*record scratch*

I would actually watch this. The original was shit.

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What did he mean by this?

Pvt. Joker, I'm USMC

This is the first of these kinds of threads I actually thought was funny

0 effort in your post

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You're a big walrus looking piece of shit.

No choice for them

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Seriously, how many movies do this anyway? The only one I know from the top of my head is Trainspotting and I believe one of Guy Richies movies.

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What's the archetype for it anyway? Some John Hughes film maybe?

Is that you John…Wayne?

*is this me

Whatever happened to private snowball? He was my favorite.

Bravo Kubrick.

Uhh you're not allowed to bring jelly donuts.

WHO SAID THAT?
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!

iirc robot chicken star wars episode 3 does it, that's the most recent example i can think of.

Kubrick kino is pretty good and has good moments like that.

For instance, he had an entire scene in Eyes Wide Shut that served absolutely no purpose except to have a group of men call Tom Cruise a faggot. It's like he knew. This makes it even funnier when you read how he made Tom Cruise swear to not have sex or masturbate for the entire filming of the movie. So Tom in his prime was agonizingly on edge through the entire filming process and Kubrick made him deal with shit like this. Pure kino.

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Template threads are cancer.

It's a meme you dip

Rote responding retards are cancer.

You know how I know you're from Holla Forums?

is it template threads?

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It's called SILVER SPOON you uneducated, mouth breathing retard

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WHAT IS THIS MICKY MOUSE HORSE SHIT?

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wow sounds awful no one should endure this kind of stuff

He only ended up a little crazy compared to poor Shelley.

Does anyone have the video or webm of clips of marky mark showing VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS who's boss while an edit of it ain't me is playing? I remember the edit had OOH THE RED WHITE AND BLUE plenty of times.

Indeed.

now that's a war face

Is it true the original title was "Jaded Eyes Wide Shut"? Heard so but haven't seen any evidence.

I always thought the Frigteners was trash, except for the part where he shows up as a ghost

How did he know Tom Cruse would end up being a faggit if he was born AFTER that movie was released?

Ah so someone else knows that Kubrick was reborn. Fascinating. Kubrick was too powerful to die. He lives on.

Also for the record literally everyone knew after Top Gun that Tom Cruise was gay.

If Kubrick were alive, he'd be making films and murdering jews.

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Do you think they MKULTRA'd Cruise straight?

What is your major malfunction faggot?

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