Projected 80 million weekend opening BTFO of fantastic beasts

i'd watch it

It was never going to fail in the first place. Disney has perfected a process that guarantees money to them.

They sure did!

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W-which princess?

Jasmine, obviously.

if i wanted to watch a sand nigger take a dump I'd to to India

I would watch this. I liked Brave, and this seems like it

That actually makes me a bit nervous since I think Brave was mediocre.

I remember the trailer, it had some really cool shots of the sea. I don't know what else it's got going for it. For some reason, there's a very obvious cut in the trailers and commercials for the movie that changes what the big guy says; something about [not needing to go on an adventure with some] [little girl].

So was Brave like Disney's way of counter-signaling about mother-daughter relationship conflicts after Tangled or…?

Yeah, and people said Zootopia and Finding Dory were good too. Normal fags will always have shit taste it seems.

Brave marketed itself as a mysterious adventure film with focus on Scottish mythology instead its a drama between a mother and daughter and them learning to get along. I hate to say this but Nostalgia Critic gave a decent review of it.

Brave is the worst Pixar movie that wasn't a cashin sequel.

Yeah, if I recall the movie had some rocky development. It doesn't even come off as a Pixar movie in the slightest, which I think it was.

Yeah its weird. Some of the deleted scenes would've helped with the mythology. Is this the same problem as Frozen?

Wait fill me in on Frozen

Eh I heard Frozen was originally conceived in the early 2000's and got stuck in development hell. Apparently Elsa was supposed to be the main villain but she was so sympathetic they made her not the villain. They kind of watered it down.

LOL it's like YOU GO GIRL

You know what thought I have to ask, why doesn't the Princess in Brave just run away? She doesn't like living her lifestyle, she totes her bow and arrows around, she can climb mountains, she can just survive on her own if she wants everybody to fuck off, right?

I guess she could but they're in Scotland I think so unless she sails to Ireland or France they could still track her down.

Disney seems to have this trend

These princess movies seem to be more popular than the other ones though.

Because the whole point of her being like that while still remaining a princess is to sell stronk womyn anti-traditional values to little girls.

I don't know, I mean, if she's so capable, that wouldn't be a problem to her.

Merida loves her family. She loves her siblings, her father, even her mother, who does everything to seemingly tear her life apart. And she loves the life of a wealthy nobleman's daugther. I don't think it ever occured to her, that running away is a possibility

LMAO what are u 6?

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Frozen 2 is going to be beyond pozzed and Jewed. It will probably be about the characters going to some Persian kingdom and Elsa falls for the sandnigger Prince.

source?

Jewish nature.

I don't trust it

So only faggots like the film?

are you retarded?

I JUST FUCKING WANT CGI TO DIE ALREADY
IT'S SO FUCKING UGLY
WHY WON'T IT DIE?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

But he knows, he is also a Jew

There's no such thing as a "feminin dick"

idk, you're uglier and you haven't died yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Moan-a, such a lewd name.

That's not what your mom said faggot.

it's pronounced Moe-anne-a, though

Here's the thing: In my country, this movie is renamed to Vaiana. Why the hell?

no idea. Disney seems to have a thing about renaming movies unnecessarily, like changing Zootopia to Zootropolis in Europe

I can't stand Disney's 3D art style. They're trying to make everything "realistic" but the faces stay cartoony.

RUDE

It makes sense since the "topia" suffix suggests an ideal city, and that offends muslims.

Yes there is.

what do muslims have against ideal cities?

they don't have muslims in them

I wouldn't fuck a girl whose name is Pozzi, even with a condom

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If the cock wasn't so retardedly oversized then this pic would be kinda hot.

They'd create their first Indian princess specifically for this movie of course.

CHECKED

>moana Pozzi
thats fucking amazing, holy shit

not sure if you realized, but that dick isn't hers

what about Mowgli's gf?

Ralph was barely the protagonist of his own movie

Are peopl still claiming that it the first disney movie with Pacific Islander as protagonists?

Yes.

Lilo looks like that retard from Assigned Male

Please don't compare Lilo to that piece of shit.

lol so she does.

i want to fuck lilos little bald hawaiian cunny while i blow at least 2 out of 4 of stitch's cocks

that movie was worth it just for the lifeguard

Only fairly tale musical count

Actually, it seems to be more like fairly tale musical, then Pixar-style high concept

flay yourself and bleed to death

They really knew how to draw women in that movie.

She was some village nigger, not royalty.

What the fuck is that thing

The life guard? I'd say she's mixed race. Probably like part Chinese, Fillipino, Portugese and Hawaiian with dyed blonde hair. I don't know I saw people like that all the time.

MOTY in all honesty

I iz strong feminist nigga island princess.

WAT

this. even the worst nigger is better than the best islander

yeah this guy is correct, island niggers are much worse that wewuz niggers.

Eh.

I don't think that Polynesians and Austronesians are as typically below average in overall IQ as the typical African Negro, save for the Abos. Yes, both never invented the wheel before colonization by whites, but at least some had a grasp of not just fishing along with hunting land animals, but also basic clearing of land to make room for huts and ritual areas.

It's nice to see someone defend me.

Can I get some of your wimen easily if I'm White ?

sure, but why would you want to?

DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO BE ME!

Also, he's kinda right.

