. She does not drink alcohol or coffee. I drink coffee and beer fairly regularly. She probably eats more fruits and sweets than I do as well. Other anecdotal evidence is some gay dude saying vegetarians taste best.
If you're willing to give it a shot, eat plenty of fruit (especially pineapple or citruses in general), cut down on red meat, beer and coffee.

For porn, sure, but actually making someone cum with your mouth… idk, if you're enjoying it, you will enjoy eating it too even if the taste is otherwise unpleasant to you. But I get where you're coming from, I usually don't eat mine once I cum. It's a great fantasy but once you cum, you're not in the right mood to actually do it. Pretty common experience for a lot of anons I think.

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Also if you are into cum eating instruction, here's some (holy shit I had no idea I had this much…)
mega.nz/#F!w5cAULTa

And for cum recipes, Natural Harvest
mega.nz/#F!hktnxb6T

Also just for the record, if I could, I would try and dump some lewd questionably homoerotic images. Don't quite have access to my porn stash atm though. If you want, maybe if the thread is up in 24 hours or so.

I'm interested in eating my own cum, don't know why thought.
But i could try some of that cum eating instruction thing.

Also that link seems to need a encryption key

A lot of them IIRC are kind of derogatory so you might have to go through a good deal to find one you like (unless you are into that sort of thing). I've no idea why I bothered saving them tbh, I hate that kind of shit… probably because it is hard to find one which isn't.
No need to know why. If you find it arousing, just follow your dick.

Oh fuck, my apologies
CEI: mega.nz/#F!w5cAULTa!KZNEn0JAVTt8-YAxLoBIvg
Natural Haarvest: mega.nz/#F!hktnxb6T!vN-cch4e3E-_fKZeoeRqTw

Bani wants to eat Enzo's cum? x3

thanks!

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So while we're on the subject:
The first time I ate my cum (I know, I know) it had a strong, unique taste to it, unlike anything else really. But every time I tried it afterwards (I know) it had little to no taste. Is this a common thing, or what's going on with that?

Start eating more vegetables and fruits. Reduce the amount of meat you consume. Also quit smoking and drinking and don't do drugs (if you do). Trust me it will taste better.

I'm already doing all of those things though (probably get ~800+ grams of vegetables and fruit a day).

Maybe your sick of the flavor? Kinda like if you eat cake everyday eventually you won't like it anymore, i don't know.

Np mate / I warned you there was a lot of shit to sift through >_>
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Also the one obvious thing no one mentioned yet is: legs over head and cum straight into your mouth, OP. If you can do it without hurting / straining your back and neck, that really is the surest way not to chicken out.

Only done it a few times myself because neckpain. But
>tfw you clean your lips with your tongue; then maybe with a slight feeling of shame wipe the rest of your cheeks and lick it off your finger

OP here, i need to try that legs over head method.

Why bother eating your own cum when you could eat another man's cum?

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Getting my own is easier than someone elses and besides i don't want to eat another man's cum.

FAGGOTS GET OUT
FAGGOTS GET OUT
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Kill yourself faggot

Why?

Eating your own cum doesn't make you gay user

So tell me, why aren't you eating you cum user?

Oh good. Let us know how it turned out OP. Possibly in the form of a short greentext story. I am curious.

If i have time to fap today, ill try it.

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I've jerked myself off to partial orgasm into my hand then gotten myself re-horny enough to put it all in my mouth. I was kinda scared at first and only took little licks until I could get horny enough to go all out with the full load. It tastes kinda nasty but when it mixes with your spit it becomes easier to swallow and not as bad tasting because it gets diluted.

I only ate my jizz once because I wimp out over how gross it is.

I recycle my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate–I'm not ashamed to admit it–as a lot of guys, I'm sure, have done the same thing in their time. Anyway, uh, basically I–yeah, into the cup and–yeah, I recycle it. So that that way I won't lose any, uh, unborn children. So then I can–then I can also still have a good number of…a good semen count. Keep maintain that by recycling it.

