Lewd Holla Forums WebM Request Thread - I Just Got Fiber Edition

Having made several of these in the past, the last one dying prematurely from being bumplocked for being one week old, (maybe a mod could please keep that from happening again), and now having gotten a fiber internet connection with literally 20x the speed, I figured it was time for one more attempt.

Other urls found in this thread:

mega.nz/#F!24xSkSQD!ZGD7aFSq6Q-EmLc_iUpU4A
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Here's the Mega-folder with all the 600+ previous ones I've made.

mega.nz/#F!24xSkSQD!ZGD7aFSq6Q-EmLc_iUpU4A

Nice to have you back, OP

So jelly right now, where do you live??

Don't judge me…

You're one of the good ones, OP!
Requesting peak-hotness Kate Winslet on Titanic, when she's being painted like one of your French girls

My memory is all fuzzy about this one, OP… but I remember this one had some pretty lewd scenes on it

I just want to tell you good luck with the thread. We're all counting on you.

Here you go.

Eh, it's basically just this one that's any good. I brightened it a bit since it was quite sincerely dark as fuck.

I can't get over how much faster this goes. I said that my speed 20x faster, and that's true… for my download speed. My upload is actually 50x faster. I just push "new reply" and watch the counter race to 100 at a pace so quick that I honestly thought there was a glitch since the 8ch servers couldn't possibly be that fast.

Fuck yea OP

I think La Femme Publique had some good scenes but it was a long time since I watched it. Can't check the mega since I'm on my phone so apologies if you've already extracted lewds from it.

Here you go.

And another one.

I LOVE YOU, user!

I almost expected the edited version where he draws dickbutt or whatever.

got the one where girls finger bangs guy from the back? dont know movie

Ass to Ass

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Not the OP, but it's already in the Mega link he posted earlier

How you getting all these movies, OP? You're just torrenting them, right? No secret movie server or special technique?

she's hot from like 10ft away, but the bitch has a beard, man.

Oh, I know that one. It has that guy in it. You know the one - always wears a shirt?

Nope, just torrents. Except for the more obscure stuff I also try to find it with Emule.

Yeah, now, but her peak hotness was 20 years ago, when Titanic was made.

tfw no real webm threda

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This scene was way too lewd for the film it was in.

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pancake tits.

What the actual legitimate fuck did I just watch?

ASS 2 ASS

Goddamn the scene's supposed to be desperate and disturbing but that guy looks so fucking happy. It cracks me up everytime.

He got what he wanted that night.

i dont fucking know but im looking for it since

No one has any requests?

Maybe Margot Robbie in the Wolf of Wall Street and more of Rena Rifel

Kek

Why do you all like ugly whores who show their bodies for cash?

I've already done the wolf of wall street, and more or Rena Riffel from what?

Somebody post that Hungarian red head actor with great tits, from that scene where she plays billiard and takes off her panties.

see

I checked out Rena Riffel, turns out she made a sequel to Showgirls called "Showgirls 2: Penny's from Heaven". First I thought it was gonna be some straight to DVD crap, but it's so much worse. It looks like bad porn without the porn.

Is it just me, or does pouring champaign over someone's body while they're in a poll seem kind of redundant?

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It's not just you, pouring champagne on boobs isn't particularly hot to begin with. You need something with a higher viscosity, like oil or lube, that leaves a sheen.

Surprise me

__Elliot___

It's hard to find anything worthwhile from her, all she's done are obscure as fuck skinemax only available in unseeded VHS-rips.

But here's something I managed to find. Two other girls upcoming.

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I will never find it, fuck!

dont know name though

OP, I just recently watched The Handmaiden. There are 3 good scenes worth your attention.

DELET THIS

Here's a bit of a request. I remember seeing this movie on Netflix once by random chance.

It starts off with this old wealthy actor who moved to some country in Europe. He used to play as Tarzan in the past and is American. A group of thieves live in a single apartment and are trying to find a way to break into his home and steal his stuff. There was 1-3 guys and 1 girl. They all decided that the girl would woo the old actor and either go to work for him as a maid or as a consort. Eventually, the girl falls in love with the old actor and gives up on the plan to rob him.

There are a lot of good erotic scenes from this movie. I just can't seem to find it or remember what it was called.

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Anybody watched 50 Shades of Grey? Are there any lewd scenes in it?

