This might be the worst idea dreamworks has ever come up with

Not even a christfag but it's still visually impressive mixing cgi and 2d animation with a very moving and powerful story.

Live action ones were one thing. To make 100s of people sit on a chair, stare at a screen for hours and hours and intricately animate all of the scenes for such a stupid movie. It's insanity.

America demonstrating its superior animation industry again.

I can't wait for the porn

t. Frustrated Funaki

Good shabbos goy.

is it bad that this made me laugh?

Hello manchild.

I cna't tell if this is sexist or racist tbh

Even (((reviewers))) shat on that thing.

That's because Egypt remember (((them))) that they were slaves for a period of time, instead of the master rusers of today.

Jews make the best movies tbqh

Yes, yes, the Jews are just superior to everyone in everything. You just have to serve us blindly, goyim.

except not. there is zero archeological evidence that the hebrews were ever slaves in Egypt

That face looks like it's plastered on.

Google says that Canaanites and other Semites were at the time though.
At the time perhaps Semite and Jew were perhaps interchangeable.

The (((Bible))) says it, so it must be true. Isn't it God's Word, user? Are you a filthy fedora?

The Egyptians were a wise people, they probably had better words to describe Israelites and Canaanites. Like "pests"

Bible's still subject to human writers, that's why we have church and apostolic tradition and that's why sola scriptura doesn't fly.

nigger, the movie was entertaining and visually impressive, ignore the jews for 5 minutes will you

How the hell do they pump animated movies so fast

that baby isn't even fuckable

Wrong

well, to each their own fam

Jesus, the animation is ugly.

This humor, like nigger humor can be funny but only in the most base of ways.

[citation needed]

sola scriptura?

I guarantee you any given Pixar/Dreamworks, like I even need to make a distinction, movie reuses at least half of their assets and animations. Notice how they all talk the same way.

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Well, if latin is anything like spanish, then it probably means "only scripture" Mr. Double Dubs.

Damn spics.

This. I saw Prince of Egypt in the cinema as a kid, and really liked it. I saw it again as an adult, and I still think it's awesome.

You're right but you still have to go back

Sola Scriptura is the belief in the bible and only the bible denying any church tradition set by the apostles.
This is the belief most protestant churches are based on.
Could've just googled it infidel

All European denominations based on the first Nicaean council are paganic polytheism.

All denominations not acknowledging the supremacy of Rome can be Paganic polytheism for all I care.
Too bad the kikes already hold power over the one true church. No worries though, we'll fix that soon enough

Worshipping the city of Jupiter is pagan as hell. Worship in Jupiter's temples even more so. Roman Catholics might as well start offering their God bull's blood after eating the flesh of His son.

Nobody worships the city, worshiped is God.
It is the most legitimate church due to direct apostolic tradition.

More autistic 'entertainment' for manchild degenerates from (((Dreamworks)))

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God of Abraham never graced Rome the city. Rome only has spiritual importance to (closet) worshippers of Roman gods.

HA HA WAT U GONNA DEO MANBABBYSA!!

Except, you know, for the fact that the guy who oversaw Rome was given the keys to heaven, was deemed Apostle among Apostles and is the Rock of the church of God, which it is built on.

Rome was the capital of the realm they inhabited. Of course they would shill their faith there. Was the Roman empire holy because Jesus was born inside its borders?

¿porque no los dos?

Normalfag.

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Shalom, rabbi.

Why does Hollywood think Alec Baldwin is funny?

So Simpsons jokes are literally movies now?

I came here to post this, but I was too slow.

Fuck off Arian scum. Go suck Muhammed's cock.

Arianism was practiced by the Aryan untainted Germanics. Coincidence? I think not.

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It's based on a book

This might be the worst idea dreamworks has ever used for a film.

looks like its a movie about trump aka a big boss baby ;)

Nu/pol/ wouldn't know but we even had a stream of it on old Holla Forums once.

it shows up a lot in anime as well, especially older stuff.

No it wasn't you retard.

He was confusing Arianism with Aaronism

Lewds when?

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Some of the scenes are just uncomfortable, especially now that the whole pizzagate thing is out.

More like

What is this bait for ants?

I really fucking hate the massive dilated pupils. Just like in Cloud with a chance of meatballs. It's the freakiest eye related uncanny valley I have seen. Like looking into the depths of hell.

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sounds like somebody is a koolaid drinking liberal who needs to go back to reddit.

I think you just might be some kind of pedophile if you find any of the scenes sexual or "uncomfortable".

Pedophile in denial tbh.

That kids next door episode only an hour and a half longer.

2017 looks like a crap year for DWA

Ugh, I wonder if they'll do circumcision jokes.
I can't think of anything more disgusting than trying to make adopting a baby then cutting up parts of his dick funny.

Name any kids film or show that ever did this…besides rugrats

Robots.
Dad take the 'boy' robot piece and goes "This won't hurt a bit son" there's a clanging noise from below and it shows the baby robot grimace and start screaming.

That movie was pretty jewy.

>>>/cuteboys/

I'm surprised the sudocuck hasn't sperged about how this movie is about "Le Drumpf" yet.

thats more like >>>/shota/ tbh.

he's already been sacrificed and they're, um, "breaking in" the replacement as we speak.

Yes, it had pretty crass humor for a kid-oriented animation.

If you are having these unnecessary thoughts from this movie, you are becoming a pedo.

I always thought that they just hammer his robo dick in it.
If was a female would have probably drilled it

That was the mechanical effect, yes, but the joke was about circumcision.