And depending on the taste of it, uh, to the original owners…of the–their respective semen, uh, it's a good idea to recycle, but if, uh, you don–if you don–if you feel uncomfortable, uh, doing it or it tastes bad to you, then, uh, then you don't have to do it.

That's very nice of you user. It helps save the planet as well, doesn't it? We all have to do our little bit, mhmm?

>Also just for the record, if I could, I would try and dump some lewd questionably homoerotic images. Don't quite have access to my porn stash atm though. If you want, maybe if the thread is up in 24 hours or so.
Can do so now. Anyone interested, or are pics of cock and cum too gay (possibly with an occasional chick in them)?

Sure why not.

ok so i tried it.

Wasn't so bad as i thought, could do again if i wanted.

Very nice. How was the temperature of it? Warmer / colder than you expected (unless I guess you came on your hand or such before, which you probably have, in which case that's a pointless question)?

Well it wasn't cold, so i guess warmer and yeah i have came to my hand before.

Ah, sure thing.
Anyway, glad you made the first step. Now only to

Are those CEI things really working for you?

Kinda yeah, they sure help at it though.
Now all i need to do is continue doing it.

Yeah, exactly.
Mhmm. I assume you are familiar with fap roulettes? Not sure if they'd be good for your purpose… depends on if you insist on eating it just about every time, or are fine doing it only if you get a lucky roll.

Also, checked.

Not sure, but at least ill listen to the CEIs. I wonder if i should eat it every time i fap.

Well… You know what my answer is OP~
No realisticly though, if you do it all the time, it might lose some of the taboo aspect for you (I mean, I'm presuming there is some of that as of now, mm?). So maybe not if you want to keep all of the excitement.
But I am sure that if you keep eating your cum every time you fap for at least a little while, you'll get used to it enough that you will be able to do it without having to cum straight in your mouth. So probably what you want to do now is keep doing it like once a day for a week or two?

I was thinking like 2 or 3 times a week and more if i feel like it.
So that it won't lose all exicitement and still getting closer to that i can eat it when it's in my hand and so on.

Sounds alright. Keep us updated every once in a while? Assuming the thread survives.

Also webm doesn't work (at least it does not display in browser; seem okay once saved), tried converting it into .mp4 but failed. The first gif is from that webm.

I eat my cum every time I ejaculate.
I masturbate with dildos, vibes and buttplugs as well, which makes me cum even more.
I was 13 when I first tasted my cum. I'm 22 now.
I started to go to the gym when I was 16 to become slimmer and fitter so I could suck my own cock (7 inches).
Feels good man and my gf gets turned on by it.

Sure, if thread survives.
Damn that vibrator in dick and panties looks hot.

The rarest of gfs.

Alrighty.
Unfortunately I don't really have more like that, pic #2 is the closest one, obviously not a qt3.14 crossdresser though. If the crossdressing part is more important than the cock vibe and you're fine with the CD in question riding a dildo, just give a word~

well id rather look at girl clothes and cum than just the dick.
For some reason i like looking at girl clothes.

I don't think it's that rare, but yeah I consider my self lucky.

Alright. You let me know if I cross the line, I wouldn't want to do that. I'd much rather push it! No in all seriousness though, if something grosses you out / does not work for you, just say, I'll adjust.

ok sure, ill say if something grosses me out.

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Why are girls clothes so good?

They make anything look cuter than it is.
Cuteness is great.
Cum is great.
They're natural allies.

Because boys make the best girls. Girls don't dress cutely anymore.

Why can't everyone wear cute clothes when they want.

Girls don't because girls are shit. Boys don't because society I guess.

I just dress cute in my room where no one will ever know.

That sounds like nice.

I guess. Sucks I can't be cute anywhere else.

fffuuu, wanted to upload a great one but wrong format… might upload it somewhere later

Once I'm not a basement dweller, I'll definitely do that a little too. Not exactly passable but at least I'm scrawny and when I shave and put on some fishnet, I would definitely fuck me.
Okay I would probably do that even if I didn't but what the hell…

So why do those pics make me want to wear panties?
Was this supposed to happen?