Yeah yeah I see what you're trying to do there Ahoeitu…

Fuck actually I wanted to find some good ones on google image but I just couldn't… Gee, feels good to be white (but our women are shitty feminist, that's why, unlike yours I suppose, at least not yet).

at least Samoan men are hot when they're not lardasses

this movie is cultural appropriation & should be banned. also disney was an antisemite, his company should be shut down and his movies destroyed

gay

(((They))) did much better than this user. They turned his legacy into a multicultural and progressive shitshow, sometimes kind of rebooting things to make them SJW, like fucking anti-men Maleficient.

insert 3DPD joke here

just let me suckle on your dongle user :3

This is why 2D waifus are the superior women.

is dat sum steven seagal?

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This movie has a topless underage female

JUST

Sold.

bout like what the incredibles is.

Shadman for the win.

Her older sister had some nice fucking hips.

Hawaiians tend to be pretty thick.

This. Hand-drawn 2D is so much more pleasant to look at, and feels like more love is put into it.

Idk why, but I've always found CGI etremely creepy…

lol I see the resemblance.

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The word Utopia has some communist connotations that might not fly so good in Europe.

Why? Is it because of the novel of the same name?

This movie is cultural Marxist propaganda because Holla Forums told me so with a pretty interesting info graph. My children will NOT be watching this one.

I just got back from seeing this. It was mediocre as all hell. Frozen and Zootopia were both much better. I wasn't even paying attention by the end.

But I'm still glad I paid for it.

Because the soundtrack was GOAT-tier.

Seriously, why the fuck are musical-movies dead? Why am I not getting any for the foreseeable future, except possibly for the Beauty and the Beast remake?

ha ha ha good goyim

Musical-movies are rare. Of course I'm going to pay to see one if I have the opportunity. The last one that I recall was Into the Woods.

Oh shit nigger did you also see Inner Workings? Did it play before it?

Yes, and it was great. Moana's animation looked really stiff by comparison.

Nice.
I'm more hyped about that than Monoa, but I ain't paying $11 for a 7 min film.

Also, what was the movie (Inner Workings) about? There isn't much you can infer on from the trailer other than the concept.

Musicals are too kiddie

It was basically about following both your brain and heart

This was supposed to be a 2.5D Mort adaptation.

Oh no, I got that part but I'm asking for a like 2 sentence summary of the events.

What

Decided to look it up and Jesus 2.5 D animation is horrifying behind the scenes.

I could say the same thing about action sequences.

No, really. You know how some people get excited by action sequences? I never have. They bore me almost all of the time. I just wait through them to get to the dialogue. I'm not joking. But a good musical number gets me pumped as fuck. I was literally bobbing around in my seat during "Shiny."

Is it childish to get so excited over a few beats? I guess, but isn't it also childish to get so excited over an explosion or a car chase? We're just reacting positively to different stimuli.

The brain sees potential death everywhere and is trying his best to keep the man alive by steering him away from anything that might be dangerous, which means anything the least bit exciting. He gets into a fight with the heart over this, so he wrestles control away from the heart. By the end, though, the brain sees that this is making the man miserable, so he gives control back to the heart, and the man can take the risks that make life worth living.

Now find one for Hotel Transylvania.

Kinda biased more towards emotion than thought isn't it, although you make it sound like the brain is fear instead of an actual brain.
Also, oh Jesus I'm scared of looking that Hotel Transylvania thing up now.

You could easily make a good horror game based off of what people call "early 3D" because of the uncanny valley effect. I honestly can't believe it hasn't been done yet.

Probably because it'd be confused for a low quality video game.
Unless it's like a thing where the models for the monsters give a stark contrast to the environment.

Real early 3D was mostly geometric shapes with simple textures newfag, they didn't do any human-looking shit until the late 90s

Not early at all

Sorry to burst your bubble kiddo but that's why I said what people call "early 3D." It should also be easy to discern based on contextual clues what kind of 3D was referred to.

Five Nights At Freddy's was literally Scott taking advantage of his dated approach to 3d graphics and animation which was observed to be horrifying even when he isn't trying to be scary.

Hell horror games is a popular genre for amateur developers precisely because they can turn their inability to create aesthetically pleasing environments and characters into a plus.

That explains all the early access horror shit fests.

holy shit, even other fags who like musicals would beat you up for your shitty pleb taste

That was the song that stayed with me the most, if only because I love Flight of the Conchords

Far from dead, its one of Disney's easiest ways to make money.

I think they were going for "logic vs. feelings"

Why did they give her a pig snout and disgusting eyebrows?

Underrated post…

Because CGI Disney Girl Face meme

Have a good song.

None of these songs are particularly memorable or good. Frozen is superior in that regard. This movie will probably continue to sell purely because of how "good" the water and whatever looks, like how Frozen was being fellated because of all the different types of snow they animated.

Haven't seen Moana but Frozen had 1 good song in it. The rest was mediocre. That and they had 3 songs in the first half-hour.

Is the one good song the one that's over-played as fuck?

Technically yes. Its good on its own but very annoying due to hype.

THE GAY COMMUNITY?

high concept?

Which song?

BUT YOU GUYS TOLD ME DIVERSITY WAS BOX OFFICE CANCER
YOU GUYS TOLD ME STRONK WOMYN WAS BOX OFFICE CANCER
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME Holla Forums

If Jamal and CHAD can do it, why can't you faggot?