Star Wars is so fucking Cringy. It''s not necesarily the franchise itself that is so cringy but the fact that every mother fucker and I mean literally EVERY motherfucker, from Jihad Jerry in fucking Syria to Your 99 year old Grandma is so fucking infatuated with this mediocre space garbage because they think it makes them a fucking nerd. And as we all know, being a nerd is the new fucking meta.
The worst part is that I remember VERY well being in Middle School and being mocked and ridiculed for having a Jar Jar lunchbox. Look at the hypocrisy Holla Forums. Now motherfuckers unironically spout their consumerist bull shit because it's the newest trend. Fuck I hate normies.
Grayson Brown
I actively victimized self-proclaimed nerds while I was in high school because they were so unbelievably shallow. It's impossible to explain to them that liking overly mainstream sci-fi doesn't make you a nerd, so I just asked them to name five other things that made them a "nerd."
Benjamin Sanders
Literally what?
I didn't know having a defect of ones vision made someone a fucking nerd.
Also:
You should see some of these retards light up when they get a reference in a show that was made to pander to people like them.
Zachary Brooks
They made fun of you because liking Jar-Jar means you're a cuck.
Cameron Richardson
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Owen Kelly
Shut you fucking bitch face
Jar is my hero
Austin Collins
This user is like the king of all autists. I actually liked Jar-Jar to, I just pretend I don't on the internet to fit in.
Caleb Brooks
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Joseph Morris
Let's be clear. You deserved it. Jar jar binks is the worst character in the Star Wars films, bar none. Not even "dark and brooding in episode III" or "now this is podracing" Anakin can touch the pure retardation poured into jar jar binks.
Aiden Parker
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Jose Williams
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Connor Lewis
I stopped liking Star Wars because of the new film with nigger and stronk womyn lead. Selling all my video games too and deleted my porn.
No more materialism.
John Jenkins
reminder that George Lucas wanted to have a villain called Darth Icky
Noah Martin
Reminder Star Wars is Zionist propaganda
Easton Adams
This BS again? George gave them a few joking suggestions they could choose from so they wouldn't give Starkiller a Sith title you tard. Obviously the joke flew over some autists heads.
Colton Torres
oh great, the Lucas Internet Defence Force is here
Leo Gray
… said the commander of JJ Abrams Internet Defence Force
Landon Watson
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Hudson Carter
Same with Mario and Zelda. Sure, you might enjoy Zelda and one of their many games, but don't shit me you actually enjoyed the original mushroom-stomper. Wonder how many of fans have actually gotten to Bowser. (I know I haven't, I told Mario to suck his dick and went to play nethack)
Hudson Allen
THANK YOU
Yes, that game requires way more hand-eye coordination than today's nostalgic faggot weasels buying into all sorts of crap to fit in.
Julian Price
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Levi Hughes
I second this OP. Star Wars is the best example, of a shitty and cringy fandom.
John Davis
Holla Forums being the Annoying crybully he is.
Evan Morales
that's a very rare assburger man you've got there
mind if I save it?
Christopher Phillips
No need to ask user, everything I post here, is yours as well.
Luke Smith
thanks fam
Grayson Reed
Holy fuck, you're right. After watching starwars the first thing that pops into my mind is always "damn, those jews are pretty damn awesome".
Now I finally understand!
Hunter Cook
How are femenists able to make anything into something that offends them…?