Come on man, lots of people read erotic novels or fapfics, it's nothing new. And it's not rape.

We need more details, user. Do you remember any of the characters' names?

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das it mane

Here is an unusual request, OP… this still is from a documentary called "Der er et syndigt land", but I could never find this scene

I don't. The American in the movie was an actor that played as Tarzan or maybe even Hercules in the past. I'm pretty sure it was Tarzan. He had a lot of his wealth in his own home, which is why the thieves wanted to break in.

I wish that I had written the name down, but it's been years since I've seen it. I believe that it was a foreign film as well, that is, not made in America. I believe that it popped up along with Blue is the Warmest Color in Netflix.

to add to this. The thieves who were roommates with the girl couldn't break in on their own. They needed the girl to make her way in, seduce the old actor, find out the layout to his home, location of his safe and possibly open the front door for them.

I remember trying look up every movie on Netflix some years back, trying to find it. I want to say that I saw it in 2013-2015.

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Okay, that when you saw it, but how old did it look? What would you estimate the year of production as?

I'd say 2000s at the oldest. It really didn't look like an old movie at all. It's cover looked like a collage of shit similar to something out of Napoleon Dynamite if I recall correctly. It wasn't as direct as I'd expect older movie covers to be.

And English is not the main language of the movie? Since it takes place somewhere in Europe and the American is not the main character?

why

is it german made or is the screen just from german tv?

It's from Denmark.

At the time, I had to watch Netflix with subtitles on, so I'm not entirely sure if they all spoke in English or if the movie was dubbed like the Dead Snow movies are. I do believe they were either in France or Italy and the old actor showed some clips of him as Tarzan/Hercules during his prime.

I actually thought the old actor was once an old famous American actor who was now doing smaller roles. However, that may be because I had also just watched the Robert Redford movie "All is Lost".

To add to this. I just went through the entire list of Netflix movies from that time period and it was nowhere to be found. I'll check the other profiles as it may have ended up there somehow as there are a lot of movies that should be on there that aren't. I'll continue looking.

Her dancing is worse than the bitches at start of GGG movies.

Don't care, I wanna see the whole scene, damnit

How those two could possibly relate.

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3d truly is pd.

I understand every word you just said and that bothers me inordinately

Shit, that rings a bell.

ikr, shit like that is why I stopped watching 3D porn.

its awful movie with awful scenes

niggas thats gay

i cant tell who is more pathetic, the weaboos who jack off to badly drawn cartoon girls or this schmuck who thinks mutilated, silicon filled chest lumps are attractive

Hotwheels, because he is a cripple.

How about Charlize Theron's topless/sex scene with James Spader from "2 days in the valley"

Also Janelle Brady's sex scene from "Class of nuke 'em high"

The weaboos

Here you go.


Can't find a quick torrent of it, shit's gonna take ages.

To imagine that she was such an incredible qt3.14 when she was younger.

Watch the trailer.
**It's alternate title is 'made in denmark', and it's written and directed by a fucking sandnigger.

Got it, here you go.

its*

requesting the torture scene from Barb Wire

You fucking chimps aren't even worthy of licking that coffee from the ground.

Here you go.

Does anyone have the scenes of TJ Myers in Repli-gator? the RLM fags reviewed it and seeing her in it made my dick diamonds, was wondering if there are any webms of her scenes.

Sorry, that movie is thoroughly unfindable, can'´t find shit anywhere.

yes, but my copy a shit (and may not be the unrated version?), and this thread is bumplocked.

have a wtf instead of a lewd.

(with annotation at the end because the 50 Shades experience is not complete without EL James' prose)

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definitely not the unrated version

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THINGS ARE HEATING UP ANA
WE GONNA PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT (TO THE LIMIT, THE LIMIT, THE LIMIT)
OPEN UP YOUR LIMIT (YOUR LIMIT, YOUR LIMIT, YOUR LIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string—what?!—and gently takes my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all … Jeez.

he threw it on the floor when it was still a Twilight fapfic (shlickfic?)

"I stopped watching a girl get pissed on and electrocuted to climax for this?"

not lewd, but hilarious.

I swear the reason the guy is looking out the window at the end is because the actor couldn't say that line with a straight face.

…and that's it. such kinky. very BDSM. wow.

this is what women fap to…