I've decided I'm willing to date Elle Fanning. How would I go on to do this?

I've decided I'm willing to date Elle Fanning. How would I go on to do this?

You'd have to fight her boyfriend probably

be Jewish

Kill yourself and hope to be reincarnated as someone with higher social status than Holla Forums user.

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Be honest. Just tell her that you want to smell her farts.

just give her sum flowers an nail dat bitch

Which flowers?


I don't? Eww


No problemo

the nice ones

1. Go to Hollywood.
2. ????
3. Profits.

I want to fuck her ass so badly

MODS

this is rape

Is it real?

EVIDENCE!!!
Also let's all agree this was taken after her 18th birthday. Right? RIGHT?

who cares, she's legal now and that's what matters.

i would die happy for a threesome with her and dakota

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i just went to google m8, found and saved a pic to post here.

not my fault you have shit eyesight.

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why are you using those meme arrows, user? did i tr-trigger you?

Are they clones? This is some X-Files, Eve 6 shit.
I would though.

ask John Hinkley Jr. Maybe trying to shoot a politician will impress her?

I love that episode.

Which one?

Which ever one you want.

Oh wow great. Still nice flowers right?

Drumpf.

H is too high profile, and with all of the negative stuff surrounding her already, her death could actually hurt us if it's more beneficial to have her alive and hated, and her death means Kaine becomes the primary nominee, who, to many Democrats, is actually preferable to Hillary. Take him out, and she'll be scrambling to find a replacement with less then a week until election day, she'll probably grab someone even worse, and with your motive firmly set on Fanning, Trump and his camp won't be blamed for his death. We all win.

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Disgusting. Dakota can watch tho

Dakota has bigger tits

Can't he just kill Kaine and Clinton? Shouldn't be too hard to get them together

Elle has a nicer ass, and is taller

Dakota has a prettier face and bigger, nicer tits which are more important.

Being tall is either irrelevant or a negative, women are supposed to be smaller, being taller is practically a masculine quality.

Men have asses, don't be a fag. Please, don't be a fag. Fag.

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Lie
No. No redtit they're not
spotted the manlet
talk about being in the closet

I've seen a lot of projection on this site, but holy Hell, guy, get out of the fucking closet.

She's 5'9 (compared to her sister's 5'4). If she's taller than you, you've got problems

He's completely right, being tall is a masculine quality.
Just admit you'd like to fuck men already.

Faggots, the lot of ye.

Oh sweety

Anything over 5'7" is too tall for a woman.
Woman are supposed to be short and demure.
Isn't it cramped in that closet? Wouldn't you like to come out?

t. Manlet

I'm and I want to. That "omg" face means holy shit, that's one of my dreams

Want me to guess your height?

Oh my bad, you're cool then.

Want me to guess your sexuality?

Transparent as fuck. Women have big natural tits, men do not. Men have asses.

Also, LOLAHAHAHAHA if you're trying to claim preferring shorter *women* makes you a manlet. You're actively saying you're attracted to more masculine men. By disputing this you're asserting being tall is not a masculine trait, indicating you're a manlet. Let's not forget, one of you brought up "she's taller" as a positive to begin with. Gender dymorphism, look into it homos.

Manlet rage lol

Then why the hell are you interested in Dakota?

Just suck cock already, you screaming homo.

She's at least a full C here. Look at 'em filling out that top. Look at that delicious cleavage. Did Dakota just go Gear 4? Because she's definitely channeling the power of fullness.

Yeah, they tend to look that way when you pad them and push them up.

Dakota's a 'B' at best

Depends when the photos were taken, but if she was padding them a full cup size it would be more obvious.

Either those are older photos, or she stupidly lost weight and exercised her tits off.

They're from this week
Yeah, no. It's just padding. These are photos from around the same time

Hi Dakota,
big fan **of your sister*

You know that Elle must be one of the biggest whores out there. She is blessed with this totally innocent face, and she is probably abusing it, fucking every guy everywhere possible.

proof?

Oh lawd.

She can sail on my shore anytime she wants, if you know what I mean.

What a whore

Well, she knows people think she is so pure, so sometimes she taunts these people with instagram posts. I haven't saved any, but there were some. Also and she constantly walks around in clothing that reveals everything

But this is just speculation

that's revealing to you?

are you a saudi arab or something?

So you have no proof that she's a whore whatsoever?

TRIPS FOR TRUMP

very nice

Look, she coul walk around half naked, and it would make no difference. Every shape and curve is visible

Guess what, that's the meaning of speculation.

Praise Kek

how new r u

In which case I speculate that your mother was a whore

You bore me to death with these "jokes"

So you admit your mother was a whore, then?

"Jokes" in the sense of they are not funny

The truth often isn't funny

sage for holy fuck those eyebrows

am i seriously the only one that noticed this?

tfw you will never smell her farts 😢😔😒😞😩