I want you to impregnate and breed me. If you come with me I will make you immortal

I want you to impregnate and breed me. If you come with me I will make you immortal.
I will love you forever, even if you turned out to be a trump supporter or some kind of anti-semite… idk why that would even happen.
So what will it be, Holla Forums?

how do i even impregnate a fridge?

I would only do it in a 50 Shades of Grey kind of way. Abusively, degrading and sexually humiliating.

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No. THIS is the best picture of Sarah Silverman.

death

That pic is misleading, her tits are awful.

wow, where did you find this lewd pic of sarah silverman?

Her everything is awful.
She looks like an abused horse when the clothes come off.
Why are Jews so misshapen?

I'd love to have half Jewish children with her. She's so sexy

agreed

They aren't human.

inbreeding

What a sexy future Secretary of State…

holy shit…damn

id looove to breed a literall army of deformed goblin children with her

fucckkkkk she is smoking hot like hey babe did you just crawl out of the oven or what?? dammn

Small fortune worth of tape and skin glue went into making her tits look good in this picture. That or she had pregnancy boobs left over after abortion or something.

or she's just fucking hot

Isn't she a dyke?

Pick one. Only way he'll get into a cabinet position is as a lamp shade.

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Looks like Baphomet in a wig.

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They always end up fat. Show me one convincing female to male transition that isn't overweight.

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Did she get even fatter between those two pictures?
Cool shower curtain tho.

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You need a working dick and balls for the Patriarchy™ Membership Card.

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Wonder how her heart takes all the steroids needed to reach the level of average athletic male without testicles?

Buck is a guy who got an artificial vagina, buck is not a woman, nor has he ever been one.

That's even more insane.

Is it really more insane than having to deal with a shattered anus for the rest of your life?

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It's hilarious that people actually fall for the anal sex meme.

i convinced my girlfriend in college to let me eat her ass it was an epic prank

I got my gf to shit on my chest. You should have seen the look on her face afterwards. We were both cracking up.

you should have had her shit into your mouth, that would be a hoot!

I'd hatefuck her into oblivion, I'm a very bad goy.

nope

For some reason I want to pound Silverman in the ass now.

Okay
Okay
Woah, woah! user! No jew trickery! You won't fool me! Dropped.

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dude thats female muscle structure.

Its a chick hopped up on steroids.

I have to agree with you on that. Doesn't look like a male torso at all

I'd rather breed a monkey than a Jew tbh.

every time

I must avoid solid food,
to avoid the need to poo,
as my ass has been ravaged so good,
my colon would fall down the loo.

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