Despite the shitty beat CGI this actually looks pretty good for a slav movie...

I wonder if anyone has super squat powers

All women age like milk, but Slav chicks age like shit.

Bear-man looks cool.

youtube.com/watch?v=bhMMMLgHXLY
youtube.com/watch?v=1czvg5yqBH8
youtube.com/watch?v=P7SGFod30j0
youtube.com/watch?v=ziBwqus48qM

But they look so amazing when they're in their prime.

So when does Sovengers come to the U.S.?

The actress from With Fire and Sword aged pretty well. Born in 1970 btw.

Slavengers is just the beginning

post yfw in 10 years the ivans are not only making better movies than hollywood but also actively mocking them

Also I want bearman to meet batman and be really confused why he cant transform into bat

The next first lady of the United States of America still looks pretty good. A beauty for all times compared to the average burger grill.

Jan Skrzetuski aged pretty well too.

OK does anyone know what this movie is about?

Sorry, It's the average "Guy takes over the world with clones" movie… not bad.

Fuck off Kremlin Memesters. No one accepts your Slavic subhuman culture bullshit. Go back to pretending you were a better alternative than fascism and nazism.

Why do bears have such a big impact in Russian culture?

I love how you kikes alternate between posing as Germans and Brits whenever you D&C against Slavs.

Russia is big, lazy and scary if you accidently get in its way when it's the mating season, just like bears.

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Still looks infinitely better than Shin Godzilla tbh.

literally autism or a hebrew

Please say "hitler did nothing wrong" thats the funniest goddamned sentence on the internet

Wait, so if you don't like russians now, you're a kike? How the fuck does that work, Russians are just pieces of shit.

Pic related. Russian on fire.

Is he okay

No.

Sorry, I never took a course on how to communicate with animals. Go die, putincucks.

Its not about liking russians you mouth-breathing down syndrome melonhead, they can be a savage, backwards people although there are vast differences depending on where you are; talking about "russians" as if they are somehow homogenous shows you dont know what the fuck you are talking about and that you get your cultural intel from dashcam videos

we need like summer/work camps for all these fucking retards, its really getting out of hand

Im a kraut you dribbling imbecile, isnt that obvious?

Is it bad I want to live in a Metro 2033 world?

I'm delighted I triggered a putincuck this hard. Go move to russia and suck dirty russian cock you drooling mong.

No, its a natural male reaction to living in the relative comfort and alienation of the west.

its fine to fantasize about it and even prepare for the worst with a BOB and the like, but just remember that in reality any kind of post-apocalyptic scenario would be monumentally shit in pretty much ever regard, you should first and formemost be looking for ways to avoid such a scenario (i.e. not voting for hillary like the waterheaded nazi-larper above)

you are adorably retarded, inb4 you start whipping out your cuck porn collection

You keep calling everyone retarded, but you're clearly the retarded one here, putincuck.

Drumpf lost it's ring?

I explained in very clear terms above why you are a mongoloid, you have proven that you dont know what youre talking about. This isnt a matter of opinion or political affiliation.

Please, by all means continue, for some sad reason im enjoying this

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I don't know why but I always like this idea of a guy who kicks ass solely by being a man who towers over everyone and can overpower most people with ease. I kind of wanted to expect that from the Jack Reacher movies but then they cast Tom Cruise of all people.

You are the biggest retard here, retard. Please keep being triggered for my amusement.

Sage for you being a massive mong and putincuck.

It's kind of rude tbh to sage like that

Given the production values yeah it does tbh. Sad russian cinema has a bigger budget than japan

fucking fuck man, if you want to get someone sick, it needs to be in at least 4:3

Capeshit is simplistic as fuck, even when the creators try to go for some gay deconstruction shit.

Stop implying it's more than just you, reddigoon.