My body is passable, my face not so much but that's what makeup and long hair is for. I've found myself fapping to my own pics.

"Nobody knows why the Japanese make people want to wear cute panties, but once they do, that's that. If you fight it, you will only be miserable."

Yeah that's me I guess. Only started running to get a nicer butt. I don't care for trying to mask my face with make up though.

I feel less of a degenerate now for getting hard at some vids of me.

Yeah same, I never show my face anyway. Plus never used makeup, was just thinking of my options. I've seen some amazing things that could be done though.

Do some weightless squats and lunges as well. I have a cute butt now because of that.

Have you posted any ITT?

So you are saying that i should buy some panties and wear them?

Yeah I've got the manuals /pics related; btw the first file says "don't do supplements so I'm assuming someone warned against them so, you know, don't
I'm just too much of a slob to go through all that, plus don't want to use up all that time.

Nah. I have never converted any to uploadable size and format. Have some gifs but those are from before I got the fishnet… plus they might be too big. I could check if you want.

Aside from the fact it was a South Park reference.
Yes. If you are curious enough to want to do it, chances are you will be diamonds when you actually do.

Sound warning… I guess?

Holy shit dude. That WILL cause you to become sterile if you take most of those.

KEK, trannys have been known to take less than 50mg a day. Whoever wrote that was either an idiot or trying to turn anons sterile and grow them tits.

Aww I believe in you user.

Yeah curiosity got me interested as well. But I've been doing it almost 2 years now, it's worth it.

Holy shit that's a lot.
What's your secret?

Well panties and girls clothes are cute and probably feel nice.
I'm kinda interested in it, but i'm not sure if i should buy panties and wear them at home and fap.

I started buying panties, now I have a few of those, some cute thighhighs, a miniskirt, and a garter belt. I shave myself smooth (which is rarely lately, been busy) and wear them and feel cute.

skirts are great, tho i have none of those.
Right now i would like to get some panties probably and wear them.
I kinda wish i could wear them normally, even if i have never done it before and don't even own them.
Why is this happening.

Yeah I feel the same way. So much cuter, wish I could always dress in girl clothes and not just behind a locked door.

Well, that's why I gave the warning (although I admit I didn't know it would be THAT bad).

That's not me user. There was this short guide on what stuff to take to increase the amount though and I believe that one was safe (at least my friend used it for soem time and said it worked).
Fuck I can't find the original pic but this user must have used the same guide.

Ah, finally found it.

You could… always wear just panties. No one would know single you would prob wear jeans or such.

I have taken pygeum. Take the extract, the bark doesn't do much. But it differs per person, and my precum still increased a little.

My jeans tend to not sit well on my hips. I'm skinny with a big butt and skinny waist, and they drop a little even with a belt. Plus my dick doesn't fit into my panties all the time, it peeks out. Much easier with a skirt to wear panties.

You know you don't want to resist user!
Otherwise, idk if wearing panties normally would be very comfortable, obviously they're not designed to hold cock and more importantly balls so… No problem for just occasional fap, but I suspect wearing them all day long would be uncomfortable?
The reasonable option for actual wearing would be to buy some of those panties for men, but I'm guessing those are expensive af.

The panties for men look stupid. I have a pair or nylons that fits most everything, and leaves a cute bulge too.

I guess i need to go and buy some panties at somepoint.
After all no one has to know.

You can also just wear really cute men's underwear when push comes to shove, like the guy in pics related.

That's the spirit. Just you, the fly on the wall and a few anons from the chans.

panties look cuter and yeah you are right. I need to get some panties and wear them at home in peace.
Also maybe fap.

Yeah!
And eat your cum afterwards.
A-and maybe tell the rest of us pervs. That is, if you want to.

Yeah i need to eat it too.
Maybe when i can eat it otherway than legs over head i can maybe eat it from my panties?

Much easier to start with eating your pre. Also much easier if you cum into a shotglass or something that you can quickly take, because even after doing this for a while there's still a natural aversion to it.

