Forrest, you don't know what love is

True she did sell her body to an ugly retard so he could get into a regular school

not to mention putting up with that hilarious fucking wheezing

IT WASN'T HIS KID. This topic flares up like a hemmoroid every few months and nobody ever remembers the last time. It wasn't his kid, it was the guy from the freebird scene where it's established jenny is a death hungry junkie whore who needs a way out. She returns to Forrest (who as we already know can't cum outside his pants) right after that and then, already knowing she was pregnant, leaves to go have the kid and be a waitress. Why you ask? So that her kid could be raised by a fucking billionaire when the time came and not some chest hair medallion wearing cokehead. She was a deceitful, self absorbed manipulative cunt just like all females and she probably pozzed forrest too.

it figures Holla Forums home of the alt right trump goons would love forrest drumpf

Forrest Gump is about a retarded cuck, Trump is a genius who only screws supermodels. You're just projecting because your boy bernout cucked you for shekels.

forrest gump is a mentally deficient cripple who through sheer dumb luck is born into the right circumstances and life to become a wild success, through no fault or faculty of his own.

so is donald trump, minus the cripple part. although i hear micropenis is quite disabling

Forrest was a star athlete and soldier, bernout.

Are you still here?

Spielberg's adaption of the novel is what led to that confusion. Actually his adaption is nothing but pure revisionism. IIRC Forrest was a racist who unironically used nigger all the time. He only kept his word to Bubba because he had a code of honor and not because he thought of him as his best friend. The important part of his character is that even though he was literally retarded he had honor. And honorbound men is what women from those days took advantage all of the time. The point of the novel is that everything was fucked and a sham. But if you watch Spielberg's drivel it seems like everything goes right for him because he was a dimwitted goyim with a heart of gold.

What did you just say about everyone's mothers?

Forrest Gump really shows how evil women are and that even a man with a low IQ and determination can achieve more in his life than some walking womb.

A lot of people have shit mothers though.

Example?

Are you gay?

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Mine
And anyone raised by a single mother.

forrest gump is cuck propaganda

I meant explain to me what's so horrible about your mother.
Simply being annoying isn't enough btw

So you are

Basically she was detached and didn't show affection.

It was (((zemeckis))) not (((speilberg))), he's the one that uses occult yid meme magik.

Is the book actually worth reading? After skimming through the wiki page I'm kind of curious.

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lmao mine is 198 so bfd

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Does forrest have STDs too?

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Is that true? Now I kinda want to read the book.

I remember how big this gay fucking movie was when it first came out. Everyone was virtue signalling about how cool retards are.

She raised me as a girl with her wife.
Need I say more?

This bread is hilarious

Do you make a cute girl?

Nah, I looked like Britney Venti (or however it's spelled) and getting beaten a lot doesn't make you too cute. I did have nice hair though.

That is hilarious, my anonymous friend! Did you come up with that?

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Pussy

Brittney Venti's pretty cute.

Eh, I was raised as a girl even though I'm a boy by two lesbian mothers. I've put it to rest emotionally now but I do still have tendencies to befriend more grills than guys even at this age.

Show us your boypussy

It's spelled "boipussy" newfag

so who here Actually believes Forrest Jr is actually forests son? I would not be surprised at all to learn this whore was just taking advantage of the the rich retard to care for her bastard after she dies of AIDS

um, he literally cannot be the father. the only time he and jenny were close enogh for insemination he blew his load in his underpants

This movie was extremely well-written.
They accurately portrayed how much of a cunt women can be.

They did Fug that night jenny spent at Forest's crib before taking a taxi back to the cock carousel the next day

Too good for fapping huh?

way to assume user above you was straight. he just said women are cunts, he said nothing about wanting sex from a woman… or from a man for that matter.

Was it worth getting AIDS?

Instead of showing I'm wrong, you just accuse me of being an involuntary virgin. Great argument, 10/10.

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I love this board sometimes.

He probably blew his wad a couple times then by the time she finally got his cock inside her diseased sarlack pit there was nothing left. That's IF there was actual intercourse. In any case the odds of getting pregnant from one time with him - especially after decades of taking loads from hippies and truck drivers - are extremely low. It's obvious she was already pregnant when she got there and left because she was starting to show.

That's how it works, chump, you triggered me and I called you meanie names :^)

I believe in the death penalty as of just reading this.

That's a pretty weird scrotum

So he only used the word nigger cause he was retarded then? Makes sense. Does that mean Holla Forums are just a bunch of Forrest Gumps?

It's not too far off honestly. I could greentext but I don't wanna attention whore.

Just posting once more cause I have two questions

1) Anons who have read that the book can you contrast it to the film? What changes?
Genuinely curious as to whether I should pick it up

2) Is Cornelius quentin of Rach/Imkampfy/LearningCode/TheoneNiggaWhoDidntgoToprisonwiththerestofus?

I have them filtered but again, genuinely wanna know

It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is his plan.

Lotta loyalty for a drumpf Holla Forums literal nazi….

Really makes you think

Cucking is the thinking man's fetish, user.
Some say it puts the power into the bulls hands? Pshh….foolish ningen need to know their place.

It is the act of a king allowing his toy (wife) to do as she wishes as she is HIs property. it is the ultimate display in power. "I am done with her, gentleman, take what you wish" heh, too bad they'll never understand…

Dis is a good bread

Yet a king has access to all sorts of women. A man married to a woman has access to one and gets off while watching another man fuck her. That's gay as fuck. You are a faggot.

