Bram Stoker's Dracula

Have to signal extra strongly that I'm a huge mangina now otherwise Jess will leave me, she's gotten a taste for black cock and might not even let me watch if I don't behave.

They want to rape black children too don't they?

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*get raped by
Cucks don't get to fuck anyone.

#triggered

What did he mean by this?

It's just lazy at this point, at least come up with a clever joke.

>CucKlasa

>>>/facebook/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/ctr/
>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/oven/
Vlad Tepes was a mudslime lover. Trump is seen as evil because he doesn't love the mudslimes.

mad trumpkike detected

I forget her name but it would be fantastic if someone shooped her head into a white on white porno so i could fap to it

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All those anus to mouth stake penetrations were failed sexual experiments.

He got the penetration fetish from being the Sultan's boylover for years.

a financial vampire, maybe. but in the modern day, exploiting a broken system is called "business sense".

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I'm glad Pleb Leddit Media exists, it allows me to quickly weed out retards.

At least make fun of him for something he did, not because he's Dracula or something, like that makes any sense.

These guys have really fallen apart. After sucking Abrams' cock, there's no mpoint watching. They're basically cheap whores now, using crummy pick-up lines for attention. This is sad. Was Gilchrist right the whole time?

The Trump worship on this site is fucking terrible. I don't even go on Holla Forums anymore since it's become a 24/7 Trump shilling outlet.
Hopefully things will go back to normal after the election and the cult like followers of Trump will fuck off back to reddit.

Cucks gonna cuck

Who's Gilchrist?

I've always found it funny how people assume politics is done when elections are over. How you people think that there's a constant standard to living quality that is only disrupted every four years is hilarious.

I find it hilarious that people ever praised them, they were always trash and space cop solidified that opinion for me.

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you're memeing it wrong, kiddo

He was removing kebab before it was cool.

CTR shills are actually showing who they are aiming at. They are hoping to shame the white men into voting for hillary. The meme itself has no basis in reality, the purpose of the meme is the dead giveaway.

You keep reposting that exact same three sentences every time.

Easy money, mang. :^)

LMAO trumpkiddies are so delusional

Doesn't Clinton hate Pepe the Frog? Won't she be upset with you when she learns what you've done?

so when did you cut your dick off and decide to become a woman?

rofl dude you slammed both sides down with great skill and deftness. you are so above it all lmao god damn i wish i was as cool as u are XD

You know whats really fucking weird?
Bram Stoker didn't base Dracula on Vlad Tepes, and doesn't seem to have really even known of his existence. He was literally going to call him Count Wampyr, until he was researching Romania and saw reference to "Dracula's Castle" and decided to use the name. The rest of the similarities are coincidence.

This. Both (((candidates)) are criminal jokes. Sad that the normalfags are the majority here now.

I want RLM to stop catering to normalfags who only participate in politics once every four years. Scratch that, I want everyone to stop injecting politics into their shit if they don't do it all the time.

mad slave is mad

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literally /ourguy/

fuck, wrong thread

tbh I thought you were talking about mike

I believe it. "I'm Dying Laura" sounds very characteristic of that smug sarcastic bastard.

So Jay really is Mike's bitch?

irrelevant middle grounder continues to stroke his ego

You realize that none of these pics are made by actual hillaryfags, right? Every native user of an imageboard who doesn't like Trump also doesn't like Clinton or else doesn't have a strong opinion about her. This shit exists for literally no reason other than to bait you for angry replies.

you either like hillary (aka. you have a brain) or you like trump, theres no middle ground kid

How does wanting a woman as your leader mean you have a brain? Not to mention one that's a criminal, liar, dyke, and a crusty old hag.

Really, to me, you would have to be pretty fucking retarded to want evil grandma to lead the country.

its vital that we elect the first female president of the world, and its even more important that she defeats a literal rapist.

Why is it vital to do something suicidal? Not very logical. Also I would rather have a rapist than Hillary Clinton. Actually, I'd rather have a serial rapist, than Hillary Clinton.

the only way to combat the toxic patriarchy is to give more power to women. and hillary is literally the best person to lead the nation, don't tell me you believe in all the lies trump and putin are saying about her, are you dumb?

I support patriarchy.

Thank you user for correcting the record.

>>>/anita/

This guy went anti-Trump?

Can the chans PLEASE stop sucking off these unfunny manuer-churners please now? They were never good. Hopefully he continues to cuck himself and we attack him, only way to get some real good content from this uninteresting turd

i don't think anybody on here ever liked them if not unironically

damn, i fucked up with double negation
well whatever, you know what i mean

I herad that halfchan is coming over in droves because of more censorship or something, probly the reason for all the (((pic related))) new posters recently

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fuck off

i still like them, gonna cry?

Holla Forums your reddipol meme will never catch on. Just saying. Doesn't even make sense because leftist faggots are the ones who use reddit the most.

reddit isn't hard left enough for them. Everything to the right of them is hitler.

It's a damn joke, holy shit

I laughed and I'm voting for the huge cheeto

He also said Modern Family is his favorite show.

this was obviously a joke added in editing, it can also be read as a meta joke about the people sperging out about le ebil drumpf.

Look, I couldn't care less about the subject of thir ebin jokes; I just want these faggots to go away, and their fans to go back to Reddit where their smug millenial brand of humor is really appreciated.

I still like them too. I just wish they'd stop making low effort jokes to appeal to their reddit audience. They should be better than that.

And yet, you'll never get thiose 10 bux back from Lowtax, goon.

You goons are like gypsies, you'll steal anything that isn't nailed down.

What spongebob episode was that pic from?

What do you expect from a guy who was disappointed by the lack of interracial sex in Star Wars?