Also cumming into your mouth is an option, but try not to think about it too much after.

Well i don't have a shotglass, so i can only cum like on something (panties) or my hand or my mouth.

I've eaten my own cum willingly only if I came into my own mouth, or I made a mistake and forgot tissues and came on my sheet or something, then it was necessity. The latter occasion I felt no shame in doing it, though it does feel weird to talk about. But yeah, you can try panties, as long as you wash them of course!

of course i have to wash them.

I kinda want to buy a skirt and panties, but i think that would be too much.
I'm just going to buy some cute panties.

Take it slow if you want. Even now I don't have much. Do look into thighhighs though, they are adorable.

Hnng!

Get some shallow plastic cup/box thing, like one butter or spreads come in, problem solved.
Although… glass would probably be better, yeah.
Eating it off panties is way hotter though, even if it's just licking cum soaked fabric. Only did it once though, with boxerbriefs. The stains are too conspicuous in the end.

Because of you, i'm one day when i'm more used to eating cum going to eat it from my panties when i get them.

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This one used to be one of my favourite CDs back on halfchan.

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I have come to conclusion that the thing that i like in these isn't the cum or dick, but it's the cute clothes that i like and for some reason would like to wear.
Well gotta get those panties.

I realize these are a bit gay, but I would hate to post the pics with cum without the rest of the set.
But hey, good you found something to like about them too.

yeah, i like the clothes, i need them cute panties.

Yeah it's the same with me really. My dream partner would be a girl that lets me dress up sometimes with her. Though I'm bi still.

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They are just clothes user

Yes and?

They are made to be used.

I'll skip the ones without panties then ;3
Or without cum. Got to have that cum.

True that!

Thanks, it's late in here so ill go to sleep and hope that this thread is still alive and kicking when i'm back.

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Why don't i have a skirt, cute panties and those long socks.

Oh I'm sure it will survive 10 hours even without bumping… no?
I will take a break now as well actually, fot at least an hour or maybe more… I'll either give the thread a bump on my own, or if someone summons me, maybe I'll just outright continue dumping.

You can always buy some user!

Yeah, but skirts and socks and panties?
What would they think or do they give a shit?

No one knows I wear them except me and anons here. You don't have to show them off if you don't want to.

I meant cashier or the person who sells them.
I'm not gonna show them to anyone.

(speaking of which! post 'em?)

I order my stuff online. I never got stuff in public. Though I can imagine most people might not give a shit. If you go somewhere far away, it might be easier.

Sure, I found a pic. Lighting sucks though.

Damn, you were not kidding, your butt looks gorgeous.

Haha thank you. I got lucky though, genetics and stuff helped a lot.

I would love it if you posted more (I'm sure OP would too, if you show off some nice clothing). Though as I said, I have to go for now so… up to you. Maybe when I or other anons get back in the thread?

Okay, then last one for now. I think OP left. One of my favorite gifs.

Haha, cute. I'll definitely bump for more later :3c

Sounds good! Though I might not be around >

Ahh, oh well, I'll wait ;3

INPUT/OUTPUT ERROR

I never really thought about it, but now I want to try…
I tasted my precum a few moments ago and it wasn't bad but I lost interest after cumming.

SELF DOCKING NOT AUTHORISED

Now dumping: Jaks.

I'mmmm…. not sure what that means.

Common. Have you read the thread user?

Still here, just having it idle in the background.

Nice! I have one too. First plug I ever bought.

It doesn't seem to be a plug in these pics though.
But otherwise nice! If I am completely honest, some borderline furfaggotry provides for some of the best, kinkiest stuff. Tons of playful dildo shapes, plus the tubes through which you can feed lube straight through the inside of the dildo into the butt and all that jazz, that leaves the person with a big fat creampie after they pull it out… Tails and cat ears are also pretty harmless and cute.

this thread isn't doing a whole lot to make me want to eat my own cum

it is making want to eat someone else's though…

Shame, there's no fun in that! But I guess you can be a furfag in public with it on.

