So, I got dragged to see this at the dollar theater. I knew I'd hate it going into it, and I did...

So, I got dragged to see this at the dollar theater. I knew I'd hate it going into it, and I did. You can probably guess what was wrong with it. First let me say what few things I liked about it:

-Haley Bennett was hot as fuck in this. Her bust seemed to go up two cups, she looked great as a redhead too.
-I liked most of the actors even if I didn't love the movie. Chris Pratt is great. Vincent D'onofrio is great. The Korean guy is great, even though he shouldn't be in this movie, but I'll excuse it because he *was* fantastic in The Good, The Bad & The Weird and I Saw the Devil.

So why did it suck? It was HARD anti-white propaganda. There were layers upon layers of it -and for the record, I myself am half Mexican, so it's not like "hurr hurr muh people" it was just so blatant and irritating.

First is the casting, of the seven only three are white. I'm going to go ahead and spoil this ahead of time, all three die by the end of the film, one of the three is nuts, one is a scoundrel and the third is a coward.

Still, when I first saw it I remember thinking "Well, I like the actors, so even though it annoys me Denzel is the old wise one I'll accept the cast if they're still saving a small Mexican village from Mexican bandits." NOPE. The villain and all his men were white. Oh, there was one exception, a native American works for him. When he's killed -by the 'good' Native American he says to him "You are a disgrace." presumably for working for for white guy.

It's not like it stopped there, though. Every few minutes there's an anti-white line. When we meet the Korean guy he explains traveling with Ethan Hawke by saying "He helps me navigate the White Man's world." When we meet the native American Denzel says to him "Do you speak the White Man's English?" and I'm reading this text and thinking "Is there another fucking kind of English?" Later when they're eating, the Native American shows disgust towards the food and says "White man's food is only fit for dogs!" The Mexican repeatedly refers to Chris Pratt's character as the Spanish word for blondie or white boy, depending on who you ask.

And if that wasn't bad enough, instead of a bandit, the villain who is now a rich white guy gives a speech at the beginning about how he's acting on behalf of CAPITALISM.

Way later in the film D'onofrio counters this with a speech where he says basically "to act in the service of men is reward enough." On top of that it's vaguely implied Ethan Hawke and the Korean guy were buttbuddies.

Seven Samurai > Battle Beyond the Stars > original Magnificent Seven > that Seven Samurai anime where they fought robots or whatever > Magnificent Seven (Current Year Edition)

Oh, and one other thing that bothered me, the Native American who they refer to as "Red Harvest". Unlike the others they recruit, he's not someone they went looking for. They just run into him on the road back to town. They have nothing to suggest he's especially skilled in any way, but Denzel invites him to join their group anyway, because I guess all Native Americans are super skilled bow and arrow ninjas, right?

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Sounds worse than cuck porn, tbh.

Fuck off back to /leftpol/, no one likes you.

You have to back, mongrel.

Wait Chris Pratt dies in the movie?

Even clueless idiots who accept ethnomasochism as a positive thing without thinking it through were annoyed by this movies's diversity pandering.

I wouldn't mind impregnating Haley, tbh fam.

Look at that poster, trying to make it look like a Tarantula poster. I could tell it was going to be anti-white shit just from that. Thanks for the warning though, I'm damn tired of being lectured to by movies. It's especially egregious in a movie that takes place in the past, instead of feeling like you're living and breathing in that time with those characters, some shitlib writer has to break the fourth wall and project his postmodern values, his demonizations and glorifications, onto characters who wouldn't speak or think in any way like the writer wants them to, all to harangue the audience today. That isn't art or entertainment. That's just propaganda.

This is why the movie Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World is so good. It doesn't project any modern or postmodern value judgements onto the past. It just depicts characters from the past as the sincere humans they were without condemning or glorifying them.

There's no such subtlety in film nowadays.

I kekled

But if I were to make a modern film set in the modern world skewering this type of libshit faggotry would it be considered art

That would be satire.

Oh yeah, definitively.

He's shot halfway through the final battle and bleeds out throughout it. Then near the final push towards he gatling gun he rushes it while they're reloading it and he's shot like four times. Then he crawls to them still getting shot, and gets up on his knees and pulls out a cigarette and tries to light it, but is unable. One of the villains takes pity on him and lights it for him. He lowers his head like he's dead, but he's actually lighting a stick of dynamite. He throws it at the gatling gun and dies with the bad guys. To be 100% certain, we see his tombstone at the end among the other sacrificial white males.

The three that survive are Denzel, the Mexican and the Native American.

And to the surprise of absolutely nobody the reason is made clear.

It's called ebonics and it's what happens when you try and teach a human language to a lesser species.

You have to go part of the way back.

If you've seen the original Magnificent Seven, this shouldn't surprise you, everyone dies.

You have to move a bit south.

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No they don't Yul brenner, Steve McQueen, and Horst bucholtz live

No, it would be more tired overly political shit, or maybe a "satire".
I want to be told a story, not outright lectured about the director's/writer's/producer's specific boogeymen.

He has to build a house right in the middle of the wall.

If he has a good character we can set him up as a governor in Mexico.

He's actually a good director who probably had a pozzed writer. I have a guilty pleasure for Replacement Killers and Shooter, both of which he directed. They had minority antagonists too.

I really liked Replacement Killers as it was the closest to a John Woo.

That sounds like a badass way to go.

Stopped reading, stay cucked

shooter was pretty red-pilled


all i remember is mark wahlberg killing rich old white men

He killed the main one at the end. 1:15

oh right, i forgot about glover.

Why do you leftists do this shit?