TAKE THE NEAREST OBJECT AND STICK YOUR COCK IN IT/STICK IT IN YOUR COCK

TAKE THE NEAREST OBJECT AND STICK YOUR COCK IN IT/STICK IT IN YOUR COCK

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Your turn, fags.

Why?

It would be extremely painful.

WHY THE FUCK NOT?

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…sure buddy.

timestamp or gtfo

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STOP BEING FAGGOTS AND DO IT ALREADY


This was taken a few hours ago and I'm not at my place anymore. I can timestamp one when I get back.

But it wouldn't fit.

But user… the nearest thing to me is a police officer.

DO IT

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO

I'm sure if you ask politely, he'll crawl into your cock.

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Just ask to borrow his pinky for a second.

IT WILL FIT IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR COCK

I was going to stick my dick in your mom but she doesn't want a photo taken so i stuck it in but didn't take a photo

Don't talk about OP's mom like that, she's a real upstanding woman.

She was lying down while I was sweating over her

But I'm a nig nog, and if I try to stick my dick in her she'll shoot me.

good

But user, don't you know that Black Lives Matter?

I think it is actually #BlackLivesMatterLess

ITT: faggots who are too gay to stick their penises into something

How about making a webm of you slamming penor in door?

Nice nubs, for you.

No. You can have this instead.

But im to scared.

If he cuts that thing any deeper it's going to turn into a vagina

nearest object is my chair and since im sitting in it, my dick is in it.

I hate all of you.