I like the tail and ear aspect. I just feel it's cute, not exactly turned on be them specifically. Though the plug does feel nice.

That's a start. Then you'll want to eat your own.

Did you consider yourself bisexual before, user?
I declare success in either case.

Yeah, I think those are cute for most people. Only degenerates like me enjoy the horsedongs and other such filth. But not fursuits, please.

I am attracted to people who look like females, there are some males who look like females to whom I am attracted; if that makes me bisexual, then I'm bisexual.

The way I see it, it doesn't matter anymore. Do what you want to do as long as you aren't fucking with people doing it.

Knots though, I want one of those dildos

The cute teens collection<

lemmadot.ru/

Fair enough. You're a /cuteboys/ kind of bisexual then.

Oh yes~ Acutally I'm too much of a buttvirgin for that… Can't even take a ~4cm (1.6") plug ;–;

Hmm, actually, since Jaks seems to have only like 3 different kinds of clothing combinations in those pics, I should move on to another guy… There's barely any cum in them anyway.

Same, can't take much either. Any more pics?

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No, youtube.com/watch?v=lRlYSE6kWAg&t=169
Only not replace monstrous with pure

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I wish I had proportions like him.

Ah well, I'll settle with what I have.

Yeah. We all do.

Eh, most of it is about angling ans proper muscle relaxation techniques anyway. For example, those 5 pics are nothing special, only shot well.

If you mean those five that's a different person.
(and so is this)

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Oh yeah I know. These are popular images.

If I'm to contribute I need a better camera, though sometimes I'm afraid of my images being spread

Maybe? Up to you user. That reminds me (particularly if this is you):

more?

That is me, yes. Though I really need to take new pictures. And get new clothes.

You do have a nice butt user (and the skirt is impossibly short, huh). Would hold hands with / 10.
Anyway I'm sleepy. Hope OP will like some of the pics. See you around.

Thanks, it's a microskirt so it just covers the front. See ya!

OP here, thanks for keeping the thread alive and those pics make me want to buy panties even more.

Are there any boys here who take pic requests?

Maybe, maybe not.

Do you want to at your cum though?

Yes I also want to eat my cum, why would I not?

Then this thread is a success!

I want some some open mouth close up, and maybe a self armpit lick, no pressure, but I am soo horney.

Yeah I guess it is, but not only did it make me want to eat my cum. It also made me want to get panties.

tr.im/9rbZ5

And thus, a new trap is in the making.

I-i don't plan to trap user, I just like how the clothes look and probably feel.

nice thread

Hah, that's debatable, user.

Hello again OP.

Hello again indeed.

Should I continue dumping? I wouldn't want to overwhelm the thread if you don't want it.
If so, what do I dump, keep going with the crossdressers? More cum?

Well crossdressing ones are making me want to wear panties. So they are ok and more nice cum wouldn't hurt.

Excellent. I'll dump a bunch of this guy if it works for you.
How do you feel about stockings / longsocks?

Long socks are the cute striped ones? I like them very much.

Oh, um, I guess that was me failing at English to be honest. I've got a guide here.

Well anyway, I like those socks. I need to go again do I'll be checking back in 2-4 hours.
Looking at those nice pics makes me oddly want to go the panties today and wear them at home.

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I'm glad. See you later OP.

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that's normal for a cumskin like you
embrace it

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What the fuck is a cumskin? I'll eat it and dress up as I want.

He just means white person.

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That seems like a new le epik X DDDD meme. Which is stupid.

I'd rather wear girls clothes that look at that meme again.

motherless.com/241565A

Can someone deliver the full video?

Hotdogging a suction cup dildo is fun.

As well you should. +eat some cum~ particularly if you are OP

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I'm OP, should I go and buy other girls clothing than just panties?

Up to you, obviously. I'd say go buy whatever you find hot / have the money for / can keep secret.
Thigh-higs and stockings sound like a good idea if you want to combine girly clothing and doing the legs over head thing, other stuff could get easily soiled. Maybe stocking with garterbelt, that seems pretty sensual.