This

A "king" might do that with one of his kitchen fuck towels or even with a mistress but his queen? That's just a cuck with no business sitting on a throne.

Tch, another pathetic ningen.
It is only gay if balls touch, there is no balls touching, only the victory of a man destroying the very line that a woman has had her ancestors create. She is now soiled…used…destroyed and she learns that to her king she is naught but a toy.

Welcome to the real world, shall you take my had?

You obviously don't know what cuckoldry is about. It's about the guy being humiliated by his wife/gf fucking another guy and then eating his cum or pleasuring in some way or another. Most cuckold videos feature men sucking off other men before they fuck their wife. It's the definition of a gay. Cuckolds are just closeted gays who date women to pretend to be straight.

t. pro fetishist

So let me get this straight, you find nothing hot about seeing that die out? Sorry but let's just agree that as patrician fetishists we both get a different thing out of it. I want my bucks to impregnate my wivfe, not just willy-nilly-silly-billy it.

t. The true Aristocrat

There is nothing other to get out of it. The cuckold is always put in a position of submission. Give me an example of cuckold porn where the cuck is in a position of power. Protip: you can't. The cuck is always the submissive faggot who wants to see himself be humiliated. It doesn't matter what you think of while you jack off to it, the fact is, the cuckold is in the bottom tier and is the submissive one. He isn't a king in any way.

t. true porn viewer

Teach me the ways of mental gymnastics, I want that special olympics gold medal

Stay cucked

You don't undestand pantomime. When I put on my cage and scream knowing that I am deprived of pleasure it is because in that moment I have "caged" my kingship, I have lowered myself to the level of a worm but deep inside everyone in my wife's room knows that I am the real victor. Yes, they may get to sleep with my wife and the cage my ache upon my groin but the more the cage hurts, the more I win. When I go to the shed to cry I am winning, as I fix my trains I know deep inside that I am the true winner because he may be with her and I may be in my shed but these trains…just like these foolish people are my play things.

t. Wimp Lo, True King

You're thinking of BDSM fetishism. Bondage fetishes don't really exact cuckoldry because they are based on dominance. Cuckoldry in itself is based on submission and isn't based on a person being put in bondage and being dominated. Cuckoldry is based on a man being turned on by another man fucking his wife. Sure, BDSM can be applied to it but cuckoldry on its own is just latent faggotry. You are a faggot if you like cuckoldry.

t. Karl Marx

The worst part is that there are still people (even on this site) who find the idea of lesbians desirable. Like it's exactly like the pornos. The reality is that the majority of "real lesbians" (not those going through a faze) are ugly, self-absorbed dykes and the few that are decent looking usually have some serious issues. Pretty much all the worst female qualities can be found in your average carpet-muncher and the sooner people stop glorifying them, the better.

Sorry but wrong again. I am the king. sometimes I do let the buck fuck me but it's for him to also know he's just there for my pleasure. at the end of my wife's room she has a photo of every man plastered upon the walls when I look at them, I don't see failure. I see pride. I see pride that these are men my beautiful goddess has seeded with. My wife's son even helps me in the shed sometimes and guess what? We both sometimes just look at each other and smile. Then we laugh. Laugh at the power we both feel. You need to embrace what it means to be a true man

t. Hoxha

He's laughing at how pathetic you are. He just fucked your wife and you got fucked in the ass by him. He thinks you are the scum of the earth.

t. Jon Oliver

Don't you ever talk about my wife's son like that again..

t. Jon (((Stewart)))
This was fun but I'm heading to bed. I love this site

smh famalamabomdidybomdadangdadangdangbluemoon

or, y'know, we're just fucking around and joking

this

t. guy that made the post that the guy you are responding to quoted

can't handle the bantz?

smh fam tbqh. get on with the times, it's the current year.

Actually I replied to it too, here

Was just disappointed I didn't get a you.

your a gay

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What did he mean by this?

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The call bells i mentioned were the most common story. Basically. After a resident passes away, the family has time to collect their relatives belongings from the room, and then the room is empty until another resident moves in.

The call bells however, still remain working this entire time in the room. Sometimes on the night shift, even tho the room was empty, the call bell ringer would go off at the nursing station. Even tho that room should have no one in it. The nurses would get up and go check out the room, cancel the call bell, and go back to the nurses desk. An hour later. It would go off again. This keeps happening until morning. A lot of nurses swear by this, the believe it to be the residents "spirit" left behind in the room. A LOT of nurses had this type of story. If you know any nurses, ask them about the call bells. See if they have their own version. Most believe in ghosts. Most i talked to anyway.

pls email [email protected]/* */ if you're a cat named sakamoto and want a cute furret to lick your paws

WAT?

Like what does that comment even mean?

Well he got that right

You can't be a cuck only some of the time. Once you go blacked, you can't go back.

No u

That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one.

#CucksAgainstTrump

Too bad the sequel never got made.

It's a wild ride
Also Forrest isn't really a racist in it

It's very wild though
Much more wild than the movie and Forest is much less of a nice goy and Jenny is much less of a bitch

i only just realized what the story behind this face everywhere was

OH YEAH, TOTES MAH GOATS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NAZI PROPAGANDA

B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T

What?

That sounds enjoyable.

Why is this thread so shitty.

It's on Holla Forums

It's on /tb/

can't believe i used to think this was a good movie with a strong message about true love