Tfw I'm 30 and my entire life revolves around derailing threads on Holla Forums

Will I ever grow up?

kys

i've tried it, it didn't work

Try again. It shouldn't be difficult if you set your mind to it

maybe I just live to derail threads and I don't actually want to kill myself

Part of the ship…

JUST

No, go watch some Banithekitty videos

what are those things even supposed to be? They look like abstract characters that are supposed to look like mammals.

cool story bro. im 30 as well and i spend a good amount of time on Holla Forums. but my life doesn't revolve around it. have you tried video games?

They're cute, that's all that matters user

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smoke tons of weed until you have a panic attack, things will fall into perspective

I find myself in the same predicament. I don't shitpost all the time but I'd say a good 80% of my posts are garbage.

Just

Oh, boy do I know that feeling!

I just shit post on Holla Forums and masturbate.

I don't even like maturbating! I really don't.

But it's a way to pass the time, where I'm distracted from my unbridled urges to kill myself.

Good old Holla Forums.

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wat do

today i noticed i hvent changed anything in the past 4 years

forgive me Kennedi

stop being a pussy, go for the gold!

Nope, I can't stop shitposting either. But it's okay, this is Holla Forums.

How can I be forgiven by Kennedi Holla Forums?