I mean I'm a noob when it comes to cross dressing so this user's advice is definitely more useful.

cutebody.ru

Gotta think of the washing too, maybe ill just buy some panties.

What if id switch to like normal girls clothes, like jeans n shirts and hoodies.
They could be used to wear normally and if i don't buy anything too glittery and shit i could wear them normally.

Sounds good to me. I'm not sure about the jeans - won't they be tight in the crotch for casual wear? That might a piece of clothing that would be better to buy in real life so you can try it on beforehand, except that might be weird.

Ill just get some jeans that strech well.

Jeans and panties, sounds like a plan.
I've been dropping all this anal play casually without asking whether it's too gay for you… But I assume you'd tell me if it botherd you.
Here's something inspirational, relevant to the original topic.

Anal doesn't make me gay, nor does wearing girls clothes or eating my own cum.
Also thanks.

I know, but then, liking eating cum and wearing girly clothes does not mean you like watching guys anally masturbate, so, just asking.

true and ok.

i want to be made to do it

Also gonna get some socks, because my old ones are almost all broken.

How, user?

just like made cum in a glass and drink it or something

Tried watching the CEI videos? Or do you mean someone IRL?

yeah irl i guess

i want her to fuck my mouth

Oh. Won't help you there then but only because you don't live nearby.

Sorry to disappoint fam, Robin is 100% male… even started uploading less trappy pics recently, IIRC

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That moving buttplug or dildo.

Why does wearing girls clothes (jeans and those) make me feel happy even when i haven't gotten them yet.

Haha, kinda cute.
Are you planning to buy the stuff soon? Have you been checking out online stores user (unless you plan on buying it in a brick-and-mortar store)?

I plan to go to get the panties in some more far away store as for jeans and stuff i plan to walk to the store and ask for some.

Oh, great. I'd kinda want to see.

I'd think that they ask less if i just walk in and ask for it instead of being more sneakier.

See what? the panties?

Eveything; including the jeans. Maybe especially the jeans.

I'm not sure.
Ill maybe consider it.

Yeah don't feel pressured.

I won't, i can tell how it feels tho when i get them.

Sure thing.

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That "f-fuck!" at the end of the last gif.

i feel like watching some CEI and getting hard, but not coming.

Hmm? What do you mean?

I just wonder that could i last one without coming or touching my dick.
But bad news for that are that i really want to touch it.

Is there a way to get in shape while maybe being a bit more feminine or so, like nice butt or something?

Maybe you should give it a shot… that way you'll be more horny the next time you watch them and it will be easier to eat your cum.
Bonus points if you manage doing this while rubbing your inner thighs.

See the second pic (do NOT use the first one, as the other user pointed out)

So ill watch some CEI and rub my inner thighs or get hard by rubbing inner thighs?

ok thanks, also i found this in my random folder, is this useful too?

Yeah, basically. Just watch it, tease yourself by rubbing the thighs so you get hard (might want include nipples if you're into that too), then just close the video. Or maybe open a new one, however long you want to do that.

It should be an older version of the second pic I posted. They're quite similar IIRC.

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Ok, ill save the newer one and because i want to do other things too ill just try the butt routine, like assisted squads, bridges and so on. With my other so maybe ill get in shape and also get a bit nicer butt.

You have more dedication than I, user.
Also, found one more relevant pic. As a bonus, it's not gay to masturbate to it because Epiphany is a transgirl.

Reminds me of that story of an user on /fit/ that decided to add a fuckload of vitamin K to his cycle.
He apparently got liver failure and died.

still gay dude fucking faggot thread

ok, thanks.
Also i'm just going to add those assisted squads to my not so big staying in shape thing i do, but well time to start doing it more often.

Thanks for the intel.

Yeah, well good luck OP.

Well going to do it now. Time to get fit/er than i'm now) and a nice ass as a bonus.

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Now as in right now as we speak?
Make your rump all round and plump!

Yes right now and ill try my best to do those exercies in guide to make my ass nicer.

