Revenge on cunt neighbors

I don't like them. What can I do that doesn't give me away but will make them go mad? They have ridiculously short tempers so shouldn't be hard.

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If they have a cat, kill it and then snap its bones into the shape of a swastika, then place it on their doorstep.

They do. I was thinking maybe throwing catnip in their garden and hiding it around. Cat orgies screeching outside would wind them up.

or lace the catnip with cyanide

Would be too much effort to get my hands on that.

then lace it with rat poison or anything that you can buy at your local retail store

Shit I kind of like the cat though. Maybe I'll just claim it when I move, don't really wanna hurt it.

stop being such a faggot, if you want to really hurt them, you will kill their pet. Spraypainting on their house or leaving a bag full of flaming shit on their porch will only make them upset for a couple of days.

Buy a whole bunch of crickets and earplugs for yourself.

Throw them into their yard.

Repeat until desired outcome.

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Will add this to the list of fuckery I plan to do. I don't have a garden so doesn't bother me user.


They are such pieces of shit I doubt they'd honestly care enough to even bury the cat if it died.

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Somethings to take into precaution if you are paranoid:

1. check for video cameras
2. use rubber gloves in case they decide to spend money on hiring private detectives
3. don't use any sort of signature
4. ???
5. profit

Put a mattress in their pool.

Scream "I WANT TO FUCK BANI" at their window

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Print this image as well, and cum on it in front of their house.

They don't have one. otherwise I'd have dumped a washing machine in it already

Do they have a two story house?

Yeah two story

Move to Sweden

Lead a cow up the stairs. It will be able to go up but won't be able to walk down. It will take a crane to get it out.

They already have an immigrant problem I don't need to add to it,

If I can get a cow in the middle of a city I will try.

Mix honey and water in a squirt bottle. Leave a trail from an ants nest to their basement windows and any cracks you can find. squirt from the bottle into the house itself.

Do you want ants? This is how you get ants.

Diabolical

Much appreciated, this is very simple and effective sounding. If only that worked for wasps nests. I'll do this also for sure.

Mix honey and air in a squirt bottle. Leave a trail from a wasp nest to their basement windows and any cracks you can find. squirt from the bottle into the house itself.

Do you want wasps? This is how you get wasps.

It all makes sense now!

Shill Donald Trump to your neighbors; Give them Trump flyers, put Trump stickers on their cars, write "Trump 2016" in chalk in front of their house, wear a Trump wig, play Trump lectures really loudly in front of their house, ask them if they want to make America great again constantly, and anything else you may want.

IF THEY LOVE TRUMP:

Shill Bernie; Write Feel The Bern in chalk, hand them Bernie Sanders flyers, put Bernie stickers on their car, play Bernie lectures loudly in front of their house, yell "FEEL THE BERN" constantly, and anything else you want.

Holy shit this is a great idea! Put politically provocative shit on their cars is genius. Then other people will fuck with them too. We all know how the left love to damage property.

AGREED

Send Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses to their house. The worst that can happen is that instead of getting mad they blissfully join a cult.

Send them some cow shit
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If you have the cash, start ordering urethral insertion toys, or gay porn to their house, plan it to be delivered when only his wife's home.

Throw their electrical fuses away, from out of their power box.

Do they leave their cars parked outside? Put a BB pellet in one tire stem. Causes a slow air leak and flat tire in 24-36 hours. That will make them think it's punctured. First they'll refill it with air, then try to repair it. Nothing will work.

Start with one wheel first, let that problem brew for about a week or two until they replace the tire. Then repeat with a different single wheel, or maybe do two at a time.

Pretty good.

Get a throwaway skype account. Then go through the yellow pages or some online equivalent and get a whole bunch of people to come to their house. Priests, sex-therapists, social workers for people with particular issues, piano lessons, veterinarians, pizza delivery, send the whole lot of them.

Wasps eat other insects so it might not work..? Lots of bees might be annoying though.

Pretend there is paranormal shit going on

Make them think their house in haunted, throw a dead goat's head on their porch, play strange sounds, get in their house, whatever you want without getting caught. They'll go away asap.

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