I want you to impregnate and breed me. If you come with me I will make you immortal.
I will love you forever, even if you turned out to be my brother or somehow became corrupted by Sauron… idk why that would even happen. So what will it be, Holla Forums?
Andrew Green
ftfy
Brody Jackson
I thought she was really not that attractive
David Sullivan
you're right i made an imperfect meme i'm sorry and shameful
Aaron Rodriguez
Get outta here, dwarf boy
Benjamin Cook
She's pretty homely. Would bang, but I'd bang a curvy bag of potatos.
Samuel Gonzalez
She's Steven Tyler's daughter, in other words, guaranteed to have inherited herpes.
Nathaniel Taylor
we're talking about hte character, not the actress you cuck
Gabriel Anderson
JUST
Lucas Ward
Like any elf competes with Galadriel, pffft. Get slot, frumpy.
Xavier Wright
alright, so time has come to choose, Holla Forums who is best tolkienfu?
Parker Fisher
I want you to peel and cook me. If you eat me I will strenghten your immune system. I will saturate you forever, even if you boiled me or somehow I became deep fried… idk why that would even happen. So what will it be, user?
Lucas Lee
Galadriel, definately. I have a thing for older women, as in older than the human race old.
Aaron Price
Miranda Otto, of courshe
Levi Carter
right
Parker Green
Nah, sometimes I kinda want to die.
Benjamin Wright
If you want to get all technical, you could kill yourself and go to the special elf heaven.
Caleb Edwards
The Elves that spend a few millenia in said paradise call the fate of humans a "Gift".
Ryder Diaz
Isn't that mainly because they have a constant yearning to be with Eru?
Aiden Butler
Possibly, but they also really get bored of living. That's why they don't give a fuck and die in droves in every battle.
Ian Lewis
WEW, triggered your herpes trauma didn't i?
Brandon Sanders
you're a dumb bitch
Jack Gray
Was reading the Silmarilion find out that Aragorn and Arwen are cousins (distant cousins but still)
Kevin Bailey
Very distant.
Luke Wright
Bloody succubus whore elf demon, she would've damned all man kind if Aragon wasn't such a dude.
Landon Barnes
D-did an orc type this?
Cooper Richardson
Only if this meme dies and goes to the worst depths of hell.