Last two pics should be Epiphany after a few years.

Oh, great. Don't forget to do the CEI tease thing too.

I promise that if i cum i will always taste it.

and ill do the tease and fondle my inner thigh highs

If you forgive me a little gayness: good boy, OP~ You're the best :3

ill forgive you and thanks, that gave me a bit more motivation to get my butt look nice and firm.

Do you pee while standing or sitting?

I'm glad. It is hard to stay motivated though, user. Take these before you go.

Otherwise I might be slower to reply for a while.

Nice! Trap who posted before here.

Thanks, but now i have to work with a bit hardon myself.

Oh hey, this one right?:

Welcome back~
I've got to go afk for a while but here's a tail for you. Please post more if you feel like it?

Yep same one! I'll see if I can find something to post, I usually get rid of my pics.

I can see why assisted lunges and all the others might make you butt more firm, because it sure feels that i'm doing something.

I just make cum cubes. I shove objects up my butt and masturbate for hours, so when I cum, I cum a full cum cube. The next time I fap, I have a delicious cube ready, or I'll save up to 20 of them and have them all at once.

Well i sure felt that in my butt. No wonder those exercises should make it more firm.

Ahah, I see. I feel like the weird obsessive one for keeping almost all of my pics. Well, to be fair to myself, I keep all sorts of pics, not just me, even when I'm not necessarily interested in fapping to them.

Lewd.
….super lewd.
Don't they taste funny? I tried freezing my cum once or twice but it turns into this funny ice crust. Looks kind of strange.

Good job OP :3 Careful not to strain your butt muscles. Maybe massaging your butt would be in order while watching the CEI videos, on top of playing with your thighs.

So groping my butt and playing with thighs? sounds fair.

Usually standing.

Yeah. Really it's a single, smooth move. You just run your hand along the lower side of your thigh all the way to your butt. Give it an occasional squeeze as you see fit.

I could always use one hand to thighs and one to maybe squeeze butt.

mostly sitting

Yeah, or that way. If you get bored doing that, there are always your nipples. If they're sensitive anyway. Anons back on /cuteboys/ have a thread where they say you can simply make them sensitive by frequent stimulation… I'm in the process of trying that.

I haven't ever tried stimulating my nipples, so i could try that too.

Yuh. On it now?

Took a shower, starting now

Goody~

Just finished it. Got hard, but no cum.
Groping my butt was nice and i kinda liked feeling my nipples and thighs

Don't feel that way. I delete them because I find faults in them. Even the pics I post here I will eventually delete, because angling could have been better or I have a skin blemish that day.

Nice.
When I do it, I usually lick my fingers to make my nipples wet, and a little bit cold.

Wanna repeat it later? Maybe cumming that time?

Aha, yeah if I deleted a pic of me every time I find some skin blemish, I wouldn't keep any. Don't be too obsessed with them user, you can still be a cutie with imperfections.

After i did it i could not stop fapping, so i think that ill come.

Aha, I see.
Try postponing it just a few minutes. Just to increase the excitement. I would like you tell us all afterwards. Tell us whether you ate your cum. Will you tell us, user?

I have been stopping touching it when i feel like it would be getting near.
Ok ill tell if i ate it.

Okay, good. You are still new to this so I guess consider doing the legs over head thing. I mean, it is of course up to you, I'm just thinking out loud.

Thanks, I appreciate it. I just need a mirror or something I guess. Or to rearrange my room.

So i did it and ate it.
I kinda came without a warning, but were still horny so i licked it off my hand. Then fapped some more, went to legs over head and ate that one too.

I suppose that can't hurt, mhmm.
…
I never realized the panties in these pics are the same, just different colour.

That's great :3

>I kinda came without a warning
Aha, yeah that happened to me too like three days ago. I'm trying to edge and all of a sudden, wham, cum comes gushing out.

>but were still horny so i licked it off my hand. Then fapped some more, went to legs over head and ate that one too.
B-beautiful. o///o I don't want to sound patronizing, OP, but… I think you can be kind of proud of yourself. You know, that you set your mind on this, put effort into it and did it, expanded your horizons.

Well it did taste nice and texture was nice too.
I think i'm kinda glad i did this. I can even wear girls normal clothes and if they are somewhat unisex no one will know.
I can be happy wearing them and maybe panties once in a while at home.

Congrats user! In just one thread you were able to do it!

Thanks.
I need to buy the panties at some point.
Cum is kinda nice, i need to get used of eating it.

(these pics are from Xhamster btw, user Ivygurl86, if anyone is interested)
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You've been an inspiration to me OP, I really should eat mine more often. I want to get hooked on cum. Unfortunately mine doesn't taste very good so it's hard… :/

(also this might doublepost I guess, board is being weird)

That's nice that i have been inspiration even if i just started doing this.
Good luck user.

Also see you later anons, if thread is still alive when i'm back.

Indeed, and thanks. Good bye OP.

Man that butt looks good, id like as good as that.

Well going to eat my cum at least taste it everytime i come and working on getting a nice butt, so i can wear panties with it.

Good bye.

any other crossdressers around the Midwest who might possibly want to meet? I can post pics if you guys want.

Would you mind if I screencapped this thread OP (meaning I would repost it, maybe)?

Trap from earlier. Where would you even report this?

And why?

I don't know where tbh.
And I'm not sure about that either… it just feels like a waste to let it disappear without a trace. Maybe other scould be inspired to eat their own cum too. Or would fap to it. Both sound like public service to me.

Hmm, thread is on page 6 now. Very few replies left till autosage - I'll bump it now as I'm going to bed. Hopefully it will survive till you get here OP.
In case you feel like setting up a new one, I could pop in; but make it somehow known it's you; for all I know this one will be gone by the time I get to PC.

Or if you want to stay in touch and talk about how you are going on with your delicious new protein diet and stuff, I guess drop me a line. Particularly should you change your mind about sharing the pics of your jeans!~ Ehe. I'm not necessarily insisting on sharing other contact info, just maybe an occasional email exchange if there's stuff to talk about.
And I suppose the invitation extends for mr. trap person as well.

I guess it's ok, I mean what's the worst that could happen.

Also nice to see that this thread is still alive.

I'll think about it and if I make a new thread
How would you know it's me? Should I write something in the OP post?

last post before bump limit
i hate traps
sink dammit

Luckily I'm not a trap.

Okay, great.
(and yeah, glad I made while it's alive too)

Yeah. Like if it's the same kind of thread, just write something like

Ok, maybe I'll make one.
I'll think about the jeans when I actually have them.

If you screencap this thread and I make a new one, I would like to see it.

Alright, that's fair.
I'd understand if you didn't make the new one, obviously; there's not much where to go from here if you are already hooked on cum. Just depends on if you found it fun to be lewd publicly and stuff.

Ahh, shit, I don't think I'll make it right now, I have to go. Will be back in like 3-4 hours. Idk if the thread survives that long but if it does and I make it before it disappears, I'll post it.

I don't think that I'm hooked, but it's nice to talk about it and the clothes.

Let's hope for the best.

Home again. Just page 6, I guess there is no hurry with the screencap then.

Then the quest is not over!
to be fair, there might be other threads for that.

*other threads for the clothes, that is; or boards… >>>/cuteboys/ (or however you link boards)

You guys still here?
Went through the whole thread.
I'll now go and try to do a little shorter TL;DR version.

I guess it's not over yet then.

Im not sure, like I just like how the clothes look and maybe something else too.

I don't see myself as a trap, I would just wear them normally everyday if possible. Aside from panties

Yuh, gotcha.

I can't stop thinking about the clothes and cum.

Well. What better motivation could you have for fapping and eating it~, mmm? D-do it user.
Idk how much else I could contribute if you set up a new thread (would definitely lurk and post at least ocasionally though).

Maybe ill do a new one, but i don't think that i have much to say right now.

Yuh, I get it. See you around OP :3 And happy fapping!

Thanks and see you.